LUX THE CLUTZBy Kayleen Concepcion

and Sydney Nauta

ONCE UPON A TIME…

There was a girl named Lux

She was the daughter ofLady Gaga Channing Tatum

She was chosen to be the face ofRio’s Carnival in 2013

SHE WAS VERY LAZY AND SELDOM ATTENDED THE PRACTICES FOR THE PARADE, BUT BECAUSE THEY WANTED HER TO BE THE FACE OF CARNIVAL, THEY ALLOWED HER TO SLACK.

AS A RESULT OF HER LAZINESS, SHE WAS STRUGGLING THE ENTIRE DAY OF CARNIVAL.

Her outfit was flamboyant and very heavy and difficult to walk in.Flamboyant

Adj. Excessively showy; unrestrained.

She was a part of a very pomp parade float that jerked with every turn, making it hard to stay balanced.Pomp

N. A showy or dignified display.

SHE WOKE UP LATE AND TRIED TO “WING IT,” BUT INSTEAD, APPEARED VERY HAPHAZARD AND UNPREPARED.

HaphazardAdj. Marked by lack of plan, order, or

direction.

While on trying to break dance on stage, she tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of a handsome young prince.

AFTER HER FALL, THE AUDIENCE BEGAN TO LAUGH. SHE FELT RIDICULED, BUT AT THE SAME TOKEN, THE AUDIENCE WAS REGALED BY HER SILLY ACTIONS.

RegaleV. To entertain or delight.

The audience was regaled by her silly actions.

The End