libg,osrIssued Twice Weekly by the Students' Publications Board of The University of British Columbia ,

Volume X.

VANCOUVER, B . C., NOVEMBER 9th, 1927

No. 12.

Tyros Exhibit Histrionics toCrowds at Theatre

TOTEM POLES AREPRESENTED TO

UNIVERSITY

McKechnie Cup Squad Scores

11-0 Win Over Edmonton

Alumni Accorded Uproarious Welcome by StudentsLike a crowd of trelfhtnon clamouring

be ready for a cancelled nineo'clock lecture, hundreds of wives, husbands, mothers, fathers, s l a t e rbrothers, and a tow (hundred) grads and under-grads poured into the audi •torlum long before the curtain rose Friday night. This great audience con •slated of all classes of people, who ranged from the class of Arts '29 righ tdown to Science '80 . The fact that not one insult was hurled f rom thismuse of humanity, and that no one was restless enough to leave his scat ,even for a moment, goes to show that the Theatre Night programme wait agreat emcees .

The orchestra commenced the entertainment at 7 :30 p.m., and twentyminutes later when the curtain rose the audience was all keyed up withenthusiasm, wondering what was to follow this splendid introduction .

The Arte '31 presentation was by no means a disappointment . Thopeppy freshman jazz orchestra almost brought the house down with it s"Dream of Love and You." But when dreams come true,—anyway "RedLips Else My Blues Away," received more applause than did the first number ,and many of the grads seemed quite taken with part of the srappY '31 chorus.The climax, however, came with "Sing Me a Baby Song," and if the orchestr ahadn't stolen a march on the alumni there might have boon some vacant seat sin the green ribbon rows. The act closed "At Sundown" in a prettyscene, with the songsters linked arm in arm .

"Bluebeard and His Wives" as pre-sented by the Seniors was an educa-tional play . From it the grads learn-ed much about the new universit ythey had worked so hard to get, andhow this stronghold is governed .Incidentally the play presented un-flinchingly the probable fate of theclass, Arts '28 . After the introductor ydance was given in the way that al lseniors dance, John Bluebeard stalke dout on the stage with the keys for hismansion . These he entrusts to hismistress Fatima, for he Is off for avacation. Fatima decides to stage aparty during his absence, and o fcourse must venture into the for -bidden private study. There she Ishorrified to find some of the deadgraduates of Arts '28, more ghastl ythan usual . When John returns an ddiscovers the tell-tale blood stains o nthe key, he is about to send her t ojoin the other members of '28, whensuddenly her cousin appears on th escene and rescues her from thishorrible fate .

After this act Leslie Brown officiall ywelcomed the Alumni and read Prosi-dent Klinck's letter . In his reply t o"Kla•How•Yah," Sherwood Let tthanked Leslie Brown and Ross Tol-mid for the hard work they had don ein o: der that the Home-coming pro -gram should be a success . The gradsthen gave a sky-rocket for the under .grads .

The next presentation was by th eMusical notion, under the direction o fC. H. Williams . The "College Over-ture" started out with "sky-rocket "and then coot on with a medley o fpopular Varsity air's, This (wetter( )was pleatsin to all, excepting perhap sthe Science men whose great anthe mwas omitted . After the overture thechorus rendered "Alma nlator," "In-vletus," "Kerry Dance," and "Persia nMarket," and the applause showedhow the efforts of the Musical Societ ywere appreciated .

Sherwood Lett, on behalf of th eAlumni and Faculty, gave a brief butinteresting talk, and pointed out ho wthis U,B.C. Homecoming was direct- they persuade the cafeteria manage-ly interesting approximately 8,000 meet to "feed up" their child for thepeople. He then told how it was being contest? who persuaded Air . Fanda-celebrated in many parts of the world mentalist to wear a barrel? Theseby U,B,C, graduates and their friends . are only it few of the difficulties tha tIn concluding his speech, Mr . Lett had to be overcome by the promoters .paid special tribute, and made a pre• Alt' . Rooters ('lull was the winner, bu tsentation to each of the eight pioneers ', the other beauties were not 'leant .of the faculty of the i.1 .il .C . : Dr. Mom! mows in abiding by the Judge's due lInnes, Professor Logan, Professor slots .Robertson, I)r . Henderson, I)r, I)avld•

After the curtain went down on thi seon, Professor Robinson, Prufessl,l• contest, there was en apical for aJordan and Professor ('hodat, I'ro• Medical Faculty to be established a tlessor Logan, on behalf of these the l' . B. C . The audience havin gWetmore accepted the gifts, and eern- 'I just own what ii saw', gave It smf+faded the spirit et' inl1ntule tuttItti

wholt , heaarted support to the project .standing which prevelis thrtiiglititil

'Thee (11111" Uttt greatest tragedy o ftht ► t + ttiverslty . the age, "The Pub as Seen by Ou e

The next item on the program teas 1\'ho Has Never Soon It . " On Omwhole this play 11' 10 very true to life ,Al Ilr,tl the audience wits inclined t oienl,'utn Ow active ntenihers of thestaff ter their sinful w'nis and fas tdt'gi'n't'ullifg habits . The reason forIhiti %tilltul d0generatlon, however ,was revealed when the audlenco di g •covered that Tod . Morrison w a s1100 guardian angel of the pub .

