Oh, the Places You’‘ll Go!

Keystone KickstART 2013

Schedule of Events:

7:00 - Check-in,

Silent Auction Begins, Open Bar, Art Bar

8:00 – Silent Auction Closes;

Live Auction Begins

““You have to be a speedy reader because there‘s so so much to

read.“” -– Dr. Seuss

Welcome to our 5th annual

Keystone KickstART! We are so

grateful to be in our 9th year at

Keystone. Our little school is

growing in the most wonderful

ways. We watch Keystone grow

much the same way you watch

as your child grows in stature

and wisdom - with delight (and

sometimes a wince) as they

make their way through the

growing pains of life.

We at Keystone firmly believe

in every child and value who each is and how each learns. We believe

that their journeys are, indeed, their journeys, and we are merely

their guides. And, oh, the places we will go!

I usually write something philosophical here, but I remembered we

are doing Seuss...so why mess with the master. Here are a few

thoughts that are very Keystonian from Dr. Seuss (aka Ted Geisel)

the master of childspeak genius and start-up guy of the original

“TED Talks.” I’m pretty sure that Dr. Seuss would have sent his

kids to Keystone...and even more sure that Keystone is training

several future heirs to the Seussical throne! So….we’re off and

away...

“...You have brains in your head.

You have feet in your shoes (sometimes).

You can steer yourself

Any direction you choose…

...Whenever you fly, you’ll be the best of the best.

Wherever you go, you will top all the rest…

...Except when you don’t. Because, sometimes, you won’t. (Thank goodness for failure!)

...I’m sorry to say so

but, sadly, it’s true

that Bang-ups

and Hang-ups

can happen to you…(Yep!)

...You’ll get mixed up, of course,

as you already know.

You’ll get mixed up

with many strange birds as you go. (Chickens, pigeons, teachers...)

And will you succeed?

Yes! You will, indeed!

(98 and ¾ percent guaranteed.)

Because…

Today you are you. That is truer than true.

There is no one alive, who is you-er than you!

And because, (dear ones) after all…

A person is a person, no matter how small."

We are honored to learn and play beside your children. Thank you

for blessing our days with their delightful souls!

Thank you to our tireless committee of parents and faculty and all

of our faithful and generous donors who keep this lovely dream

alive for our Keystone Wild Things! Enjoy the evening, and thank

you for supporting Keystone Adventure School and Farm!

