more awkward family photos 2
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Reminds me of a deer I hit on thehighway. Bones were sticking out,all mangled. So rare to find themsmiling like this one though.
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Sometimes when you’re happy and you know it, you don’t have to clap your hands.
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Dad thought that backpackfelt lighter.
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Founding member of theFallopian Swim Team.
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Soulmates. But someone in the photo isn’t so sure.
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Looks like there’s a crasher at this John Stossel Fan Club Party.
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This poor kid dressed up as an elderly Smokey the Bear.
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The cat is thinking of enteringhim into some more shows.
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This family believes strongly in the right to bear farmer’s tans.
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“A pony isn’t looking so crazy anymore, is it Mom?”
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Don’t judge them just because they are judging you.
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Yeah, graduation was all fun until Dad’s eye got poked out.
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This family eliminated the needfor a background.
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“… I got chills, they’re multiplyin’…”
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Immediately after Father Shepherd asked ifanyone objected to the wedding, the clock struck 13 times. Seeing that it wasonly 2:26 in the afternoon, the townsfolk interpreted it as an omen and realized only a virgin sacrifice would save them from the Doomsday Clock.
The question on everyone’s mind was, “But which virgin will it be?”
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Even though the elderly couple had recently been involved in a horrific steamroller accident, they were determined that the anniversary party would go on as scheduled.
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I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that.
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…And they never spoke of it again.
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Clearly a win-win.
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Only the dog appears to know that this is all wrong.
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Even dressed in gray,Duane refuses to blendinto the background.
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Last time we checked, being in a fraternity didn’t qualify as a “talent”.
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Please help us find ourshoulders.
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Not convinced mom and dadneed all that fur to stay warm.
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These two are considered the Brangelina of the monkey world.
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11/16 of the eyes are looking to the right, 5/16 of the eyes are trainedstraight ahead.
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It will be easy to cut himout of the photo after his mysterious and unsolved death.
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It wasn’t until after the happy couple had their wedding photos printed that they discoveredthe ghostly apparition of Great Grammy Gertie manifestedin lilac and complete disapproval.
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“Honey, do you think we can get one of the neighborsto take a family photo ofus? I have the perfect idea!We’ll all crouch 40 feet awayfrom the pool, in the weedsand poison ivy, and we’llhave matching towels!”
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Later on the little girl took Dad’sAvon arrowhead necklace,tied it to a stick, and shot it intothe creek behind them.
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If you put on your red/blueglasses, you can encounterthem in 3D!
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I wonder what bet the guy inthe middle lost to have towear a dress to prom?
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Looks like mom and dad’s love for one another is infectious.
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Oooh, what time is it? It’s time for luuuuv!
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Thank God they aren’t hamster people.
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FINALLY! A photo of girls in prom dresses holding poultry that makes total sense.
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There’s awkward… and thenthere’s whatever this is. Pleasetell us that isn’t Capt. Sully.
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Jazz Hands… cocked and ready!
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Punks in Space.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. But, exert bodily noises and you sit alone.
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I no longer need my anti-depressants.This photo cured me.
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“There’s room for one more, Jenny”.
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Sizzle on, Bacon Brothers, sizzle on!
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Wow, for a second there I thought this was a pictureof the conception.
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“Julie, only Sarah will behaving a birthday.”
“Chin up. You’re a stronggirl. Now set the tablewhile we take a photographof Sarah for her birthdayparty. Please, don’t beseen outside.”
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Tyrell is quietly getting ready to makea run for it. Good luck, dude!
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If only my mobile had that many bars.
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The next family photo shot – water fountains. The low-flow stream type.
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Rare sighting of a migrating flock of Androgynous Wedgies.
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I have an idea, you sit on the floorand I’ll stand with my pelvic regionright behind your head.
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Beware of the Storm Trooper hiding under the yard rubbish!
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What’s more awkward, the kid who is about to bash some skulls with the ominous shadow or the mystery hand holding the football?
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This family wants to knowjust what the hell are youlooking at.
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That chick should really lay off the steroids.
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Dad is a plumber and mom is a hairdresser; otherwise permsand clogged drains would’ve bankrupted the family.
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That’s the same look they gave each other when they got into this predicament.
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Please tell me that’s just a shadow on theguy at the left.
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Merry Christmas from the Grimm Family!
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Nobody forbid this couple to marry, but they took the poison anyway.
(I’m felling a little poisoned myself looking at the soft focus around the edges)
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Dad’s in a Matlock suit, Mom’s in a prom dress, oldest boy needsto learn how to sit, and youngest boy needs to learn how to shake.
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Hey, how’d his eyebrows geton top of her lip?
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You’re never too old to learn.
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When you’ve got Jazz handslike this, you can afford tobe a little cocky.