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Websites: Church: www.stmarythevirginbuckland.net; Village: www.bucklandsurrey.net Printed by Vincent Press Ltd. 01306 880177 [email protected] BUCKLAND READING ROOM ACTIVITIES 01372 802602 842302 842302 248909 07701 347351 842082 842082 842082 843297 844267 Monday 1 - 4pm Art Group David Burrells 4.15 - 5.15pm Rainbows Jane Stewart 5.30 - 7pm Brownies Jane Stewart 1st/3rd Mons 10am - 12 noon U3A Singing Meike Laurenson Tuesday 10am - 12 noon Tiny Tots Toddlers Debbie Jones 2 - 5.15pm Tues. Bridge Club Richard Wheen Wednesday 10am - 12.30pm Bridge Class Richard Wheen Thursday 2 - 5.45pm Thur. Bridge Club Richard Wheen 7 - 8.30pm Yoga Tilly Mitchell 2nd Saturday 1.30 - 5.30pm Sugar Guild Karen Hoad OTHER VILLAGE CONTACTS David Sayce Mandy Creasey Iain Laurenson Ian Caldwell Pam Patch Derek Holgate Jane Siegle Vanessa Sadler Ianthe Cox Sheena Boyce Emma Gallagher Margaret Miller Catriona Martin Jane Stewart Sarah Munroe 07714 273783 Jane Douglass Dr Jim Docking Ken Caldwell John Maud Liz Vahey Julian Steed Sheila Dyer Rhona Hill Bell Ringers (practice Friday evenings) Betchworth & Buckland Children’s Nursery Betchworth & Buckland Society (secretary) Betchworth Decorative & Fine Arts Society Betchworth Operatic & Dramatic Society British Legion Brockham Green Horticultural Society Brockham Surgery/Chemist Buckland & Betchworth Choral Soc. (secretary) Buckland Parochial Charity (clerk) Buckland Parish Council (clerk) Buckland Village Shop Children’s Society Family Activities for Betchworth & Buckland Girl Guides contact Junior Church Children’s representative North Downs Primary School One World Group Reading Room - Chairman - Treasurer - Secretary Reigate Pilgrims Cricket Club St. Catherine’s Hospice Surrey Police - non-urgent Women’s Institute 242776 843610 248909 01306 882178 844138 842654 844496 843259/842175 844059 843105 448023 845999 842098 07710 498591 842302 843211 843260 843893 843530 221444 842220 842046 101 843044 To book the Reading Room, email [email protected] or phone Stella Cantor on 843335 May 2017

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36 May 2017

Websites: Church: www.stmarythevirginbuckland.net; Village: www.bucklandsurrey.net

Printed by Vincent Press Ltd. 01306 880177 [email protected]

BUCKLAND READING ROOM ACTIVITIES

01372 802602

842302 842302

248909

07701 347351

842082 842082

842082

843297

844267

Monday 1 - 4pm Art Group David Burrells

4.15 - 5.15pm Rainbows Jane Stewart 5.30 - 7pm Brownies Jane Stewart

1st/3rd Mons 10am - 12 noon U3A Singing Meike Laurenson

Tuesday 10am - 12 noon Tiny Tots Toddlers Debbie Jones

2 - 5.15pm Tues. Bridge Club Richard Wheen Wednesday 10am - 12.30pm Bridge Class Richard Wheen

Thursday 2 - 5.45pm Thur. Bridge Club Richard Wheen

7 - 8.30pm Yoga Tilly Mitchell

2nd Saturday 1.30 - 5.30pm Sugar Guild Karen Hoad

OTHER VILLAGE CONTACTS

David Sayce

Mandy Creasey Iain Laurenson

Ian Caldwell

Pam Patch

Derek Holgate Jane Siegle

Vanessa Sadler

Ianthe Cox Sheena Boyce

Emma Gallagher

Margaret Miller

Catriona Martin Jane Stewart

Sarah Munroe 07714 273783

Jane Douglass

Dr Jim Docking Ken Caldwell

John Maud

Liz Vahey

Julian Steed Sheila Dyer

Rhona Hill

Bell Ringers (practice Friday evenings)

Betchworth & Buckland Children’s Nursery Betchworth & Buckland Society (secretary)

Betchworth Decorative & Fine Arts Society

Betchworth Operatic & Dramatic Society

British Legion Brockham Green Horticultural Society

Brockham Surgery/Chemist

Buckland & Betchworth Choral Soc. (secretary)

Buckland Parochial Charity (clerk) Buckland Parish Council (clerk)

Buckland Village Shop

Children’s Society

Family Activities for Betchworth & Buckland Girl Guides contact

Junior Church Children’s representative

North Downs Primary School

One World Group Reading Room - Chairman

- Treasurer

- Secretary

Reigate Pilgrims Cricket Club St. Catherine’s Hospice

Surrey Police - non-urgent

Women’s Institute

242776

843610 248909

01306 882178

844138

842654 844496

843259/842175

844059

843105 448023

845999

842098

07710 498591 842302

843211

843260 843893

843530

221444

842220 842046

101

843044

To book the Reading Room, email [email protected]

or phone Stella Cantor on 843335

1 May 2017

May 2017

2 May 2017

SAINT MARY THE VIRGIN, BUCKLAND

Rector The Revd. Canon Carol Coslett, The Rectory, Old Reigate Road,

Betchworth RH3 7DE (842102). E-mail: [email protected]

Priest in

Retirement

The Revd. Canon David Eaton, Two Way House, Wheelers Lane,

Brockham RH3 7LA (843915). Email: [email protected]

Reader His Honour Peter Slot, The Red House, Old Reigate Road,

Betchworth RH3 7DR (842010). Email: [email protected]

Church-

wardens

David Sayce, 48 Park Lane East, Reigate RH2 8HR (242776)

(+ Bell Captain). Email: [email protected] Mrs Elizabeth Vahey, 126 Sandcross Lane, Reigate RH2 8HG

(221444) (+ electoral register). Email: [email protected]

Parish

Admin.

Mrs Melanie Marsh. Parish Office in Reading Room (845935).

Email: [email protected]

Hon.

Treasurer

Barbara Thomas, Little Perrow, Old Road, Buckland RH3 7DY

(841058). Email: [email protected]

Hon.

Secretary

Mrs Rosey Davy. Email: [email protected]

Organist Melvin Hughes, Ashcroft, 10 Ridgegate Close, Reigate RH2 0HT

(241355). Email: [email protected]

Safeguarding

Officer

Sally Sayce, 48 Park Lane East, Reigate RH2 8HR (242776).

Email: [email protected]

Magazine

- Editor

Richard Wheen, The Grange, Rectory Lane, Buckland RH3 7BH

(842082). Email: [email protected]

- Finance Bernard Hawkins, 57 Middle Street, Brockham RH3 7JT (843153).

Email: [email protected]

- Advertising Karen Munroe, Broome Perrow, Old Road, Buckland RH3 7DY

(845298). Email: [email protected]

Church

Rotas

Brasses: Sue Haynes (842613). Flowers: Jean Cooke (245161).

Other: Philip Haynes (842613)

Churchyard

Rose Beds

Carol Leeds, Flat 1, 4 Hardwicke Road, Reigate RH2 9AG (247399).

Email: [email protected]

Friends of St

Mary’s

Roger Daniell, Chairman. Richard Wheen, secretary; details as

above

35 May 2017

Articles for the June 2017 issue must be with the editor by Sunday 14th May please.

Please send editable versions of articles: we cannot accept PDFs, JPGs etc. If possible, please send graphics in black and white or grayscale.

