Miss Pronunciation Teaches You How to Properly use a Condom

But her tiara is too tight, so she

doesn’t get the steps exactly right.

Can you correct her errors? After

each botched slide you can choose

the word she meant to say, poor

thing…

Check the exploration date

What’s the correct word?

a. Exorcism

b. Expiration

c. Explanation

d. Respiration

Check for trolls in condom package by applying light pressure

What’s the correct word?

a. Holes

b. Rolls

c. Bugs

d. Prizes

Push condom to one side and then open package from other

side to prevent scaring the condom. Scare with hands, not

teeth

What are the correct words?

a. Scarring/Scar

b. Using/Use

c. Tearing/Tear

d. Losing/Lose

Make sure the lip of the condom points through the ring so it will

roll down properly.

What’s the correct word?

a. Tip

b. Bottom

c. Middle

d. Side

Make sure the penis is wrecked. If the penis is “uncut,” pull back

the foreskin. If penis is circumcised – or “cut” -- proceed to next step.

What’s the correct word?

a. Soft

b. Bedecked

c. Correct

d. Erect

Place rolled condom on the dead of the penis. The tip of the

condom should point up.

What’s the correct word?

a. Scrotum

b. Side

c. Bottom

d. Head

Pinch the tip of the condom to let hair out and leave a half inch space for collection of semen.

What’s the correct word?

a. Helium

b. Air

c. Dogs

d. Balls

Roll condom down to the face of the penis.

What’s the correct word?

a. Top

b. Back

c. Base

d. Middle

Apply daughter-based lube outside of the condom.

What’s the correct word?

a. Oil

b. Third

c. Water

d. Latex

After ejaculation or cumming, pull out when the penis is still hard, hold the condom at the base to prevent

semen from spitting.

What’s the correct word?

a. Impregnating

b. Chilling

c. Spending

d. Spilling

Tie the condom in a knot (so semen/cum doesn’t spill out)

and throw it okay.

What’s the correct word?

a. Away

b. Astray

c. Aloft

d. At your partner

Miss Pronunciation thanks you: “I had a feeling I got a couple of minor terms wrong, but I won the swimsuit competition! And for my talent I stood on my head and recited the Periodic Table of

Elements.”

The And (I mean: End)