nobody famous-extension work june 25 2012 v0.9.5

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NOBODY FAMOUSOriginal Play (Consisting of most of scene 1 of the current script) by D. M. Larson. Copyright 2002 All

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Scene 1s Expansion for TransWorld University and Scenes 2-4 by Christopher J. OBrien 2012 All Rights

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Cast of Characters (Only first appearance noted below)

SCENE Female Characters Male Characters

(new characters only)

Male OR Female

Characters

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MoochsFortune Telling

Parlor

BRENDA STAR: An actress whohas a chance at being famous.

JULIE: A librarian who likesBrendas acting

GINA: Brenda's agent.

MOOCH: A fortune teller who ishaving an insightful day.

ROLLO: A middle aged Germanimmigrant who is lonesome

JOE: An angry customer of Moochswho didn't like her prediction.

BARRY: A movie scout.

HEATHER: Brenda's slightly ditsyfriend who takes her to see Mooch.

JOAN: A fan of Brendas

REPORTER (voice): A newscasteron TV

LOTTO VOICE: The announcer oflottery numbers on the radio

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Lottery Office

TELLER: A worker in the lotteryoffice

A LOTTERY WINNER

2 FRIENDS of WINNER

3

WeeklyCompetition

MIDGE STORMWATER MARCO MARTINEZ JUDGES 1, 2, & 3

3-4 FANS (plus Joan)

FLORIAN TRAIN: HOST of thecontest

4

SeasonCompetition

RAQUEL ALBERTI CORIAN MAROSI [JUDGES 1, 2, & 3 (Same actors)]

List of Props will be provided at the end of the script.

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SCENE 1

Time and Place: Present day psychic reading parlor.

(Front room of Madame Mooch's Mystery Readings and Message Parlor. BRENDA waits

impatiently, waiting for HEATHER. ROLLO is also waiting; JULIE is currently consultingwith MADAME MOOCH behind the curtained area)

(A tinkly little bell rings)

MOOCH: (offstage; her voice seems to have a Eastern European accent) Thank you! Next, please!

(A hand emerges from behind the curtain to hang a number 8 on a hook by the entrance. ROLLO is a littlestartled and checks a slip of paper in his hand, and rises to go through the curtain. Just as he gets there,

JULIE emerges from the entrance and holds the curtain open so ROLLO can enter. After hes inside, JULIE

looks at herself in a mirror on the wall, trying to see Juliet in herselfand then recites some Shakespeare as

Juliet:)

JULIE: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? (The other people in the waiting room are startledand look up at JULIE, bemused; some look away and others keep watching, discreetly) Whats in a name?that which we call a rose / By any other name would smell as sweet. (She is stuck and cant remember thenext line)

BRENDA: (Reading a magazine, only half paying attention, in a sing-song voice) So Romeo would, were henot Romeo calld, / Retain that dear perfection which he owes / Without that title.

JULIE: (Snapping her fingers in recognition) Oh yeah, thanks, got it! Romeo, doff thy name, / And for thatname which is no part of thee / Take all myself. (She breaks off, embarrassed) HehI dont normally goreciting Shakespeare in fortune-telling parlors on Saturday nightMadame Mooch just told me that in a pastlife I was Julietand I had to memorize that speech back in high school.

BRENDA: I could do with some more Shakespeare on SaturdaysIm an actress, but my parts lately haventbeen all thathigh-browed. (offers hand to JULIE to shake) Hi, Im Brenda Staroh, the irony! (She strikes atragic pose)

JULIE: Ithought your voice sounded familiar! I was in the audience last night, for your show, A Brush withDestiny!

BRENDA: (Chagrin) Aw geez, you were? Awwman, Im sorry, I know its no match for Shakespeare

JULIE: (Cutting BRENDA off, with real enthusiasm) I liked it!

BRENDA: . . .You huh?! . . .You liked that thing? You poor thing

JULIE: Wellyeah, I know, the writing wasnt the best

BRENDA: (relieved that JULIEs taste isnt as bad as she thought, speaking in a low voice) You can say thatagain!

JULIE: I liked you. (Brenda has a reaction to this wording) I thought you did a great job with the part youhad. The play wasnt anything special, but you made the evening worthwhile.

BRENDA: (Staring at JULIE, a bit astonished, before speaking) Are you sure were talking about the sameshow uh, Miss



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JULIE: (Putting out her hand to shake again) Julie. Julie Brogis. Yeah, Im sure I got some valuableinformation last night. (They sit side by side to talk more privately) What playwrights dramas to avoidandwhich actresss plays to definitely watch!

(BRENDA is not used to people actually enjoying her performances)

BRENDA: Well, my goodness. ImIm glad you liked it

JULIE: Are you kidding? You just came across as so charming and bright, so likeable, I thought of you as afriend right awayof course, that was your character (embarrassed) You somehow seemed a lot smarterthan your character was written, if that makes any sense.

BRENDA: (Laughing, understanding, and pleased) Thank you! Thats a nice way of putting itI just felt soridiculous saying those lines totally seriouslyso one night at rehearsal I just decided to say every single linewith a littlespin of irony or sarcasm. It changed the tone of the show, but the director liked it so much, he hadme keep it in.

JULIE: Almost turned into a parody of itself, I thought.

BRENDA: Right! That was the idea. From high drama to high camp. Well, the storys all so silly anyway,superstitions, predicting the future, evil omens. I really feel silly coming here at all; it was my friends idea.

Ghosts! Stereotypes! Numerology! Afeastfor the narrow mind!

JULIE: O ye of little wit! (They laugh together, sharing a bonding moment)

BRENDA: And all of this happening to a hairdressera relic of the curling iron age!

JULIE: The Barber and Her Brush with Destiny!

BRENDA: You know, I think the title was intended to be all deep and clever.

JULIE: Yeah, when I saw the poster and the brush and scissors in the picture, I thought it would be this semi-witty comedy. Finally, at last, I really cant say just what it was.

BRENDA: Its a mess, thats all. (Polite) Still, Im glad you liked it; thank you so much!

JULIE: Youre welcome, and I meant it. (A little shyly) Do you have, like, a fan club yet, or can I be thefounding member?

BRENDA: (Blushing) Awww, geeznow I know youre kidding (She looks JULIE in the eyes, and JULIEis already looking at her with a steady, serious gaze) Well, okaymaybe not. (JULIE holds her gaze, shakingher headNO with a lopsided smile; BRENDA is embarrassed and not used to the attention, but she likesJULIE and feels theyre getting along well, so she just changes the subject for now) Youstrike me as aperson who loves to read.

JULIE: (Smiling anew, pleased at being recognized as a reader) Yes, I am. . .by profession as well as by habit.Im a librarian. (This commonality has provided another bonding moment, and they snuggle closer together intheir chairs instinctively) Ive been a bookworm all my life. (giggling) Ive always had a soft spot forRomeo

and Juliet.BRENDA: Well, the name, I guess

JULIE: Sure. JulieJulietjust one letter different! My papa even calls me Juliet sometimes. Back when Iwas in high school, I used to dream of someone calling to me from under my balcony. . .

