1. The line of thought continues, funny one though Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone. Created By:Neha Thakur

2. FunNFrolic Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain A difference of tastes in jokes is a great strain on the affections. - George Eliot I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck. - George Carlin I am short enough and ugly enough to succeed on my own. - Woody Allen We need an energy bill that encourages consumption. - George Bush If you cant convince them, confuse them. - Harry S. Truman 3. FunNFrolic2 Whenever I see an old lady slipand fall on a wet sidewalk, myfirst instinct is to laugh.But then I think, what if I wasan ant, and she fell on me.Then it wouldnt seem quite sofunny.- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts There was never a genius withouta tincture of madness.- Aristotle I fell asleep reading a dullbook and dreamed I kept onreading, so I awoke from sheerboredom. - Heinrich Heine For an idea that does not atfirst seem insane, there is nohope- Albert Einstein Youve got to be optimist to bea Democrat, and youve got to bea humorist to stay one.- will Rogers - Good Gulf radioshow (24 June 1934) 4. FunNFrolic3Honesty may be the best policy, but its important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. - George CarlinBetter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.- Abraham LincolnA politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. - Oscar LevantI have given up reading books; I find it takes my mind off myself. - Oscar LevantIs there anyone so wise as to learn by the experience of others ? - Voltaire 5. FunNFrolic4 What if everything is anillusion and nothing exists? Inthat case, I definitelyoverpaid for my carpet.- Woody Allen My luck is so bad that if Ibought a cemetery, people wouldstop dying. Rodney Dangerfield A foolish consistency is thehobgoblin of little minds,adored by littlestatesmen and philosophers anddivines. With consistency agreat soul hassimply nothing to do.- Ralph Waldo Emerson Men who cannot deceive othersare very often successful atdeceiving themselves.- Samuel Johnson 6. FunNFrolic5 A stupid mans report of what aclever man says is neveraccurate because heunconsciously translates what hehears into something he canunderstand.- Bertrand Russell A thoughtful kid is one wholeaves enough gas in the tankfor you to get to the fillingstation.- Unknown Every man is a fool for atleast five minutes every day;wisdom consists of not exceedingthe limit.- Elbert Hubbard There are two theories toarguing with women. Neither oneworks. Do not trust all men, but trustmen of worth; the former courseis silly, thelatter a mark of prudence. - Democritus 7. FunNFrolic6 There are three kinds of lies:lies, damned lies, andstatistics.- Mark Twain Happiness is having a large,loving, caring, close-knitfamily in another city.- George Burns I am an excellent housekeeper.Every time I get a divorce, Ikeep the house.- Gabor ARCHITECT is One who drafts aplan of your house, and plans adraft of your money.- Ambrose Bierce I either Get what I want or Ichange my mind.- Anonymous Mistrust the man who findseverything good, the man whofinds everything eviland still more the man who isindifferent to everything.- Johann K. Lavater 8. THE END The entertainment is over, so now you can go back to work . This might be my last act to torture you all, now it shall be over, a sigh of relief. Tener Cuidado, wish you all a beautiful life. Thank you all for patiently being tortured by my deeds & acts. Welcome in Advance .