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VOLUME CVIl, NUMBER 21 PASADENA, CALIFORNIA APRIL 1, 2006
compulsionsnunlber 42.
a surprising move,Church of Scientology released a statement yesterdaydenouncing the formation ofthe new cult.
"No one should be foolishenough to take the words ofa science fiction writer as religious " the statementsaid. "To completely chan~e
one's life for unproven, 11logical quackery is just stupid."
So after discovering themeaning of life, the universe, and everything, whatelse is left for wilson?
"I don't know," he said."More work I guess. There'salways that cure for cancer."
i::i The most positive reac~ don by far have come from~. fans of Douglas Adams,~ whose book Life, the Uni~ verse and Everything face; tiously declared the answer~ was 42. Many have begun to[; treat Adams's work as Holyis Scripture, asserting that Ad~ ams was a prophet of
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can be describeda of nUlnbl~rs," he"People, can becrudelyweight, andphysical measurements. Ofcourse, a person is muchsimpler than meaning ofthe universe and everything,but it shouldn't be surprisingthat an integer value can bethe answer."
After the briefinterruption,Wilson continued to describehis proof. However, his lecture style soon lulled the layaudience to sleep, includingmuch of the live viewershipwatching on television. Notwanting to seem irresponsible, many reporters justnodded and pretended to understand the proof soon afterthey awoke.
to Toddother administrators,course averages arenow being curved the'D' range. For those students already on the lowend of the GPA scale,Todd hopes the fear offlaming out may be agood motivator to, "quitscrewing around."
college.
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day weflame,burned.
Caltech's presence inFinal Four was just as unlikely as their victory.ceiving an automatic bid byvirtue of competing in the
boys who got last laugh.After clawing back fromthat early deficit, Caltechtook a one point lead on abank shot by senior starterJordan Carlson, a potential first round NBA draftpick affectionately knownas Jordan. With 5 seconds left, Florida one
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has discovme:anillg life, the
universe, and everything.So what was the answer
to the question that has baffled generations of philosophers?
A simple number: 42.Initially, many reporters
believed it to be an AprilFools' prank, but as leadingmathematicians from around
-----~---------------I the world verified Wilson'sproof, the atmosphere turnedsomber.
"What is that supposedto tell us," one flabbergasted reporter asked. "That Ishould drink 42 gallons ofmilk a day? Eat 42 pieces of
edgewe showed more
and used our mindsmore other team inthe country. when wefeU behind 23-0, we neverstopped scheming. We never stopped believing."
Florida towered overCaltech's helpless frontcourt, but it was the brilliant
Caltech Continues Magiand Stuns Florida
in Final FourIndianapolis (AP)Midnight struck Satur
day night, but Cinderella'scarriage remained in tact.The little basketball team
camea seemingly
surmclunltab.le deficit tofavored
were a clown college,I it should becalled, 'Clowntech. ,,,He then followed with,
is concerned about "The students at Caltechexcessive shower- could learn a thing or
ing of Caltech students two about hard work.with outlandishly high \Vhen I walk aroundmarks. Students can on campus, I see slacknow look forward to re- jawed cavepeople evceiving the letter grade erywhere I tum. It disthat they deserve, and gusts me." When Todd
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goScholars a scllol:rrsJl1pfor those applicantsdisplay "presidential traits"and "superior leadershipskills." White, Yugoslavianfreshmen, sophomores, andjuniors are highly encouraged to apply.
to onegernaut Monday, therehave to an addendum tothat list: Caltech!
APRIL 1, 2006
Slobodan Milosevic, former Yugoslavian presidentconvicted war cnmt~S
the 1990's, diedin Hague, notfore leaving a generous $28million to The CaliforniaInstitute of Technology.
pains me to see students treated so badly bytheir administration," saidMilosevic, who himself tortured and killed millions in
a statewas simply amazIng,
baby!" exclaimed tlaJmb1oyant announcer Dick
As the game got close,even Caltech
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Southern California Intercollegiate Athletic Conference Tournament, Caltechwas the first 27th seed toreach NCAA tournament.
meet results andsome interesting databaseproblems, visit the teamwebsite at http://running.caltech.edu/track.php
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vengeful snowballout to defy everything youthought you knew aboutthennodynaJmics.
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Philadelphia's NFL franchise lost many star players to injury, engaged ina public falling out with asuperstar wide receiver andrecorded only six wins, Eagles fans again have reasonto be proud of their team.The Eagles defeated Japan24-3 in the World BaseballClassic, aided by the stronghitting of DT Hollis Thomas (known as 'The Hamburgler'), who also sackedJapan's pitcher 3 times, andthe excellent fielding ofWRTodd (known as'The said"Wow,tonot "''''",,'''u
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BY: HAMILTONY FALK
PRESIDENT BUSHINVOKES 25THAMENDMENT,CHENEY IN POWER
George W. Bush declaredhimself unable to dischargethe powers and duties ofhis office Thursday, leavingDick Cheney as acting President of the United States.While Bush did not providea reason for his steppingdown, sources have recently reported that Bush was"jonesin' for some chiUaxin' time at the ranch" and"plum tuckered from all thethinkin' and thoughtin' he'dbeen doing as President."
Cheney described thenews as bittersweet, suggesting while longedfor
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quickly students jumped right inand became fully involved withwhat they were doing," recalledJason Juarez, an intern on staff atthe Y. Juarez preferred to thinkof the trips as "educational opportunities" rather than as classfield trips where students weresupposed to learn something pre-
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planning and organizing,commented ChristopherKealey, the Marketingand Development Director of the Y, who alsowent on the Owens Valley trip. "We're big onstudent leadership. Ourbosses are ExComm,"he said, referring to thegroup of students whoplaya large role in managing most of the Y's activities.
"On the trips, you geta great intermingling ofgrads and undergrads,"Kealey noted. After along day's work, thegroups would oftenspend evenings togethertalking about environ- Mold remediation by Jonathan Gardnermental issues and learning about each other's values.These stimulating conversationswere intended to get students reflecting on their own experiences.Kealey thought that it was important for students to not only getthe chance to give back to society, but to learn something aboutthemselves as well.
"I was impressed with how
tlmate FrisSee page 10 for story.
olunteer
Instead of hopping on a plane tothe tropics for a week of partying,some Techers opted for a less traditional way to spend their SpringBreak this year. Two weeks ago,over forty students took part inthree separate community serviceoriented trips organized by theCaltech Y. Devoting part or allof their highly-valued time awayfrom classes, problem sets, andlab, these groups of undergraduates, graduates, and Y staff helpedrebuild hurricane-ravaged Biloxi,Mississippi, experienced a different culture in Mexico, and wentto dried out Owens Valley, California.
In addition to the variety ofcommunity service activities itoffers throughout the year, theCaltech Y introduced the Alternative Spring Break trips to give students the opportunity to explorefirst-hand a number of problemsthat face the world today. Thisis not a new idea; it is a growing,nation-wide trend that the Y hasbeen a part of for over a decade.
Student leaders do most of the
Stephen Hawking meets with students in Tom Mannion's cooking class. Hear him speak thisTuesday; more information at http://events.caltech.edu/events/event-3221.html
StudentsBY: MATTHEW
tially reported the truck contactedsecurity again to alert them thathe saw the men with the truckand cannon leaving eastbound onCalifornia Boulevard.
Security searched the area andfound no signs of the men or theFleming Cannon.
"This was not a couple of guysjust getting together," said Henderson. "This was well plannedand very sophisticated."
At this point no one knows whotook the cannon or whether theincident was a theft or a prank.
"I'm not setting aside the possibility that it's a theft, but overall,based on everything that we'veseen, my feeling is that it is aprank," said Henderson.
Several theories on who is responsible for the taking of thecannon are circulating the campus.
"The theory that makes themost sense is that [the incident] issomehow involved with HarveyMudd since it happened aroundthe twentieth anniversary of thelast time they stole it," said Fleming House President Scott Jordan.
Twenty years ago, also in thelatter part of March, a group ofMudders took the cannon in aneffort to create a rivalry betweenCaltech and HMC. The studentsfork-lifted the cannon onto atruck around 8:30am, accordingto an issue ofThe California Techfrom the week of the heist.
Similarly to the 2006 incident,students in 1986 posed as workerstaking the cannon for restorationand provided forged work orderswhen security officers questionedthem.
"Overall, the general feeling isthat Mudd did it," said Henderson. "I'm waiting for it to showup on someone's lawn. I actually
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Fleming Cannon GoneBY: ANNA HISZPANSKI
Most Caltech students like achallenging puzzle. However, figuring out what happened to a 1.7ton, 130-year-old, antique cannonwith a twelve-foot barrel is proving to be more of a challenge thanit initially appeared to be. EarlyTuesday morning, at approximately 6:00 am according to security reports, the Fleming Cannon was realized to be missing.
A service mechanic noticed agray and black early GMC modeltruck towing the Fleming Cannonon a trailer and alerted security at5:26am.
"When security stopped thetruck [on Wilson Avenue], thepeople presented the security officer with a work order saying theywere to move the cannon fromSteele to the parking lot next toSpalding Building, which they infact did," said Caltech Chief ofSecurity, Gregg Henderson.
"That is not unusual for us;we do run into contractors thathave work that we were unawareof [....] It's not unusual for us tohave contractors come to campus and work at one or two in themorning."
The security officer guided thedriver to the Spalding parking loton California Boulevard, and themen unattached the trailer withthe cannon from the truck.
However, the workers from thefictitious contractor "Rudolphand Sleppan" did not remove theFleming Cannon from the trailerbecause the "foreman" stated thathe feared the trailer may break inthe process.