(Suddenly, the curtain opens and ROLLO steps out, in an inspired mood. Hes an older man, around 50, and he

speaks with a slight European accent. MOOCHs hand slips out to change numbers outside her curtained area



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to a 9. During his next line, HEATHER enters the parlor quietly, holding her number; she sees its her turn.

She tries to say hi, but BRENDA doesnt notice)

ROLLO: (With a loud, ringing voice) But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? (The womenbreak off their conversation and turn quickly to see whats going on, surprised and confused at the coincidenceof Romeos lines from that scene being spoken aloud) It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. / Arise, fair sun, andkill the envious moon / Who is already pale and sick with grief!

JULIE: (Standing in great surprise) Good grief! Whore you, mister?

(Getting no response from BRENDA, HEATHER sneaks into the curtained area, unnoticed by the others)

ROLLO: (With drama and mystery) In another life, I was called Romeo, of the house of Montague.

BRENDA AND JULIET: Whaaat?!

ROLLO: (With more normal tones, conversationally) Well, that is what Madame Mooch said. She says that lasttime, my love story was cut short most cruelly. But in this lifeI will have a second chance, at last. (sittingopposite them in a chair) God knows, Ive been waiting long enough. My name is Rollo Hanff. Im fromGermany. Madame Mooch told me I should be on the lookout for my Juliet. (Turning to JULIE) Ill know herwhen I see her, Im sure, though its been so long. Ill know.

(BRENDA nudges JULIET and whispers, Tell him! but JULIE doesnt want to; she doesnt seem interested

in him and looks uncomfortable.)

JULIE: How are you, Rollo? Are you feeling okay?

ROLLO: (Sighing) Young ladies, hello. Please forgive my silliness. I dont know if this experience has left memore hopeful, or less so.

BRENDA: (She stood up when Rollo introduced himself, but sits now) What do you mean, Mr. Hanff?

ROLLO: Call me Rollo, please, if you would.

BRENDA: Im Brenda Star, you should call me Brenda.

ROLLO: You see, Brenda, Im a bachelor. Ive never been married. But I was in love once, back in Europe,long ago. And my belovedloved me back. Yes. It was the best time of my life. Ahwe were so in love!

JULIE: Why didnt you get married, Rollo?

ROLLO: (Vexed expression) Oh no no no, we couldntwe couldnt! No. It was impossible then. And anyway,as the song goes, I was gone with the draft. We were separated for years. I didnt even know what hadhappened in my own hometown. That was very scary.

BRENDA: Well did you two get back together after the war, at least?

ROLLO: No. It was all so much likeRomeo and Juliet. Everyone thought I was dead, all that time. They didntwait for me. And their family never did like mine, anyhow. They fled the country, they were living in Padua.

So, you see,Romeo and Juliethas always been my tragedy. But you know, the odd thing about today is, as faras I know, Madame Mooch knows nothing about me or my story. None of the coincidencesnot even myname.

BRENDA: Ah, yesRolloRomeo. (Shakes her head) All this is quite extraordinary. You, with a namealmost like Romeo, and (Gesturing to JULIE, who gets the idea what shes going to say and shoots BRENDAa Shut up! look) ummm, with the drama itself being put on today, about an hour from now, downtown.(To JULIE because she know JULIE will love it) You should go, Jul (JULIE again shoots her a warning



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look, maybe pinches BRENDA) Juliet is being played by one of my friends. Its gonna be amazing.

JULIE: Hmm, maybe I will go.

ROLLO: Ill go; I never miss a chance to attend a performance ofRomeo and Juliet. And theres somethingmystical in the air today. A bit of magic is about to happen: Cant you feel it? Who knows? If Im going to havea second chance, and find my new Juliet again, where else better to begin my search?

(BRENDA has fliers for the show in her bag; she now gives them to ROLLO and JULIE)BRENDA: The theaters right near the train station, and it starts in an hour. Id go myself, but Ive got anevening performance.

JULIE: (Looking down at her flier) Swell.

BRENDA: (Quietly, just to JULIE) Youve gotta tell me how you like it, OK? Heres my card, keep in touch.Hey, lets have lunch tomorrow, you can tell me all about it.

JULIE: (With a brighter smile) You got it, Brenda. (To ROLLO) Well, maybe Ill see you at the theater, Rollo.It was nice meeting you.

ROLLO: It was a pleasure, Miss (His intonation suggests that he wants to know her last name)

JULIE: Oh, youre right! (Intentionally misunderstanding ROLLOs meaning)We dont want to miss the show.(Rapidly) Better get going! Bye! (Picks up her stuff and leaves in a hurry. ROLLO is a little stunned at beingdismissed like this, but he recovers his poise)

ROLLO: Quite right, quite right. Time is moving on. Well, Brenda, thank you for the tip, its been a pleasuretalking with you. With both of youI hope the other young lady wasnt upset by something I said.

BRENDA: I think its just that she was disoriented by the fortunetellers prediction, thats all. You were quitethe gentleman, and I wish you good luck in your quest for love. May I give you my card? Id be glad to keep intouch. (Offers her card; ROLLO takes it with gratitude)

ROLLO: Im sorry I dont have a card to give you! Im not usually a very social person; I dont have a lot of

contacts...or friends.BRENDA: Thats funny. It seems like I keep making new friends today.

ROLLO: (Pleased) Yes, today. But its unusual for me. (Offering hand; they shake hands) Thank you. Ill beglad to keep in touch too. And now Id better get off to the theater to brush up on Shakespeare.

BRENDA: Ill see you later, Rollo, and Im glad we met. Enjoy the show.

ROLLO: Take care. (Exits.)

BRENDA: (Smiles to herself, putting the Romeo and Juliet fliers away. She looks at her watch, impatiently.To herself) Where on earth is Heather? She was supposed to be back here 15 minutes ago. (Waits a bit longer)This is so stupid... can I go now? I dont even believe in fortune telling in the first place. Its all a bunch of

trickery and superstition. I can hardly even respect people who believe in it. And anyhow, Ive got a showtonight! I cant wait any longer. If I miss the show, I wont get paid, and I wont have enough money for rentthis month.

(HEATHER appears from the curtained area)

HEATHER: (Rushes in UC towards BRENDA, from curtains) You'll never guess who she said I was in one ofmy past lives.



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BRENDA: (Shes quite startled, as she didnt see HEATHER come in before) Land sakes! You scared me,Heather. What a weird day.

HEATHER: Sorry, you were talking to somebody when I came in, and it was my turn...anyway, who do youthink Madame Mooch said I was in a past life?

BRENDA: Let's see. Cleopatra?

