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Vol. 4, No. 61 Friday, May 8, 2

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Yeah, but wheres the tee? You may remember reading in the Buzz when the Scotty golf season was just getting underway that theres never a dull moment when Kyle Humberts around. Fast forward to the Northern B Divisional Golf Meet on Monday, May 4th. Kyle once again kept things exciting, to say the least. Coach Riggin calls Coach Truscott on the cell and says, Weve got an emergency on our hands! And Coach Truscott says, What kind of emergency? (Now, if youve ever been out on the golf course, youll see lots of golfers casually waiting to tee off

with their tee in their mouth, much like chewing on a tooth pick.) And Coach Riggin responds to Coach Truscott on the phone, Kyle swallowed his tee! Well, after much discussion and thoughts on what to do even a phone call to Kyles mother the Scotty senior wanted to play on, and it was agreed that he could. An update from Coach Truscott this morning is that the tee has yet to show up (she got a text from Kyle). On that, we wish Kyle the best. That Kyle... he certainly makes us smile!

Books are Fun are back for the last time for this school year. Stop in at the Glasgow City-County Library and order through May 12, 2015. Items may be picked up on May 13th.

Stock up, schools about out

Graveside service for Derek Leckie will be held at 11:00 a.m. on Saturday, May 9th at Highland Cemetery in Glasgow.

Graveside Service for Leckie

141 Min. 94 Min.

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The 2nd Annual St. Raphaels Mothers Day Luncheon & Fashion Show, sponsored by the Fashionette, is on Saturday, May 9th from 11 a.m. 2 p.m. Cost is $15 for adults, $10 for children 12 & under or you can get a table for 8 for $100. Tickets are available at the Fashionette, any PCCW member, the Parish Office, or by calling 228-9800. On the menu is Chicken Salad on a Croissant, Spinach & Strawberry Salad, and German Chocolate Pie. There will also be a Silent Auction Fund-raiser for Pete Cortez. Proceeds from the Luncheon go towards the Therese Ann Wagner Scholarship.

Fashion Show at St. Raphaels

The Mothers Day Brunch scheduled for Saturday, May 9th at Valley View has been postponed due to a health outbreak and will be rescheduled at a later date.

Still no visiting at Valley View

Political Buzz...

BUZZIFIEDS

Lows in the low-to-mid 30s

BUZZMOVING SALE: Little of everything. 9am-6pm this Saturday, May 9. 34 PERTH STREET BUZZMOVING SALE: Saturday May 9th, 9 AM 1280 Hwy 246. Take 2nd Ave south out of Glasgow on the Tampico road, go approx 11 miles on the pavement, when the pavement ends at the y in the road, stay right, do not cross the tracks again, go approx another mile on the gravel, watch for right hand turn across a car pass with the post marked 1280, follow the road on in another mile. Sale will be in a Quonset, will be held rain or shine. Road will be marked. Monarch cook stove, 3 campers, large window Air Conditioner for a big area or business, tables and chairs, lots of vintage items, lots of everything. CALL 785-2321 263-7936 FOR MORE INFOBUZZ

Tonight: Mostly cloudy, with a low around 34. East northeast wind around 11 mph.Saturday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 57. East wind 9 to 13 mph, with gusts as high as 18 mph.Saturday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 34. East wind 7 to 11 mph.Sunday: Sunny, with a high near 59. East wind 6 to 8 mph.Sunday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 35. Southeast wind around 7 mph.Monday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 61. Calm wind becoming south southwest around 6 mph in the afternoon.Monday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 37.Tuesday: Mostly sunny, with a high near 64.Tuesday Night: Partly cloudy, with a low around 38.Wednesday: A slight chance of showers. Mostly sunny, with a high near 64.Wednesday Night: A slight chance of showers. Partly cloudy, with a low around 39.Thursday: Partly sunny, with a high near 67.

Cooler than normal temperatures continue. Normal high for the date is 66 while the normal low is 40.