Jenny Risa John

And the Seussy, Sassy Keystonian Staff

Faculty and Staff John Duhon

Co-founder and Co-director Jenny Dunning

Co-founder and Co-director Risa Wilkins McKinney

Co-founder and Co-director Missy Benear

Paige Estabrook

Lindsey Garrett

Tabby Hasley Andy Heuer Serina Isch

LaHonda Lerma Marilyn Lipscomb

Tracy Lloyd

Jesse Adair Amber Sawyer

Auction Committee Jesse Adair

Melissa Andrade

Priscilla Bagby

Amy Cooper

John Duhon

Camden Dunning

Jenny Dunning

Kamala Gamble

Annie Green

Serina Isch

LaHonda Lerma

Risa Wilkins McKinney

Trina Bose North

Ashley Sanders

Amie Shaw

Janelle Sparks

Kristen Spears

Robin & Craig Starke

Amy Vanderkooi

Board of Directors John Duhon

Jenny Dunning

Rick Dunning

Steve McDonnold

Risa Wilkins McKinney

Bliss Morris

Armand Paliotta

Cathy Perri

Tari Vickery

Keystone Donors

The Cat’‘s Hat George and Nancy Records

Jenny and Rick Dunning

Kirkpatrick Foundation

E.L. and Thelma Gaylord

Foundation

Hubert and Rae Gragg

Rachelle and Reggie Whitten

Desmond and Andrea Mason

Chesapeake Energy Corporation

John Duhon

Risa Wilkins McKinney

Sarkeys Foundation

Joanie and Bill Payne

Kim and Suzette Hatfield

Crawley Petroleum

Barry and Becky Switzer

Paul and Angela Harris

Kamala Gamble and Lance Cornman

Richard and Suellen Orbach Singer

Craig and Robin Starke

Matt and Kristen Spears

Mid America Roofing and

Construction

Ronald McDonald House Charities

Brad and Kim Henry

Toby and Tricia Covel

Bob and Carol Stoops

Chip and Shannon Fudge

Sandi Shaw

Missy and Tony Benear

Chris and Serina Isch

OKC Thunder

Justin and Shanda Biggs

Thank You, Thank You, Sam I Am

Guilford Gardens

Wayne Coyne / The Flaming Lips

Jason and Amy Vanderkooi

Tari Vickery

Brandilyn Fritts

Miles Dunning

Jim and Christy Everest

Camden Dunning

Derek Watson / Lampstand Media

Jimmy Porter / The Print Shop

The Maxwell Family

David and Jill Clupper

John and Lesta Hood

David and Amie Shaw

Melissa Andrade

One Fish, Two Fish, Thank You Blue Fish

Amy Crum

JR McCraw

Performance Coatings

Lindsey Garrett

Kam’s Kookery

Penny and David Harper

Suzanne Hupfeld

Tom and Becky Gray

David and Molly Boren

Weigh2 Go

The French Tulip

A Date With Iris

Christen Genga / Spoke Woven

More Fish! Dr. Damon Johnson

OKC Ballet

Barre3

Green Bambino

Liberte

Triplett Acupuncture

RJ’s Salon

Ben and Shirley Shanker

Red Coyote

Marcy and Abbey’s

Marilynn’s Skin Care

David and Becky McCubbin

Green Goodies

PF Changs

Johnny Carinos

Elements Therapeutic Massage

Body Language Full Access Gym

Uptown Kids

MaryAnne Tullius

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Thank you to our wonderful and faithful donors who give in a multitude of ways. Keystone would not be what it is

today without you!!

”There are so many things that you really should know. And that‘s why I‘’m

bothering telling you so.“”- Dr. Seuss

SILENT AUCTION RULES

1. Your bid number is located on the back of the event program you

received at registration.

2. Silent auction will close at following time: 8:00 p.m.

An announcement will be made before close. 3. Each item will be accompanied by a bid sheet. To place a bid write bid

number and amount of bid on first available line of bid sheet.

4. Each bid raise must be entered in round dollar increments of no less

than the bid increment notation at the top of the bid sheet. Any bid

raise entered in an amount less than the noted bid increment will

automatically be raised to meet the bid increment specified.

5. No item shall be sold for less than the minimum bid specified on the

bid sheet.

6. The highest bid at closing time will be identified as the winning bid.

This decision will be rendered by the Auction Committee, whose

decision shall be final.

7. Silent auction winners will be posted by item number along with bidder

number at the check-in desk thirty (30) minutes following the closing

of the silent auction.

8. Any items with no bids or final bids less than the minimum bid specified

will remain the property of the school.

LIVE AUCTION RULES

1. Your bid number is located on the back of the event program you received

at registration.

2. The live auction will begin at approximately 8:30 p.m. All live auction items

will be presented by Auctioneer and bidding will begin at amount announced

by Auctioneer.

3. Place a bid by raising your auction bid number so it may be seen by

Auctioneer and/or bid spotters around the room who will acknowledge your

bid(s).

4. Auctioneer will announce winning bidder of item acknowledging bidder

number and final bid price.

5. A representative of the auction committee will deliver a bid detail sheet to

winning bidder which includes item number, final bid price, and item

description at the close of each live auction item.

6. Bid detail sheet(s) should be retained by winning bidder(s) and redeemed

for check out in the school office immediately following auction close.

CHECK OUT RULES

1. Check out will take place at the check-in tables.

2. Immediately following the close of the Live Auction you will need to bring

the following items to the office in order to check out.

- Bidder Number (on back of program)

- Cash, Check, or Credit Card

3. Members of the auction committee will be available to assist you in

collecting your auction purchases following check out.

4. All items must be paid for by the close of the evening. Please do not leave

without paying for and receiving your items.

5. All sales are final.

6. Any redemption specifications by the donor must be respected.

If you have any questions, please ask for assistance.

GENERAL AUCTION NOTES

Keystone Adventure School and Farm, Inc. is acknowledged as a 501(c)(3)non-profit school by the United States Internal Revenue Service (IRS). According to IRS

regulations, when a contributor to a charitable organization also receives benefit

from the contribution (i.e. donation in exchange for goods and/or services), the

purchaser/contributor can deduct only the amount of the donation that exceeds the

value of the goods/services received (SO BID IT HIGH FOR KEYSTONE, AND

STICK IT TO THE MAN). Good faith estimates of the value of each auction item

will be available upon request at check out. Please contact a tax professional to

determine the deduction allowed for items purchased during the auction.

The auction committee has diligently endeavored to describe auction items

accurately; however, all items are sold “as is” with no warranty, expressed or implied.