HEATHER: How did you know?BRENDA: Psychics always say women were Cleopatra... For some reason, everyone wants to be her.Personally, I'd rather have been someone longer lived. What a way to go. Snake bite to the breast. Ouch.

HEATHER: You don't think it's true?

BRENDA: Heather, these people arent for real. Don't you read the disclaimers? (Holds up brochure) Forentertainment purposes only.

HEATHER: She seems so real... so convincing...

MOOCH: (Enters from curtained area) Oh, sorry. I didn't know anyone was still here.

BRENDA: Yeah, she's realperceptive.

MOOCH: (Ties up curtains so audience can now see a table with a crystal ball on top and two chairs)

Does your friend want a reading?

HEATHER: Yes!

BRENDA: No!

HEATHER: Come on, Brenda. I'll pay for it.

BRENDA: Don't waste your money.

HEATHER: It's just for fun. You said it yourself: for entertainment purposes only. What do you have to fear?

BRENDA: Fear itself?MOOCH: Come, come. I won't bite.

BRENDA: Yeah, but I might.

HEATHER: There, I paid for it. (Gives MOOCH money)

MOOCH: (Holds bill up to light) I feel my power returning to me.

BRENDA: The power of the U.S. Mint.

HEATHER: Go on.

BRENDA (Goes UC): Fine, let's get this over with.

MOOCH (Starts to close curtain): The spirits come to me.

BRENDA: Leave the curtain open. I want witnesses.

HEATHER: You sure you want me to watch? It gets kind of private. (Sits in a nearby waiting room chair)

BRENDA: Private? Then I definitely want you to watch. (Sits in chair by crystal ball)

MOOCH: (Sits in other chair) So, what do you want to know?



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BRENDA: The quickest way out of here.

HEATHER: Don't be difficult, Brenda. Try to have fun with it.

BRENDA: Fine. What are this week's winning lottery numbers? I really need the money.

MOOCH: 3-5-9-20-25-49 and the Powerball is... (Draws card from Tarot deck) 7.

BRENDA: Pretty specific.

HEATHER: (Writes the numbers down) Why didn't I think to ask that?

BRENDA: What else do you see in the cards?

MOOCH: (Draws more cards) I see your past and your future.

BRENDA: Let me guess. I was Cleopatra, too. How is it possible for so many people to be Cleopatra? Iknow... maybe she had a split personality.

MOOCH: I'm afraid in your past you were nobody famous.

BRENDA: (Surprisingly disappointed)Nobody? Ever?

MOOCH: Never ever.

BRENDA: What about my future?

MOOCH: You will be famous, one day.

BRENDA: Now or in a future life?

MOOCH: Would you like to be famous in this life?

BRENDA: What do you mean?

MOOCH: In everyones life cycles, they are allowed one time to be famous.

BRENDA: Only once, huh? (Amused. Smiles at HEATHER)

MOOCH: Do you wish it to be this one?BRENDA: (Laughs) Sure, why not?

MOOCH: (Her voice booms) Then so be it!

(A big boom, like thunder is heard. The lights flicker and go out. When the lights come on again MOOCH is

gone)

BRENDA: That was weird.

HEATHER: (Rushes to BRENDA and looks around table) Whered she go?

BRENDA: Behind the curtain, no doubt.

HEATHER: (Checks curtain) Its solid wall behind here.BRENDA: Then through a trap door. It doesn't matter. Let's go. (Weirded out, they head out the front door)

(The next sequence happens in front of the curtains, as if on the street)

HEATHER: You have to admit. That was pretty spooky.

BRENDA: And completely fake. (Mimics MOOCH) You can only be famous once in your life cycles.(Laughs) What a fraud. She's not even a good fake psychic.



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JOAN: (Enters from the side of the stage, going the opposite way on the street) Oh, hey! Arent you thatactress?

BRENDA: Who? Me?

JOAN: Yeah, the one in the play downtown. What's it called?A Brush with Destiny. That's it.

HEATHER: Did you see her?

JOAN: Yeah, you were incredible.

BRENDA: (Shrugs) Thanks.

JOAN: Did you see the review in today's paper? (Holds up paper)

HEATHER: You got a review? (Takes paper and looks)

BRENDA: That reviewer is an idiot. He wouldn't know a play if a stage fell on him.

HEATHER: Oh, my gosh. This review is really good.

BRENDA: You're kidding. He never likes anything.

JOAN: He sure liked you.

HEATHER(Reads): Brenda Star lives up to her name. Her radiant talent brightens this otherwise ordinaryplay.

BRENDA: Let me see that. (Takes paper) This is so great! My agent will go nuts.

JOAN: Maybe I better get your autograph. Sounds like you're going to make it big.

HEATHER: (Pulls out pen and hands it to BRENDA) Here.

BRENDA: (Laughs and signs newspaper) There you go.

JOAN: Thanks. Well, Ill keep my eyes open for your next play, Brenda. Im your biggest fan...except for thatreviewer, I guess. See you later. (Exits)

HEATHER: Wed better go get a copy of the paper so you can show your agent.

BRENDA: Wait a minute. This smells like a set up.

HEATHER: What do you mean?

BRENDA: Wasn't that awfully good timing? She says I'm going to be famous and then this person comes inhere and acts like I'm some new star.

HEATHER: But how could she fake that newspaper review?

BRENDA: (Scowls) Good point.

HEATHER: So do you think there might be something to this psychic thing?

BRENDA: It's a coincidence. That's all. (Cell phone rings) Hello? Hi, Gina. (To HEATHER) It's my agent.

HEATHER: I'll bet she saw the review.

BRENDA: Yeah, I read it. (Pause) Very good. (Shocked) What? (Pause)No way.

HEATHER: What is it? What?

BRENDA: (Waves away HEATHER) Shhhh. (To phone) Sorry, my friend is talking to me. (Pause) Yes, let's do



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it. (Looks around) I hate to admit this, but I'm at some psychic reading place. (Picks up brochure) MadameMooch... (Pause) You know her. (To HEATHER) Gina's been here. (Pause) Sure, I'll wait for you here. (Hangsup phone) You won't believe this.

HEATHER: Probably not, but tell me anyway.

BRENDA: Somebody is filming a movie in town and they saw my show last night. They want me to be in theirmovie.

HEATHER: You're kidding.

BRENDA: Gina said there are some big stars in it too. One of them had a scheduling conflict and can't come.Gina's bringing the casting director over to see me now. They need somebody immediately and want me to doit.

HEATHER: You'll be famous!

BRENDA: Heather, this could be the lucky break Ive been hoping for! The job that will finally allow me toeat three meals a day...and get a new pair of shoes. (Stops) But wait. This is too easy. This can't be happening.Where is that Madame Money?

HEATHER: Mooch.BRENDA: Whatever. (Returning to MOOCHs door, knocking on it) Come out, Madame! I want a word withyou.

HEATHER: Why are you upset? This is wonderful.

