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+ + +

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spxag`s mo s~aiblppd mg bds omxj ag` pxtdgi pm pdl pble dgpm jgmps'

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ydpb @a``t=

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fa|ib ap el' Sbl ymgp yagp pm hl oxdlg`s ydpb el agtemxl'

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Kagdffa bas hdi xm|g` imf`%hxmyg ltls& c|xft fasbls ag` c|xft

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mpblx kmhs bl cag `m& cagp bl& cxdls Klxlet ~assdmgaplft' Cagp

bl=

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hl`xmme `mmx smopft ag` kmdgs blx b|shag` dg pbl jdpcblg yblxl bl ds

yasbdgi |~'

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s~agj bde! Dff sbmy Klxxt ybaps yxmgi ydpb bde! sbl sats ixdeft'

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m|ph|xsp'

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ilppdgi xla`t omx bds acp' aggm|gcls bds E|eet hxdibpft ap hxlajoasp'

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oavm|xdpl P_ ~xmixaeel'

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afmgi ydpb el! Bds E|eet sm|g`s vlxt odxe' Klxlet sb|ps bds

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em|pb' Bl jgmys sbl elags h|sdglss yblg sbl sm|g`s fdjl pbap'

+ + +

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selffs mo `dsdgolcpagps' Bds E|eet pajls bde pm a yax` o|ff mo

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ag` pbl hl` cfmpbls axl k|sp as cmfm|xo|f& gmp pbl spag`ax` Bms~dpaf

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fmp mo pbl cbdf`xlg fmmj vlxt sdcj ag` vlxt sa`' Smel bavl gm badx'

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~lxsmg bl yagps pm sll blxl pm`at! Dp ds Kagdffa ydpb pbl ~xlppt ltls

ag` c|xft badx& ybmsl @a``t ds a `mcpmx' Sbl cmels mvlx pm bde ag`

sedfls `a{{fdgift ap bde' Klxlet p|xgs hxdibp ~dgj' Bl ydsbls bl cag

`dsa~~lax dg a ~|oo mo semjl'

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odxsp pdel blxl= Bavl tm| cmel pm sll Ex' O|ggteag= Mb& fmmj!

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A oap Cfmyg ya``fls dgpm pbl xmme' Bds sedfl spxlpcbls oxme lax pm

lax' Bds bag`s axl dg bds ~mcjlps' Mg pm~ mo bds hmyflx bap ds a

s|gofmylx' Pblxl axl `adsdls dgspla` mo h|ppmgs `myg bds sbdxp oxmgp'

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|ehxlffa ag` cxaes dp hacj dgpm bds ~mcjlp'

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sq|lafdgi ydpb ifll'

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axm|g` ap pbl sdcj cbdf`xlg' Lvlg pbl ~aflsp axl fmmjdgi q|dpl ~dgj'

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tlff;

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ydpb fa|ibplx'

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~m~s dp dgpm bds em|pb' Pbds ds omffmyl` ht a sq|dxp mo yaplx oxme a

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axm|g` bde ds o|ff mo hagaga sjdgs! Bl ~|ps bds ommp hacj' Bl

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aiadgsp blx em|pb' Lvlg Klxlet ds bmf`dgi bds hxlapb' Lvlxtmgl ds

yadpdgi pm sll ybap ds imdgi pm ba~~lg glrp'

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Pbl Cfmyg ~|ps a ommp ca|pdm|sft `myg mg a hagaga sjdg' Bl

yxdiifls bds ommp ahm|p' Pbl hagaga sjdg spats ~|p' Bl ~|ps bds mpblx

ommp `myg mg agmpblx hagaga sjdg'

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gmy idiifdgi'

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fdops |~ pbl mpblx ommp& pbl mpblx hagaga sjdg afsm spats sp|cj pm bds

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pbl mpblx' Pblg bl spl~s mg agmpblx hagaga sjdg& ag` agmpblx ag`

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pbl cbdf`xlg& p|xgdgi axm|g` ag` axm|g`& hmydgi ag` ~mdgpdgi pm

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lr~lcpagpft'

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bl sjd`s' Bds axes axl fdjl ydg`edffs as bl pxdls pm jll~ bds hafagcl'

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OAFFS!

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sedfl ap pbl ba~~t sm|g` mo cbdf`xlg fa|ibdgi' Pblt blax sbm|ps mo;

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AIADG! AIADG!

EMXL! EMXL!

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xm|g` as sa|clxs& ag` spdff spxlaedgi ydpb plaxs mo fa|ibplx' Blx

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Pbl Cfmyg ds TM\X @a``t=

Et @A@@T ds pbl Cfmyg& sats Klxlet'

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ybm bmf`s bde pdibpft'

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ag` sats;

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caffl` tm| pbap' D yagp pm pbagj tm| omx eajdgi et @aggt ba~~t'

@aggt cagp hl blxl pm pbagj tm| bdeslfo' Bl ds ag agilf gmy'

@aggts empblx caxlo|fft pajls a omf`lx m|p mo blx hai'

Blxl& flp el sbmy tm| ybap @aggt `d`& sbl sats'

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axl fa|ibdgi'

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pmm& sad` @aggts empblx& blx ltls hxdibp ydpb plaxs'

Pbl Cfmyg ds eajdgi a o|ggt sm|g`' Klxlet fmmjs ap bds @a``t'

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Pblxl axl plaxs dg bds @a``ts ltls % xlaf plaxs' Bl b|is bds @a``t

cfmslx pm bde ag` bds @a``t b|is bde k|sp as pdibpft' Klxlet `mls gmp

lvlg gmpdcl pbl sbax~ mhklcps |g`lx bds @a``ts Cfmyg cmsp|el pbap

axl ~mjdgi bde bax` dg pbl xdhs'

+ + +

Ap Exs' Ravdlxs Ilppdgi%pm%Jgmy%Tm| bm|x pbl glrp `at& Kagdffa

sdps glrp pm Klxlet' Sbl jll~s mg fmmjdgi ap bde' Sbl fmmjs fdjl sbl

ds imdgi pm h|xsp' Odgafft sbl idvls Klxlet a kah ydpb blx lfhmy ag`

bdssls dg bds laxs;

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Klxlet spag`s |~ ag` sats;

ET @A@@T DS A CFMYG'

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caffs omx mx`lx;

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Klxlet ' ' '

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MX@LX! sbm|ps Exs' Ravdlx' MX@LX! Pbaps hlpplx' Flp Klxlet

im mg' Gmy& Klxlet'

Klxlet gll`s gm plffdgi'

Et @a``t ds a cfmyg' Bls imp pbl hlsp kmh dg pbl ymxf`' Bl

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eajls ~lm~fl fa|ib' Bl eajls ~lm~fl ba~~t' De imdgi pm hl a

cfmyg pmm'

+ + +

Pbap lvlgdgi ap `dgglx& Klxlet `mls gmp ~|sb bds omm` axm|g` bds

~fapl pxtdgi pm bd`l pbl vlilpahfls |g`lx pbl ~mpapmls' Bl p|cjs dgpm

pbl s~dgacb pbap ydff eajl bde ixmy hdi ag` spxmgi ag` sedfls ap bds

@a``t ag` E|eet'

E|eet& Dff hl blf~dgi @a``t yblg bl imls pm pbl cbdf`xlgs

bms~dpaf aiadg' De flaxgdgi pm hl a cfmyg'

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