No statement contained in the auction program, auction bid sheets, item description

sheets/cards, or expressed orally during the auction or at any other time shall be

deemed to constitute a warranty, representation, or assumption of liability. Buyer

waives any claim for liability against Keystone Adventure School and Farm including

its employees and agents and donors for any personal injury or damages to property

that may result from the utilization, transport, or other association of the goods or

services purchased at auction.

Gift certificates, services, and trips must be redeemed within one (1) year of auction

date unless otherwise noted by provider. Time, date, and other restrictions as

specified by donor must be respected. Taxes, tips, and beverages are typically not

included in restaurant/service gift certificates unless otherwise noted.

”Oh the things you can find if you don’t stay behind!” -Dr. Seuss

Silent Auction

S-1. Up, Up, and Away

Get ready for a fun flight around Oklahoma City. Take a ride in a 4-

seat Piper Arrow 200 and snap pictures of dynamic Oklahoma City.

Experienced Pilot and Keystone Dad, Lance Cornman, will treat the

winner to breakfast or lunch at the Runway Cafe, at Wiley Post

Airport where the plane is kept.

Donor: Lance Cornman

S-2. Ele-Doodle A 100% kid-drawn, kid-doodled, kid-watercolored masterpiece done

with enthusiasm and love!

Value: Priceless

Donor: Risa’s Class

S-3. Zoomorphia This piece is a 16x20 oil on canvas painted by Keystone’s art

teacher, Lindsey Garrett.

Value: $400

Donor: Lindsey Garrett

S-4. Crayola Block This fun 9 x 12 painting by local artist Suzanne Hupfeld is acrylic

on canvas and portrays brightly colored row houses. What a great

addition to any child’s room!

Donor: Suzanne Hupfeld

S-5. Bedlam Package As the last conference game of the season, Bedlam may very well

decide the conference title this season! This package includes 2

tickets to OU/OSU in OU donor seating and $100 to spend on

either celebrating a win or drowning your sorrows...What can we

say?...It’s BEDLAM!! The OU/OSU game is on December 7th in

Stillwater.

Donor: Rick and Jenny Dunning

S-6. Sam I Am Sam Bradford, starting quarterback for the St. Louis Rams in his

fourth NFL season, has deep Oklahoma roots. His talent as a

quarterback at OU earned him countless records and awards,

including a Heisman Trophy in his sophomore year. After entering

the NFL as the overall #1 draft pick in 2010, Bradford earned

several Rookie awards. This signed football is perfect for the OU

fan in your life.

Donor: The Maxwell Family

S-7. Thunder Up Tickets for two to a Thunder game to be arranged with Kamala

Gamble and Lance Cornman. Start your evening off right with a

dinner at PF Changs. After dinner, get right in the action in section

117 with seats that are just 10 rows up from the floor behind the

Thunder bench! Enjoy a night out in a city that is growing and with a

basketball team that is helping it soar.

Donors: Kamala Gamble and Lance Cornman and PF Changs

S-8. Welcome to Loud City This package includes 4 tickets to the Washington Wizards game

on Sunday, November 10th in section 101! Enjoy a night of

Oklahoma fun as you cheer on the Thunder!

Donors: Tom and Becky Gray

S-9. Quintessential Childhood “Fill your house with stacks of books, in all the crannies and all the nooks!” - Dr. Seuss

Create a world of imagination for the kids in your life with this

basket of Dr. Seuss books and fun Seuss costumes. Nothing says

childhood like Dr. Seuss! This package includes an adult-sized Cat in

the Hat costume, a size 7-8 child’s Thing 1 costume, and a size 4-6

child’s Thing 2 costume from Pottery Barn.

Value: $300

Donor: The Dunning Thing 1, Thing 2, Thing 3, Thing 4, Thing 5, and

Thing 6 and the moms that are helping with basket too!

S-10. The King of All the Wild Things Bring out your child’s inner Wild Thing with this adorable Max and

not-so-scary monster costumes from Pottery Barn, both in child

sizes 7-8. This package also includes a copy of the classic “Where

the Wild Things Are.”

Value: $150

Donor: The Dunning Wild Things

S-11. Health and Happiness This package includes 5 private Pilates lessons from Jaci Hoffman

and 4 weeks of vegetable baskets (one each week) from Guilford

Gardens. Sample summer baskets include tomatoes, okra, onions,

potatoes, eggplant, sweet peppers, cantaloupe, basil, Swiss chard

and more. Sample fall/winter baskets include lettuce, arugula, kale,

carrots, spinach, sweet potatoes, winter squashes and

broccoli. Recipes and newsletters are included with each basket.