BRENDA: I know how these stories go. Remember that story The Monkey's Paw? At first, everything is great.You get everything you wish for, then the bottom drops out.

HEATHER: You are such a wet blanket. Can't you have a little fun?

BRENDA: Fun is for people who are too stupid to prepare for the impending disaster.

HEATHER: I give up. Fine, don't enjoy your instant success. I'm going home.

BRENDA: Don't be mad, Heather. I'm sorry. I have to admit there might be something beyond mycomprehension going on here.

HEATHER: See! Isn't this stuff amazing?

BRENDA: Or extremely well contrived. (Calls out) Madame Mooch. I need a word with you.

HEATHER: I wonder why she isn't reappearing.

BRENDA: (Pulls out money) I'm not speaking her language. (Waves bill; coaxingly) I have something greenfor you. . . !

MOOCH (Opens her door and leans out): I sense that you require my services.

BRENDA: (Smiles at HEATHER, then looks at MOOCH) I need some information.

MOOCH: Information is my middle name, though my abilities have been weakened by all the recent activity.

BRENDA: (Hands her a bill) There. Feeling better?

MOOCH: A bit better, yes.

BRENDA: Good.



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the movie I told you about. (Reaches out her hand to shake. BARRY lifts his left arm and takes her hand andkisses it. BARRYs right arm is in a sling)

BRENDA: Bandito? Oh... (Looks where MOOCH went) Uh... hi...

GINA: Brenda, whats wrong with you? I thought you'd be more excited. This is a big opportunity.

BRENDA: Sorry, this has all been very sudden.

GINA: Brenda is new to the theatre scene.

BARRY: She's a natural. She appears to have years of experience.

GINA: So will she work, Barry? (To BRENDA) He wanted to meet you before he decided on anything.

BARRY: I'd like to interview you a bit first.

BRENDA: Yes, I have a few questions also.

GINA: We can sit over here. (BARRY heads for a little table on the street with chairs around it, probably for anearby cafe; GINA says to BRENDA quietly) What is your problem? Get excited.

BRENDA: (Aside to GINA) I have a bad feeling about this guy.

GINA: Brenda... shush... (They go sit near BARRY)

BARRY: Would you like to go first or shall I?

BRENDA: I'll go first.

GINA: Barry is on a tight schedule. Maybe you ought to let him...

BARRY: No, I like a woman of action. Go ahead, Brenda.

BRENDA: I'm going to be frank...

GINA: (Trying to warn) Brenda... ixnay on the...

BRENDA: Why would a big studio want a little small time nobody like me?

BARRY: You have the look...

BRENDA: (Skeptically) The look?

GINA: (She says excitedly to BRENDA as if understanding BARRY perfectly) You know, the look.

BRENDA: Perhaps you could explain the look to me a bit more?

BARRY: You have that natural spark that will light up the screen...

GINA: She does have a spark, doesn't she?

BARRY: (Sits over by BRENDA) You are very attractive. I could take you far.

BRENDA: (Scoots away) I'd rather you didn't take me anywhere.GINA: (Shocked at BRENDA) Brenda! (Tries to laugh it off) Shes so funny, isn't she?

BARRY: I don't need a comedian. (Moves a little closer and tries to put her hand on her leg) I need someonewho takes direction well.

BRENDA: (Stands and moves away) Depends on the director.

BARRY: (To GINA) I thought you said she really wanted this part.



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GINA: She told me she did.

BRENDA: How big of a part is this?

BARRY: That depends on you.

BRENDA: What does that mean?

GINA: (A bit deflated) Wait. I thought you said this was a big part.

BARRY: So far, today, I'm not seeing what I want... (Gets up) Maybe this was a mistake...

GINA: (Jumps up to stop him)No, wait. I don't understand. I thought we had an agreement.

BARRY: Sorry, I can already tell it's not going to work out. (Starts to exit)

GINA: But... (Starts after him) Wait...

BRENDA: Let him go, Gina. (BARRY shakes his head at them and exits)

GINA: What was that all about?

BRENDA: That guy totally gave me the creeps.

GINA: I know, he seemed pretty shifty.BRENDA: Shifty? Gina, Im not sure if he was even working for a movie studio! He just wanted sex.

GINA: . . . I guess I have to admit it, youre probably right. Acting wasnt his priority. Likely enough, itwouldnt have helped your career, and maybe you would have been in big trouble!

BRENDA: I think I can make it as an actress without relying on the casting couch.

GINA: I know you can. Youre really good. I guess...I guess I just wanted to believe that one of my friends andclients had a chance to be really successful, and super fast, easily.

BRENDA: Well, yeah. Luck happens sometimes, but mostly we have to work for what we get. Thanks for notinsisting on it, Gina. That guy was no good.

GINA: Im sorry, Brenda, that was my fault. Im proud of you for sticking to your guns. You did the smartthing. I did a stupid thing, but I wont let that happen to us again. You know what? Im going to contact the guywho told me about this opportunity and complain.

BRENDA: Thank you for trying to help me, Gina. Things will work out in the end, we can stick together andreally earn that success.

GINA: Youre right. Well, sorry again, and Im glad youre all right. You take care, Ill see you soon and letyou know how it goes.

BRENDA: (GINA exits.) Bye Gina. (To herself) Wow, Madame Mooch. You sure were right about this one.

HEATHER(Returns from same direction GINA just exited): Wow, Gina sure didn't look happy. What

happened?BRENDA: I just blew my chance at fame and fortune.

HEATHER: (Sitting on chair next to BRENDA, facing stage right) Why'd you do that?

BRENDA: Forget it. What are you doing back here?

HEATHER: Dan called and canceled our dinner date, so went I bought a lottery ticket. I used Madame



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Mooch's numbers.

BRENDA: That was a waste of a dollar.

HEATHER: It was worth a try. Theyll announce the winning numbers on the radio pretty soon. (HEATHERlooks up, down the street) Oh hey, look, wasnt she in the psychic reading parlor with you?

(JULIE, riding on a bicycle, rides over from stage right, dressed for the theater, holding a handbag in her

basket)JULIE: (A little out of breath) Well, hello again! (BRENDA turns in her chair to see JULIE) I decided to goback home to change before going to the theater. (Points at her bicycles basket) I brought my copy of thescript with me.

BRENDA: (Now turning completely around and standing to see JULIE properly) Hi, Julie. You look great!

JULIE: (Getting off the bike) Why, thank you. (Modeling her dress a little bit) I like to dress up for the theater.

BRENDA: Id go with you if I could. Julie, this is my friend Heather Timian. Heather, this is Julie Brogis.

HEATHER: Hi Julie, good to meet you. Youre a little early for Brendas show tonight, though.

JULIE: Oh, I saw that last night. I figure Id rather just get to know Brenda herself rather than see that playagain, personally.