Then some of the oilier (Hal eof the "I'bysst,y" staff wore presentedand seen the am lietwo began to mar-vel that In the face of all their worrie sthe staff could remain No cheerful ,

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Monday afternoon ended the pro •gramme for I110 mecum' annual dome •tenting, when grails returned to In-spect the new hullQlugs and to reviveagain utemurleH id their own "colleg e11104," b'orgettlug heir superioritythese ex•vurslly students quietly sub •milted to bo "shown around" by oblig •Ing Freshmen,

The nude feature of the afternoonwas the presentation of two tote mNiles to the l.inivorslty by the Alumn iAssoclatlon . These totem poles hadheed brought from the ItdusqueamReserve in Paint Crey ; and weregiven to the Alumni on conditionthat they be erected on the Universitysite, which at one time belonged t othis tribe of Indians, Before introduc-ing the speakers, Mr . Sherwood Lett ,presi(lent of the Alumni Association ,stressed how the association was ableto obtain those relied .

The poles had been located on thereserve through the efforts of twoboy scouts, but it was some time be-fore tlto Ititlittits could he persuadedto part with their precious symbols ,Finally they did consent ; and throug hthe geaeroslty of W . H . Malkin theAlumni were able to renew the color-ing of the totem poles . Mr. Lett alsospoke of the various collections o fIndian relics which are found through -out the w'or'ld . IIe expressed the hopethat the giving of these totem pole sto the Unit'erslty would Induce some -one to add to the collection, so tha tBritish Columbia might some cla ypossess 11111, of the best collections o fthat kind .

%Viler Chief Teem-Lane, in war •paint and native costume, rose tospeak, he presented a striking con -Inlet to the modern furnishing of th eAuditorium . ills speech, includingan interpretation of the symbolism o ftho totem poles, was delivered in theIndian language, but translated int operfect English for the benefit of th eaudience, by Casimir Johnny, an-other member of the Musgtleam tribe .The chief explained that these pole s

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Programme For

Armistice Day

Submitted by joint Committe efrom the Alma Mater Society ,196th Batt, and Universit yBranch of the Canadian Legion ,British Empire Service League .

Dismiss lectures at 10 .•15 a .m .Assemble in Auditorium a t10 .50 a .m .

Chancellor McKechnie, Pres-ident Klinck and two mem-bers each from 196th Battal-ion, Alma Mater Society, an dCanadian Legion, on plat -form .Observe two minutes silence ,11 .00 to 11 .02 a .m .Address by Sherwood Let t(about 15 minutes) .Presentation of memoria lportrait of the late Captai nLe Roy by representative o f196th Batt .At conclusion of address, as-sembly wilt arise while th ewreath bearers (2 men pe rwreath) proceed from th eplatform

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wreaths in all . At themoment that the wreaths arebeing deposited by the si xbearers in the Science Build .leg, the bugler will sound th e"Last Post" In the Auditor •lure followed by "Reveille . "The assembly then dismiss .(The wreath bearers do no treturn to the Auditorium .

Note—Seating accomodationwill be provided at the fron tof the Auditorium for therelatives and friends of al lthose connected with th eUniversity who were killed o rdied in the Great War,

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Visitors Hold Collegians to 3-0 Score in First Half of Bi g

Rugby Game

In a knock•em•down and drag . em-out affair, the Miracle Mon" walked of fthe field Saturday victorious, and Edmonton went down to defeat with th escore 11.0 appearing across the blackboard . This was the first appearanc eof the McKuchnle Cup Team this year and although some plays did not wor kus smoothly as was expected it speaks well for the aggressiveness andtackling ability of the squad when it becomes known that somebody was lai dout about every five minutes and they were not Varsity men. The weatherwas Ideal and a crowd of over 2000 was on hand to witness the struggle .

Play commenced promptly at 2 :30 when Varsity took the kick-off an dworked well Into Edmonton's shin-plaster area . The scrum was playingwell and following up fast but it was not getting the ball back to th ethroes, Edmonton relieved with a long kick, but the U . B, C. aggregationcame right back, and Bill Locke went through, after taking a fast pagefrom Richardson, who wet strutting his stuff in great style . Kelley missedthe convert from a bad angle.