Believing the workers and papers to be legitimate, the securityguard left them to their job. Approximately twenty minutes lateraccording to the security report,the service mechanic who ini-
Caltech's chess team secondplace in nation.
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In This IssueThe Return of the ASCIT DVD LibraryAnnouncing: GAYpril .Re: Herschel on the War on TerrorCensorship and YouTennis Team Plays MIT
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caused by natural disasters andothers caused by humans. Theidea has been to promote a senseof responsibility to the community by offering the opportunityto give back.
Overall, the Alternative SpringBreak Hips offered by the CaltechY are designed to open up students to variety of struggles facedall throughout the world, some
was good be(;au:sethis one issue inabout the co'mplex:iti(~s.
Besides about the con-troversy over region, mostof the four day trip was devotedto preventing the rapid environmental decline of the valley. Thegroup cut down harmful speciesof plants and covered up certainpaths to protect the landscapefrom erosion by errant hikers.
This experience gave each ofthe group members the opportunity to have an informed opinion on this particular issue andsparked interesting conversationsabout the moral conflict between'urban sprawl and environmentalconservation. The trip dealt withthe consequences of Los Angelesbeing a metropolitan area affecting other regions in sometimesdrastic manners that are oftengiven minimal consideration.
APRIL 3, 2006
From left to Robbie Xiao, Eva Murdock, JosephineGao, Janice Wang, Oslnnd, Natalie Szweda, ChristopherTJ NaviiarekaUu, Robin Deepak Kumar
Break trip for many years now, atestament to the patience and persistence that are demanded espe
of the least popular causes.Fi!:rhtino with the Los AngelesDe:prurtm.ent of Water and Power
to rewater the
OWENS VALLEY, CALIFORNIA
Once a fertile grassland, theOwens Valley region is now essentially dry, a result of a losingbattle with the city of Los Angeles over water rights. The majority of the water is redirected intoan aqueduct that supplies LosAngeles with a third of its drinking water. A few hours north ofCaltech, this region is now knownfor its desert-like appearance andthe dry lake is often the source ofthe dust storms that plague thevalley.
The Owens Valley trip has beenoffered as an Alternative Spring
From left to right, front row: Andreea Stuparu, Amy Trangsrnd, DanielBirt, Yijia Chen, Alexandra Velian, Angela Shih, Greg Fletcher. Backrow: Simon Kung, Simona Tescu, Jennifer Yim, Rajan Kulkarni, ShawnYu, David Chen
Immersed in this new environment, the group spent most oftheir time renovating a community center in which they werestaying. They put together bookshelves and spruced up a roomby painting a mural on the walls.Time was also spent playing withchildren in a nearby orphanage.
"The food was really good,"Yijia Chen said, comparing theirmeals to some places aroundCaltech. "It totally wipes CDSoff the table."
This was an entirely new experience for most of the group."I've never really been to Mexico, so I didn't really know what toexpect," recalled Jennifer Yim, asophomore who had not been on aCaltech Y trip before. "I felt likeI contributed something, but youcan't really do too much in fourdays," she thought, having sympathy for the conditions peoplethere were living in.
The 14 people who went onthe trip were also given a tour ofTijuana, seeing first-hahd the extreme disparity between the richand the poor. "There were somepeople living. in mounds of garbage,"Yim remembered.
The group was also taken to theMexican side of the border, fromwhich many people have attempted the dangerous journey into theUnited States. There they found amemorial with crosses and flowers, dedicated to the thousandsof people who died on their waynorth. This issue was very relevant with the current immigrationbill debated in Congress.
The offered students a veryreal perspective on the thirdworld problems that people facejust across the border, only hoursaway from Caltech.
Recognizing that communityservice does not stop at border crossings, another group ofCaItech students made the trekinto Mexico to spend four daysliving in a completely differentcultural setting.
as if nothing had happened. "Itwas interesting to see the damagein Biloxi and then see what wereconsidered the priorities to rebuildin New Orleans," said Cevallos.
The group returned early Sunday morning with just enough timeto prepare for classes again. "[TheBiloxi community has] a lot ofwork coming up," Ahad noted asa final thought. "They definitelyneed a lot of people to help."
localstheiralIos exrllaiJi1ed.
"1 got two views when 1 wasthere. a lot of feltpowerless, which is ex-pected," said Ahad, pointing outthe fact that the whole of the fishing industry in Biloxi was wipedout. "I also met people who wereindependent. Some people appreciated what you're doing, others were frustrated. That's okaybecause you have to understandwhat they've been through."
On the way back, the groupspent a few hours looking aroundNew Orleans, which was alsobadly ravaged by the hurricane.Some of the students describedwhat they saw as surreal, since inthe tourist districts, it was almost
The members would gut out theinteriors of flooded houses, donHAZMAT suits to de-mold thebuildings, tutor kids at a local el··
and survey thethe restoration of
freshman Marissa Cev-
"There wasn't a whole lot ofdowntime," recalled junior Jonathan Gardner, who spent his firstAlternative Spring Break inBiloxi. Everything was W(~l!-or·
ganized, students said, and therewas always something to do.
The group was generallyinto two teams that would carryout a variety of tasks in a day.
called "long-termers," who lefttheir homes or took time off fromcollege to spend months in theGulf region, helping to get peopleback on their feet.
Leaving at 4 in the morning onSunday, March 18th, the groupflew into New Orleans and thendrove down to the camp where
would spend the rest of the
From left to right, back row: Jason Juarez, Abdul Tariq,JonathauGardner, Asa Hopkins, Tim Barnes, David Romero, Sarah Stokes, JohnArteaga, Jon Winn, Peter Liu, Billy Zdon, Marissa Cevallos. Front row:Athena Castro, Felicia Katz, Franklin Jiron, Lena Nguyen
Here are some of the detailsof each and the eXlperiencessome students had:
"Wow, used to be a townhere," thought sophomore AbdulAhad as he looked over one of theworst-hit areas of hurricane Katrina. "There are these tracks ofland that are completely emptyyou don't even realize that EastBiloxi was a heavily populatedregion."
Ahad was one of the studentleaders of the group that spent aweek among the devastation leftby the hurricane that struck inlate August last year. Sixteen inall with two Y staff members andone graduate student, the Caltechgroup met up at a volunteer centerat Pass Road in Biloxi, set up bythe Hands On USA organization.
The center is run by volunteers
Happy Spring Tenn!Respectfnlly Submitted,Vickie PonASCIT Secretary
- Chris W. will look into how the BoD canuse the ASCIT trailer in the Mods.7. Social Team Update
The Social Teanl is looking at locations for ASCIT Formal, which is ahead ofschedule from last year.- The SExComm with all the Social Directors from each House will start meetingvery soon.h- The Social Team website is being updated.8. Athletics Survey- The Athletics Survey Nathan and Toddtook is completed and there are no surprises with the results.- Todd will be meeting with Sharon to goover the survey results.9. ASCIT Staff Awards- Todd will put up a survey for nominations for the ASCIT Staff Awards soon.10. Elections Bylaw Revisions
Todd will organize proposals and ameeting for Elections by-laws revisions.Others who are interested or have ideas orconcerns should talk to Todd immediately.II. FDAL Update- Sadly, the Movie Library computer isnowhere to be found. Instead, ASCIT willmost likely use the old BoC laptop once allthe files are backed up, which will be greatfor portability.- The BoD will decorate the ASCIT bulletin board on the Olive Walk after the clubfunding meeting (about 2 pm, Sunday,April 9th).12. mCNews
By email correspondence, Craig infonned the BoD that, "Dr. Helena Kopecky from the Counseling Center isworking with the IHC to set up additionalpeer counseling training for UCCs andHealth Ads for all the Houses. The mcis also starting to work on preparations forPre-Frosh Weekend."
and it still seems that not everything is upto date and accurate.- The report showed a $25K surplus asexpected.- Clubs' third tenn dues were paid.3. Time Capsule- Pasadena Water and Power's Centennial is here, and because Caltech has beena customer the entire time, the companyasked President Baltimore ifCaltech wouldlike to include something in it. Baltimoreasked Margo Marshak to look into it, andMargo asked the IHC for help, and now theASCIT BoD is in charge.- Todd's idea: This past term's ACM 95final.- Todd, Vickie, and Nathan will work 011
what to put in by the upcoming deadline.4. Club Funding Meeting (April 9th,2006)- Vickie is organizing the club fundingmeeting, which the entire BoD needs tobe at.- The meeting will be on Sunday, April9th, from 10 am-2 pm. Lunch will be provided for the BoD.5. Donut Webpage- Jed from the Donut Dev Team came totalk to us more about concerns regardinggranting Tech Editors and the Food Chairemail privileges. He said most complaintsabout too many ASCIT emails come fromgrad students, not undergrads.
A quick vote was taken to see whowould want to uphold the past vote to grantemail privileges to the Tech Editors and tothe Food Chair (the former without survey privileges). The majority of the BoDagreed to uphold the past vote. More discussion on this will occur next week.- There is a request to put PriceTrout ondonut, but this is just like the Bookmart already in Donut. More discussion in thisnext week.6. DDR Machine- The DDR machine is in Housing. Toddand Chris W. will look into finding another,more accessible location for it.