HEATHER: Wise plan. That play kills brain cells in lab animals. (HEATHER and JULIE nod in agreement)

JULIE: Yeah. Im going to seeRomeo and Julietinstead. I think I left my book inside there, so I thought Idpick it up on the way to the theater.

BRENDA: I hope its still open. (Walks to MOOCHs door; it opens easily) It is, come on, Julie.

(As all three characters step to the door, the curtains part to reveal the parlor set from before)

(JULIE looks around for her book; the others just look around)

BRENDA: I wonder where Madame Mooch is. Is there an upstairs here or something?

HEATHER: I dunno. (She spies a book on the little table between two chairs and holds it up) Is this it, Julie?

JULIE: (With a little squeal of pleasure) Yes! Thank goodness, I love this book; Ive had it since I was a kid.(Trots over to get the book from HEATHER; she gives the book a hug, smiling) Oh its good to see you again!

(The door opens and ROLLO enters, removing his Homburg hat; he has changed clothes a little)

ROLLO: Im glad to seeyou again, as well. (The others laugh a little awkwardly; JULIE puts the book into herhandbag, nervously) Im sorry, I guess you werent talking to me, but I was hoping to see you again anyway.Brenda, I was walking towards the theater and saw you enter this building, so I wanted to see if I could findyour young friend. I have something I should say to her. And here she is. (To JULIE) Forgive me, please. Ididnt learn your name before, but I wanted to apologize. I am afraid I made you feel uncomfortable before,

though I didnt mean to. (JULIE is silent, uncomfortable) I am very sorry if I caused you any discomfort.JULIE: (Awkwardly) You didnt do anything wrong, Mr Hanff, not really. I was just sort of spooked because ofwhat Madame Mooch said in my fortune.

ROLLO: Thank you. (Little bow) I was afraid you thought something was wrong with me because I came outquoting Romeo. Thats embarrassing...It was only because the psychic had told me I was Romeo in an earlierlife, and that gave me hope. Its a good feeling.



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JULIE: I know. It was just unexpected...because she told ME that I had once been Juliet. It just it was ashock. I thought it was too much of a coincidence...and because it felt like you were talking to me!

ROLLO: Well, no wonder you felt it was strange! But talking toyou? No, no, young person, I already have aJuliet in my life, and she is quite enough for me, I promise. Even though I have lost her, she is enough for me.

BRENDA: Well, if you think about it, its not such a coincidence as it seems. After all, Madame Mooch wasthe one who told both of you about this earlier life nonsense. She must have wanted to pair you two together,I guess.

JULIE: Thats pretty sneaky of her. Hmf! It makes me a little mad, really. I dont want her randomly matchingme to someone else randomly, even if its just for entertainment value.

ROLLO: Well, I did tell her I was lonely. She just told me what she thought I wanted to hear.

BRENDA: And anyway, she probably uses Romeo and Juliet and Cleopatra, and names like that, all thetime, saying people used to be them years ago.

JULIE: Yes, you know, I bet youre right. But Rollo, thats not the only reason it seemed you were talking tome.

ROLLO: (Curious) Really? Tell me more, please.JULIE: (Preparing her courage to admit the truth) My father sometimes calls me Juliet. Thats because...(Swallows nervously, then telling Rollo directly) My real name is Julie. I should have just told you before; Iwas just a little scared. I didnt want you to know my name.

ROLLO: Remarkable. Why were you scared, Julie?

JULIE: Oh, it was just that I felt like youd interpret it as a magical sign...as if I was the Juliet you have beenlooking for all those years.

ROLLO: (Amused and surprised and a little embarrassed) Oh my, my young friend, you dont have to worry. Iknow very well who MY Juliet is, or was. (Laughing) I still think it was some sort of star-crossed meeting,though, theNon-Tragical Historie of Rollo and Julie...

BRENDA:Rolio and Jumiet...

JULIE:Julio and Rolaids... (All laugh)

BRENDA: A pox on allthese ridiculous houses!

JULIE: Stop, stop, Ill be laughing at the actors all evening, theyll throw me out of the theater!

ROLLO: OK, sorry, Ill bite my tongue.

JULIE: Do you bite your tongue at us, sir? (All laugh again)

HEATHER: (She is neither a reader nor a fan of the theater, and therefore feels a little left out) Let's go, okay?I know it was my idea to come here at first, but by now, its starting to bother me, sort of a bad feeling here, I

think.

JULIE: Right. Weve got to get to the theater in a hurry, we dont want to miss the blood feud.

ROLLO: Indeed not. (To JULIE:) Shall we go together? As friends?

JULIE: (Thinks first) Why not?

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ROLLO: Madame Mooch, if you can hear us, thank you for introducing all of us to each other! (All listen;there is no reply from MOOCH) Oh well, it was worth a try. Until next time, Heather...Brenda.

HEATHER: Enjoy the show.

BRENDA: Julie, give me a call later, see you tomorrow!

JULIE: Absolutely.Adieu.

(ROLLO holds the door open for JULIE and they exit)

BRENDA: (As they look around to make sure they have all their things before leaving Well, its good thosetwo could talk about it and feel better about things. (A happy sigh) Thats a nice couple of people there. Wellread, witty, friendly, smart...and they love Shakespeare.

HEATHER: (A little bitterly; she chooses her words carefully)Yes. It must beso nice to finally meet somepeople who have so much in common with you. Of course, people who can quote Shakespeare in public areobviously much better people than illiterates like me. Im sure you three will be really close now. Dont worry,Brenda, I wont embarrass you by going out with you intellectuals.

BRENDA: Aw Heather! (Takes HEATHERs hand and leads her to sit down with her) Youre right, we do

have a lot in common, and I think its likely we could become good friends, in time. But look, weve knowneach other since high school, youre like a sister to me. Youre someone Ive always been able to count on,every time I needed you, youve been there, through every crisis. And I always want to be there for you, too. Idont want you to stop being a part of my life. Not now, and not ever. Please, Im not going to abandon you,Heather. Trust me, would you? Youre still the best.

HEATHER: I dont feel Im good enough quality for you. You dont want to throw me away, now that youhave such brainy new friends? You can if you want, I just want you to have whats best for you.

BRENDA: I dont want to throw you away. Being a reader is good, but I think youre terrific. Ill keep you, ifyou dont mind.

HEATHER: (Crying a little bit, hugging BRENDA) Okay.

BRENDA: And one more thing, Heather Timian....when you take the letters of Heather T., you can rearrangethem to spell THEATER. And thats enough for me, kiddo. (Taking her hand) Come on, lets go, Ive gottaget myself ready for tonights show.

(They stand up and walk towards the door, but before they can open it, JOE enters)

JOE: I can't wait any longer. (He's nervous. He blocks their exit) Wheres Madame Mooch?

BRENDA: In her secret room, laughing at us, no doubt. (Tries to go) Can we get by, please?

JOE: (Won't move from doorway) I want to see Mooch now!

BRENDA: All you have to do is wave a few dollars around. She'll appear.