The editor reserves the right to shorten or omit articles submitted for

publication or, where appropriate, to publish them the following month.

No acknowledgement of items for the magazine will be sent (unless submitted by e-mail).

Editorial Views expressed in this magazine are those of the contributor and are not

necessarily shared by the editor or other church staff.

Contact details This magazine is published by St. Mary’s Church and contains

personal data such as names and contact details which may be of use to readers of the

magazine. In agreeing to the publication of their personal data in the magazine, such persons also consent to this information being posted on the Church’s website,

www.stmarythevirginbuckland.net. Please let the editor know if any of the

information on the inside front cover or the back of the magazine is wrong or needs

to be updated, or if you do not want any of your contact details to be given in the magazine. Also, if there are any other village contacts who would like to appear on

the back page or elsewhere in the magazine, please send details to the editor.

14 May

HISTORICAL NOTES Buckland (then Bochelant) was mentioned in the Domesday Book as a village of 35 households, a church and a watermill. These days it is a picturesque village covering

1362 acres, with a total population of around 580 in 240 households. It straddles the

A25 and the Guildford to Redhill Railway. The parish registers date back to 1560,

and the first recorded vicar to 1308. The present church is thought to have been built in 1380, and was extensively refurbished in 1860. The church has six bells, still

regularly rung, and an unusual wooden spire. Some of the windows date from the

14th and 15th centuries. The window nearest the font suffered heavy damage from an

enemy bomb in 1941. The glass was then removed and lost, until the 600 separate pieces were rediscovered in the Rectory cellar 52 years later, wrapped in newspaper.

The window was restored in 1994, though part of it now forms the light-box at the

West end of the church.

Buckland is in the Diocese of Southwark (Bishop: The Rt. Revd. Christopher

Chessun) and the Area of Croydon (Area Bishop: The Rt. Revd. Jonathan Clark).

May 2017 Issue No. 1094

34 May 2017

Date Flowers Reader/Lesson Sidesman/Procession

Sunday

7th May

Barbara

Westwell

Pat Evans

Acts 2: 42-end

9.30 Pat Evans

Keith Billington, Simon Thomas & Carol Leeds

Sunday

14th May

Caroline Gale

Acts 7: 35-end

9.30 Caroline Gale

Rosey Davy, Trevor Cooke & Pat Evans

Sunday

21st May

Sue

Haynes

1 Peter 3; 13-end 8 David/Sally Sayce

Thursday

25th May Ascension

Acts

1: 1-11

8 pm Carol Leeds/Liz Vahey

Sunday

28th May

Liz Vahey

1 Peter 4: 12-14, 5: 6-11

9.30 Philip Haynes

Sue Haynes, Liz Vahey & David Sayce

Sunday

4th June Pentecost

Gaynor

Day

Pat Evans

Acts 2: 1-21

9.30 Pat Evans

Keith Billington, Trevor & Jean Cooke

Speaking to a group of children at a morning service, the vicar asked them if they

ever prayed. One boy said, “I used to pray and I once asked God for a new bicycle but then I remembered you telling us once that God doesn’t work that way, so I stole

one and asked for His forgiveness.”

In case you were wondering, some of the content of this magazine, including most of

the jokes and stories, comes from monthly publications by

two organisations, Parish Pump

and the Association for Church

Editors. Many thanks to both of those organisations for some excellent material for the magazine each

month.

3 May 2017

May 2017 Dear Everyone,

Earlier in the year I received a letter from our Archbishops, Justin

Welby and John Sentamu. They wrote to invite all churches to be

part of a “wave of prayer” from Ascension Day (25th May) to

Pentecost/ Whitsun (4th June). It is part of a global movement called “Thy Kingdom Come”, which invites Christians around the world to

pray and for more people to come to know Jesus Christ. It started out

as an invitation from the Archbishops of Canterbury and York in

2016 to the Church of England and has grown into an international and ecumenical call to prayer.

The hope is that:

people will commit to pray with God’s world-wide family - as a church, individually or as a family;

churches will hold prayer events, such as 24-7 prayer, prayer stations and

prayer walks, across the UK and in other parts of the world;

people will be empowered through prayer by the Holy Spirit, finding new

confidence to be witnesses for Jesus Christ.

"You will receive power when the Holy Spirit has come upon you; and you will be

my witnesses …to the ends of the earth. When he had said this…he was lifted up,

and a cloud took him out of their sight…Then they returned to Jerusalem … and

were constantly devoting themselves to prayer… When the day of Pentecost had

come they were all together in one place... All of them were filled with the Holy

Spirit... and that day about three thousand persons were added." (Acts 1,2)

Archbishop Justin Welby said in his letter, “In praying 'Thy Kingdom Come' we all

commit to playing our part in the renewal of the nations and the transformation of

communities."

In 2016 the response to this invitation was astonishing as hundreds of thousands

joined in from churches of many denominations and different traditions around the

4 May 2017

UK and across the world. For 2017 the vision is even greater. The hope is to see at

least 80 per cent of Church of England churches and cathedrals taking part as well as many other denominations and the churches of the world-wide Anglican

Communion. Leaders from Churches Together in England, including Roman

Catholic, Pentecostal, Baptist and Methodist churches, Free churches and Orthodox

churches, to name but a few, have all signalled their support.

In our own church we are joining in, and throughout the Reigate Deanery there are

different styles of prayer opportunities that anyone is invited to join in. Some are

listed later in this magazine and on a special flyer produced for the Deanery. Resources and prayer card for personal reflection are also available in our churches,

provided by our diocese.

Betchworth and Buckland are hosting four specific events:

Ascension Day Service 25th May, 8pm in St Mary’s

Sunday 28th May, 5pm Contemplative prayer in St Michael’s

Tuesday 30th May, 5pm Evening Prayer St Mary’s

Wednesday 31st May, 4pm Contemplative Prayer in St Michael’s.

The nine days’ prayer will conclude with a special Diocesan Pentecost service in

Southwark Cathedral at 6pm on 4th June. All are invited and I commend this

opportunity to you as you join in prayer for the world.

Almighty God, your ascended Son has sent us into the world to preach the good news of your kingdom: inspire us with your

Spirit and fill our heart with the fire of your love, that all who

hear your word may be drawn to you through Jesus Christ our

Lord. Amen.

Every Blessing

Carol

CHRISTIAN AID WEEK 14TH – 20TH MAY

If anyone would like to volunteer to help deliver and collect Christian Aid envelopes,

just for a few houses around the village, please contact Liz Vahey on 221444.

Your valuable help would be much appreciated.

See also the articles about Christian Aid on pages 7 and 24.

33 May 2017

SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS ON EARLIER PAGES

This month’s medium SUDOKU Last month’s harder SUDOKU

BRIDGE

South leads a ♠ to North’s ♠A and North cashes his two ♦

tricks, South discarding Spades. On the first ♦ West does best

to discard a ♣. On the second ♦, East’s best discard is also a ♣, otherwise South can ruff a ♠ to promote North’s ♠Q. West

is now in some difficulty. A ♣ discard enables N/S to make

two ♣ tricks, so West probably throws a ♠. North now leads

♠Q, which East must cover. This pins West’s ♠J and North’s ♣A is the entry for the good ♠5.

CROSSWORD

ACROSS: 1, Baby. 3, Stimulus. 8, Liar. 9, Forsaken.

11, Episcopacy. 14, Eagles. 15, Clergy. 17, Strengthen.

20, Holiness. 21, Obed. 22, Bethesda. 23, Stay.

