neha birthday ppt
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NEHA JAYANT aka RAAP-CHICK
“Kyonki Hum hum hain aur tum sab chudail ho”
Meharbaan, Kadardaan hoshiyaar
Sapera Arts
prastut karta hain
CHUDAIL Productions
ki Peshkash
Bachpan MainSaadharan Bacche khaate hain
KellogsChocolate
Aur humaari “betu” (Neha) khaati thi
Mitti / Ret Chalk/KhadiShe is the first one to reach for any L^2 floor painting. The reason is simply
the unlimited supply of chalks
IIM Bangalore ki fashionable kaamwali bai
Part time job 1 - Housekeeping
Part time job 2 – The night watch-woman
Aur din ke ant main, milta hain inhe Mehnat ka
meetha fal
Part time job 3 – The dishwasher
N(eha)GAG – The Hum
episode
A : Neha, tum kahaan thi?
Neha : Hum so rahe the..
A : Neha, tum kahaan thi?
A : Neha ab kya kare?
Neha : Hum naha rahe the…
Neha : Chalo hum khaana khaane jaate hain..
A : Hum?? A : Hum?? A : Hum = we or Hum = only Neha??
Y u say hum and no “main” or “me”
FML!!!!
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Some of her (very) ancient movie collection
Neha has more info on these movies than actually available on wiki
During placement prep, someone told her that to get into Fin companies,
you have to be very good about Markets. The very next day she
watched -
When one PGP2 said that you need to work harder
for fin companies, this time she watched
IIM Bangalore ka pyaar – Part 1Neha - “Ashok is so sophisticated,
classy”
Khetan – Ashok????
Neha – Arrey apna Thampy
Khetan – Ohhh
Neha - Crush ho gaya hume!
Khetan – Hume??? Tumhare alawa aur
kitno ko hua hain
Neha - Arrey tum samajhte nahi. Bass
hume hi hua. Corpfin class aane ka
incentive to mil gaya ab
IIM Bangalore ka pyaar – Part 2(Need we say more)
Random Comment 1 – Parul aaj kya hot lag rahi hainRandom Comment 2 (During Alum L^2) – Yaar woh white dress wali kya maal hain yaar. Main ladka hoti toh abhi jaake basss… Tum samajh lo ab..
IIM Bangalore ka ____ – Part 3“We are just good friends”
IIM Bangalore ka ____ – Part 4“I wish we were just good friends”
Fashionable Neha(Living up with the latest trend)
“Leg”oholicApne pairo se hain inhe beintehaa pyaar
Pesh karte hain ek nagma
Hum har 15 din mai parlour jaayenge,
Wahaan jaake pedicure karwayenge!!
pairo ko sajana hai....
Anklet, toe ring laana hain..
Waah waah .. Waah waah..
Neha ka Ideal Dulha• Singer / Poet• RetroSexual• Passionate / Wild• Good sense of humour• Pilot / Army / Navy• 5’9 – 5’11• Fair Complexion• Good english accent
Neha – The Party Animal
Roz ke dialogue –1) Chalo aaj party karte hain2) Hume party ke liye nayi dress chahiye
Favourite Dance pose
Tum sab bachhe ho samze…
Hum bade hai, to koi Hooshing nai hogi!!
Grr…
Belated Happy Birthday
Neha