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    Limericks from the

    United States of

    merica

    By

    Peter Finlayson

    Limericks from the United States of America

    Copyright 2009 by Peter FinlaysonAll rights reserved.

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    FOREWORD

    The United States, being the vast country that it is, often becomes a problem

    for young students to learn about. This eBook is a Limerick view of the USA.

    The country is divided into five regions, each region consisting of the relevant

    states. There is a limerick for every state, which tells the reader a little about

    that state.

    This will hopefully be a fun way, and make it a bit easier, for students and

    pupils to learn about the USA.

    Enjoy !!

    Limericks from the United States of America

    Copyright 2009 by Peter FinlaysonAll rights reserved.

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    Table of Contents

    United States Regions

    - Limericks from the North-West

    - L imeric ks from the Mid -Wes t

    - L imer ic ks fr om the Sou th -Wes t

    - L imer ic ks fr om the No rth -Eas t

    - L imer ic ks fr om the Sou th -Eas t

    Limericks from the United States of America

    Copyright 2009 by Peter FinlaysonAll rights reserved.

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    United States Regions

    Limericks from the United States of America

    Copyright 2009 by Peter FinlaysonAll rights reserved.

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    Limericks from the North West

    InAlaskaits cold and clear

    A state wi th lots of moose and deer

    A place wi th lots of snow and s leds

    The warmest place is in ones bedall through out the year

    InWyomingthere are great n ames

    The Rocky Mountains and Great Plains

    Its well known for its coal and oil

    Its climate varies, and its soil

    I t even hos ts the Winter Games.

    Th eMontanafarmers are not shy

    They produ ce their barley, oats and rye,

    From here you access Yellowstone Park

    Where Old Faithful Geyser makes its mark

    What a state, Oh My Oh My!

    The beaut iful state ofIdaho

    Is the place where all should goI t can be hu mid and qu i te hot

    Its technologically strong and does a lot

    named after a steamship called Idaho.

    Oregons on the Pacif ic coast

    Its rugged coastlines quite a boast

    From Crater Lake to Haystack Rock

    And busy por ts for ships to dock

    And Miss Oregon is th is s tates host

    In Coloradothe weathers extreme

    Its severe cold and hot is no t a dream

    With ro l l ing val leys and majes t ic mounta ins

    F lowing r ivers and lunging founta ins

    This state would m ake quite a theme.

    Its baseball team is the Yakima Bears

    They grow cherr ies and apples and wheat

    and pears

    In Washingtontheres lots to do

    Including a visit to the zoo

    And a walk up th e White House stairs

    Kansasi s a hum id s t at e

    called the American Heart land of late

    Well known for its cattle and sheep

    And lots of wheat which Kansas reap

    Its rural beauty its common trait

    Found on the US Great Plains

    Is Nebraskawith lots of t ra ins

    Whi le many people farm or ranch

    Others would prefer to square-danceA state a li t t le short of rains .

    In South and North Dakota

    The farmers make their quota

    They farm barley and wh eat

    And turkeys and m eat

    And they border on Minnesota.

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    Limericks from the Mid West

    Its capital city is called Saint Paul

    The MinnesotaVik ings play footbal l

    They eat Potlucks, a casserole

    In winter snow spor ts take cont ro l

    Its raw materials industry is not so small.

    The Indians and the French came f irst

    Iowas lakes give no chance of thirst

    The Miss iss ippi and Missour i r ivers

    And ext reme cold gives one the shiversAnd large tornados are the wo rs t .

    Missour iboasts s ix thousandcaves

    In the 1800s they had many slaves

    St Louis is the pr inc ipal c i ty

    And sm al ler town s which are real ly

    pret ty

    This inland state has got no waves.

    A state known as Americas dairyland

    Wisconsins really not that bland

    I t produces oats and corn and cheese

    And maple syrup i f yo u please

    Its capital Madison carries its brand.

    Chicago is I l l inoiss urban heart

    With 3 mi l l ion people play ing thei r

    par t

    In 1818 slavery was stop ped

    While cotton, corn and wheat are

    cropped

    And sum mers are humid and winters

    are harsh.

    Lower Michigani s dubb ed the mit tenTrouts the state fish or so its written

    Its the 8thpopulous s tate in the USA

    Lansings the capital Ill have to say

    In land area its smaller than Britain!

    The name of Ohio means large CreekThe climates humid , not too bleak

    Columbus is the larges t c i ty

    Its scenic beauty makes it prettyThe glacier plains make it quite unique!

    Indianais called the Hoosier stateIts economy has grown at quite a rate

    Also called the Indian Land

    Steel and corn s upply th e land

    The Indi 500 race is also great!

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    Limericks from the South West

    Californiais the 3rd largeststate

    And grow ing at a s teady rate

    From Lake Tahoe to Salton Sea

    Im sure that you would agree

    Its quite a state, theres no debate!

    Nevadais a desert state

    where gamb ling happen s at a great rate

    From Mt Charleston to the Great Basin

    The ideal place for a stone mason

    To cast his name in a piece of slate

    I f sk i ing is yo ur game

    Then Utahcou ld b r ing you fame

    A place wi th lots and lots of sn ow

    Wil l really keep you on the go

    A state where f irst the Mormo ns came

    New Mexicois quite the place

    It started with th e Indian race

    Cit ies like Roswell and Sante Fe

    Make this state the place to stay

    Its rust ic beauty with lots o f space.