Value: $300.

Donor: Guilford Gardens and Jaci Hoffman

S-12. Beyond Green Eggs and Ham This package includes a kid's cooking class and garden tour.

Commune with the chickens and rabbits and see the beehive. Tour

the 1.75 acre organic garden. Harvest veggies and learn multiple

yummy preparations. Cooking Class for up to 12 children. Mutually

agreeable date and menu to be selected.

Donor: Kam's Kookery

S-13. If You Never Did, You Should This package includes four gourmet home-cooked meals for your

family. A meal each week to a family (of 4 or more) for a month.

Your meal choices don’t have to be ultra-healthy; we also do yummy

comfort food. Sample menu - baby fried okra, Panzanella salad,

smoked Cornish Hens, sautéed Swiss chard, and homemade banana

pudding. Meals will consist of our organically grown vegetables and

happy meat (that is, local - humanely raised and harvested -

antibiotic free).

Value $200.

Donor: Kam's Kookery

S-14. Fit to Have Fun “You’re in Pretty Good Shape For the Shape You Are In!” - Dr. Seuss

Keystone Dad, David Shaw will provide the utmost in guidance and

support with this personal training package that includes a

consultation and 6 one-on-one training sessions. You will also receive

these short-sleeve and long-sleeve shirts that are in the display.

After working your muscles, feel the relief that a therapeutic

massage brings with a 55-minute massage at Elements Therapeutic

Massage in Edmond. To get your feet ready for training, grab a pair

of great shoes at Red Coyote with this gift card.

Value: $475

Donors: David Shaw, Red Coyote, and Elements Therapeutic

Massage

S-15. The Earth Laughs in Flowers Receive one fresh, beautiful bouquet of flowers each month for six

months from local florist, A Date with Iris. Purchaser will need to

provide vase as well as pick up flowers. Please provide 48-hour

notice prior to pick-up. This package must be used prior to April

2014. To accompany your flowers, the people who know flowers over

at the French Tulip have sent these three beautiful contemporary

flower vases will look great in your home filled with flowers any

time of the year--or just sitting pretty on their own.

Value: $540

Donor: A Date with Iris and The French Tulip

S-16. Teeth Are Always in Style This fantastic package from Dr. Damon Johnson includes an upper

and lower tray for whitening and an assortment of great products

for your teeth.

Value: $250

Donor: Dr. Damon Johnson

S-17. One Swim This package includes 9 private swim lessons with Melissa Andrade

at Lifestroke Aquatics.

Value: $240

Donor: Melissa Andrade

S-18. Two Swim This package consists of 9 semi-private lessons for 2 kids with

Melissa Andrade at Lifestroke Aquatics.

Value: $320

Donor: Melissa Andrade

S-19. You Oughta’ Get This Ottoman This is so stinking cute, you will want to steal it for yourself. This

child-sized, pink leopard, overstuffed chair and ottoman will turn

any girl’s room into a dream.

Value: $400

Donor: Weigh2 Go

S-20. Give me Liberte! This great bracelet from Liberte is a Roberto Mantellassi "Shiny

Silver Bracelet" in dark bronze cosmo eel skin.

Value: $275

Donor: Liberte

S-21. Think Outside the Ball Whether you are a stage one bender or a seasoned vet, you should

experience the excitement and fun that is a hockey game. This

exciting package includes 10 Oklahoma City Barons hockey tickets

for regular season games. You may use all 10 to take a crowd to a

game or break them up and enjoy several games. These tickets are

slated for seats in the blue section, which is perfect viewing for all

of the action! Pair a game night with this $50 gift certificate to

Johnny Carinos to get it started in a delicious way!

Value: $310

Donor: Jason and Amy Vanderkooi and Johnny Carinos

S-22. Dream On Catch the sweetest dreams with this handmade dream catcher.

From Spoke Woven in New York, Christen Genga has sent us this

custom dream catcher made from a beautiful combination of

beading, crystals, arrowheads, and feathers.

Value: $300

Donor: Christen Genga at Spoke Woven

S-23. Feeling Good and Looking Fine Look and feel your best with this amazing women’s health package

containing more pampering items than you could ever wish for. You

will receive 5 lessons from Barre 3, a $100 LuLuLemon gift card and

scarf plus this cute shirt from Marcy and Abbey’s.