DOWN: 1, Believer. 2, Beatings. 4, Troops. 5, Musicology.

6, Like. 7, Sent. 10, Acceptance. 12, Prohibit. 13, Dying day.

16, Sensed. 18, Ahab. 19, Blot.

X

W

C R O S S

R

D

6 8 7 1 3 5 2 9 4

3 2 5 4 8 9 6 7 1

1 4 9 2 7 6 8 3 5

8 9 6 3 5 2 1 4 7

5 3 2 7 4 1 9 8 6

7 1 4 9 6 8 3 5 2

2 5 8 6 9 7 4 1 3

4 7 1 8 2 3 5 6 9

9 6 3 5 1 4 7 2 8

7 2 5 3 1 8 9 6 4

1 8 6 9 4 5 3 2 7

3 9 4 6 7 2 5 1 8

4 6 9 1 8 7 2 3 5

5 1 7 2 9 3 8 4 6

2 3 8 5 6 4 1 7 9

8 5 1 7 3 6 4 9 2

6 4 3 8 2 9 7 5 1

9 7 2 4 5 1 6 8 3

32 May 2017

PRAYER OF THE MONTH

Oh Lord, grant that we may

not despise our rulers; and grant, oh Lord, that they may

not act so we can’t help it. -

Lyman Beecher

(18th century American preacher)

POEM OF THE MONTH The Lord is my programmer, I shall not

crash.

He installed His software on the hard disk

of my heart; All of His commands are user-friendly.

His directory guides me to the right

choices for His name’s sake

Even though I scroll through the problems of life, I will fear no bugs,

For He is my backup.

His password protects me.

He prepares a menu before me

in the presence of my enemies. His help is only a keystroke away.

THOUGHTS OF THE MONTH

Never answer a letter while

you’re angry. Chinese proverb

A lot of kneeling will leave you in good standing.

GRACE OF THE MONTH

May God be praised, who taught us all

That we should love our neighbours; And offer proof beyond fine words

Resulting from our labours.

So now we give our thanks to him,

For one man’s good example; And ask his blessing on the meal

We’re just about to sample. Amen

Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after a discussion on the devil.

One said to the other, “What do you think about all this Satan stuff?” The other boy replied, “Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out - it’s probably just your dad.”

“Why is the bride wearing white?” a child asked her mother at a wedding. She

replied, “Because this is her happiest day and white is the colour of happiness.” After a thoughtful pause the child asked, “Then why is the bridegroom wearing

black?”

There’s a possibility that popping bubble wrap could be much better than paying a

fortune for therapy you may not need.

5 May 2017

Date St Mary’s,

Buckland

St Michael’s,

Betchworth

7th May

Easter 4

9.30 Parish Communion 10.45

11

Sunday Club *

Parish Communion

14th May

Easter 5

9.30 Iona Parish Communion 8

11

HC (BCP)

Matins

21st May

Easter 6

8 HC (BCP) 10.30

5pm

All-age Christian Aid

Service Choral Evensong

25th May

ASCEN-SION DAY

8pm Holy Communion

28th May

Easter 7

9.30 Parish Communion 8

11

HC (BCP)

Parish Communion

4th June

PENTECOST

9.30 Parish Communion 10.45

11

Sunday Club

Parish Communion

* In the Hamilton Room

WITH ELECTIONS ON THE HORIZON...

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if your

disgrace yourself you can always write a book. Ronald Reagan

He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a

political career. - George Bernard Shaw

Vote for the man who promises least. He’ll be the least disappointing. - Bernard

Baruch.

6 May 2017

May Diary

Page

Mon 1st St Philip 18

Thur 4th 7.45pm W.I Meeting in St Michael’s Church 29

Sat 6th 9.45am to 4pm Come and sing with BBCS 26

Sat

13th

10am-12noon B&B Children’s nursery open morning 16

10am-12noon Brockham Hort. Society plant sale 27

7pm Jazz Café 27

7.30pm Songs of Sea and Soul 24

Sun 14th –Sat 20th Christian Aid Week 4, 7, 24

Mon 22nd 8pm B&B Society evening 23

Wed 24th 2-4pm Hamilton Room drop-in 12

Three elderly ministers, all hard of hearing, were playing golf one sunny spring

morning. The Methodist minister observed, ‘Windy, isn’t it?’ ‘No’, the Baptist pastor said, ‘It’s Thursday.’ The Anglican vicar agreed: ‘So am I! Let’s go and get a

pint.’

CASHING IN YOUR OLD £1 COINS

Dig into the pockets of your coats, rummage down the backs of your chairs and

couch, empty your piggy bank, look in your car [and your piano – Ed], do whatever it takes, but FIND all those old £1 coins that may lurk around your house – before it

is too late.

For this autumn, the little round £1 we have known since 1983 will become worthless. The Treasury has just brought out a new 12-sided £1 coin. The change to

the new silver and gold dodecagon is the largest to affect the UK’s currency since

1998, when the old 50p coin was abandoned for a smaller, shinier version.

The face side of the new £1 coin features the Queen, while the tail side features four

emblems: the English rose, the leek for Wales, the Scottish thistle and the shamrock

for Northern Ireland – all emerging from a single stem within a crown.

31 May 2017

SUDOKUS

First a medium one. Solution on page 33

And now a trickier one. Solution next month

Solution

on p. 33

BRIDGE

South to lead in a ♥

contract. How can

N/S make all 6 tricks?

NORTH

♠ A Q 5

♥ -

WEST ♦ 4 3 EAST ♠ J 10 9 ♣ A ♠ K 4 3

♥ - ♥ -

♦ - SOUTH ♦ 2

♣ Q J 9 ♠ 8 7 6 ♣ K 5 ♥ 2

♦ -

♣ 3 2

3 1 8 4

6 4

3 7

6 2 5

5 7 2 9 4

4 1 9

8 3

9 7 2 6

7 8

3 6 1

5 2 6

9

3 9 8 6

9 6 1

1

8 5 1

4 5 9 6

TIME FOR A SMILE

A young girl once confessed to

her priest that she was guilty of

a great sin, because she looked in the mirror and said to herself,

“I am so beautiful.” The priest

said, “My dear, that isn’t a great

sin, it’s only a small mistake.”

Two young people called at a

Quaker guest house while on a

holiday tour. The owner asked them, “Are you Friends?” The

answer was, “No, but we are

married.”

A lady was advertising for a

travelling companion, and

ended with these words:

‘Christian wanted, cheerful if possible.’

30 May 2017

CROSSWORD Solution on page 33

ACROSS 1 Infant (Luke 2:12) (4)

3 Luis must (anag.) (8)

8 What Jesus called the

devil (John 8:44) (4) 9 ‘My God, my God,

why have you —

me?’ (Matthew 27:46)

(8) 11 Anglican form of

church government (10)

14 ‘Those who hope in

the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar

on wings like — ’ (Isaiah

40:31) (6)

15 Ministers of religion (6)

17 Make stronger (1

Thessalonians 3:13) (10)

20 Devoutness (1 Timothy 2:2) (8) 21 The father of Jesse (Ruth 4:22) (4)

22 Pool where Jesus healed a man who

had been an invalid for 38 years (John

5:2) (8) 23 ‘[Jesus] said to them, “ — here and

keep watch”’ (Mark 14:34) (4)

DOWN

1 Follower of Christ (Acts 16:1) (8)

2 One of the punishments endured by

Paul (2 Corinthians 6:5) (8) 4 Soldiers (Exodus 14:9) (6)

5 Scholarly study of melody, harmony

and rhythm (10)

6 ‘I am God, and there is none — me’ (Isaiah 46:9) (4)

7 ‘And how can they preach unless they

are — ?’ (Romans 10:15) (4)

10 Favourable reception (1 Timothy 1:15) (10)

12 Hip orbit (anag.) (8)

13 End of life (Isaiah 22:14) (5,3)

16 ‘About midnight the sailors — they were approaching land’ (Acts 27:27) (6)

18 He married Jezebel (1 Kings 16:30–

31) (4)

19 ‘According to your great compassion — out my transgressions’ (Psalm 51:1)

(4)

7 May 2017

CHRISTIAN AID WEEK: STANDING WITH REFUGEES

Christian Aid Week was remembered last year with the plight of those families who

battle floods in Bangladesh. Donations also supported refugees from North Africa.