In the next fracas Farrington nearly dribbled over but lost the ball in asmudge of forwards . Following the drop-out, Locke broke up a no run byDrayton and Sachise of the dark blues, and ran the oval well back intoenemy territory. On a mixed play McLennan placed the pill well out with afine kick to touch . Varsity, who were now working in, rushed the pigski n

right back but Kinney relieved forAlberta .

It was about this time that Sparks ,playing a fast game with his usualmobility, took a boot amidships andwent under for a rest . In the nextplay Varsity looked sure for a try ,the threes were playing their positionwell but the scrum was not gettin gthe leather out . Gustafson took afast pass from the loose and failed togo through centre field . In the nex tscene Ken Noble tried a combina-tion back and caster-oil glide throug htwo serums and was knocked for arow of Russian soup-tureens for hi strouble . Varsity were right on theline but half-time went with the scorestill 3-0.

In the next chapter Phil Barret twent through for a disqualified try .Bud Murray then tried a drop-kickfor a penalty but missed due to anobstruction in the form of Roe's face ,who was knocked cold for his effort .Kelly missed the next attempt, an dplay continued with Varsity messingup the three line of their opponentsand pushed the Blue Shirts into thei rown twenty-five . Kelly missed an-other place from an easy angle .

In a brilliant three-quarter run th eBlue and Gold looked good for a tr ybut the wing fumbled and Bud Murra yplaced a nuzzling back-kick over theheads of the Edmonton boys, wh owere parking fast . Sparks followe d;fort with half a dozen fore ants at hi sheels drihhlt'd near le the line .Kinney, hue ever, sunk it hoot into W epig sl in slid put (he pill into touch ,The Edmonton fetw' ;trtts vote showin gsome real aggressiveness and workinghar,l . The Varsity line could not b epenetrated end Eaton nearly wen tover for another counter .

Eaton again featured in a fast sprintwhen Bill Locke and Jack Richard -son took the leather across thefield in great style, However. Kinneybrought the wing-man down in aheavy tackle . Howard got his retur nwhen he floored Souness . Varsityagain fumbled what looked like a sateegg . In the next five minutes Varsit yscored twice. "Rod" Barrett wentthrough centre like a flash .

Noble, the boisterous lad got hi sown back when he went through thepack for the next addition. Thewhistle blow as Kelly put the ova lbetween the uprights .

The Varsity pack were working wel lin the melee, getting down on th eleather fast, and rushing the opposi .Lion all the time . In the (creme, how -ever, the hooks were not nabbing th ehall and consequently the threes coul dnot cash In on their famous aeria lattack . The visitors were working a„3 .2 scrum against Varsity's famous3 1 . "Gunboat" Sparks was using hi sfeet to advantage and was a stead ymenace to the opposition . AlthoughNoble went. to sloop In it butterin git s s a ti i t In the first half, heplayed his usually knock-em down andleave ant ley style, "Kid" Wilson ,pia) leg his first. Kalif'' on the premie rteam, shouldered his bulk throug hmalls a scrum and showed the tansthat he knows how to use hi shoot to advantage . Bud Murray re -veined the faculty of placing a kick a tany angle or elevation required an dcan du it in a hurry . Jack Richardso n

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The science '29 (famrtette h u I hamused tool amazed the audience ,Many have yet to bo convinced tha tthese rod shirts use tooth brushes an d"sweet Ivory Heap ." We thought I tWas soft warp .

Then came the Beauty ('cutest . Th e"Muck " staff deserve groat credi tfor their eplendid display of beauties .How 11111 they ever Lind a beauty In

'I'h, . Annual I(oine.('rluing servic ewas held Sunday evening in St . Merit sChurch, Rev. A. It . :sovereign officia-ting iit'Itn ('oli'man rend the lesson .I'he e(llereg ;alion was t'rnwdell wit h(sleds and ends r );clefs \1110 ('ante t olent' \ir . -itvert'igrt's nn'ssag4' : "Nev' k),, tine the Kingdom of (tot ► "

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Issued every Tuesday and Friday by the Student Publications Board of theUniversity of British Columbia, West Point Grey ,

Phone: Point Grey 143 4Mail Subscriptions rate : $3, per year . Advertising rates on application .

Editorial StaffEDITOR•IN•CHIEF—Jean Tolmie .

Senior Editors—Francis Pilklngton and George DavidsonAssociate Editors--Margaret Grant, M . Christlson and Bruce Carrick

Feature Editor–Roderick A . PilkingtonChief Reporter--M. Desbrisay

Literary Editor : Lawrence Meredith

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Assoclatos : Margaret Grant and Bruce Carric k

191 8This week we eOII111U'lllol'ate for the ninth tulle the e'casatloll o f

one of the greatest struggles in history. Nine years ngo the world ,battered and bruised put down its arms and rejoiced that the strugglewas over, even if temporarily . Nine yeal'a ago Europe had practi-cally reached the limit of its endurance of slaughter.