Value: $425

Donors: Barre 3, Dunning Girls, Marcy and Abbey’s

S-24. Pamper the Skin You‘re In This women’s skincare package includes a facial from Marilynne’s

Skin Care, a luxurious tub of Marilynne’s body butter and a

collection of top-of-the-line Murad skincare products.

Value $350

Donors: Marilynne’s Skin Care, Jenny Dunning

S-25. Use Your Body Language Enjoy 5 group fitness classes with Body Language Full Access Gym

in Edmond. This is just right to get you ready for the holidays!

Value $50

Donor: Body Language Full Access Gym

S-26. A Cello of a Fellow The high bidder will receive high praises and lots of brownie points

from their loved ones when they are serenaded by Sam’s passionate

cello music. He is able to surprise your beloved at a restaurant, at

work, at home…just about anywhere! This is a memory maker for

sure…a unique token of affection for anniversaries, birthdays or

just to say “I love you.” Sam will play 3 pieces of your choice from

his repertoire. FYI: Sam is headed to Salt Lake City, Utah

November 8 to join Jacque Evancho on stage for MuzArt World

foundation “We Are Hope” concert featuring the first ever Global

Virtual Symphony.Donor: Sam Kahre

S-27. Tri’‘ Them, ‘Tri‘’ Them, and You May! Calling all Triathletes...Miles Dunning is an elite triathlete who has

just ended his training with internationally known Olympic coach,

Bob Seebohar, to return to Oklahoma and begin a career and

family. Coach Seebohar chooses up to 6 athletes at a time across

the globe to train for the Olympics or International circuit Miles is

a certified Metabolic Efficiency Expert and Triathlon Coach whose

academic background is in Nutrition, Physiology, and Business with

emphasis on sports. Miles will provide:

1. Wet suit – TYR Freak of Nature

2. One-on-one running and swimming workouts (1 running and

1 swimming) including analysis for each.

3. One leisure cycling session (1-2 hours, depending on

availability).

4. Pick Miles’ brain with questions (nutritional or training)

during all workouts.

Wait, there’s more!!! Our ever fabulous Keystone mom, chef, and

long-time marathon runner, Kamala Gamble, will also add to the

training in this package including marathon training, consultation,

and two entries to the 2014 Redman triathlon.

Value: $1,000

Donors: Miles Dunning, Kamala Gamble, and Lance Cornman

S-28. Twinkle Toes The holidays are not complete without this beautiful production of

the Nutcracker. Enjoy an evening to remember with two tickets to

the Nutcracker ballet on your date of choice, including VIP parking

at the Civic Center. The Nutcracker brings visions of sugar plums,

dancing snowflakes and a host of other fanciful characters to the

child in us all. Tchaikovsky's enduring score is performed live at

every performance by the Oklahoma City Philharmonic. Make your

night complete with a fabulous dining experience for two at Deep

Fork.

Donors: Oklahoma City Ballet and Kyle and Annie Green

S-29. Off to the Balliets Adorn yourself in some of the finest trends from Balliets in Classen

Curve. Snag this $200 gift card.

Donor: Balliets

S-30. I‘ve Got You Babe Keep baby close to your heart with this Gemini Beco baby carrier

from Green Bambino. For even more fabulous, eco-friendly baby

items you will love browsing Green Bambino’s amazing store and

putting this $20 gift card to good use.

Value: $150

Donor: Green Bambino - Morgan Harris

S-31. Money Smart - Teenage Financial Literacy Consultation We all know the importance of reading literacy, but have you

thought about what it means for your child to be financially

literate? We teach our children about the other important things in

life but often assume they’ll learn how to make wise decisions about

using their money through osmosis. Tari Vickery is passionate about

teaching both children and adults how to manage their personal

finances so they are aware of how they make their spending

choices, spend their money on items that are meaningful, and

ensure they know where they stand financially. Tari will provide an

initial consultation with an adult and child or children in the same

family (typically 12 years old and up) to start your family down a

path of teaching your child(ren) financial stewardship and literacy.

Value: $500

Donor: Tari Vickery, Founder and President of Life Matters

Financial Group

S-32. Rocky Top The sports fan in your family will love this helmet signed by the

NFL’s Tennessee Titans. Matter of fact, this could really be a

fantastic Christmas surprise!