Chris WatsonGuests: Vamsi Chavakula, Yan Zhang,Chris Klein; Marissa Cevallos, Leo Stein,Jed Yang, Gustavo OlmAbsent: Craig Montuori
I. Funding Requestsa. Quiz Bowl: Yan from the Quiz Bowlrequested $500 in funding for 5 team members to go to the NAQT Quiz Bowl Nationals this year. A budget was presented,Vote: A vote was taken to grant Quiz Bowl$500 to fund their trip to Nationals. Voteapproved (7Y/ON/OA).b. Caltech Y: Vamsi from the Caltech Yrequested $500 in funding for Make a Difference Day on April 1st, 2006. This is acampus-wide event with 300 participantswho engage in over 15 different community service projects. All participants receivea t-shirt, and there will be a BBQ dinner atthe end of the day.Vote: A vote was taken to grant theCaltech Y $500 from the allotted SpecialEvents fund in the ASCIT budget for Makea Difference Day on April Ist,2006. Voteapproved (7Y/ON/OA).c. Lloyd Interhouse: Marissa from Lloydrequested Interhouse funding for Lloyd'sInterhouse, which will be on April 8th,2006. The theme this year is VenetianCarnival.Vote: A vote was taken to grant Lloyd Interhouse funding. Vote approved (7Y+IYby proxy= 8Y/ON/OA).d. KELROF: Gustavo aim, the KELROFdirector, requested $210 in funding for thisannual Caltech event. KELROF is a 24hour marathon with about 50 participantsand many spectators who all have a greattime. T-shirts are provided for participants,trainers are present, and non-Caltech members may participate fora small fee.Vote: A vote was taken to grant KELROF$210 for their 2006 marathon. Vote approved (8Y/ON/OA).2. Treasurer's Report- Jon updated the BoD on our money. Hereceived the monthly report for February,
Present -Officers: Todd Gingrich, Jean Sun, VickiePon, Jonathan Senn, Csilla Felsen, ChrisGonzales, RJ Krom, Nathan Donnellan,
ASCIT BOD MINUTESFROM THE OLIVE WALKWednesday, March 29,2006
Upper Class Merit Awards arebased on outstanding scholasticachievement as demonstratedby exceptional academic performance, independent research, andextracurricular activities sincebeginning academic studies atCaltech. Last year, the Committeerecommended a total of 57 Upper Class Merit Awards. Awardsranged from 3/4 tuition, to fulltuitlOn, room and board.
www.finaid.caltech.edu/UpperClassMeritAwardMarch2006.
BIOETHICS SYMPO-SIUM
On 13, 2006, the KeckGraduate Institute of Applied LifeSciences will be hosting a one day,bioethics symposiumregarding thefuture of drug regulation and theFDA. This event will be free andopen to the public. http://www.kgi.edulEvents/Bioethics.shtml
toed, hard-soled shoes to go.
card by
For the entire month of April,all members of the Caltech community, students, factuIty, and staff, can board buses onany of the seven Pasadena ARTSroutes at no cost. Just board thebus, show your Caltech identification card, and enjoy the ride.
SOUTH HOUSE TOURSHousing does tours of the South
Hovses every Thursday at 3:00 forup to 10 people. You need closed-
SPEAKSThe Office of Campus Life is
sp4)m,orimg students to attend theSpeaker Series at
the Pasadena Civic Auditorium.Mikhail FormerPresident of the USSR and No-bel will beon 5, at
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, thenGive it back to Fle~ming,
resolve the issue.too much history on theCaltech and the cannon at
Anyone with information regarding the whereabouts of theFleming Cannon or pertainingto the case are asked to pleasecontact Caltech Security at (626)395-4701.
to bon-ow DVDs for a one-timeinvestment of $1000.ASCIT and the GSC reached anagr'eeIueIlt and since then the li-
has been to both un-deJrgr;"ds and students.
weremade in the tomeet the needs at the time. In
the BoD tostudents a overhead
lost DVDs. In orstudents with a
COllJ.vt:nil~nt way to returna lockbox was for 24-hour return.
The Movieclosed for the monthsdue to the renovations of theSouth Hovses. the return of the Movie Library to theCoffee House soon is anticipated.
ysterystanding that the cannon is in atemporary position"
Before its theft, the cannonsat on the lawn of Steele Houseon Holliston Avenue, across thestreet from the Holliston parking structure and Security Office.Steele House was the cannon'stemporary home since its permanent parking space in front ofFleming House is unavailable dueto the South Houses' renovation.
According to Henderson, inits previous position in front ofFleming House, the cannon wastypically locked to the ground.
Currently, however, everyone'sefforts are focused on simply
the cannon returned safely
till aAPRIL 3, 2006
installed on old BoCThe DVD library was set-up a
few years ago. Much effort andASCIT fnnds have into buy-ing new DVDs, stolenones and a better
dan.in good humorbecause it'sand
and theare
wClrk.mg on developing new methods of communication to ,.,r._""·...t
a similar incident in the future."Ted Doyle and I talked about
better ways to secure the cannon,better ways of communication so[Security] know[s] if the cannonis being worked on-really opening lines of communication," saidHenderson. "We discussed waysto perhaps lock it down, under-
when wasfrom the Moore-Hufstedler Fundfor the one condition be-
that beopen to students as well.Severalconcerns about offer, claiming that over the years, severalundergrads have in effort intothe library and it is unfairfor graduate students to be able
"The reason I delayed [in filingthe report] is because I was hoping to hear that it was a prank [....]My filing of the police report nowrequires me to say, yes, we willprosecute. Now if it is a prank, Idon't want to throw some kid injail for that."
Fleming House is also takingthe matter seriously, particularlybecause the cannon is not RFable (RF is a Caltech term for aprank) according the Inter HouseComJmittee's Resolution I, Section 6, which states:
"...Specifically exempted fromRFs are the Blacker dining halltapestry, the Fleming House Bell,the Fleming the wall-sized Fleming the
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"I filed a police report early thismorning [Thursday, March 30th]for grand theft," said Henderson.
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RESIGNSJapan's hopes for a true two
party political suffered asetback with resignation of
leaders of the Democraticof Japan due to a fake e-
scandal. leader SeijiMaehara and other top officialsliU:l-Jpt:U down in to limit
darna~:e to their party's creda member used a
e-mail in an attemptto d<:image the Liberal Democratic which has dominated
for the past fiftyDemocratic Party of
had recently apologizedlawmaker Hisayasu Nagata
revealed an e-mail that suggestedlinks between the son of the ruling party secretary-general andan internet company under investigation for doctoring earnings.
Although the party had madein 2003 and 2004 parlia
mentary elections, it was crushedby the Liberal Democratic Party'scoalition. Japa11'S leading opposition party blamed the scandalson inexperience, and intends tocontinue attempts to create a twoparty political system in Japan
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would veto the bill currently inthe House.
treatedfound dead after the January 7th abduction, and other victims of kidnapping are still missing. There are cun-ently threejournalists still being held in Iraq,as well as many others. Approximately 35 people were kidnappedin the war tom nation on Mondayand Tuesday ohhis week, and experts see no sign of a decrease inthe capture of foreigners for Iraqiinsurgent groups.
JOURNALIST JILLCARROLL RELEASEDFROM NEARLY THREEMONTHS CAPTIVITYBY INSURGENTS
Jill Carroll, a freelance journalist who had been writing aboutIraq for The Christian ScienceMonitor, was set free after beingheld for 83 days by the Brigadesof Vengeance, an Iraqi insurgentgroup. The reasons for her release are unclear; Can-oIl herselfwas not told why she was set free,nor is there evidence that aransom was
The been dellla11dillgthe of all femaleers by the U.S., which released 5women earlier this week, aHholl1ghAmerican officialsthat these releases were already
and occun-ed for unrereasons. A video of
insurgents andon an
we~bsite, may have beenpartially n~spl)nsible as wen.
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LATION SPARKS PROTESTS
Latino youth in SouthernCalifornia have been protesting
legislation that wouldseek tighter border control, seen
many as an attack on theirThousands of students
skippt:d CLaS1,es. marched thr,ou~~h
and blocked roads inleg,ishltic,n cll1rn~nt]ly in Con-
BY: HAMILTONY FALK
CANADIAN, AMERICAN AND MEXICANLEADERS MEET ATSUMMIT IN CANCUN
Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper, American PresidentBush and Mexican President Vicente Fox all vowed to continueto increase cooperation on trade,health, security and other issuescommon to the North Americannations. There were some tensions between Bush andin response to U.S. legislation re
pa~;SP()rts for travelers between and andover the American taliff on Canadian but on the wholethe two leaders ofrelations between the cOll1niries.
was elected two monthsand this is the first meetirlg
be·tw,~en Bush and the new Canadian leader.
LJ""IY!l" the issues between theMexico im-
illlJmi.!J;ral1lts toareas and offered
assistance in the naturalizationThe sumJmit made cleal'
North American relations arestrong, despite recent disagreements over the war in Iraq andother issues.
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buildJing fencesthe Mexico b02Irde:r,
also cracks down onthem andpenalties for
who aide Supportersbill maintain that low costimJmigrant workers bringwages for American citizens. Inaddition, from this immigr21tio1nthe U.S. is draining other countries of their young workers andtherefore danmging their alreadyweaker economies.
An opposing bill in the Senate would create a guest workerprogram that would allow manycurrently illegal immigrants towork in the U.S. and would workto facilitate the path to citizenshipfor those who pay taxes, abide byAmerican laws and learn to speakEnglish. President Bush supportsthe bill in the Senate, although hehas refused to state whether he
bly so that the audience can sharethe experience of the block party,as well. I only wish 1 knew moreabout the acts that played; itmade me bad that 1 was sortof bored watching them perform.I recognized their names, andsome of their music, but it wasn'tenough to keep me fully entertained. I was still pretty stuck onthe idea that Chappelle wouldsuddenly scoot onstage and dosomething funny, but he only didit for a little bit, and it was onlymoderately 'haha'.
