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COMICS, BRAIN-BENDERS AND TELEVISION

o WHY do cows like being

told jokes?

Because they like being

amoosed.

o WHAT game do cows

play at parties?

Moosical chairs.

o WHAT is the easiest way

to count a herd of cattle?

Use a cowculator.

o WHY did the foal cough?

Because he was a

little horse.

o WHAT do you call an

arctic cow?

An eskimoo.

o WHY did the ram fall over

the cliff?

He didn’t see the ewe turn.

o WHAT do you call a crate

of ducks?

A box of quackers

o WHAT is a pig’s

favourite ballet?

Swine Lake.

o WHY did the pig go to

the casino?

To play the slop machine.

o WHAT do you give a

sick pig?

Oinkment.

o WHAT do cows like to

dance to?

Any kind of moosic

you like.

o HOW did the beaver

get online?

He logged on.

QUIZ1. WHAT is the capital cityof Kenya?2. QUEEN Latifah, JohnTravolta and MichellePfeiffer starred in which2007 musical film?3. IN WHICH red-bloodedbody organ are the vitaminsA, D, E and K stored?4. WHAT breed of dogwas Lassie?

5. WHICH English singerwon the Record of the Yearaward at this year’sGrammy Awards?

ANSWERS: 1. Nairobi; 2. Hairspray;3. The liver; 4. Collie; 5. AmyWinehouse.

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