men vs women
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Men
vs
Women
Bishoy Ramez & Shaimaa Magdy
Why men are more happy than women!?
If 7amdy, Abdel Maguid and Sa3eed go out for a lunch, they will call each other Zalata, Sawaree5, Kebda.
Nicknames
If Fawzeyya, 3adalat and 3ateyyat go out for a lunch, they will call each other Fawzeyya, 3adalat and 3ateyyat.
Nicknames
When the bill arrives, Zalata, Sawaree5 and Kebda will each throw in 100 EGP, even though
it’s only for 232.5 EGP.
Eating Out
Eating Out
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculator.
Money
A man will pay 200 EGP for a 100 EGP item he needs.
Money
A woman will pay 100 EGP for a 200 EGP item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
Bathrooms
A man has 6 items in his bathroom: Toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, soap and a
towel.
Bathrooms
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337.
Future
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
Future
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife.
Success
A successful man is the one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Success
A successful woman is the one who can find such a man.
Marriage
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
Marriage
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
Dressing Up
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read
a book and get the mail.
Dressing Up
A man will dress up for ONLY weddings and funerals.
Natural
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Natural
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
Offspring
Ah, Children. Women knows all about her children.
Offspring
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
Arguments
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Arguments
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
We win. End of Story.
Thank You