Last year volunteers in Buckland collected over

£1,500 for Christian Aid.

As a volunteer collector you can make a difference – this year Christian Aid week runs from 14th-20th May.

Nejebar doesn’t have a safe place to call home. She has had to flee from war torn

Afghanistan where the Taliban threatened to kill her entire family. But now they’ve arrived in Greece, all they have is a tent. They have no other protection against wind

and rain. There’s no school for their five children. They have been here for over 6

months and there’s no end in sight.

Nejebar’s husband Noor describes their initial reaction to arriving in the camp in

Greece, ‘It’s better to die in a refugee camp than to die in a war - to risk your

children’s lives in a plastic dinghy. And to leave everything you know behind. When

the alternative is terror, bombs and bullets, almost anything is better’.

Thanks to you, Christian Aid has been there for refugees like Nejebar since 1945,

providing essential food, shelter and legal assistance for people far from home. This

Christian Aid Week, 14th-20th May, our church is continuing to walk with refugees by making

House to House collections, running a Big

Brekkie and hosting special services in our

churches. For 60 years, tens of thousands of dedicated volunteers have come together for

Christian Aid Week each May to raise vital

money for those most in need. Thanks to you,

we’ve been there for refugees, providing essential food, shelter and legal assistance.

Make a difference: Please support our House to House collections by giving

generously and welcome those who deliver the envelopes and collect. If you would like to help please contact Liz Vahey – Church Warden for St Mary’s on 221444

or Tom Briscombe for St Michaels on 07447 566222 or leave a message at the

Rectory. You CAN save a family and we welcome life savers from all age groups.

http://www.christianaid.org.uk/getinvolved/inyourarea/news/

8 May 2017

LAY CONFERENCE DAY

Saturday 10th June 2017 from 10.00am until 4.00pm

Please see the details below for the Croydon Episcopal Area Lay Conference to be

held at St Bede’s School in Redhill. The theme for the conference is Serve, Enable,

Lead: Resourcing Discipleship & Lay Leadership. The day is particularly focussed on supporting the whole people of God in discipleship and on nurturing and enabling

lay leaders.

Parishes are being encouraged to come as groups and all are invited to attend for

even part of the day.

Booking details are set out below.

29 May 2017

Talented Photographer Dorothy

Greenfield entertained members at our April meeting with a tour around the

beautiful scenery of Wales,

Scotland and the Lake

District.

Ancient castles in Wales

contrasted with amazing

feats of modern engineering along Scottish canals whilst

joyful shots of butterflies and wildlife

added charm to the rugged mountains and

meres of the Lakes. Dorothy, who is a Pebblecombe member, gave an

interesting commentary on the scenes,

both ancient and modern.

Next year will see us searching the

records for historical items to celebrate

the SFWI centenary. Any cards, old

tickets etc. suitable for a collage would be

very useful. If you find a small bunch of

flowers and a note saying it is from us, it is a joint enterprise to raise a smile

organised by the NFWI and

the National Association of

Flower Arranging Societies. Our annual

dinner was a great success

and plans are afoot for a

Mystery Tour.

Resolutions are the subject of our next

meeting, followed by a friendly quiz As

it will be Election Day our normal venue is not available, so we meet at St.

Michael's Church on Thursday 4th May,

at 7.45 pm.

Our annual Teas on the Green at

Betchworth will be on Sunday 11th June

from 2 - 5pm.pm.

PEBBLECOMBE W.I. AT BETCHWORTH

Friendship

Tim and Jessie were married on

29th April. So ends

a friendship that

began in their school days.

Robes

Eight new choir robes are currently

needed, due to the

addition of several

new members, and to the deterioration

of some older ones.

Youth group

Members of our

youth group are

washing cars in the church car park this

Saturday. Please

bring your car

along so they can wash it for you.

Proceeds will be

used to cripple

children.

FROM PEWS-SHEETS

28 May 2017

MUSIC IN DORKING

2nd 9th 16th 23rd 30th at 8.30, Watermill Jazz at Betchworth Park golf

club, 07415 815784

4th at 8.00, Sitkovetsky trio at Denbies, £25, 01483 444334 6th at 12.00, lunchtime recital at St Martin’s, free, 01306 884229

6th at 7.30, Dorking Chamber Orchestra at St Martin’s, £14,

01306 877176

7th at 3.00, Sitkovetsky piano trio at Menuhin Hall, Stoke d’Abernon, £21, 01306 740619

12th at 7.30, Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at Dorking Halls, £15.50-30.50, 01306

881717

20th at 7.30, guitar recital at St Mary’s, Holmwood, £10, 01306 885349 20th at 7.30, Surrey Philharmonic Orchestra at Ashtead Peace Memorial Hall, £14,

01372 275907

DORKING MUSEUM IN MAY

Our exhibition “Time Gentlemen Please! The

story of Dorking pubs” opens on 25th May and shows the growth in the town’s pubs from the

13th century to their peak in the 19th century and

subsequent decline. Pub memorabilia will be

on display and a new book will be available. Families welcome – a children’s pub sign

drawing competition and a chance to try some

old pub games.

Guided Walks and Tours: Group bookings by appointment and regular Open Days

for individuals. Programmes include 90-minute guided walks of former and current

pub sites in Dorking town centre (Open Days 27th, 28th May, in conjunction with the

new exhibition), highlights of historic Dorking or the recently regenerated Deepdene Trail, and 45-minute tours of the famous South Street Caves. See website for details

and booking of group events and Open Days.

Oral Histories: The Museum is looking for volunteers to help with its Oral History programme. If you could help in collecting oral histories, please e-mail

[email protected].

The Museum is at 62 West Street, Dorking RH4 1BS. Open Thursday, Friday, Saturday 10am-4pm. www.dorkingmuseum.org.uk.

Enquiries: 01306 876591 or [email protected].