Probably the biggest highlightof the movie is at the end. It turnsout that Dave Chappelle is so famous that he can pull together anall day block party, give ordinarypeople the chance to attend agood concert, and- most impressively- reunite the Fugees. (Ifyou don't already know, the Fugees were a hallmark hip hop/rapact that broke up in the 90s due toirreconcilable differences ... well,the only thing you really need toknow is that it's a big deal.bringing Sonny and Cher backtogether, or something.) It wasgreat to see them perform toget~
er at the end, although from theIrrusty performance, it was fairlyobvious that the members had really grown in different directionssince the split. Still, a miracle ofmusic history, thanks to DaveChappelle.
If you were thinking about going to go see it, don't make thesame mistake I did in thinkingthat it was going to be a comedy.I would more highly recommendthe film to the music fans, as itgives the audience a very goodview of every act.
Next week: Hopefully, I canget a copy of Jenny Lewis and theWatson Twins' Rabbit Fur Coat,in time for the next issue.
Grade:B
eryday people that usually neverdid this sort of thing. It was avery nice and generous gesture,but hey, when you're rich you cando that sort of thing. At any rate,the film sort of is a cross betweena documentary and a 'home movie,' which is at once entertainingand slow moving. Also, a goodportion of the screen time is dedicated to the performances, proba-
APRIL 3, 2006
BY:CINDYKO
In the relatively few years afterhis show's debut in 2003, DaveChappelle has gone from being anobody to a household name. Hisjokes range over all sorts of topics and he, like many good comics, is well knownfor being able tpush the limits 0
political correctnesand come away 0
everyone's gooside. On his showhis sketchesoften silly spoofthat involve exaggerated impersonations and funncostumes. In thcollege-age groupChappelle's sketches are the sourcof many oft-quotephrases; he imitatepeople, and peoplwant to imitate him.In a short time, hhas built an iconiidentity with thiaudience. Amonthe demographic 0
college kids, fehaven't seen hihilarious retellinof Charlie Murph-Eddie Murphy'lesser-known broth-er-and his COlllDJI
catedwith cracked-outmusic legend, the late RickJames. This particular sketch isfairly well known, because it features key phrases"Cocaine's a helluva drug," andanother one that I can't print because my mother reads this newspaper. But it's funny, trust me.
Anyway, I got excited when Iheard about Dave Chappelle coming out with a film (woo!), directed by Michel Gondry (woohoo!),the guy who directed Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. It'slike double plus super awesometime. I guess I was expectingsomething like a really long, really funny Dave Chappelle Showepisode, with Gondry's quirkyFrench touch. When I watched thetrailer, I learned that it's actuallyabout some secret block party thatChappelle threw in Brooklyn forthe neighborhood. (My sister saidshe had heard about it, but decided not to go because it was raining. Pooooo.) Anyway, althoughthe trailer indicated that it wasn'tgoing to be like a long ChappelleShow at all, I still hoped in vain.
Ehhh, it's not a bad movie,but I didn't enjoy it as much as Icould have for a few reasons. Onewas that I went into the movieexpecting something pretty specific. I wanted Chappelle to makejokes until my gut exploded, butthrough the whole movie I thinkthe closest I got was like, three"huh hah"s. The film was mainlyabout how Chappelle wanted tothrow the "ultimate block party"that he always wanted to attend,and now that he was rich andfamous, he could do it. The firsthalf of the movie is about howthe concert was set up, and thesecond half is the concert itself.Chappelle invited some of his topfavorite big name rappers, likeMos Def and Kanye West, probably because he was a big fan andwanted to meet them. Most people that attended found out aboutit by word of mouth, but a fewwere sent from Dayton, Ohio byway ofGolden Ticket. That is, notonly did Chappelle want to give
Em- the ultimate concert, he wanted togive it to the type of normal ev-
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an A in physics to make themdeliriously happy. I am sure mycolleagues will find it easy to arrange to make my promise intoreality-in the name of student faculty relations, so this campus maynever fear the troubles that besetothers.
And to the men QfFleming, andtheir ladies, thank you. I had thetime of my life!
Ricardus Feynmanius,peror
these goggles, we neglect ourappearance and know to countthe days until tIie nearest vacation.
So we become accustomedto having things close enough,such as this drink. To make it,squeeze one half ofa lemon intoa shaker filled with cracked ice.Muscles associated with thisbecome overdeveloped the longer you have been here. Savea twist for your eyes to shieldyou from further horror. Pourthe rest of the ingredients andshake vigorously. Strain into ahigh glass. It will be foamy andchartreuse in color. Herbsaintadds a nice anise flavor alongthe bite of the lemon. Thiswould be a wonderful cocktailif it was not for one problem:it smells like shampoo. I haveno idea how this happened andwould be upset otherwise, but Ihave ceased caring. It is goodenough.
neutrons and electrons holdingone to another. The bug movesits legs by the control of a network of neurons learning andsynchronizing the motion. The
bug stands amidthe forces andstresses on its·oints. It survives
it can balance.But it did not
balance and theshit-eating pestlanded in mydrink. Despitethese observa-tions, I am not
amused. I now realize that beingat this maddening monastery ofmath, science and engineeringcauses me to notice details suchas these. Ironically, in the faceof this fact, I have gone blind after three and two thirds years.
We call this blindness theCaltech goggles. These makemustaches disappear, shrinknumbers and increase letters.Watching the world through
been previously warned by a spyamong my coterie of handmaidens I found it easy to put downthe attempted revolution.
Finally it was decided (aftersome tests) that I need not drivemy own chariot home, and asober charioteer was found toescort me. Taking account oftheir inexperience in entertaining faculty (they were unable toproduce a kumquat on demand),I think this represents a sincere
Richard Feynman'sLetter to the FacultyIt is generally believed that the
Caltech student is unhappy, andthat all he needs is social recognition by the faculty. For that reason, there have been many studiesand committees working on theproblem of student-faculty relations. Up to now, we of the faculty have so often made every conceivable effort with no responseby the students at all. I wish toreport here, however, some glimmering of a beginning of a smartstudent effort in that direction.An effort, which I believe shouldbe answered by the faculty.
Having been invited to PageHouse last Saturday evening, Iwas watching a moving picture,when I was captured by a number of men and women in togasand wooden swords, and carried off to Fleming where I wasdressed (by lovely handmaidens)in a toga, given a crown and declared emperor (of what the morestraitlaced among you might calla Roman orgy). I was servedbreads with four kinds of cheesesand wines while watching gladiators battle for my amusement. An
Stu~ent~Faculty elati,9,t~~",attemptloimprove~hIS ,,:eek I m I?omg to. cheat oracle declared that the emperor relations. I have every reason to
a httl~ ':'Ith my art~cle. WIth the needed a consort, so four maIdens believe that this represents a newpenmsslon of ~Ichelle Feyn- were selected for. me to choose policy. I should suggest thereforeman, I'm borrowmg some ~o~ds from. After watchmg the~ dance that next time you are invited tofrom a man much more dlstm- for me, I found myself WIth my student houses, you accept forg~ished than myself. . In 1969, head ~n the lap of o~e of th~ most you will surely be treated betterRIChar? Feynman pnnted t~e beautIful and waclOus ladles of than I, as they gain experiencefonowI~g le~ter to the faculty m Claremont,. bemg fed grapes, of and develop competition amongthe CalIfornIa Tech. Clearl~ the course, whIle we watched a play. the houses. Incidentally, in theletter is a little dated and. hm~s (I had difficulty keeping track closeness of the relationship de-have changed, but there IS stIll of the play.) Whatever 1 wished the viasubstantial room for improving was granted-my back was rubbed the rum 1 outstudent-faculty relations. It is with special lotions for what their real dema~ds are; whattrue. that our profess~rs are n~w the occasion (by the Tokes will peace and happiness tobUSIer than ever keepmg up WI~ I understand); a pan of hot water campus while other colleges
proposals and bureauc~atIc was brought, my lady removed have chaos. It is not a demandpaperwork, but at a scho.ol WIth a my shoes an? socks and I soake~ for-more girls, or more student3: 1 s~udent to faculty raho I. seem u:y whIle a group of mUSI- say in administration or faculty~o thmk w~ can do a better Job of Clans on recorders an~ drums decisions, or any of those commcorporatmg som~ more profes- played for me. A. dancmg Bac- plex psychological things. Thesesors mto stud~nt hfe. ThIS chal- c~us proffered wme ~~d more are just covers for their true unlenge rests mamly on the stude~ts wme; and a most delICIOUS hot derlying uncertainty. They askedand the houses, both ~f. ,:,h~ch buttered rum was prepared (more only one thing and, under the circould benefit greatly by mitIatmg than once) for the emperor. As cumstances that I found myselfa little more contact with the fac- in all such situations, jealousies in it seemed very easy to grant.ulty. ASCIT offers funding from arose, and there was an attempt I ~eeded only to announce thatthe MOSH to take a professor to depose the emperor, buthaving. teedto lunch with a group of friends.Funding requests can easily bemade at any of the WednesdayBoD meetings at noon on theOlive Walk. Additionally theMOSH also provides funding toinvite professors to house dinners.If anyone has questions or ideasabout promoting student-facultyrelations, feel free to contact meat [email protected].
Being at Tech so long, Iwonder if this experiencecauses us to notice smallthings about the world aroundus. It makes me wonder if ourknowledge of science sheds lighton every slight detail of reality. Abug is no longer a six legged pest,but a collection of cells protectedby a chitin exoskeleton. Each cellcarries out its function by a complicated logic of proteins dancingaround a strand of DNA. DNAconsists of molecules which relyon varying numbers of protons,
Juice of a half lemonSplash of Herbsaint3 part rye whiskey1 part egg white1 dash of Angostura bit
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BY: JOHN MCNAMARA
Drink o'l ek
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ers and thus increase the cost of theinsurance premium for those who remain on the Caltech health plan.