Donor: The Maxwell Family

S-33. Strait Up Keep it covered with a George Strait signed tour hat. George is

on his farewell tour so grab this priceless hat while you can! Donor: The Maxwell Family

S-34. Nashville Rises This is a signed and framed Hatch Show print from the recent

Nashville flood relief concert, Nashville Rises. It is autographed by

many of the participants, including Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Taylor

Swift, Miley Cyrus, Carrie Underwood and more.

Donor: The Maxwell Family

S-35. Pink & Red Sarah Day-Short, an Oklahoma artist and member of Fringe OKC,

brings us this beautiful piece that is a 20" x 20" mixed media on

canvas.

Value: $150

Donor: Sarah Day-Short

S-36. You Never See a Sick Porcupine Ease your pain with acupuncture. You will receive three sessions

with acupuncturist Mark Triplett, MSOM. During each session,

depending on your particular needs, your therapy may also include

any combination of Moxabustion, cupping, electrical acupuncture,

ear acupuncture, and shiatsu.

Value $165.

Donor: Triplett Acupuncture

S-37. It’‘s Not About What it Is; It‘’s About What it Can Become You may not want your kids to draw on the walls, but you’ll be more

than happy to let Amy Crum adorn your wall with a beautiful mural.

The mural includes up to four colors on one wall of up to 12ft. along

with an initial consultation. The owner supplies the paint.

Value: $400

Donor: Amy Crum

S-38. Sweets for the Sweet Devour delicious cupcakes from Green Goodies in Classen Curve.

They won Cupcake Wars, you know! This gift certificate is good for

12 cupcakes. Treat your sweet tooth even more with this cute little

package from Uptown Kids’ upcoming candy store, Uptown Candy

that will open soon in Classen Curve next to Uptown Kids.

Donors: Green Goodies and Uptown Kids

S-39. Don’t Get Unstrung “If we didn’t have birthdays, you wouldn’t be you. If you’d never been born, well then, what would you do?” - Dr. Seuss

Enjoy a tennis birthday party for up to 20 kids between April 1st

and October 13th at the Putnam City North tennis courts with

tennis teacher extraordinaire and Keystone dad, Craig Starke. This

no-stress, high-energy party is great for those kiddos full of gusto.

Value: $300

Donor: Craig Starke

S-40. Paints and Plates Paint a plate for display and fun. You and 7 friends will have a great

time learning from Keystone Mom, Robin Starke, at this plate

painting class for 8 in which you each will paint a 12” platter

provided in the class.

Value: $390

Donor: Robin Starke

S-41. Pic of the Litter Your furry little friend will have as much fun as you will being

immortalized on canvas by artist Robin Starke. Robin will create an

original 11 x 14 acrylic painted portrait of your beloved pet from a

photo. Please give a four-week notice and plan on having the

portrait done after Christmas. You will receive one 11x14 portrait

on canvas.

Value: $350

Donor: Robin Starke

S-42. Ooh La La You may not always pamper yourself, but when you do, do it with this $100 gift card from RJ’s Salon in Edmond. It can be applied to any salon service. You’ll be glad you did. Donor: RJ’s Salon

“You’ll miss the best things if you keep your eyes shut. Very well

sir; step this way. We have another game to play.” - Dr. Seuss

Live Auction

L -1. Action Jackson Thunder Up! Show your Thunder pride by purchasing this

rare, SIGNED and framed Reggie Jackson jersey. Reggie is a

point guard for the Thunder and is slated to start as point

guard for the first 4-6 weeks of the season. Our Thunder

team is wowing the world of the NBA, and signed jerseys are

tough to get! Be one of the lucky few! Thank you, Thunder!

Donor: OKC Thunder Basketball

L-2. Funny Things are Everywhere “From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!” - Dr. Seuss

We can always count on the Flaming Lips to keep us

entertained. The fabulous Flaming Lips are one of the most

famous bands in the world, and they love Keystone and the

way our kids learn “outside the box!” One could easily say that

The Flaming Lips are “out of the box” thinkers! Get ready to

spend some “Coyne” on what they have in store for you.

Donor: Wayne Coyne and The Flaming Lips

“If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and

fun is good.” - Dr. Seuss

L-3. Cocktails and Canvases By popular demand, Keystone is offering adults some of the

fabulous opportunities to create art that we offer our

children. We are thrilled to launch the first of many adult

painting classes! Robin Starke, Keystone parent and artiste,

will guide 6-8 adults through the wonderful process of acrylic

painting on canvas. The purchasers bring a photo of something

they wish to recreate on canvas, and Robin guides the journey.