9 May 2017

THY KINGDOM COME 25TH MAY - 4TH JUNE

Thy Kingdom Come is a major prayer initiative throughout the country from

Ascension Day, Thursday 25th May, until Pentecost on Sunday 4th June. Listed

below are all the times of prayer and related activities taking place in Reigate Deanery during this time. Do join us as we pray that the kingdom Jesus lived for and

died for might become a reality in our midst…

Fri, 26th May 9am-9pm Holy Trinity Redhill, daily until Friday 2nd June , “Come and Pray” including prayer stations on the Lord’s Prayer

Sun, 28th May 5pm St Michael Betchworth, Contemplative Prayer

6.30pm Redhill Baptist Church, Evening Service 6.30pm Redhill Methodist Church, Evening Service

Mon, 29th May 6pm St John Redhill, Evening Prayer

Tues, 30th May 5pm St Mary Buckland, Evening Prayer

Wed, 31st May 10am St Matthew Redhill, Holy Communion, followed

by Prayer Stations round the church until 2pm. 10am-5pm Redhill Methodist Church, Quiet Prayer and Reflection

spaces (and a lunchtime service at 1.10pm). Activities

for younger people included from 2pm – 5pm

11.30am St John Redhill, Holy Communion 4pm St Michael Betchworth, Contemplative Prayer

Thurs, 1st June 12.45pm St Mark Reigate, Holy Communion

8pm Redhill Christian Fellowship, Prayer at the Harlequin

Fri, 2nd June 6pm Christ The King Salfords, church open for prayer,

reflective prayer and compline from 8pm

Sat, 3rd June 4pm–6pm St Nicholas, Charlwood, Prayer Trail around the church

Sun, 4th June 3.30pm Pentecost Praise In the Park, Memorial Park, Redhill, Churches Together

6pm Diocesan Pentecost Service, Southwark Cathedral

For more information go to: www.thykingdomcome.global where you can Pledge2 pray

10 May 2017

EXPLORING ISSUES OF FAITH

Have you been thinking of enquiring about Baptism, Admission to Communion,

Confirmation or would like an opportunity to discuss faith issues? Or perhaps you

never had an opportunity to be baptized or confirmed?

We are offering another opportunity to participate in this group which meets

informally to discuss issues of belief, faith and theology. We follow the Emmaus Course outline which was written by five Church of England authors. It takes its

name from the story in the Gospel of Luke about the two disciples walking from

Jerusalem to their home in Emmaus. The risen Christ walked with them, sharing their

questions and helping them to make sense of their life. Likewise the course is about an accompanied journey, that is, learning with and from each other and from the

Lord.

The course comprises some input, discussion, questions, group sharing and each week you will leave with an information sheet on the topic.

There are normally five sessions, (“Emmaus Lite”) and the dates and times can be set

according to the different commitments of the group. So if you are thinking about baptism, admission to communion or confirmation, or would just like a chance to

share your thoughts, please get in contact and we can arrange a start date for the

course.

There will be 3 main sections to our discussions:

What Christians Believe, to include: God is there and matters; Jesus-historical

background, ministry, death and resurrection, and becoming a Christian

How Christians Grow, to include: Learning to pray/reading the Bible/belonging

to the church and Holy Communion

Living a Christian life, to include: living God’s way, Your money and your life,

sharing the faith

The course has been enjoyed by a wide variety of people in different churches: those

enquiring about Christian faith, people wondering about Baptism and confirmation;

long term churchgoers who are looking for a refresher. There are no expectations put on any members and we aim to provide a relaxed atmosphere.

The next Reigate Deanery and Upper Mole Group Confirmation service will be hosted in St Michael’s Betchworth on 24th September at 6.30 pm. If you are

interested in attending or would like to discuss taking your faith further for yourself

or a family member please contact The Rector Carol ( 842102 or email her

[email protected])

27 May 2017

ROTARY CLUB OF DORKING DEEPDENE: JAZZ CAFE, SATURDAY 13TH MAY, 7PM

Two brilliant local jazz bands will be performing in a Jazz Cafe organised by the

Rotary Club of Dorking Deepdene. The event is at the URC Hall, West Street,

Dorking. Admission £15 per person, including a two-course meal, with proceeds in

aid of the Dorking Community Hospital. Fancy dress optional – anything Jazzy! Bring your own bottle and glasses. To reserve a ticket/table please e-mail

[email protected].

THE BETCHWORTH AND BUCKLAND SOCIETY

For the protection and conservation of the quality of life in Betchworth & Buckland

A date for your diary

Help us celebrate our golden jubilee with a

Summer BBQ on Goulburn Green from 4 pm

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Tickets £10 (non -members £12)

Children 5-12 half price

BROCKHAM GREEN HORTICULTURAL SOCIETY

On Saturday 13th May the Society will be holding their Annual Plant Sale again.

We are very grateful to Rosemary and Hugh Mote, who once again are allowing us to

use their forecourt space at Brockham House, Middle Street, Brockham.

Vegetable seedlings /plants always sell well

and if you are dividing plants any excess will

be greatly appreciated.

Last year we sold out of plants quite early in

the morning.

Please join us at the Plant Sale between 10am and 12 noon as there will be a variety

of plants to purchase.

26 May 2017

COME AND SING

Join us and enjoy singing some really inspirational music,

on Saturday 6th May, from 9:45am to 4.00pm at St Mark’s

Church Hall, Reigate RH2 0DA. Tickets £15 (inc. music hire and refreshments). The Come and Sing day, which is

in preparation for our Summer Term project, features

Rutter’s Feel the Spirit and Will Todd’s Mass in Blue.

Buckland & Betchworth Choral Society is a lively, friendly and ambitious choir of

some sixty members led by dynamic conductor, Helen Smee, ably assisted by

talented accompanist, Anna Tetsuya.

Singers old and new, confident and cautious, experienced or rusty, are equally

welcome to join us as we get inspired and have fun making music together. For more

details visit our website www.bbcsinfo.org or contact us on [email protected]

Also, please make a note in your diary of the BBCS Summer concert on Saturday 1st

July, in the “Voices of London Festival”. More details anon.

BETCHWORTH CELEBRITY ORGAN RECITAL

The International Concert Organist, D’Arcy Trinkwon, will be giving the next Celebrity Organ Recital at Betchworth on Saturday 24th June at 4.00 pm. Tickets

will be on sale from 1st May: £15 (under 14s: £10) - please contact 843498 or

[email protected]. The ticket price includes a programme

and a glass of wine or soft drink. The event is in aid of Church Funds.

D’Arcy has performed more than 900 recitals in concert halls,

cathedral, and churches worldwide, including radio and

television appearances. He is one of the outstanding virtuoso organists of his generation. He is known for his musical

scholarship and for encyclopaedic repertoire, which is one of

the most extensive of any artist before the public. Alongside

his concert career he is Organist of Worth Abbey, the Benedictine monastery in Sussex featured in such television

series as ‘The Big Silence’ and ‘The Monastery’. He is also

Organist to the University of Sussex. (See http://www.darcytrinkwon.com).

D’Arcy’s choice of programme for his concert at Betchworth is intended to provide

a suitably bright and joyful summer afternoon selection, which he will introduce

personally to the audience.

M.H.

11 May 2017

FROM THE REGISTERS

Weddings

Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Antony Green of The Gatehouse, Buckland. Barbara

and Tony celebrated their Diamond Wedding Anniversary on 30th March 2017.

Congratulations to Mr and Mrs Bob Slater of Brockham. Bob and June are

celebrating their Diamond Wedding Anniversary on 6th May 2017.

Funerals and Burials

30th March John Roderick Sykes, formerly of Broome Park Nursing Home,

who died on 13th March aged 76 (Service in Surrey and Sussex Crematorium)

31st March John Stanley Waters, formerly of Middle Street, Brockham, who

died on 15th March aged 98. Service in St Michael’s followed by

burial in the Burial Ground

GOOD FRIDAY WALKABOUT SERVICE

On Good Friday we held a morning All Age Walkabout Service starting and

finishing in the Reading Room.

It was well attended with many families joining in the service which started with

hymns and the Easter story in the Reading Room before moving outside to the

church where we stopped at the lychgate

and three points in the churchyard before going into the church through the vestry

door and completing the service in the

church having blessed the Easter garden.

