mike scurfield productions presents... a scottie dog film
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Mike Scurfield productions presents...Mike Scurfield productions presents...
A Scottie dog film...A Scottie dog film...
Hey, look who it is… Scottie dog!!
(Clap)(Clap)(Clap)
But…Oh no, it looks like someone’s after him...
It’s… the evil… Dr. Pineapple!!
Boo!!Hiss!!You suck!!
‘Errrrrrrr’
This doesn’t look good...
Where’s my ball? What’s this, a note?
Scottie dog,
I’m terribly sorry to say that your ball has been taken hostage by the evil Dr Pineapple…
‘All hail pineapple, and his evil army of pineapplean type deals…’
Haa Haa Haa (ha ha ha)
Signed
‘Errrrrrrrrr’ (Dr Pineapple)
Damn him!!
Meanwhile...
…looks like Dr. pineapple is off!
The next day...
For those of you who didn’t believe dogs could read last time...
I wish I had my ball back…Eh? What’s this?
THE DOGSON TIMES THE DOGSON TIMES
EXCLUSIVE !!EXCLUSIVE !!
Strange moving ball type thing, sited near Eiffel tower!!
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Wait a minute...Ah Ha!!!
And so… Scottie dog begins his long adventure...
Scottie dog catches up with Dr. pineapple...But he escapes...
The chase continues...
Errrrrr?
Back on the ground...
I did it!!
Errr… that was a bit strange...
Well no one said it would be realistic!
But at that moment...
All is well for Scottie dog...
It is strange, considering that this is an El Cheapo Mike
Scurfield movie, that I didn’tget my ball back...
What ?!?
…and the chase continues (even more…)
Mornin’
Ay….Watch it!You too, Boyo
Well this is just stupid!
I agrouw!
But finally they end up...
Scottie dog, you’ve wanderedstraight into my trap!!
What?Oh.
And there was more where that came from...
Oh you nige...
Well I’ll just be on my way...Hey, wait a minute… I didn’t know you
could talk…
Actually, contrary to popular belief, I amthe bearer of an extensive
vocabulary...
Errrrrr...
Now army! Attack this Scottish variation of the creature known as a dog!
Actually, we need to talk...
Oh for the love of… excuse me a minute...
When will you pineapplean type dealslearn that you can’t just interrupt
when I’m making threatening speeches!
Well, actually we’vedecided to stop doing
what you say...
What?
That’s right, we’ve discovered your plan to sell us off to a popular drinks companyand let them turn us into delicious Lilt™ !!
What drink was that...
Lilt
It’s Lilt™!! The fabulously delicious alternative to regularsoft drinks. It’s tasty blend of tropical fruits helps make lilt the drink
you just need to keep on drinkin’Lilt™! The totally tropical taste!
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That’s all well and good, but you pineapplean typedeals could never take me on !!!
Oh yeah!?!
Oh….No…..
Oh please… No! Get offme! What’s going on?
We’re taking you to theworst possible place a
fruit could go...
No…No… not there…anywhere but there!!
Yeah! Yipee! Woo Hoo!You Suck!( More so )
And so…
I believe that this belongs to you...Woo hoo!! Finally I get my
ball back!!Hey. Where did you take Dr.
Pineapple anyway?Well, it’s probably best
described as:Fruit Hell!!
FRESH FRUIT AND VEG.
RangzibsApples! Goin’ cheap! 10 applesfor a pound! And we got pineapples! Fresh today!
Oh God! I’ve got to escape this torture!
Help me!Someone buy me!
Please…!
Nice one pineapple!You tell those customers!!
‘Errrrr’
Well, I guess I’ll be off home then!Will all you pineapples be alright
on your own?Hey! We’ll be fine!!
We’re off to theCaribbean!!
So, we leave Scottie dog playing happily with his ball.Everything is back to normal.Well, almost everything...
Hee hee...
THE ENDTHE ENDTHE ENDTHE END
CAST
Scottie Dog.
Dr. Pineapple
The Ball
The ‘Ay watch it’ Dog
Co-Starring
Scottie dogs’ faeces
The penguins
All the pineapples
Wish you were here...
Postcards from the Caribbean
Demented apple like bloke
Market stall guy and extras
With
The Fish
Special guest appearances from
Well this is even worse!
Oh! Shut it!
Water…need water...Ah!! That’s better!
Written and directed by
Mike ScurfieldMike Scurfield