Also included are cocktails/spirits of choice and a delicious

BBQ dinner catered by the award-winning Oakwood Family

Barbeque in the home of Rick and Jenny Dunning. You will also

receive 50 styrofoam cups with “Keystone” monogrammed on

them! All art supplies are provided. Bring your photo and your

talent! Ask the children; they know that everyone is an

artist!

Donor: Rick and Jenny Dunning, Craig and Robin Starke, Matt

and Kristen Spears

L-4. One Fish, Two Fish Our talented Preschool, Pre-K and K-1 Keystone Kiddos have

collaborated to create this colorful and creative take on

Dr. Seuss’s One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. They

made their own “mosaic” pieces by painting paper then tearing

it into tiny pieces, which they placed lovingly onto drawings of

fish. Look closely for each child’s name on at least one of the

mosaic pieces. We can taste the whimsy and are certain that

Seuss would approve of our Keystone version. ”Not one of them is like another. Don’t ask us why. Go ask your mother…” - Dr. Seuss

Donors: Miss Marilyn’s class, Missy’s class, John’s class

L-5. From the Bootlegger’s Boy A full case of legendary Barry Switzer’s wine composes this

offering. Each bottle is signed and ready for either your

personal collection or for fantastic gifts to friends and

family. Switzer established Switzer Family Vineyards, a line

of wine originating in the Napa Valley and being distributed by

National Republic. Cheers to Barry and Becky for their

generous support!

Donor: Barry and Becky Switzer

L-6. Dignified This item is an oil on canvas abstract by Keystone

Grandparent, Sandi Shaw. This stunning 48 x 60 painting has

colors that are mainly black, white and yellow ochre. A wow

for any wall.

Value: $3,300.

Donor: Sandi Shaw

L-7. All Together Now This version of Paul Klee’s “Senecio,” (Old man), is a Keystone

favorite. Almost every child has the opportunity to paint

his/her version of our old friend before they leave Keystone.

However, this is the first time we have collaborated on a

large version of “Senecio.” Jet Hoffman, Keystone 5th

grader, undertook the drawing, and then Risa’s and Serina’s

classes collaborated in the cubist style of recreating Klee’s

work. The children teach us that we are a sum of all the parts

of the people and experiences in our lives. Here is a

culmination of a bunch of squares that came together as we

took time to share. ”So... that is why I tell you to keep your eyes wide. Keep them wide open...at least on one side.” - Dr. Seuss -- Donors: Risa’s class and Serina’s class

L-8. New York State of Mind “You‘re off to great places! Today is the day!” - Dr. Seuss

This trip for two includes 2 nights at a centrally-located New

York City hotel, a voucher for two tickets to a Broadway show

(we recommend Kinky Boots) and an airfare voucher for two

round-trip tickets, in low season. For lodging suggestions,

contact Jenny Dunning. Flight arrangements must be made by

purchaser, and ticket prices are subject to change based on

travel season.

Value: $1500

Donor: Keystone Adventure School and Farm

L-9. Evening at Guilford Gardens This package includes a dinner/cooking class for 12 adults at

Guilford Gardens. Chef Kamala will prepare a multi course

meal using organically grown vegetables from the garden. Any

meat used would be locally sourced and humanely

raised/harvested and well-prepared. Wine will complement

each course. A garden tour and cooking demonstration are

included. Mutually agreeable date and menu to be selected.

Donor: Lance Cornman and Kamala Gamble and Rick and Jenny

Dunning

L-10. Body of Work The winner of this item will work with Brandilyn Fritts, co-

owner of Alternative Art in Littleton, Colorado, to design a

custom tattoo. Brandilyn will be coming to Oklahoma soon with

her new shop, Siren’s Song. She will need a two-week notice,

and purchaser will have one year after her shop opening in

June 2014 to complete this tattoo. The total time allowed for

the tattoo is five hours, and initial consultation is included.

Value: $750

Donor: Brandilyn Fritts

L-11. Hard Way to Make an Easy Living Toby Keith is an old friend to Keystone, faithfully donating a

signed guitar or case of wine every year to our auction.

Because these guitars have become so popular, he has stopped

giving them to anyone except his foundation, Ally’s House, and

to Keystone. We thank Toby and Tricia for financial support

and donations. This package includes the Toby Keith guitar

signed by Toby!

