Older but

smarter

You may not turn back the clock - but you can wind it up again !

The older I get – the better I WAS !

The one good thing about old age is that you only go through it once.

The big trouble with us seniors is that when we’re old enough to know better – we don’t want to.

You know you’ve reached the golden years, when a pregnant woman offers you her seat on the bus.

You know you’re getting old when you sit in a rocking chair – and can’t get it started.

When an old man takes a young wife, the devil starts laughing. (Italian Proverb)

At 25 – Romance, at 45 – Rent, at 65 – Rheumatism.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

The first hundred years are always the hardest.

A woman is as old as she admits.

Last year was always better.

Music : “Clarinet polka” James Last

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