JOE: Maybe if I wave this instead... (Pulls out gun)HEATHER: He's got a gun!

BRENDA: Hey, now buddy. We don't want any trouble.

JOE: Well, that's what you're going to get unless I see Mooch.

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JOE: Afraid not. I blocked her back door with my car.

BRENDA: I don't know what your problem with her is, but it has nothing to do with us. So if we could justgo...

JOE: You're witnesses now. You stay.

HEATHER: Witnesses?

JOE: To a crime.

BRENDA: You know what? No crime has been committed. As far as I can tell, you have a permit for that gun.No crime. No problem. Let's go, Heather.

JOE: Both of you sit down now! (BRENDA and HEATHER find chairs and sit) Come out here, Mooch, beforeI start shooting into those rice paper walls of yours. Theres no telling what I'll hit.

MOOCH: (Suddenly putting her head through the curtains, trying to sound casual) Hello, Joe. What do youwant?

BRENDA: Oh, great. Now we know his name. So much for not being a witness.

JOE: I want my life back, Mooch. The one you stole from me.

HEATHER: She stole your life?

JOE: She told my wife that I was sleeping around and then my wife left me.

MOOCH: (Coming out from the curtained area, surprised but not willing to take responsibility for JOEs badluck) I can not hide the truth.

JOE: But that wasn't the truth. I've been faithful to my wife.

MOOCH: Have you?

JOE: I've never slept with anyone else since I married her.

MOOCH: What about Megan?

JOE: Megan? You mean my old girlfriend?

MOOCH: Did you sleep with her?

JOE: Not since I've been married.

MOOCH: Oh, dear. I guess my visions got crossed.

JOE: Oh, dear?! Is that all you can say?! You ruined my life and you just say, Oh, dear.

BRENDA: I can't believe your wife would leave you based on something some two-bit psychic would say.

MOOCH: How dare you call me a...

JOE: Shut up, Mooch. (To BRENDA) She had some help. After Mooch told my wife about Megan, my wifepaid Megan a visit. Megan never got over our breakup so she has some hard feelings. So Megan told my wifethat Mooch was right.

HEATHER: That's not good.

BRENDA: So between Mooch here and Megan, your wife was sure you were lying.

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JOE: (Also shouting) You got it! It was 49! I heard it!

(HEATHER and BRENDA SCREAM with excitement, still listening...)

LOTTO VOICE: And the Powerball is...

HEATHER AND BRENDA TOGETHER: (Chanting) Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!

LOTTO VOICE: Seven! (HEATHER and BRENDA jump up and down, thrilled, squealing. The OTHERS

watch in a amazement and excitement as well) Congratulations to the lucky winner, whoever you are.

HEATHER: (Clicks off the radio) We won!

MOOCH: I told you so.

BRENDA: We won! We won!

(Dances around with HEATHER and JOE. HEATHER and BRENDA are still jumping up and down. JOE looks

at his gun. Looks at them. MOOCH stops them and points to JOE)

JOE (Casually): So...how much did you win?

BRENDA (Suddenly not trusting JOE):Not much.

HEATHER(Still excited): Only 95 million.

JOE: 95 million! Dollars?

MOOCH: No, Powerballs.

JOE: Shut up! (To HEATHER and BRENDA) This changes everything. (Points gun and holds out hand) Handover the ticket. (JOE is distracted so MOOCH sneaks around behind him)

BRENDA: Easy come... easy go.

HEATHER: No...

BRENDA: No, what?

HEATHER: No, I'm not giving him our ticket. This is our ticket.

BRENDA: Heather, this is no time to get a backbone.

HEATHER: But we won it. Its ours.

BRENDA: (Shrugs and smiles sheepishly at JOE) It's amazing what a few million can do to a person.

JOE: Hand it over, or Ill take it off your dead body.

MOOCH: (Picks up crystal ball and moves behind JOE) Oh, Joe! (JOE turns and MOOCH smashes it on hishead) He didn't see that coming. (JOE falls to the ground and passes out) So what do you girls say to sharingthat ticket?

HEATHER: Sure! I think I could spare a million or two.BRENDA: It's the least we could do. I assume there's a we in this deal?

HEATHER: Of course, I wouldn't have bought this without you.

BRENDA: I have to ask you, Mooch, are you always picking winning numbers?

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HEATHER: Yes, yes, its here.

BRENDA: Do you have a receipt for the lottery ticket?

HEATHER: Do I need that?!

BRENDA: I dont know, do you have it?

HEATHER: Let me see... (Looks through purse; after a moment) Yes! Here it is.

BRENDA: Good. Here we are. Lets take a picture. Just before the Great Moment.

HEATHER: Yes! Im so excited! (BRENDA has brought out a digital camera and now they take a picture ofthemselves, camera at arms length, arms around each other) Let me see... (BRENDA shows HEATHER thephoto she just took) Awesome, lets go. (They march up to the information booth arm in arm)

BRENDA: Good morning!

TELLER: Good morning, maam, how can I help you today?

HEATHER: Were here about the lottery.

TELLER: I thought so, Maam; this is the Lottery Office. Do you have a complaint today?

HEATHER: No, no, not at all. I have the winning ticket!

BRENDA: We matched all the numbers...even the Powerball!

TELLER: What, both of you?

HEATHER: Well, I bought the winning ticket, but my friend helped to pick the numbers.

TELLER: I see. (To HEATHER) Well, Maam, may I have your name?

HEATHER: Yes! Im Heather Augusta Timian, born August 8, 19...

TELLER: May I see your photo ID?

HEATHER: Yes! Ive got it here...(Fumbles in her purse; she drops it and all sorts of things fall out, including

receipts and lipstick and coins) Oh, bother! (Scurries to pick things up; passes the drivers license to BRENDA,who gives it to the tellers, and finishes putting things away.) Ive got the receipt I got when I bought the lotteryticket right here, too?

TELLER: That wont be necessary, Maam. (HEATHER looks at BRENDA a bit annoyedly) Well, these arequite in order. Thank you. Of course, there will be forms and paperwork to do, Ms. Timian, but first, I need tosee the ticket and verify that its the correct one.

HEATHER: Well, naturally, thats the moment Ive been waiting for. I can read you my numbers first to makesure...

TELLER: Very well, please go ahead.

BRENDA: Can we . . .take turns?TELLER: If you wish.

HEATHER: Three!

TELLER: Three, yes.

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HEATHER: True. There is that. (Pause) Madame Mooch...is NOT a psychic. I think.

BRENDA: I know. But for a moment there...I almostbelieved in her. I thought my problems could be fixedeasily...with a little help from Moochs spirits.

(In the background, a group of people approach the Information Booth and silently do the same sort of proof of

their claim as our friends did)

BRENDA: If I want good luck, I think I have to make it for myself. And if I want to be famous, Ill have towork at my acting skills and be the best I can be.

HEATHER: But I think youre already so talented!