Throughout the walk in the churchyard and Church each part of the story was

illustrated and brought to light. On return

to the Reading Room there were

refreshments and a number of children’s activities including painting Easter eggs

and making your own mini Easter

garden. My thanks to all who helped and made it possible, and it was a lovely start

to the Easter celebrations. Carol Coslett

12 May 2017

ST MICHAEL’S AFTERNOON DROP-IN TEAS

We are now well into the 2017 round of Drop-In teas with the

following dates: 24th May, 28th June, 26th July, 23rd August,

27th September, 25th October and 22nd November (sixth anniversary).

If you are in Church Street, Betchworth between 2 and 4pm

on the fourth Wednesday of any month, do Drop-In to the Hamilton Room for tea and cakes or biscuits. Recent donations have supported

Renewed Hope Trust, who run the night-shelter and drop-in in

Redhill, and Sebastian’s Action Trust who are putting the

donation to their Summer Christmas event, for children (and families) who may not be well enough to celebrate next

December.

Thank you to all helpers and we look forward to seeing you.

Contact Margaret Miller: 842098 or e-mail: [email protected] for more

information or transport.

THE FRIENDS OF

ST. MARY’S

If you have not yet joined the Friends, and would

like to do so, or would like more information, please see the literature in the church or contact one of the

officers (eg Richard Wheen, Secretary, 842082, [email protected]). The

annual subscription is £15 for one person, £30 for a household.

The object of the Friends is to help maintain the fabric and structure of St. Mary’s, an

important focal point at the centre of Buckland and a listed building with 1,000 years

of history.

25 May 2017

LEITH HILL PLACE Our season started off very well with the fabulous weather over the Mothering

Sunday weekend. It is lovely to be welcoming visitors back to the house again, and

particularly exciting to have the new exhibition of Wedgwood china to look forward

to. This will be on display all season.

Other events in May include an exhibition of art by John

Whittaker, some of whose oil paintings celebrating the natural

world have been used as the artwork for Ralph Vaughan Williams’ CDs. The exhibition is open from 5th May until 18th

June and is free to view, but admission charges to the house for

non members do apply.

For an expert insight into the life and works of Ralph Vaughan Williams, the well-

known journalist Simon Heffer is giving a talk, ‘ RVW - A Life Seen in Music’ on

Saturday 6th May from 5.30pm to 7pm. Tickets are £15. Booking essential:

01372 220644.

Sticking with the musical theme, a cappella folk group, The Morrigan Singers, are

coming to give informal concerts at 2.30-3.15pm and 4-4.45pm, with an evening

concert from 6-8pm on Friday 12th May. Tickets need to be booked in advance for the evening performance, costing £10 per person. The Meadvale Singers are

performing well-loved tunes on Saturday 13th May for half an hour at 2pm and 3pm.

Normal admission charges apply for the day time musical events.

By mid-May the rhododendron season will be in full swing. The Leith Hill rangers

are leading a Rhododendron Wood walk from 2-4pm on Friday 19th May, pointing

out some of the rarer rhododendron species. The walk finishes at Leith Hill Place for

afternoon tea. Tickets are £15; refreshments included. Booking essential: 01372 220644.

On Saturday 20th May, musicians from the Royal College of Music will be

performing from 6.30-8.30pm. Tickets £20; drink included. Booking essential: 01372 220644. Earlier in the day, younger members of the family are welcome to

join in ‘Jingle Ring’ led by Jane Newberry at 2.30pm. This fun family activity mixes

music, movement and play. Free to visitors, admission charges apply.

Finally, on Sunday 21st May we welcome Abinger Unplugged, who will give an

informal concert between 2.30-4pm. Meanwhile, also at 2.30pm, Pat Newberry,

local historian and an excellent speaker, is giving his fascinating talk about Leith Hill

Place and some of the people who have lived here. Normal admission charges apply for these events.

24 May 2017

CHRISTIAN AID WEEK

THE RECTORY BIG BREKKIE IS

BACK…. (By popular demand) -

Christian Aid Week has arrived - 14th -20th May. Huge sums to collect and

huge appetites to satisfy!

Our Betchworth-Brekkie is Monday 22nd May from 8am to 11am. Themed

Brekkies to suit every taste. We are still

seeking volunteers for local collections

which may only be a few doors or a small Close. This Christian Aid week we are also taking love into our communities, to show our local neighbours our love for our

global neighbours who are fighting floods and famine. Contact the Rectory or the

writer if you can attend our Big Brekkie or just turn up and enjoy the most important

meal of the day. Contact Tom Briscombe 07447 566222 or Rectory: 842102.

Songs of Sea and Soul Elgar’s Sea Pictures arr. Fraser

Ain’t Misbehavin’, Blue Moon and other classic popular songs

Songs from Land of Dreams, a musical by Mark Hodgson

Tickets: £12 Students £6 Under 10s free

To pre-order for 6th May at South Nutfield email [email protected] For 13th May at Betchworth phone 01737 843498

or email [email protected]

Tickets also available on the door

7.30pm Sat 6th May AND 7.30pm Sat 13th May Christ Church, Kings Cross Lane , St Michael’s Church, Church Street,

South Nutfield, Redhill RH1 5NJ Betchworth, Surrey RH3 7DN

www.southnutfieldchoralsociety.org.uk Registered Charity No. 1168618

Community in harmony

13 May 2017

BELLRINGING

There will be extra bell-ringing between 11 and 11.45am on Friday 12th May.

BUCKLAND READING ROOM

IS AVAILABLE FOR HIRE

PARTIES, EVENTS, MEETINGS AND CLUBS £30 per session (concessionary rates for regular hirers)

For further details see our website at

www.bucklandsurrey.net/local-amenities/buckland-reading-room

For booking enquiries contact us on

[email protected]

or call Stella Cantor on 843335

LENT & SUMMER LUNCHES

A big thank-you to all our regular and new visitors at this year’s Lent Lunches. It

has been great to meet up and have a good chin-wag on a weekly basis and have the choice of up to three soups from which to choose. Thank you to everyone for your

donations to the Bishop’s Lent Appeal.

E.L. & C.L.

ST. MARY'S CHURCHYARD

Many thanks to the hardy souls who recently helped tidy up the churchyard on two

consecutive Saturdays. Just like the garden at home, it seems a never ending fight

with nature but the up-side is the benefit of exercise in the open air!!

E.L. & C.L.

14 May 2017

BUCKLAND PARISH COUNCIL UPDATE

Second Runway Buckland Parish Council is a member of Gatwick Area

Conservation Campaign (“GACC”) and relies upon GACC for notifications of

aviation developments that might impact Gatwick and/or the skies over the South East and also for advice, much based upon research commissioned by GACC. An

aviation focused page “Flightpaths affecting Buckland” has recently been published

within the Parish Council section of the village website to help keep everyone abreast

of aviation related consultations and possible changes to flights over Buckland. If you have access to the internet please visit the relevant page where periodic updates

will be published together with a copy of any consultation response issued by your

Parish Council. GACC recently issued the following call for action:

You may think that the Gatwick second runway threat has gone away – but not quite

yet! The UK Government is at present consulting on the Draft Airports National

Policy Statement which gives effect to the Heathrow runway decision and question 2

in a Runway Consultation Paper (page 27) asks people if they agree with the decision to choose Heathrow rather than Gatwick.

Four London Boroughs, Hillingdon, Richmond, Wandsworth and Windsor, strongly

supported by the Mayor of London, have each allocated £50,000 to opposing the Heathrow decision, and are asking their residents (nearly 1 million of them) to

respond to the consultation by saying that the runway should be at Gatwick. The

Government will not wish to change its mind but it would be unfortunate if they got

the impression that there was no opposition from around Gatwick.