Second, many students were concerned that direct billing to parents under the strict waiver plan would resultin parents receiving information onservices, such as birth control, mentalhealthcare, or other medications (suchas anti-depressants). This could potentially be the case for students underthe age of 18 or for students who areable to opt-out of the Caltech healthinsurance plan. Fortunately, this is nota problem under the mandatory healthplan.
Another issue involves the qualityof health care. Currently, the CaltechHealth and Counseling Center helpsstudents with outside referrals (e.g. Xrays, lab work and access to specialists) and can follow-up with a studentand the outside provider to ensure thatthe student is receiving care. For students who waive out of the Caltechplan, outside health care could bedelayed and fragmented, becausethe search for a specialist or serviceswould largely depend on the studentand the Caltech Health Center wouldnot be in communication with the outside providers.
Of particular concern was the accessibility to mental health care. According to Dr. Kevin Directorof the Health and Couns:elillgabout 20% of undergnlduate studentsuse the center. Of that
about 27% 5.4% ofthe totalare refelTed for outside treatment
the Center isable to refer students to psychiatristsand other mental health providerswho have treated Caltech students inthe past and are familiar with the environment and stressors on campus.Students who waive out of the Caltechplan and then need outside psychiatrichelp may not pursue further treatment,because it is inconvenient for them tofind a specialist covered by their specific health plan or because they do notwant to pay for the high out-of-pocketexpenses of mental health care. Also,they might receive more stigmatizingdiagnoses so that they can continuetreatment under their health plans.The CUlTent rate of suicides in the pastfour academic years among undergraduates is zero; some say that thismay be proof of how well our mentalhealth coverage works.
The faculty health committee metlast term and recommended the mandatory plan to administrators, becausethe CUlTent mandatory plan workswell and ensures that all students havedependable access to services. Thecommittee is chaired by Prof. PhilipHoffman and includes undergraduatestudent representatives Angela Chang,Csilla Felsen, Meng-meng Fu, andDorota Korta. However, the committee also recognized that the mandatorypolicy would impose significant coststo students, parents, and financial aid.Provost Paul Jennings notes that thestudent insurance policy is more comprehensive and more expensive thanthe plan for Caltech faculty and staff(including those at JPL). The facultyand staff health insurance programsare evaluated annually and like otherinstitutions, Caltech has had to shifta larger fraction of escalating healthcare costs to the employee. Thus, theHealth Committee is currently chargedwith redesigning the student health insurance plan for the 2007-2008 schoolyear to decrease the cost to studentsand the Institute. Student input willbe vital in this process to ensure thatimportant coverage is not lost.
APRIL 3, 2006
Care
Over spring break, senior administrators, led by Dr. David Baltimore, decidedto continue mandatory student health insurance for all incoming students. Thecost of health insurance will appear under student fees (this year's premiumwas $1,668 per student) and thus will becovered by financial aid. This decisionreversed the plan outlined during townhall meeting (http://www.studaff.caltech.edu/townhall.htm): "the cost of health insurance will no longer be included in financial aid calculations for new students
BY: MENG-MENG FU
Under consideration were two options: require all freshmen to purchasethe Caltech health insurance plan or allow freshmen with alternative healthinsurance plans that satisfy a number ofstringent requirements to waive out of theCaltech insurance plan. The strict waiverwould obviously benefit those studentswho can optcout of the plan, because theywould not have to pay for the additionalCaltech health plan. The subsequent decrease in total cost of attendance for students who could waive out would alsopotentially make Caltech more attractiveto prospective students. Most colleges10 allow students to waive out of thelealth insurance plans; for example, 90%)f Harvey Mudd students opt-out of the;choot's health insurance.
the health insurance mandaory has three primary benefits: the prenium would not increase sig;nificantly,:orlfielentialit\' of will be main
and health care will not becomedisjointed. having the strict waiverwould decrease the number of subscrib-
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riage debate. Planned social eventsinclude a movie/spa night and an outing to see the new movie"Adam andSteve."
It doesn't matter if you are gay, bi,trans, straight, questioning, or otherwiseanyone is invited to learn moreabout the LGBTQ community. Allare truly welcome and encouragedto come to these events. You don'thave to be gay to watch a movie withus or to come to a free lunch! Manyheterosexual members of the Caltechcommunity consider themselves tobe allies of the LGBTQ populationand will be attending these events.Even if you aren't an ally, you mightcome to find out more about LGBTQissues or to hear an opposing viewpoint. We will particularly be inviting all to get involved with the National Day of Silence on April 26thwhen Caltech will join other collegesand high schools nationwide in thisdemonstration. Stay tuned to hearmore about this opportunity.
Check out PRISM's website athttp://rainbow.caltech.edu for moredetails.
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BY: PRISM OFFICERS
Looking around, it's sometimes difficult to see that Caltech is a community ofpeople with a diversity of backgrounds.You can count the number of minOlitystudents on a few hands. The dearth offemale students is more of a harsh realitythan just a cruel joke of the AdmissionsOffice. For a population that finds it difficult to escape from labs, classrooms, andHouses, cine could actually experiencefour or more years at Caltech without evertruly getting to know a minority student.To miss out on the chance to experiencediversity is truly a shame. And yet thereis another population of students, faculty,and staff that actually infiltrates everycommunity within Caltech. A couplehundred email addresses are subscribedto the anonymous listserv. They live inyour Houses. They work in your labs.Some are too afraid to publicly admit thatthey are part of this community. Othersare not quite comfortable identifying aspart of this community. Some might notrealize they are a part of it. Still othersmight not be interested in accentuatingthat part of their life from day to day.For whatever reason, the diversity of thiscommunity goes unnoticed.
In an attempt to reach out to these people and to educate the rest of Caltech ofsome of their concernsand in the vein ofmonths that celebrate diversity such asBlack Month and Women's History MonthPRISM is excited to declare
to be That's right. Putyour scoffs aside. and w()rkingamong you is a substantial communityof who are lesbian, gay, bisexllal,or Others definethemselves as a mix of these. Others findthemselves questioning how definetheir (That's where the "Q"comes in.) They carry with them a uniqueset of experiences. And so GAYpril provides an opportunity for allstraight, LGBTQ, or any combination thereofto findout more about what it means to be LGBTQ.
This article is the first in a series of fourdevoted to showcasing the LGBTQ community during this month of GAYpril.Here we aim to introduce you to GAYpriland tell you a bit about what you can expect to see in the coming month. Whilethe LGBTQ community at Caltech doesnot have a specific department devoted toissues pertaining to this minority group,many student groups and allying officeswill be hosting programs. PRISMthe clubopen to all members of the Caltech communityis the main sponsor of this monthof events that will celebrate the diversity,the trials and tribulations, and the fabulousness of the queer community. We arefortunate to have co-sponsors and primary sponsors of many events. This pastweekend, the Caltech Y's "Make A Difference Day" included a service projectorganized and participated in by PRISMmembers serving the Pasadena AIDSCenter. The Graduate Student Council'sUnder-represented Students Committeeis presenting "Licensed to Kill," a filmdocumentary about the Nazi executionof homosexuals during World War II aspart of its monthly LGBT film series.The Women's Center is helping organizea barbecue for female members of theLBTQ community. Through its HealthyRelationship Series, it will also present"Out and About," a workshop on gay andlesbian romantic relationships. Throughout the year, the Counseling Center hostsa bimonthly discussion group at whichwe discuss movies, politics, personalmatters, and anything else that peoplewant to talk aboutin a safe environmentthat really encourages diversity. One ofthe two meetings this month will be devoted to transgender issues, following alunch with a speaker who will talk aboutwhat it means to be transgender. Anotherspeaker tentatively arranged to come toCaltech will speak on the same-sex mar-.
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orelgnersAPRIL 3,2006
the Jvnall1d!,·Pos~:en.a newspaper.
the line with their abouta newspaper article that waslished in one small newspaper inone small country.
of the item. But the way areacts to offenses is the
that matters, and in myion many Muslims went way over
difference between self-imposedcensure in Europe and forced censure for fear of offending Muslims (and of becoming the targetof bomb threats). During the cartoon controversy it seemed thata lot of Muslims want the entireworld to conform to their moralstandards, and that they are readyto enforce this sentiment throughwhatever means possible.
Furthermore I don't believethere exists perfect freedom ofspeech in America either. I havenever read nor heard anythingeven close to anti-semitism here,and there are a lot of dark spotsin America's history about whichnobody seems to talk, yet I haveheard a lot about in (themassacres of native Americans
Freedom UL"P'O""\.·U
is never and each {'onnt,.."
has its own limits of discussionthat seem to outsiders.
would like to addM1Jsliims have every to
be offended the cartoons. Butcountless arecountless newspaiper
items (myself includled)is no way out of that. Evenif we aU items to statementsof facts there are probably
who offended becausethat statements of fact
don't do credit to the emotional
uropeans Censor 0 Themselves,Dear Editors,
I feel Noah Rahman missed thepoint in his commentary on thecartoon controversy. He wrotethat Europeans censor all material about Nazis or the Holocaust,and that for this reason they haveno right to condemn the reactionof the Muslim world to the cartoons.
In Germany there is indeedcensorship regarding Nazis andthe Holocaust. It is limited topositive statements about the Nazis or denying that the holocausthas happened, or that only a fewthousand people died instead ofmillions.
