mossy oak wedding
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10:00 a.m. – Guests Arrive
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10:30 a.m. Photo shoot with bride and the cute sister. Guess which one is which.
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BrideMother of Bride
Daughter of Bride Daughter of Daughter of Bride
Groom’s mistress/niece
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Bride
Groom
Special Note – Notice grip around child’s larynx. Keeps him from yelling your not may daddy.
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11:30 Limo Arrives
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Honestly, what wedding wouldn’t be complete without a catfish shaped cake?
Not one, not two, not three, but 6 – count’em 6!! PIES
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Sacrificial Altar?
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More people would have singed the guestbook, but when they saw X as one of the names they all thought they had already signed.
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Where do I begin?
I don’t know whats more scary,
This guy? Or the fact that he’s wearing a camo CLIP-ON tie and suspenders!!
He’s ready for huntin’ or board meetin’ at a moments notice!!
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Pops explanin’ the family tree to the clergyman. No no their just 1st cousins
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Im Larry, this is my brother Daryl and my other brother Daryl.
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Ahh, the traditional ‘Throwing of the Bouquet of Swamp Flora”
Notice the usher havin’ a smoke on the campsite crapper.
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Her vows:
I promise to clean yer fish.
You kill it. I’ll grill it
I’ll love, honor and obey you, so you don’t punch me in the face.
I promise to pick vomit out of that beaver on your chin when you get too drunk every night.
His vows:
I promise to be home at least once a week.
I promise to drink light beer while I drive
I promise not to make you mom pull my finger.
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I now pronounce you husband and wife! Y’all go have fun now’ ya hear!
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Anyone seen a cake around here? We left it on the table and it seemed to blend into the surroundings..
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Next on Maury –
DNA tests will prove, one of these men is this boys daddy.
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The MD20/20 toast.
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Wins my vote for coolest mullet ever.
He’s thinkin –
What are you a moron?
Safety Orange after Labor Day? Idiot!!! GAWD!!
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This cake was made to scale –
There’s HUGE DUCKS in Folkston
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Why am I hearing the theme from “Deliverance”?.
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Well Hoooodeee!!!
Im just cookin’ up a pot of possum belly stew. I hit a family of ‘em on the way up here.
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Just ‘Redneck’ Married