If you submit a response in support of the Government’s choice of Heathrow, you

may find a GACC note – “16 reasons for opposing a new runway at Gatwick” — will

help you draft your response. GACC advises that an email (sent to [email protected]) of one or two sentences will be as good as a

long essay and suggests you pick one of the points rather than all 16.

OR you can post a written reply to FREEPOST RUNWAY CONSULTATION. A printed copy of the draft Airports National Policy Statement, Consultation Document

and Response Form can be requested by calling 0800 6894968.

An email, setting out the above information together with links to the relevant consultation papers and the GACC notes, was issued via the village email group on

11th April 2017. If you would like to receive future emails please join the village

email group – simply send a short email to [email protected] and

include your name, house name or number and post code.

Sheena Boyce, Clerk to Buckland Parish Council. [email protected]

23 May 2017

BROCKHAM OPEN GARDENS

Saturday 24th June, 12.30 to 5.30pm

There is once again an opportunity to visit

some beautiful gardens in Brockham, thanks to the generous support of the garden

owners. Coffee, tea and cakes will be

served in the Church Hall. BBQ outside the

Church Hall

Please come and join us and help us make it a fifth successful year.

Programmes are available before the day at The Hair Studio on Brockham Green, and

on the day from the Gazebo outside the Church on Brockham Green. £7 per adult.

Under 12’s free. Organised by Christ Church, Brockham.

If you are able to help out for an hour on the day, or make a cake, please contact

Sally Holland on 844347 or [email protected]

Many thanks.

BETCHWORTH AND BUCKLAND SOCIETY

Talk on the Surrey Hills , Wine & Cheese Evening

Incorporating the Annual General Meeting

Monday 22nd May 2017 in the Reading Room at 8.00 pm

Members and guests are invited to join us for a lecture by Rob

Fairbanks, Director of Surrey Hills Area of Outstanding Natural

Beauty (AONB), whose remit is to preserve the character of the wider Surrey Hills area.

Entrance is free but donations to the Society will be appreciated. To reserve a place

call Debbie Jones on 845514 or email [email protected]

When technology goes wrong

The father of a family - who was a big-time techie - got his oldest daughter an iPhone for her birthday. He also got an iPad for his son. Later he bought an iPod for the

youngest daughter. Then, when his wedding anniversary rolled around, he got his

wife an iRon. That’s when the fight began.

22 May 2017

WINE TASTING BY CARPE VINUM

In this year of Brexit, discover and enjoy the delights of the wines of this country

in aid of THE FRIENDS OF ST MARY’S

at 7.30 PM ON FRIDAY 30TH JUNE at Glebe House,

Rectory Lane, Buckland, followed by a light supper.

Entrance: £15 for Friends; £20 for guests; supper £7.

For reservations contact [email protected]

CAKE RECIPE for those who can’t remember last year’s cake recipe

Ingredients:

* 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter

* 1 cup of water

* 1 tsp baking soda

* 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt

Method: Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon

of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try

another cup... Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the

bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in

the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for

tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some

fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and

try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl

through the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Take a taxi to Woolworths and buy cake.

* 1 cup of brown sugar

* Lemon juice * 4 large eggs

* Nuts

* 2 bottles wine

* 2 cups of dried fruit

15 May 2017

NORTH DOWNS PRIMARY SCHOOL

Now we are in the midst of one of the

busiest terms of the school year. With, hopefully, better weather the children will be able to go

outside and enjoy the many sporting opportunities available.

At North Downs we are very focused on encouraging children to get out and about and we

have an ethos that values and rewards sporting skills and interest. Our children don’t necessarily have to excel

at sport but we do expect them to take part. Sport has been high on our

agenda recently and we are celebrating successes in a variety of sports. In Dorking Primary Schools Cross Country

League we had some fabulous performances in all races, which was reflected in the end results, with

awards for individuals as well as teams: our Year 3/4 team came 4th and our Year 5/6 team came 1st. In the Year 5

and 6 District Netball tournaments our Year 6 team came 2nd and our Year 5 team 3rd. Finally, the Dorking Primary

Schools District Tag Rugby Tournament

in which our Year 6 ‘A’ team won and the ‘B’ team came fourth. We are all

delighted that North Downs

has been recognised for the level of participation and commitment to sporting

activities and we have been awarded the Active Gold Award for the second year

running.

Also this term the school choir will be singing in the annual Dorking School

Music Festival at Dorking Halls and Year 6 are involved in bicycle training.

In addition, the whole school will be Maypole Dancing on Brockham village green on the afternoon of Thursday

25th May. This is always a busy term but is one with many activities for all the children, staff and parents to

enjoy, hopefully in the sunshine!

Jane Douglass, Headteacher,

North Downs Primary School,

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Thought his mag was at last complete All done! It looked fine,

He reached for some wine

And somehow pressed alt/ctrl/delete

16 May 2017

BETCHWORTH & BUCKLAND TINY TOTS TODDLER GROUP

Tuesdays 10am – 12 noon

Summer term continuing through to July 25th

All are welcome. We have a different craft activity every

week, a baby corner, ride on area, yummy and healthy snacks, and we finish with story and songs.

Find us at: The Reading Room, Old Road, Buckland, RH3 7DY. Queries? Contact

Debbie Jones 841005 or 07701 347351

THE BETCHWORTH & BUCKLAND

CHILDREN’S NURSERY

THE STREET, BETCHWORTH RH3 7DJ

OPEN MORNING & NEARLY NEW SALE, SATURDAY 13TH MAY, 10AM – 12NOON

Great Bargains

Come and see our lovely Nursery

Have a cup of tea and a piece of cake!

Come and make a clay model with the help of a professional sculptor!

Nursery places available for 2.5 to 5 yr olds!

Contact us for more information 843610

email: [email protected]

Surely what our society needs today is fewer laws, less advice and more good

examples.

When you are going through a hard time and you wonder where God is,

remember the teacher is always quiet during a test.

US General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if there was room for forgiveness toward those who harboured and abetted the terrorists who

perpetrated the 9/11 attacks. The General said “I believe that forgiving them

is God’s function; our job is to arrange the meeting.”

21 May 2017

♠ ♥ BUCKLAND BRIDGE CLUB ♦ ♣

Recent winners are as follows:

23rd Mar: N/S: Robin Hoare & Ruzena Cates

E/W: Roberta & Douglas Rounthwaite

30th Mar: N/S: Michael & Shan Calvert

E/W: Diana & David Watson 6th Apr: N/S: Gloria Whitwell & Richard Wheen

E/W: Hetty Fisher & John Mitchell

13th Apr: N/S: Vanessa Sadler & Jocelyn Morley

E/W: Hetty Fisher & John Mitchell 20th Apr: N/S: Hetty Fisher & Liz Woodhouse

E/W: Richard Pocock & Geoff Woodcock

Congratulations to all concerned. We play duplicate bridge in the Reading Room each Thursday and start at 2.15pm, but please arrive and sit down no later than

2.05pm. For the Club website (with recent results), visit bridgewebs.com/Buckland.

Please do not park in front of the village shop or block access to Dungates Lane or to houses in the area.

For those interested, there is now a bridge club in the Reading Room on Tuesday

afternoons, also at 2.15pm. This is intended for those who want more practice or who feel they are not yet quite up to the standard of the Thursday Club. For further

information 842082.

Richard Wheen

BUCKLAND ONE WORLD GROUP - A DATE FOR YOUR DIARY

On Friday 7th June at 8pm, Christopher Wheen (piano) and Margaret Watson (harp) will be giving a concert in the Reading

Room in aid of the charity Money for Madagascar. More details

will be announced in the June parish magazine.