We certainly don't have freedom of speech in that respect, butit is done with the best of intentions, as we don't want historyto itself this isan is a dif-ferent issue). Germansare not local ne'ws!)ap,ersin other countries to see
write that goesour cenSOL"Mein was num-
ber two in listlast Yes, it forbidden tosell book in. Germany, but wedo not complain alone utterbomb threats) if other countriesfeel they have to express their admiration for Nazis. That is the big
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icans hold a bias against peoplefrom the Middle East, but at leastthe American culture frowns onthis, while terrorist are willing tokill Americans simply based onthe country they live and work in,with absolutely no considerationof the they kill as individuals. It is foolish to aW~mlDt
to justify acts of terrorAmericans pfl~judiced.
most tileof the statement Mr.
Millmeq.;;e that Osama bin Ladenis "the most brilliant and char-
leader on the face of the" Even if this statement is
technically true it may be,altlhOllgh it seems unlikely), Hitlerwas also an and popular man, but it is rare that thoseterms are used alone to describehim.
Regardless of the reasons Osama has for attacking the US., themurder of thousands of innocentpeople to make a political statement is wrong, and anyone whowould bring about such an attackis morally twisted. The very efficiency that Mukherjee praisesterrorism for comes from the factthat they strike civilian targets,while the US., despite occasionalmistakes, makes every attempt toattack only soldiers. I most certainly do not support the War onTerrorism, and I would prefer thatit receive no more funding, butonce the political decision hasbeen made, maintaining moralstandards instead of killing innocents as terrorists do is the mostjustifiable inefficiency I can imagine. While I agree that the UnitedStates should not be engaging in a"war on terror," especially in theway it is, and that mistreatmentof ethnic groups based on theactions of a few terrible peopleis unfortunate, Mukherjee couldhave presented these issues in afar less offensive way.
Sincerely,Hamilton Falk
His assertion that the UnitedStates boycotted every nationthat didn't assist in the "War onTerror" is just plain false, and theexample given Mukherjee ofKashmir as a situation in whichthe US. did not a foreignnation refers to a sticky politicalsituation between two nations theUnited States would like to remain friendly with.
In addition, he compares thenumber of deaths in other nations with 9/11 and because thereis less news coverage of foreigndisasters labels America as aprejudiced nation that considersother ethic groups to be "2%" of ahuman, never considering the factors involved. 9111 occurred onAmerica soil, kiUed Americansand was targeted at the UnitedStates government and its citizenry. It is logical that the targetsof an attack would want to knowabout it, while events on the otherside of the world are less wellcovered. Does Mukherjee thinkthat Katrina was as large a storyin Pakistan as the earthquakesthere? All people are biased towards local events; this does notmake them racists.
On the issue of wrongful treatment of minorities in airports, Icondemn anyone' who suggeststhat it is legitimate to violate civilrights for any reason, even duringwar. That being said, some Amer-
Dear Editors,I was deeply offended (as I as
sume many people were) by yourarticle "Infidels is Bitches" in theMarch 13th issue of the Tech. I'dlike to make it clear that I am noconservative, I do not consider
a support of Bush and Icould be convinced thatCanada and Australia are far bet-ter andcollective than theUnited States at this This
many of the attacksMIJkJlerjee were and
ofyou who arerunners, as a
reference I wouldcanprob-
ably beat timewhile hopping on oneleg for the last mile."
Mark looks fast. as first at Caltech. However, IHis angular face is chiseled as if went to college in a laid back,to pass a wind-tunnel test, and he sunny town were "sacrifice" is alooks out of place sitting still in a word with negative connotations.chair next to me in class. I look It to rain that day, andathletic and fast but I am not. athletes and I ran theI am slow, and are the nat- race. All but one me.ural environment in which I am of I had amost comfortable. women's track and
Mark and jesting with her,his cOlnrrLitt\~d to to run a 5k inof runners. He eJf:~:!lliL.!l~U1l£...~L!im!:~!£tL!!:~ she wouldloves and cher- beat me, sheish last would not
me. I trained alittle bit overthenothing closeto serious, justa few spuriousjogging forayshere and there.During SpringBreak I gave atry at a timed5k. I tied mypersonal bestof 22'48". Forthose of youwho are notrunners, as a
reference I would say that Markcan probably beat that time whilehopping on one leg for the lastmile. After doing the numbers, myfemale friend would have beatenme by about 650m, or more than1 ~ laps. So, failure for me.
I suppose I could have gonefaster, after all, I wasn't overwhelmingly exhausted when Ifinished. But it was painful to run,and running faster would be evenmore painful. GmrycomesMthpain; let committed athletes enjoy both. I speak on behalf of therank and file ofcommon folk whomerely want to stay healthy: wejog slowly, and we get our exercise as painlessly as possible. Andif an athlete like Mark has enoughtime to download and listen to thewhole track of "Chariots of Fire"in between his arrival at the finish line and mine, well, what's thehurry? I'll get there too, eventually.
Sincerely,Jon X Eguia
that comes withph~{sical effort.
myinstinct forself-preservation is strongerthan Mark's,but an irresistible inner driveguides me tothe avoidanceof pain. I havenever felt "anascent powerin my legs,"rather, when Irun, my legs complain, until mylungs take notice and join in achoral protest. Then, attentive tothe demands of my body, I slowdown my pace and continue at agentler trot. This explains why Inever leap ahead of the other runners, but rather trail far behind thepack.
Mind you, I am not a couch potato. I used to play soccer, I exercise every once in a while... Igo far, but slowly. I finished theLA Marathon once. A fellow gradand beautiful blonde seemed impressed as I bragged about it, andthen she praised my patience: shewas impressed that I could takeseven hours to reach the end lineand not be driven to run faster bythe anxiety of finishing quicker.Unbeknown to me she had runthe LA Marathon too, but in halfmy time.
Back in college I once came11th in the annual cross-countryrace. Out of a student body over30000, 11th is relatively as good
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not for all mankind.) Tim Tirrell::.il and Stuart Ward the "art" in~ "quarter" as took first andg fomth that returned~ to the track to "ace" ina. "race" as she fifth in the sim-~ but slower version; of that event for women. Tenciag: Lee put the "petite" in "competit~ eion" as she won her heat of the§. 200m. Seth Hendrickson ran well
in the 100m, but didn't seem toput and cute words or phrases init, as far as I could tell.
Our throw squads put the "evil"in "javelin" by not even showingup. Great job guys. I hate you.Jordan Carlson finally decidedto stop pretending to be good atbasketball and return to his truehome, a small dank cage in thebasement. Oops, I mean, returnto the track. Carlson put the "ripIe jump" (French for "do well inthe jump") in "triple jump" as hewon that event. He also won thehigh jump and was fifth in thelong jump (in which he put the"urn", seeming slightly awkward,though obviously successful, inhis new event). Eva Murdockcertainly did not put the "eva" in"pole vault". In fact I don't eventhink she showed up. I just wanted to use her name because it's in"pole vault". Natalie Szweda onthe other hand was present, andwon the event, soundly defeating all zero of her competitors.Her height of 2.90 meters wasrespectable, but I would have preferred her to jump 3.14 meters,so I could advertise how she putthe "pi" in "pole vault pit". I'mjust about out of wit for the week,so I'll quickly mention that themen's 4x400m relay team endedthe meet with a win, putting the"end" in "this article".
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" pponents assume tremen ous stature. ny runner ears IS aliar." - legend Gordon Pirie, on what it's like to race against Kevin Dick
routine activity of putting the dents and alums, parading around day came as Jeremy Leibs puts the"cat" in "the microwave". in ridiculous attire and declaring "hurt" in "hurtles" (he also put the
On Friday, six Techers put the themselves a form of citrussy "spelling error" in there for good"era" in "distance race" at the running cult called "The Juice" measure). Running the hurdles forOxy Distance carnival. David were also present but shall not be the first time this year, Leibs, true"Cupcake" Rosen and Gina Gage discussed further. to his characteristic form, realizedput the "eep" in "steeplechase" as On Saturday, the entire team, he had no time to jump over thethey cruised through the 3000m minus about half its members, set hurdles and merely smashed themevent in third and fourth places. out for Whittier College to put out of his way instead. Helen TaiKatherine Breeden put the "bella" the "ow" in "Lower Quad meet". took second in the shorter andin "bell lap" as she set a new per- The men set the tone for the day generally sissier version of thesonal best in the 5000. Ever seek- by putting the "lay" in "4xlOOm event for women. Kevin Dick puting his inner peace, Bud Coulson relay", as they were all laying the "dred" in "fifteen hundred" asput the "om" in "five kilometers" down in the bleachers as the race he broke the 5:00 barrier in theas he ran the event for the first was run. The women took second event for the first time. (That istime. Several Caltech grad stu- in that event. The highlight of the the first time for him personally,
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Sometimes a ruuner will slipinto a state psychologistscall "the flow. when the trans-
wall that separates mindbody in daily life vanishes.
The athlete moves in perfecUycoordinated going
and longerthan ever before. the Caltechathletes on the Friday the 17thand Saturday the 18th, the stateof flow is almost precisely whatdidn't happen. Instead, both teamssat around complaining about theweather and making sophomoric,scatological jokes while gettingfourth place in the SCIAC "Bottom Four" meets, which I preferto call the "lower quad" meetsbecause it sounds mildly less degrading. On the plus side, we didbeat a few teams, as the honorof running with the Beavers wasso great as to attract some nonSCIAC schools to the meet. Themen soundly defeated a bunch(a.k.a. smattering, throng, posse,or clique) of Poets; the women aflock of Sagehens.