Donors: Toby and Tricia Keith

L-12. From Here to There “So be sure where you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life’s a Great Balancing Act.” - Dr. Seuss

The entirety of Keystone Wild Things gathered their ideas of

what Keystone looks like to them and created a “Seussical

Map of Keystone!” Serina’s and Risa’s classes drew and

painted the background which prepared for the placement and

collaging of original drawings by every child. From the

pasture, to the pond, to the pigeon loft to the whimsical

schoolhouse, each child created a tree, person, creature or

building to share their vision of our happy and colorful

campus. Just put this in your pocket and you will never again

be lost!

Donors: The children of Keystone Adventure School and Farm

L-13. Shiny Things are Everywhere This emerald and diamond ring is quite the catch! It features

a 1.26ct natural emerald that is 6.6mm X 6.7mm X 4.0mm and

has WS2 clarity. The setting features round diamonds with a

total carat weight of 0.34ct and a VS2 clarity and G-H color.

The band is 14k white gold. Grab this stunning piece while you

can.

Donor: Justin and Shanda Biggs

L-14. Oh Henry! - 1

L-15. Oh Henry! - 2 Former Governor Brad Henry is the quintessential

Renaissance man: politician, parent, private citizen and

painter. Brad completed these paintings, both acrylic on

canvas, exclusively for Keystone! Thank you, Brad and Kim, for

your continued support of Keystone! We love your art!

Donor: Brad Henry (and Kim Henry because she lives with him

while he paints at 3 AM.)

L-16. Oh, The Places You’ll Go This fantastic trip includes 3 nights at a hotel near the Eiffel

Tower in Paris and an airfare voucher for $2000 for two

round-trip tickets. Travel arrangements must be made by

purchaser, and airfare prices are subject to change based on

travel season. Many thanks to our dear friends across The

Pond! Merci!

Est. Value: $4000

Donors: Mark Shanker and Keystone Adventure School and

Farm

L-17. Bedlam in the Sky Both Desmond and Barry have gone beyond the pale on this

one-of-a-kind second edition collaboration. Desmond painted

the background of this abstract piece in a way that embodies

both the Sooners and the Cowboys coming together under the

Oklahoma sky and then Barry added the “Xs” and “Os.” Since

both of these guys have their own magic, this piece

transcends the normal. You will never go wrong collecting

Desmond’s art or Barry’s signature. This is a one-two punch,

double dang powerhouse, one-of-a-kind abstract acrylic on

canvas! Buy it and be the envy of all your friends! Deepest

gratitude to the generosity of Desmond Mason and Barry

Switzer...both living legends!

Donors: Desmond Mason and Barry Switzer

L-18. The House of Who? This whimsical, catawampus playhouse embodies the

imagination of childhood. Your children will enjoy hours of play

lost in their own little world in this one! The playhouse comes

completely constructed with a skylight and windows ready for

your little ones to make it their own.

Value: $3000

Donor: Mid America Roofing & Construction

L-19. A Fluctuation of Illumination for Your Room-ination "The far-fluxuation of an idea" came together when Jenny,

Kristen, and Robin were chit-chattering about how this year's

chandelier might represent Keystoneville in a Seussical-

whimsical way. They ‘thunked,’ and they thought; they giggled

and gaggled, and out came an idea of great proportion - a

marvelous, spectaculous notion. Robin sketched a drawing of fun

things she could make with metal and steel and glass that won't

break. They knew there was fun to be done with the folks of

Keystoneville. So all of the kids from the tallest to the smallest

each drew shapes of their own in class one day, and Robin and

Kristen and Amy cut their shapes into glass, hooray! They

combobulated their way onto the fun chandelier of painted steel

and light, and they shimmer and shine in a way that's just right.

You too could own this far-fluxuation of light, if you care to bid

high in the auction tonight.

Est. Value: $5500

Donors: Craig and Robin Starke, Matt and Kristen Spears, Amy

Vanderkooi, Performance Coatings and the children of Keystone

L-20. Fine Masonry Most know Desmond Mason as the former NBA star, but

Desmond has also quickly become famous for his modern,

impressionistic paintings and his philanthropic spirit! Several

times a year, Desmond creates many paintings and donates the

proceeds from the sale to various causes. He is painting this

beautiful acrylic exclusively for Keystone tonight! Thank you

Desmond for your faithful support and the gift of your time and

talent!

Donor: Desmond Mason

“Don‘t cry because it’‘s over; smile because it happened.” - Dr. Seuss

Keystone Adventure School & Farm admits students of any race, color, religion, or national and ethnic origin. It does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, religion, or national and ethnic origin in the

administration of its educational policies, financial aid program, athletic, and other school-administered activities.