20 May 2017

MAY GARDEN NOTES

Now that the gardening season is in full swing, here are a few tips to keep your

garden in tip-top condition in May.

Keep newly planted trees and shrubs well-watered, especially bare-rooted or

root-balled plants. They can easily dry out during their first season before the

roots have established.

Check regularly for pests and diseases. On apple and plum trees, pheromone

traps will help to reduce codling moth and fruit moth activity.

Roses are likely to need spraying fortnightly against blackspot and mildew. Vegetables are also vulnerable; fleece or re-

useable enviromesh will help to keep bugs away.

Weeds are now in competition with young plants, taking

nutrients, space and water. At the very least, hoe over beds before they begin to take over.

Start a regular programme of feeding, in particular for plants in pots. Look out

for yellowing leaves – that usually means “I’m hungry”!

Harden off tender plants by leaving them outside during the long daylight

hours, and bringing them in at night if the temperature is due to drop below 10

degrees C. Many bedding plants will tolerate lower temperatures for a while,

but leaves can become scorched. Follow the weather forecast, but usually we are safe from cold nights by mid-May.

Plant up hanging baskets. As well as the usual favourites of fuchsia, lobelia,

geranium, and petunia, try a herb basket full of your own choice of edibles such as thyme, rosemary, mint, and basil. Tumbling tomatoes and

strawberries will also fruit well when trailing.

David Hogg, Buckland Nurseries

INDIAN CHRISTIANS: TARGETS OF HATE CRIMES

At least 15 believers assaulted – including two women beaten by their husbands; two

church meetings and two marriage services disrupted; several church buildings vandalised and looted; a Christian orphanage shut down by police for “child

trafficking”; pastors threated; a peace gathering attacked by a mob. Such was the

litany of frequently violent persecution experienced by Indian Christians at the hands

of Hindus in a single month: February 2017.

The Evangelical Fellowship of India reports that Indian believers are living on the

persecution front line in a country where they are supposed to be protected.

17 May 2017

St DUNSTAN

Dunstan (909 - 988) was the most popular saint in England for nearly two

centuries, being famous for many stories about defeating the devil.

A story tells how as a monk Dunstan

nailed a horseshoe to the Devil's hoof when he was asked to re-shoe the

Devil's horse. This caused such pain, and Dunstan only agreed to remove the shoe and release the Devil after he

promised never to enter a place where a horseshoe is over the door. They say that is why people still hang horse

shoes over doorways.

St Dunstan is the patron saint of blacksmiths and bell ringers as well as

goldsmiths and silversmiths. His Feast Day is 19th May, which is why the date year on the hallmarks on gold and silver

runs from 19th to 18th May, not the calendar year.

NOT JUST ON YOUR FEET…. The answers to these are all something you could wear on your feet, but the

word also means… A sure-footed pack animal A thin sharp knife

A wobbly dessert A poisonous snake Isn’t safe on ice

A gymnastic move Equipment used to move water An Irish accent

Part of a car used for storage A sports coach

What do you call a shoe that looks

like a banana? A slipper.

Who always goes to bed with his

shoes on? A horse.

Children’s Page

Answers: 1 Mule 2 Stiletto 3 Jelly

4 Moccasin 5 Slipper 6 Flip flop 7 Pump 8 Brogue 9 Boot 10 Trainer

Try locating the people in the bible who

responded to a job invitation by saying: I can’t. I’ve just got married.

I’m too young. I’ve got a speech impediment. Nobody will take any notice of me.

I’m not qualified. There’s a lion outside, I’ll be killed. I’m not good enough.

Answers. (A) Luke, Chapter 14, verse

20. (B) Jeremiah 1.6. (C, D, E) Exodus 3.11, 4.1; 4.10. (F) Proverbs 22.13. (G) Isaiah 6. 5 & Luke 5.8.

But the ultimate award for evasion goes to Jonah. He was called to be a

missionary to foreigners whom he detested, so he took off in the opposite direction.

18 May 2017

Philip, the apostle with common sense (1st May)

Is there someone in church whom you respect for their spirituality and

common sense combined – someone you feel easy about approaching to

ask questions? That person’s patron saint should be Philip.

Philip came from Bethsaida, and was a disciple of Jesus from early on. He knew

how to lead others to Jesus – he brought Nathanael (or Bartholomew) to him in a

calm, kindly way. He knew how to do some financial forecasting: at the feeding of

the 5,000 it was he who pointed out that without divine help, even 200 pennyworth of bread wasn’t going to feed that crowd.

He was the one whom the Greeks approached when they wanted to ask Jesus to show

them the Father, but didn’t quite have the nerve to approach Jesus directly. People had confidence in Philip’s spirituality, common sense and kindliness. Such a person

is a gift to any church! In art, the Apostle Philip has been represented either with a

cross, or with loaves of bread.

THE MAGAZINE 50 YEARS AGO

The Rector reports that the finances of the Reading Room need consideration by the

Standing Committee. At the moment the charge for hiring the Reading Room for one session ranges from £1 to £1.50 for an afternoon or evening session, to 3 guineas for

a wedding reception.

The enlargement of the Vestry has been completed. There are now 174 on the Electoral Roll.

From the Diocesan leaflet accompanying the magazine: “After washing out a

thermos flask to store away when not in use, drain until quite dry and then drop inside a small sugar lump. This will prevent it going musty.” “Children’s wellington

boots often get damp inside and are difficult to dry. Try making two bags of old

material and fill them with bran. Place one in each boot and this will dry the inside

thoroughly.”

19 May 2017

ON THE HAZARDS OF BAPTISMS

The Rectory, St. James the Least of All

My dear Nephew Darren

Your new thermostatically controlled, underwater illuminated baptismal tank with

wave simulation, for total immersions, sounds rather intimidating. I am slightly

surprised you don’t have computer-generated doves flying overhead, in order to add that final touch of authenticity. I would imagine that to perform baptisms in your

tank, you need a degree in electrical engineering as much as one in theology.

I do, however, agree with your Vicar’s decision to stop the practice of your performing these rituals in the river Mersey. It is one thing for your newly baptised

to emerge from the waters filled with the Holy Spirit, and quite another to emerge

filled with typhoid. Better to give them a baptismal certificate, rather than a free ride

to the hospital for a stomach pump. The river Jordan may have been all very well for

John the Baptist, but I expect that even he would hesitate at the river Mersey.

Had I baptised dear Miss Pemberton in the Mersey last month – at 93 years, taking

the decision a little late in life (I did not attempt to hold her in one arm) – being a

lady of such proportions, I suspect she would have constituted a shipping hazard.

I appreciate your suggestion that such procedures would look charming on the banks

of our local Cotswold stream, but irrespective of our differing theologies, I would not

want to be seen by parishioners in my bathing costume. Such apparel may be all

very well when I am on holiday somewhere where I am totally unknown, but it

hardly seems fitting for an honorary Canon in his parish.

I do concede that baptisms in medieval fonts can have their own particular problems.

The plug in our own has never fitted properly, and so after filling it, I know I have

precisely 16 minutes and 45 seconds to come to the actual baptism, otherwise the water has disappeared entirely. As I have discovered over the years, it is impossible

to look dignified disappearing into the vestry half way through the Service in order to

fetch a second bucket. For baptisms in winter, the presentation from Admiral

Barnaby of the small silver hammer has been a great help in order to break the ice

that slowly forms across the surface as the service proceeds.

In future, as you and your own candidates luxuriate in this heated baptismal spa, do

spare a thought for those of us who maintain the true faith.

Your loving uncle,

Eustace