The action began Thursdaywith the Northridge Multi-Eventmeet. Nothing of interest happened there, except possibly thatHelen Tai held a school record forapproximately 8 seconds. As shefinished the 800m, the final eventof the heptathlon, Tai broke theschool record in the event. Eightseconds later, Rene Davis crossedthe line with an even higher pointtotal, setting the standard to something marginally higher. I don'tknow just what that standard isthough. I mean, I can't do all theleg work for you. Zach Higbeealso competed, putting the "cat"in "decathlon." If you're not surewhat that means, simply considerit an improvement of his more
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ntmday.
Though Snatch players filled up on bagels and bananas before their first matchon Sunday, they decided they were stillhungry and ate UC-Chico for breakfast inan impressive 10-3 game. Though Snatchplayed a strong offense, their solid defenseis what kept the Chicas far from the endzone. Because it was relatively non-windy,Chica tried for an upfield huck severaltimes, each time neglecting that Snatch's6' I" team captain Sarah could outjump anyof their offense: she intercepted four deepthrows, effectively cutting off Chica's bestchance of scoring. First year Ultimate players had a chance to shine during the Chicagame. Amy McMahon, who joined Snatchat the beginning of second term, playedamazingly well for having only learnedto throw a frisbee a few months ago, including making several key passes. Marissa Cevallos had an intercept where shegot to the disc before the offense did, buther offender's elbow got to her diaphragmat about the same time- Marissa pantedon the sidelines for a point before comingback in.
Snatch next played Berkeley, well awarethat winning the game meant going to thefinals. Caltech took the first two pointswith catches by Tai and Minh, with consistently great throws from Laura throughout the play. Mary Dunlop had a fabulousblock toward the end of the game, effortlessly jumping and stretching out her longarms to catch a high throw, much to thesideline's delight. Though Snatch was up acomfortable 7-3 at halftime, Berkeley kepton forcing Caltech to play hard for a finalscore of 10-5.
Caltech's winning strength-their spiritand good attitude-was especially critical in the final game against Arizona. Itwas an extremely tight and hard-foughtgame, reflected in the occasional pause forrule-clarification during the first half. Thematch was only barely to Caltech's advantage at the 7-6 halftime, but great plays anda heroic zone defense from an extremelytired team shut out Arizona for a 13-6 win.Katherine had a great lay-out defense that"even got a cheer from the opposition,"according to Carolyn. Perhaps the mostcinematic play of the match was a longhuck from Suz to Minh: the two exchangedglances, and at Suz's nod, Minh sprinted tothe end zone to receive not only the disc,but the cheers of the sideline. As a happyending to an extremely well-fought game,Arizona invited Snatch to a "slack-jaweddance-off," in which two players from eachteam dance with each other without laughing. Tai became the undefeated champion,with some genius moves that are probablybest left to the imagination.
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Fishman, Suz and Minh, Berkeley scored 4in a row to take the game during hard cap.Final score was 9-7 to Berkeley.
Third game was against Chica, with highwinds and some extremely tired legs onboth sides. The game started off well forCaltech as Snatch went up 2 points earlyon, with two great passes to Katherinein the end zone. Chica pulled the scoreback to level with a couple of well-foughtpoints, and were narrowly prevented fromtaking the lead by two incredible Ds in theend zone by Tai Carvalho and Katherine.Caltech then took the first half by storm,with some stunning defense from Minh,who somehow seemed to be everywhereon the field at the same time and Sarahwho got a series of great blocks to preven~Chica from making crucial dump passes.Some inspired offensive play gave Snatcha half-time score of 7-2 to Caltech. Chicastarted the second half with a quick score,but soft cap was called only a few minuteslater and two more points from Caltech finished off the game at 9-3.
The first day finished with Caltech seeded 4th, ready for the bracket play on Sun-
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e a omen s timate rIS ee team, na c .Bac~ row: Clai.re Farnsworth, Carolyn Brinkworth, Harmony Gates, Laura
Fishman, Mary Dunlop, Katherine PoulinMiddle row: Amy McMahon, Michelle Farkas, Tai Carvalho, Minh Huynh Marissa
Cevallos 'Front: Sarah Payne, Suzanne Golisz.
wind. It was an effective strategy, supported by some fantastic interceptionsfrom both Katherine Poulin and Suz, anda genius moment from Harmony in thecup to grab her first Callaghan. The finalscore was 13-2.
Snatch next played a well-matchedgame against Berkeley, with the leadswitching back and forth between thetwo teams. The game started offbadly forCaltech, with Berkeley scoring 2 quickpoints in succession. However, Caltechrallied and the game took off with a perfect zone playas Caltech stayed calmand collected for a textbook pass fromMinh to Harmony in the end zone. Thenext point was even better, with an absolutely stunning huck from Suz, chaseddown with an amazing one-handed catchby Katherine. A few unbelievably longand hard-fought points followed, butCaltech kept it together, and by half timeSnatch was leading 7-5, with a sidelinefull of people from other teams,watchingthe game. The second half was equallywell-fought, but despite some greatpoints and fantastic handling from Laura
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The Caltech Women's Ultimate Frisbee team, Snatch, won the UC-IrvineInvitational on March 25th, showingmassive schools like UC-Berkeley andUniversity of Arizona that bigger isn'talways better.
"I think I'm still in shock a little bitbut of course, it feels great to win," saidteam captain Sarah Payne.
The Irvine Invitational is geared toward beginner teams and B teams fromlarge schools. Snatch is in its first yearof competing in tournaments, and wasjoined by teams from UC-Irvine, LongBeach, UC-Berkeley, UC-Chico, andUniversity of Arizona.
Though Snatch's tight zone defenseand impressive man offense schooledthe rest of the California teams, Snatchplayers consider their biggest strengthsomething less tangible: their spirit.
"We are really spirited and that is impOltant. It's great that we can play hardand intense, but still with a lot of spirit,"said Minh Huynh, a Caltech post-docand one of Snatch's MVPs.
Carolyn Brinkworth, the Snatch playerwho broke her collarbone in the UCLAtournament, added that an advantage tostanding on the sidelines is "you get tohear what everyone else says about yourteam."
"In our case it was a series of reallyproud moments because every singleone of the comments I heard was positive," said Carolyn.
Claire Farnsworth, who'd suffered anankle injury while warming up beforeone of the games on Saturday, joinedCarolyn on the sidelines to cheer onSnatch.
"Carolyn and Claire, although injuredand unable to play, kept the sideline talking and aided us to victory with theirobservations on the sidelines," said Harmony Gates, Snatch player. "They hadcontinuous encouragement and advice."
Snatch first played Longvine, an amalgamation of Irvine and Long Beach. Fora team that hadn't played together before,they put up a great fight; however, by halftime, the score was 7-1 to Caltech. SarahPayne and Suzanne Golisz put up consistently great pulls, which forced Longvineto spend most of the game in their ownhalf. Unfortunately, a totally fearless bidfor the disk from both sides in the firsthalf led to a nasty collision, with one ofthe Longvine players heading off to thehospital with a broken ankle. After halftime Snatch switched to a zone defenseforcing Longvine to throw high in th~
3/19: Colorado College (Horne): L, 1-63/21: Middlebury College (VT) (@CMS): L, 1-63/22: Salisbury Univ. (Horne): L, 2-53/27: Lewis and Clark (OR) (Horne): W, 7-03/31: Pomona-Pitzer (Conference Match) (Away):L,I-64/1: Univ. of LaVerne (Conference Match) (Away):W,6-1
Women's Water Polo:3/11: Macalaster (MN) (Horne): W,7-43/18-19: Claremont Tournament:vs.CSU San Bernadino: L, 1-13vs. CSU Bakersfield: L, 3-21vs. CSU Macalaster: L, 3-(twenty-something)vs. Siena College: L, 4-143/21: Univ. of Maryland (Horne): L, 1-153/21: Washington & Jefferson (PA): L, 2-154/1: Univ. of Redlands (Conference Match) (Horne)
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Recent Results
Upcoming Events.
Baseball:3/25: Simpson (CA) (Away) Doubleheader: cancelled due to weather3/28: Pomona-Pitzer (Conference Match) (Horne):postponed due to weather
Women's Tennis:3/12: Skidmore College (NY) (Horne): L, 1-83/13: Wesleyan Univ. (CT) (Horne): L, 0-93/18: Univ. of Rochester (NY) (Horne): L, 3-63/20: Mills College (CA) (Horne): W,7-23/22: Salisbury Univ. (MD) (Horne): L, 3-63/27: MIT (MA) (Horne): L, 3-63/31: Pomona-Pitzer (Conference Match) (Horne):L,0-94/1: Cal Lutheran (Conference Match) (Horne): L,1-5
Men's Tennis:3/13: Wesleyan Univ. (CT) (Horne): L, 0-73/18: Univ. of Wisconsin Oshkosh (fIome): W, 4-3
Tuesday, April 4th2:30PM - Baseball vs. La Sierra
Friday, April 7th2:00PM - Men's Tennis vs. Concordia (CA)4:00PM - Women's Tennis vs. Univ. of LaVerne(Rescheduled)
Saturday, April 8th9:30AM - Women's Tennis @ Occidental
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l1:00AM - Women's Water Polo vs. Pomona-Pitzer2:00PM - Men's Tennis vs. Occidental
Sunday, April 9thW:30AM - Women's Water Polo vs. Chapman12:30AM - Women's Water Polo <Chapman vs. CalMaritime>1:00PM - Baseball @ Redlands3:00PM - Women's Water Polo vs Cal Maritime
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Institutes
Monday evening, Caltech's women'stennis squad faced our rivals from ThatOther Institute once again. It had beentwo long years since their last encounterin which MIT shut down Caltech 9-0:But time has tempered our tennis team.In spite of rainy weather and the absenceof some key players - in particular, 3rdranked Kristen Ward - the women put ina strong showing, with this year's matchfavouring MIT only 6-3.