SPRING BOOK/SURPLUS SALE: The Glasgow City-County Library and The Friends of the Library are having a used book & surplus sale on Saturday, May 16th, 10 AM - 2 PM. Some items for sell are: metal book shelves, office furniture, desks, tables, chairs, used books, and much more YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR HAULING AND PICKING UP ANY FURNITURE OR BOOKS PURCHASED.BUZZBARTENDERS NEEDED: Wed. - Sat. & for events. PICK UP APPLICATION AT JOB SERVICE. DROP OFF AT THE ELKSBUZZFUN & FRIENDLY WORKPLACE! Join the fun at Taco Shack. You must be at least 14 years old, be responsible & have transportation. PICK UP AN APPLICATION AT TACO SHACK OR CALL SHERRI 228-2979.BUZZHELP WANTED: Looking for server/bartender. APPLY AT DURUMBUZZJOB OPENING: Local business has an immediate full time opening for an Accounts Payables and Receivables person including various bookkeeping tasks. Qualifications: proficient in the use of a computer and able to work with software programs such as Microsoft Works, Excel and Photoshop would be helpful. A qualified applicant must be able to maintain confidentiality, be organized and able to work under pressure and take initiative to get work done with minimal supervision. Wages depends on qualifications and experience. Fringe benefits include Individual 401(k), health, eye and dental insurance. PLEASE APPLY AT JOB SERVICE IN GLASGOW, MT. BUZZHAY FOR SALE: (Small Squares) per ton or per bale. 3rd cutting alfalfa $100/ton; 2nd cutting grass/alfalfa $80/ton. 2nd cutting alfalfa $85/ton. CALL 263-1777 BUZZFOR SALE: Brand new 18 cubic ft. Whirlpool refrigerator. Stainless steel, ice maker. $600 CALL 701-571-5155BUZZFOR SALE: 2001 White Chevrolet Suburban. 3 row seating!! 182K miles. Vehicle may be seen at Valley Bank. Sealed bids accepted through Monday, May 22. Sold as is! VALLEY BANK RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ACCEPT OR REFUSE ANY OFFER. 228-4364.BUZZFOR SALE: 14 Coleman Pop-up Camper; Queen & Full size beds. Good Condition. 228-8450 AFTER 5 PMBUZZFOR RENT (& SALE) 3BR HOMES STARTING AT $500 CALL 406-524-3742 BUZZFOR RENT: 3 bedroom, 1 bath townhome, St. Marie. $425 + $175 for utilities except water & sewer. Ready Now! 406-230-1283BUZZNEED HELP ROTOTILLING? No job to big or small 24 Commercial tiller $70/hr and 96 $125/hr. Minimum 1 hr rate. CALL JAKE AT 263-4510 FOR AN APPT

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A German Engineer just started his own business in Afghanistan. Hes making land mines that look like prayer mats. And the business is doing quite well, indeed. He says prophets are going through the roof.

Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks is seeking a campground host for Bearpaw Lake Fishing Access Site, located on the second lake in Beaver Creek Park, south of Havre. This is a volunteer position. The camp host would be responsible, among other things, for checking fee compliance, general cleanup, and answering questions from campers. The volunteer must have their own personal RV or camping trailer. A host pad provides free electricity, water, telephone, sewage, and a picnic table.

The position is available from May 25-June 30, and from August 1-September 7. Currently, July already has a volunteer committed. It is preferred that the host is there for the time period of May-June and August-September, but other arrangements could be made for shorter durations. For more information and details, please contact Kelly Compton at the FWP Havre Area Office at 265-6177 between 10 am and 2 pm daily, or contact BJ Kemp at the FWP Glasgow Office at 228-3705.

Overlooking the scenic Bearpaw Lake near the camp host site.

FWP Seeking Campground Host for Bearpaw Lake

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Coffee & Cookies will be served Lots of hanging & filled pots for Mothers Day Gift Certificates available available

In Loving Memory

Of My Beautiful Mother

Sue Baker

To My Mother Who Is Up In HeavenThis, the second Mothers Day that I This, the second Mothers Day that I havent been able to come home and

see you, hug you and say, I LOVE YOU MOM. I know you are in a better place

there in HEAVEN, and are looking down on me. I know you Love me to Mom, so

I am sending you a great big MOTHERS DAY KISS TO HEAVEN!MOTHERS DAY KISS TO HEAVEN!

