Tweet about your pets

Tweet about your kids

Tweet your social life

Don’t brag about how good you are in bed

OH: from girlfriend to bf:"You're cute when you ignore me."

OH: in line:"I praise Jesus for this liquor"

Tweet about your vacations

Tweet for a good cause

Provide traffic updates

Tweet about your cravings

Keep your bathroom escapades to yourself

Tweet about your passions

Bitch about how much your BlackBerry sucks

Nice Set of Floppies! #geekpickupline

Ice cream headache rays #crapsuperpowers

#wegotogetherlike hemorrhoids & mexican food

“Twitpic that shit”@batzukes

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Think before you tweet…

…but remember drunk tweets are fun!

Jessica Petersen@kittygutz

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Holy shit! A talking muffin!