mitesh karwa birthday ppt
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Real Karwa
Every child’s first words would be
mama or papa or maaa.. But this
child’s first words are ………….
TATA…..
NANO…
After Tatas, Birlas,
Ambanis,
Here Comes
Karwas…
Visionary Karwa
Geeky Karwa
Rangoli
Karwa
Biker Karwa
Poster
bana
diya?
• Clubs that applied to him – FII, Culcom, Vikasana &
Tejas
• He Chose – FII, Vikasana and Tejas
•Multi-linguist : English, Hindi, Nepali, sdfaoosd, &$&^%$@
Logo
bana
bey
jaldi
Logo
cheyi
ra rey
Painting
kab
karega?
T-shirt
design
hogaya
?
His Way of Doing RG 1
Mein toh kaise
bhi Day 2 place
hona wala hoon
Before Summer Placements:
Got Placed on
Day Zero in
Landmark
After Summer Placements:
His Way of Doing RG 2
Finance padado
yaar, kuch nahi
aata, Fail ho jaawunga
Before Exam :
Finance
Subject:
GPA 3.5/4
After Exam :
IN Class 1: Professor to Students: Can
anyone of you, give an
example of most successful
Car??
Sir, TATA NANO
Everyone’s
look in the
class
IN Class 2: Professor to Students: Can
anyone of you, tell why Coke
and Pepsi are Successfull ??
Sir, Because
TATAs didn’t
enter the cola
market
Professor to Students:
Can anyone of
you, %&$$(&(&^#())&
&??
Sir, When I worked in
TATA, &(%*^…..,
JAI NaNO
His Way to check compatibility
with girls Does Projects, Competition case
studies with all beautiful girls
His future Check
list
When will
my chance
come???
No Comments
Section
His Reason for Going
Exchange
There are 3 places in the world where prostitution is
legal
-Thailand (for low budget
people)
- Amsterdam (mid-segment)
- Las Vegas(Premium
segment)
Karwa – The Man who won over
sleep Difference b/w
kumbhkaran & Karwa?
Kumbhkaran can continuously sleep for
six months &
Karwa can stay awake for six months…
Karwa’s mobile does not have a voice recorder?Guess y?
Bcoz his neurons r so strong dat he directly records lectures in his
brain…
A normal human being can use only 7% of
his brains…scientists are still figuring out
about the components about karwa’s brain
whose efficiency is 100% managing 3 clubs
and simultaneously excelling in studies..think
beyond imaginations…
Aamir khan’s
Reaction:AAmir khan says that, run after
knowledge, success will follow you.
But karwa says that, run after supply
chain and success will follow you..
Karwa dhaaga
passion ka maat
thodo chatkay,
Tute to phir nah
jude jude globe
ban jaye…
Rahiman dhaga
prem ka mat todo
chatkaay
tode se fir naa
jude jude gaanth
pad jaay.
Then to salsa
muskil hai …
No, I don’t
think so…
Do you think
nano is the best
car ?
Will you salsa
with me ??!!!
After Elections !!!
Exchange Bid Round1
DareI,
‘Double
Dare’,
you to hoosh
me tonight at
A-base