The match started off with a coup forCaltech, as senior Jenny Hsiao (7-6) andfreshman Chen-Yee "Princess" Liaw (91) defeated MIT 8-4 in #1 doubles. "Wehave really good communication", saidJenny of her partner, and she and ChenYee employed both their experience indoubles play and their strong individualskill sets to maintain control throughoutthe set. Caltech's #2 doubles, freshmansquad. members Anna "Spanky" Hiszpanski and Ellen Hsu, also put in an excellent performance. Anna's aggressive,
accurate volleys and great supportingplay from Ellen brought the set to an 8-8tie, but MIT dominated in the tiebreakwith the Caltech pair finishing 3-7. Ju~nior Diana Lin and sophomore SarahWadsworth rounded out the doublesplay, losing to MIT 1-8.
In singles play, the women's squadalso started strong. Playing in heavyrain, #1 singles Chen-Yee won her sets6-1 and 6-0, and Jenny went 6-1 and 61 to take #2 singles. However, freshmanOlga Mandelshtam, playing #3 singles,fe~l victim to the bad weather. Battlingslick courts and difficult visibility, shelost in two sets, 2-6 and 1-6. #4, #5 and#6 singles (Diana Lin, Ellen, and Anna)also failed to secure victories. In the end,both the weather and the missing players held Caltech back from winning whatseemed to be a promising match. "Wecould have easily won against MIT if wehad one more competitive player," HeadCoach Mandy Gamble lamented. "Wecame so close to doing something really special for Caltech and our women'sprograms."
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but you only had to listen for ananosecond to know what wasgoing on. But, here you are atCaltech and you're finding it tobe a uniquely different experience. For the first time in yourlife you are pressed to go to lecture, do the reading, and actuallyPAY ATTENTION. You may benoticing that your mind wondersoff task causing you to read andreread the same material multipletimes. Maybe you're strugglingwith organization, time management, and self-discipline. Thoseproblem sets just don't seem to getin on time. If you, or anyone youknow has difficulties in these areas, you may want to come to findout more about Attention DeficitHyperactivity Disorder \.rtJunuJ.
On Monday, April from 12-1,Dr. Ken Herman, from Herman& Associates will be presentinga talk helping you to identify anddeal with ADHD. He will discuss the importance of maintaining physiological homeostasis atCaltech (yes, sleep/food/exerciseregulation), medication management, behavioral interventionsto help maintain attention, techniques to aid memory, strategiesto overcome procrastination, andgeneral tips for mood management.
Finding Love in a World ofWork - Presented by JacquelineMiles, Ph.D.
Friday, April 28 th, 12:00 - 1:00,
Winnett LoungeAchievement always comes at
a cost, but does it have to comeat the cost of love? This talk willsuggest how busy, pressured people can overcome their fears andanxieties and learn valuable skillsto help them build enjoyableand satisfying relationships. DrMiles's presentation will addressthe elements involved in buildinga good relationship:
Improving communicationskills
Learning to express anger appropriately
Increasing positive communication and caring behaviors
Outwitting "the relationshipsaboteur"
Identifying major relationshipstressors and learning to copewith them
Soothing your partner: Simpletechniques for relationship repair
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Understanding AttentionDeficit Disorder - Presented byKen Herman, Ph.D.
Monday, April 24th, 12:00- 1:00, Winnett Lounge
Elementary, Middle, andSchool were a breeze.may have spaced out regularlyand found ways to entertainyourself during a boring class,
Growth Through Hardship?- Presented by Robert Ritchie,M.A.
Thursday, April 13th, 12:00-1:00, Winnett Lounge
What is the value of facingpersonal or collective hardship? Can we learn from it?How can we, and indeed, dowe grow from it? What are thelimits? When is denial an ally,or is it ever? Should we climbthe mountain simply because itis there? There are obviouslymore questions than answers butlet's take a look.
The Caltech Counseling Center is pleased to announce thismonth's speakers in the Work,Sleep, Play: Finding Balancelecture series.
All workshops are FREE andopen to all grads and undergrads. Each will be held fromnoon to 1:00 in Winnett Lounge,and you're welcome to bring alunch if you like.
What Yom Professors WantYou to Know, But May NotHave Told Yon: a Workshopfor Gradnate Women - presented by Jan Aura, Ph.D.,former human relations advisorat Caltech
Friday, April 7th, 12:00 - 1:00,Winnett Lounge
Speaking with numerousCaltech professors who werefrustrated with their interactionswith grad students has helpedme when offering counseling tograduate women. Many thingscan interfere with the communication between you and your advisor, and you may be missingsome valuable information andmentoring opportunities. Thisworkshop is about some of thethings your professors and advisors would like you to know tohelp you both get the most outof your working relationship.
that perpetuate their fear or avoidance. While fearful predictionsand interpretations are at timesaccurate, they are more often exaggerated or inaccurate (e.g. "Iam going to say something reallystupid and make a complete foolof myself at the party.") Try toreframe or think more logicallyabout the situation (e.g. "Feelingnervous doesn't mean that I willmake a fool of myself. I may feeluncomfortable but others noteven notice.") Break theof making negative assumptionsand ask yourself if there are otherways of looking at the situation.
The point is to be able to thinkmore realistically, rather thansimply thinking positively. In
general, people tend toseek out andpay attentionto informa-tion that confirms theirbeliefs. And
those who are socially anxiousoften pay more attention and givemore weight to evidence that theyare being negatively judged thanto evidence that contradict theiranxious beliefs and thoughts.You want to consider all the evidence and other possibilities before making any assumptions.
These are just few examplesof kinds of things you can do toimprove your social confidenceand skills. It's important thatyou combine both skills building and exposure to maximizeyour growth and learning. Keepin mind that the more you practice, the more natural it's goingto feel. Be proactive and lookfor opportunities to enhance yourskills! If you want hands on experience learning and pratcticingthese skills in a safe support...ive environment, come join oursocial confidence group atCounseling Center! We will beteaching various social techniquesand encouraging participants tohave positive social encountersthrough gradual and supportiveexposures. The group will beginon Monday, April 3 from 4p.m.5:15pm and meet for 8 sessions.If you are interested please callX8331 to set up a time to speakwith one of the group leaders tobe sure this group will meet yourneeds.
fortable, and it's perfectly ok tofocus intermittently in areas nearthe eyes (e.g. forehead, nose ormouth). These non-verbal skillscommunicate that you are listening and interested in others andwhat is being said.
.. Active listening: Don't shoulder all the responsibility of carrying the conversation! The otherperson is also responsible forkeeping the conversation going.Don't be so concerned about whatto say next that you forget to payattention to what others are saying. Generally, people are drawnto those who pay attention andtake interest in them. Ask questions about their interests, theirhobbies, what they enjoy doing,any significant events in theirlives. Remember to smile andnod and make interjections (e.g."really?" "uh-huh" "wow!" "howinteresting!") to help keep theconversation going. Also, try toremember something interestingthat was said to initiate a conversation the next time you see them(e.g. "You mentioned you werejoining the fencing team, how isit going?")
.. Reframe your thinking:Changing negative patterns ofthinking can be very helpful inbuilding your interpersonal confidence. People who are sociallyanxious tend to have constantstream of negative inner self-talk
social cues and signals. Try making an effort being around morepeople, pay close attention to social interactions and see what youcan learn from them.
"Body Language: One ofthe most important social skillscomes not from what we say butfrom our non-verbal gestures.Our body language tends to havea significant impact on people'sperceptions of us, even beforewe speak! Adopt an inviting andopen body language by smilingmore often, leaning towards theperson, nodding to show yourinterest and maintaining comfortable eye contact. And rememberthat you don't have to look directly in their eyes if you feel uncom-
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to to morerealistically, rather than simply thinkingpositively. "
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BY: Maria Oh, Ph.D.
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Do you oftenfeel uncomfortableor awkward in social situations?Do you feel nervous starting aconversation or approachingpeople you don't know? Perhaps you're afraid that you mightsay the wrong things, run out ofthings to say, or have nothing tosay at all! Maybe you fear thatothers can see how nervous anduncomfortable you are and formnegative judgments about you.In fact, you may have struggledin social situations all your lifeand developed high anxiety aboutyour ability to interact and relateto people. And while you maynever transform intoa social butterfly, youcan certainly improveyour communicationand social skills andraise the probabilityof developing stron-ger friendships andhaving a more fulfilling sociallife.
So what do I need to do to improve my social skills? How doI manage my fears and anxiety?Exposure, Exposure, Exposure!The more you expose yourselfto what you fear, the lower youranxiety will be. By taking manageable risks and exposing yourself to social situations, you willgradually increase your comfortlevel and ability to tolerate theanxiety that comes with it. Whatelse can I do to reduce my fearand anxiety? Practice, Practice,Practice! As the saying goes,practice really does make perfect.And while perfection is not ourgoal, gaining greater social competence and confidence throughexposure and practice is. Hereare some examples of how youcan improve your skills and raiseyour confidence:
" Observe: Perhaps you knowsomeone who has great conversational skills, someone whoseems to relate to others with easeand confidence. Pay attention totheir body language, how theytalk, their facial expressions, theway they communicate and connect with others. What are someverbal and nonverbal skills theyengage in that seem to attractothers? who are sociallyanxious to hyper focus onthemselves and miss important
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Pasadena, CA 91125