BRENDA: Sometimes I think Ive got pretty good talent...but talents not enough. I need skill, too. I need moreexperience. I need more training. Its going to take lots of practice and hard work because I have to deserve, Ihave to earn my fame.

HEATHER: (Half to herself) Im feeling exhausted just to think about it. Too much work for me!

BRENDA: (Continuing, not hearing HEATHER) And I need to have the chance to test myself, to compare myskills with the skills of other actors.

(The WINNER and friend shout in excitement and come by BRENDA...then they are quiet...)

WINNER: Excuse me, miss?

BRENDA: What do you want?

WINNER: We thought we should just give you the chance to see what the REAL winning ticket looks like!(The WINNER thrusts the winning ticket towards BRENDA so she can see it, then takes it away, dancing

around crazily with their FRIEND.)

WINNER and FRIEND: (In a silly chant, rhythmically) 95...million dollars...95...million dollars! 95...milliondollars, thats some easy money for me!

WINNER: Whee!

(The WINNER and FRIEND dance away off left in front of the curtain, passing GINA on the way. GINA comesdown the street towards BRENDA and HEATHER.)

GINA: Hey, there, I was about to go looking for you. I wanted to show you something. Its in the trademagazine I get for show business people. Check this out, right here. (Hands magazine to BRENDA and pointsto a headline)

BRENDA: (Reads) PTV Television Networks new program for this season, Constellations, is looking fortalent! This acting competition show challenges actors to wow famous judges with their dramatic talent andwin big prizes. The top prize for this year is a million dollars in prize money and a year-long contract to costarin an upcoming PTV daytime drama, Questing.

GINA: This is a serious opportunity, Brenda, not like last time. And its easy and free to get started, the firstround will be a video audition; the people they use on TV will be chosen based on those submissions. All thedetails are at their website.

HEATHER: Wow Brenda, that sounds perfect for you. (Looking at the article) You could use a monologuefrom the play youre doing now...or whatever, if you dont want to use that.

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good. I never have taken my acting seriously enough. Plus to win the big prize Id have to go and compete a lotof times, when what I really need is just to get something steady so I can pick up a paycheck every week andpay my electricity bill.

GINA: Come on, Brenda, youre amazing as an actor. Remember that fantastic newspaper review? Theybelieve in you and so do I. If you can get that sort of review from a critic that never likes anything, withouttaking your career seriously enough, just think what you can achieve if you put your heart into it!

HEATHER: Shes right, Brenda, you really can be the best, Ill help you. I dont know much about acting andplays, but I know you well enough to help you out and give you emotional support. Ill be there for youthrough the whole thing.

GINA: And so will I. Even if I werent your agent, I would...and as an agent, I know what Im talking about.Ive got experience, Ive seen all kinds of actors and you have what you need, if you work at it, to succeed, Iknow you do.

BRENDA: Really, do you really think its worth the effort?

HEATHER: Definitely.

GINA: Its totally worth a serious shot.

BRENDA: Well okay...I guess. I can make a video of myself acting and just upload it to their site, theres still aweek before the deadline. I can see what other people do in their videos to give me a good idea of thecompetition.

HEATHER: Ill help you rehearse and memorize the lines, and I can shoot the video for you.

GINA: Whatever you need to help your chances, Ill be there. You can count on both of us. (HEATHER andGINA put their arms over each others shoulders supportively)

BRENDA: You know, there are bound to be hundreds of actors submitting, maybe a thousand or more. Andtheyre only picking 99 people for the actual show.

GINA: So what? Youre better than 99% of the actors Ive ever seen. And if you arent picked, youll know

pretty soon and you wont have lost much of anything, and can still stay flexible.

HEATHER: I feel like youre gonna win, Brenda! Im starting to get excited!

BRENDA: All right, then. Because you believe in me, Ill give it a serious try. Im gonna do my best toimpress the judges. You two girls...youre marvelous. You are so sweet, you give me more courage andconfidence.

HEATHER: If you have confidence to match the amount of talent you have, Brenda...theres nothing you cantdo.

(BRENDA comes up behind GINA and HEATHER so her head is between theirs, and hugs them both at once

over their outer shoulders)

BRENDA: With friends like you supporting me, Im almost ready to believe it myself. Come on, lets go forlunch and we can plan out this video audition!

ALL: YEAH! (They walk out all together, BRENDA in the middle, arm in arm, with optimistic music playing)

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you avoided the temptation of making her voice sound loud and shouty; that was a good idea. So your wordswere crystal clear all the time. Youve got a lovely voice, too, I can tell that already. One thing that wasdistracting though, your hands kept fidgeting around, you were pulling at your dress a lot. It felt like Brendawas not sure what to do with her hands...not like yourcharacterwas unsure, if that makes sense. Well, that sortof thing comes with training and practice, and you should keep that up, because you have a lot of potential.Hope to see you back here again. Really top rate job. (Claps her hands for her)

BRENDA: Thanks a lot, Anna, thank you! (Audience clap their hands and BRENDAs fans cheer and wavetheir signs; BRENDA, though, doesnt seem confident and seems sure she hasnt won).

FLORIAN: Well, now its time to announce the scores for tonights contest, and to see who is the winner forthis week! This weeks winner will compete with the other weekly winners for this months monthly playoffs;the winners from the monthly playoffs will compete at the end of the year for the grand prize...a milliondollars, and a years contract on an upcoming new television drama series as an important supportingcharacter! And now...Midges score is...(Drumroll) an 84! Thats a good score, Midge, but lets see how Marcodid. Marcos score is...(Drumroll) an 83! Well, nearly as good as Midges score. And now its up to Midge andBrenda. Who will be this weeks winner, go on to the monthy playoffs, and also win fifty thousand dollars?Lets see...Brendas score (Drumroll) ....is....... an 85!! Good job, Ms Brenda Star, the winner this week by justone point! Come up here, please, Brenda! (BRENDA, who is surprised and thrilled, runs over to FLORIAN,center stage) Well well well, Brenda, you seem surprised!

BRENDA: Yes, yes, I am! I was sure Midge would be the winner this time. I thought she was better than me.

FLORIAN: Well, the judges certainly seemed to disagree with you, though it was pretty close. Nevertheless,youre the one whos the winner of $50,000, and in a month youll have the chance to compete against theother weekly winners! So, Brenda Star...congratulations, I hope youll be able to prepare well for next time,and thank you for sharing your talents with us on Constellations! (Shows theme music plays and the host goesto shake hands with the contestants... And the curtains close, as the music continues for a moment and then

fades out.)

BRENDA, GINA, and HEATHER come out in front of the curtains, immediately after the previous scene.Theyre excited; well, actually, GINA and HEATHER are more excited than BRENDA is.

GINA: Brenda, you did great!! Ooh, I knew you could do it! Youre a winner!

BRENDA: Meh. I got enough for rent this month, thats a big plus.