    The Grand Canyon and Colorado r iver

    Is Ar izonas nature giver

    The state is dry and h as monsoon s

    With lots of sand and ro l l ing dun es

    And a natural beauty that wil l make you

    quiver .

    Oklahoma l ies in the Great PlainsIts tornado country with frequent rains

    Oklahoma City is its capital

    I ts state folk dance can cause a th ri l l

    I t prod uces beef and wheat and grains.

    Texasi s known for i ts blondes and oi lI t has the mos t farms and fert i le soil

    This state has very variable w eather

    I ts highways and airports keep Texas togetherA beauty that must not go to spoi l !

    Hawaii is the only stateThat f loats upon a tectonic plate

    And grow s cof fee and has a palace

    And is n ot too far away from Dallas

    Its lovely weather makes this island

    great!

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    Limericks from the North East

    Maple syrup and dai ry br ing i t fame

    The state Vermont i s on top of i ts gameMontpelier is the capital city

    The scenery is really pret ty

    Its spring mud season is quite a shame!The humid c l imate of Connect icutThey love their sport , it keeps them fit

    George Walker Bush w as born and b red here

    A Democrats state for many a year

    Its the Nutmeg State and quite a hit!New York City and Buffalo

    Are the two best cit ies of this state to knowThe Statue of l iberty was a gif t from France

    New York State is its name by chanceAnd winters are long wi th lots of snow!

    Blueberries are Maines claim to fame

    With tour ism and hunt ing giv ing i t qui te a name

    Mainei s home to many a shipyardThe state animal, a moo se is in high regard

    And the u nemployment rate is qui te a shame!

    The Commonweal th of Pennsylvania, or so its calledThis keystone state will keep you enthralledI ts famous for its Philadelphia zoo

    And ar t museums and state parks too

    Milks the state beverage so dont be appalled!

    Rhode Island is called the Ocean StateKnown for c lam cakes which makes th is s tate great

    Its a colonial base for fishing and farming

    Its textile market is declining - . . ..alarmin g!

    Providence is capital, thats no debate.

    The New Jersey turnpike is a busy roadwayIts the birthplace of Sinatra, Ill sayTrenton is the capital city

    The oak trees are many and oh, so pretty

    A busy s tate at the end of the day!

    Also called the Granite state

    Wet and cold winters, theres no debate

    New Hampshires named af ter Hampshi re countyNo state or sales tax, thats quite a bounty

    So visit this s tate, just make a date!

    Marylandand Belguim are the same sizeTo guess the weather, there wont be a prize

    Its humid and cool around the yearA state rich in fauna, and foxes and deer

    Controlled by Democrats, its no surprise!

    The second sm allest state is DelawareThey produce soybeans and chickens there

    Count ies called New Cast le, Sussex and Kent

    Their air service is a non event

    A peaceful state so see you there!

    Massachusettsis a New England state

    Its deciduous forests make it really great

    Home to coyote, raccoon and b ear

    Sai l ing and yacht ing gives one lots of f resh ai r

    And in win ter its ice f ishing and t im e to ice skate!

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    Limericks from the South East

    Floridas capital is TallahasseeFrom Miami Vice to Orlandos Disney

    Fort Lauderdale and Tampa too

    The Everglades is a place to view

    The state is not far from the sea!The Yellowhammer state or so its called

    Alabama parks keep all enthralledMontgomery is the capital city

    Its longleaf pine is really pretty

    And Birmingham city is greatly walled

    Atlanta is the largest city

    Its pines and oaks make Georgia prettyIts known for its movies like Forest Gump

    Its 160 birds make this state no dump

    Nicknamed Peach state is a little witty!

    Pine forest are dominant in Mississippi stateLittering increases at an alarming rate

    Its state symbol is the magnolia tree

    Jackson is the capital city

    Its highest in its obesity rate!

    Driskill Mountains its highest point

    And New Orleans is not a bad jointLouisianas known as New France tooIts National parks provide much to view

    This beautiful state will not disappoint!

    Its eastern border is the Mississippi River

    Arkansass climate should not make youshiver

    The most populous city is Little Rock

    Producing eggs, cotton and rice is no shock

    Born here was Clinton who was quite a giver!

    The Bobwhite quail is the state game bird

    Indians were the first, I heard

    Tis a tropical climate for the year, I wish

    The Largemouth Bass is the states main fish

    Its Tennessee state, you overheard!

    The Mammoth Cave Park is in KentuckyTo visit this state youd be very lucky

    Its Lincoln and Daviss birthplace

    The Kentucky Derby is an exciting race

    And KF chicken is not so yucky!

    Both states are on the Atlantic coast

    North and South Carolina can really boastThe Blue Ridge mountains and its many lakesIts tropical cyclones can give you the shakes

    The state toast is called the Tar Heel toast!

    Called the Old Dominion state

    The Virginia fair is quite a dateThe state fish is the tasty Brook trout

    Its capital Richmonds worth a scout about

    Mainly Christian and protestant of late

    Natural beauty brings West Virginia fameCharleston is the capitals name

    Logging and coal mining keep this state on the map

    A sub-tropical climate with an odd cold snapSkiing, caving and fishing are this states main game!

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    Limericks from the United States of America

    Copyright 2009 by Peter Finlayson

    All rights reserved.

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