Happy Mothers Day MomLOVE YOU,

Your Daughter, Cheryl

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Our Redeemer Lutheran Church in Nashua has recently installed a new sound system in their church and social hall. This project has been years in the making. Not only were the needs of the congregation considered in the planning of this project but also considered were events when the community uses the building. Our Redeemer had many fund raisers to fetch the funds necessary. And then it was difficult to find a company interested in a small church. But thanks to Steve Carlson of North Star Audio Consulting of Bismarck, the state of the art sound system was installed on April 11th. The church that day was a beehive of activity with church members helping to hang speakers, string wires, provide meals, etc. A special thanks to Dan Durell for the use of his power lift, the job couldnt have gotten done without it. In thankfulness to God for providing such a wonderful gift, Our Redeemer Lutheran is planning a celebration service on Sunday, May 10th at 11:15 a.m. The theme for the worship will be, Joyful Hands and Voices Serving the Community. It will be a regular concert as a number of musicians from the faith community share their talents. The new sound system will be dedicated, as well as the blessing of quilts, layettes and health kits. And since this day is Mothers Day, there will be a special recognition of all mothers. In thankfulness to God for providing such a wonderful gift of their new sound system, it will be a service of praise, thanksgiving and dedication. Following the service there will be an appreciation dinner. Meat, buns and beverage will be provided. Please bring a salad to share along with a can of your favorite fruit or vegetable to help stock the Womens Resource Food Pantry.

Celebration at Our Redeemer

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Sunday, May 10Open 12-4pm

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Its the 34th year of giving to local Valley County Non-profit organizations.

The campaign continues until May 9th. The 8 non-profit organizations on the Valley county Combined

Campaign this year are: American Red Cross-HiLine District, Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, Scottie Day Care, Valley Event Center, Valley

Respice, Womens Resource Center, and First Lutheran Pre-school. The Valley County Combined Campaign was formed so that the

community will only be contacted once during the year for donations. The board of directors of the Valley County Combined Campaign

thanks everyone in the community for their generous and continued support of our organization.

Valley County Combined CampaignKicked off on April 25th

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You cant outsmart old geezers An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said:

Dr. Geezers clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.

Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didnt know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to pocket an easy thousand dollars. So he went to Dr. Geezers clinic. This is what transpired: Dr. Young: Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Youngs mouth.Dr. Young: Aaagh !! This is Gasoline!Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! Youve got your taste back. That will be $500. Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.Dr. Young: I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.Dr. Geezer: Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patients mouth.Doctor Young: Oh no you dont, that is Gasoline!Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! Youve got your memory back. That will be $500. Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.Dr. Young: My eyesight has become weak I can hardly see!!!!Dr. Geezer: Well, I dont have any medicine for that so heres your $1000 back.Dr. Young: But this is only $500...Dr. Geezer: Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.Moral of story Just because youre Young doesnt mean that you can outsmart an Old Geezer!

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Pippin is new TREG DirectorThis Just in! Former Valley County Commissioner David Pippin has accepted the position of Director of Two Rivers Economic Growth. Pippin, a lifelong resident of Valley County, believes that the potential for economic growth in Valley County and the surrounding area is very obtainable and is very necessary if we are to continue to maintain our current area communities. As Dave says, We have the renewable resources and the energy to produce many more value added product right here. Dave says he very excited about the appointment and looks forward to the task ahead. He feels that we need to stay connected to our surrounding business markets but feels that the real potential for business development is right here and the current business climate is favorable and are very possible with current interest rates and public support. One of the biggest challenges in todays markets is the development and the retention of an adequate work force that commands an equitable wage. TREG intends to be more accessible to the business community that it supports and can help with the problems encountered in start-up and expanding businesses. We must always try to preserve our quality of life and at the same time remain competitive in todays market place, Dave said.

Friday Funnies by Sugar

This guy who is drunk as a skunk walks into the cop shop at 3 in the morning and tells the officer on duty, Id like to have a word with that S.O.B. you arrested who broke into our house last week. Sensing trouble, the officer informs him that this is against police policy and would not be possible. You dont understand, says the man. Id just like to find out how he managed to get into the house without waking up my wife.

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Irelands football victory. Mick, the bartender, says Youll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy. Paddy replies OK Mick, Ill be on me way then. Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He falls flat on his face. Shoite he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off. He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face. Shoite, Shoite! He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air hell be fine. He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame. He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto the sidewalk. He falls flat on his face. BiYasus... Im tanked, he says. He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door and shimmies up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside. He takes a look up the stairs and says No way! He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says If i can just make it to me bed. He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face. He says Aw, forget it! and sleeps on the floor. The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, Get up Paddy. Did you have a bit to drink last night? Paddy says, I did,Jess. I was tanked.. But howd yee know? Mick called. You left y wheelchair at the pub. Again.

My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients. I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.

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Wednesday, May 13thCottonwood Inn

11:30 to 2:00 p.m.$15/head (Roast Beef Dinner)r)