HEATHER: Yeah, forthis month. And next month when you win again, I bet youll get enough for two or threemore months! Youre onto something good, girl!

BRENDA: Oh, Heather, be realistic. First, this is just a little bitty stage of the show, the very lowest level ofwinner I could be. And second, come on, you know I just got lucky! I dont feel like it really evencounts...Midge was pretty good, aside from her dancing fever, but Marco just sounded ridiculous! At least Ibeat him! That would have been embarrassing.

GINA: No, you were really actually truly very good, Brenda, Im telling you honestly, I was impressed andyou know how many times Ive seen you act. You have real talent and your talent was obvious to everybodythere, I know it.

BRENDA: But talent...yeah, thank you Gina, Im glad you think I have talent, but to do well in the higher levelcontests, I need more than just talent. I was born with talent, it isnt anything I can feel proud of. Its not like Iearned my talent, not like I learned it. I didnt really put any real effort into preparations, I kept putting it off. I



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HEATHER: I will, too. (They go out arm in arm, smiling. [They go to change clothes; during this curtainscene the set has been changed and the people have changed costumes] Lights go down.)

SCENE 4

TIME AND PLACE: Several months later. BRENDA has won several: more times by now and has reached the

finals. As the lights come back on, the curtain is still closed; we are in a hallway of the TV studio whereConstellations is about to tape the final competition of the television year, the one that will end with the winner

scoring that dramatic television role and a million dollars. JULIE and ROLLO rush on, almost late for the

taping. They are carrying banners and signs that encourage BRENDA to win, when they are in the studioaudience. They are bundled up a bit for colder weather; ROLLO wears his homburg and JULIE has a knit cap

on, and a scarf. By now, as we can see, they are good cheering buddies and get along well.

JULIE (In the lead): Almost there, Rollo. You okay?

ROLLO (A bit out of breath) As long as were almost there, Ill be okay. (He starts to move again, but thenseems a little dizzy) No, wait, please, just a moment; I will be fine, if I can just catch my breath.

JULIE: (Moves closer to him as he pants, concerned) OK, Rollo, take your time. Weve missed part of the

contest, but well see the last bit, Im sure.

ROLLO: (Still catching his breath, after a pause) I think Brendas going to win today.

JULIE: I dont know, Im so nervous! But shes been doing so well! I think the acting coach you found for hermade a big difference.

ROLLO: Well, she really took the lessons to heart. If she hadnt made a firm decision to take this seriously andbe a real student of the acting craft, Gordons classes wouldnt have worked so well. But as it is...she can nowstart to take her raw talent and use it with control.

JULIE: I agree. She used to be great. But now shes so much better than before. Shes started to learn the skillsthat give her control over her acting power, and I think she knows shes been growing.

ROLLO: Her confidence is so much stronger than before, now. She knows what she can do, and she knowshow to get the effect she wants. (Shrugs) Shes incredible. And every time, every show, the competition istougher and tougher, but she just keeps getting better and better.

JULIE: Last week was her best performance yet. I cant believe this is the final round...if she wins this time,shes got the TV role and a million dollars.

ROLLO: I think her career as a professional actress will be secure.

JULIE: Shoot, have you seen how popular shes getting among the fans? Theyre crazy about her! I think evenif she doesntwin today, shes got a fan base and people will want to hire her, champion or not.

ROLLO: But our sign will be the best of them all. Were her number one fans...weve been behind her right

from the start. Im ready, Julie. Lets get in there and watch this moment in history.JULIE: Youve got it, Rollo. (They pick up their signs again and trot off stage in front of the curtain, whichnow opens.

(The set is a bit different now, different background, the judge and audience areas reversed (with the audience

section on the same side of the stage that JULIE and ROLLO exited), and of course the people have all

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computer graphic or picture of the cast of the TV drama should be visible, with one characters face missing

and a question mark showing in its place, to suggest that that winner will be a cast member after today. The

costume of this missing person should be unisex, so the face of a male or female winner would look equally

reasonable.]

(ROLLO and JULIE come on quietly from the back and take their places in the audience stands, their signs at

the ready. FLORIAN, the host, is already center stage as the lights come back up; there are again three stools

behind him and to the side, with one empty and RAQUEL seated on the other, alongside BRENDA. However,CORIAN has just lost, and he is standing with FLORIAN; CORIAN is very disappointed, maybe is a bit tearful.)

FLORIAN: Well, Corian, youve had an amazing run these last few weeks. You won a spot in the semifinalslast month, you were a finalist last week too, and now we know the result: you came in third for the entire year.Look out at your fans here, they love you, and we all know you did your best. Sorry you didnt quite make thescore you needed just now, but youve still done a wonderful job, youre a very good actor and youll be takinghome this check for 250 thousand dollars. So tell me, Corian, how do feel right now?

CORIAN: (Sullen) I hate my life and I hate this show. You all suck, the judges are idiots, and it isnt fair. (Withmore energy, louder, starting to walk around) Everything about this contest is suspicious! And Florian, youre

the ugliest, stupidest person Ive ever seen...or thought about!FLORIAN: (as CORIAN is shouting, to the director offstage) We can cut this part out of the show when its onTV, right? Good, OK.

CORIAN: (Without a pause, continuing) And MY fans are the worst! Look at that sign! (Pointing at some fansoffstage) Hurray for Dorian! Come on, my names Corian, not Dorian! Get it right! (On screen, we see agroup of fans with a sign that says that, but with Corian spelled correctly...)

FLORIAN: No...no, that says Corian, with a C...

CORIAN: (Sudden change of mood) Ha ha, just fooling, everyone, Sorry Florian, that was ACTING!(Everyone is baffled, not sure if hes lying or not, not sure if they should laugh or be angry) No, Im sorry, thiswas a wonderful experience and Im so glad I could be a part of this amazing program. Thank you so much,everyone!

FLORIAN: (Still a bit confused, but playing along) ...Uhh...Oh, well, youre welcome, Corian, um, your actingreally is remarkable...I think we all believed you were angry, but well, thank goodness, Im just happyyoure happy, then, and thank you for your incredible work.

CORIAN: Heh heh heh, It was a pleasure, Florian, thank you everyone, thanks for having me onConstellations. (Looking around at everyone and finally at FLORIAN, with a smile, but changing to a sneer as

he starts to walk offstage and exiting) . . . you bunch of jerks....

FLORIAN: (When CORIAN is finally offstage, everyone staring in horror at CORIAN; Awkwardly getting theshow moving again) . . . Well. Um. Corian Marosi, sadly disqualified. And now the very last stage of our

contest. Our two finalists are Raquel Alberti and Brenda Star, here to do just one more bit of improvised actingand well then know whom our judges will pick as the ultimate winner of our show for this entire year. Thewinner will receive a check for one million dollars and will be the newest costar on PTVs daytime dramaseries. How do you feel, Raquel?

RAQUEL:

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