malice in wonderland
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Malice in Wonderland: Or, Transformation and ComplianceJustin Arbuckle – VP Transformation, Chief Enterprise Architect, CHEF@dromologue / [email protected]
Alice in Wonderland is a story about a ‘normal’ person in a world where rules are arbitrary.
Sound Familiar?
The Rabbit makes the Rules that Matter
You will never find your cat.
SCALE CIRCLESCONTROL
The Caterpillar Knows about iteration
A Different kind of Cat
The Cheshire Cat’s (or Arbuckle’s 1st) Law
If your capability to comply exceeds your capability to create, you will always create the past.
The compliance of an organisation is direct proportion to the encodedness of its rules.
The are always riddles and never Jam.
The March Hare’s (or Arbuckle’s 2nd) Law
Everyone at the start of the party plays every game
The Queen of Hearts Law (or Arbuckle’s 3rd):
Security / Compliance officers at every standup so backlog and progress is visible.
Were there ever any tarts?
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Justin ArbuckleTweet : @dromologueEmail : [email protected]
'I could tell you my adventures — beginning from this morning,' said Alice a little timidly:
'but it's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.'