To us who have grown up mince the war ended, it is merely a nugly fairy tale, a rather blurred memory of sad words, sad faces ,which childhood scarcely understood. To those who lived in it, too kpart in its grim horror, it will remain a memory that has been searedinto the brain, a thing whit+ makes people doubt civilization, distrus tthe superiority of mankind .

Yet if we are to derive any profit from that experience we mus tkeep the memory of it alive . Not the memory of the fierce hatred sof the world war, its blind prejudices, its criminal ignorance . Wemust remember its awful suffering, its millions of daily tragedies ,its aftermath .

It is probably a fond dream of the incurable idealists to hopethat war can be outlawed forever . There is only one way, however ,in which we can make any appreciable advance towards attainin gthat ideal, It is that those idealists, those people of education an dtolerance, shall use their influence in inducing in the mass of mankin dthat state of mind which makes war impossible, That small handfu lwith the mental honesty, the freedom from mob dominance whic heducation brings, must be convinced of the tragedy of. war, must ris eabove national hatreds and prC1udices . It is too much to hope tha tthe mass of mankind will ever reach a stage of sufficient culture t obring this ideal within our grasp . In the meantime we must no tneglect the only way we have. Keep alive the horror of the war ,its evil, but understand and forget the ignorance and prejudice whichmade it possible .

THEATRE NIGHTHome-coming Night, as everybody knows, was exceedingl y

successful this year, Theatre Night was "better than ever ;" th egames came off according to schedule, the Totem Poles were pre-sented, free tea provided and the grads shown over their new hom eby the Freshmen. Those in charge are to be congratulatd for thei refficient management of the events .

There is one problem, however, that has not yet been settled . Itis the arithmetical question of how many tiara's 2000 goes into 1200 ,or in other words, how can all the students and Alumni atten dTheatre Night in the Auditorium %

As usual, the Auditorium was packed to overflowitm on Fridaynight. A great many would-be spectators were turned away, an dmore unfortunately still, a great many of these were Alumni, Inaddition, former students who live in the interior of tile Provinc ewere unable to reach Vancouver in time for the performance .

As Theatre Night is perhaps; the most en , joy:Ode affair of lHome -

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The great difficulty, however, is to decide upon a suitable tim eand date to hold the extra p0I'fnrml:nee. Perhaps a tnetinee coul dbe staged on the Friday, but this would not benefit the Alunu)i fromthe interior. On the other hand, n Theatre Night on the Saturdaymight interfere with the attendance at the baskeball mime and dance ,while one on he Monday night might be too fate for many of th evisiting Alilrrini .

On the whole, the staging of two performances is the best solotion of the present difficulty, even it' the lints of the extra Theatr eNight is a 'natter of opinion, We reronunend the idea to those stu .dents who, perhaps, will sit on next year's Council .

PUBLIC HEALTH

by studying till one or two o'clock in the morning but that withoutat least eight hours of sleep, the brain is not getting a fair chance t operform the work imposed upon it .

With a little care on the part of the students there should be n onervous breakdowns either before or after the examinations .

COLLEGE SPIRIT AGAI NThe three main sporting events of the Houle-corning programm e

atfurd ample proof to the interested observer that student suppor tis forth-coining, in athletic events at any rate, when it is merited .

In the past vitriol's athletic organizations have complained o fnot receiving enough support and have kept nagging at the studen tbody to turn out in full and give support to their team, Now i tis perhaps time that ono major sport, namely, soccer, (foes not ,perhaps, receive the following that its past record merits ; but none ofthe other three major Hthletiv organizations have ever had any reasonto compb)in, On the \\'hole, students can be depended upon to turnout, in fairly r(speetahle numbers to any game that merits a decentntl(1ldllm''', and in the majority of (11i(me sports which do not receiv ethe desired support il'lve themselves to blame .

In literary and debating (diadem, ho1Vl,'1'er•, t11ei'o is a differen tstory to tell . Time after time the "lJbyssey " reporters, in "writin gup" a meeting where some prominent man spoke, or in reportin gtut intercollegiate debate mentions the feet that "the attendance wa gsmall ." 'Things have (ante to such a point in reference to this, tha tthe phrase regarding attendance is now superfluous, Everybodyknows that the attendance will he disappointing .

This should not he the case . Important debates or lecturesshould receive, not necessarily full student support, but at any ratea respectable turn-out . 'l'Ile student body, it seems, is turning outalmost wholly to athletics and less to the literary side of studentaffairs, This does not mean that students should transfer thei rallegiance from athletics and leave off attendance at games in orderto go to debates, Far from it . But what is wanted is the sameamount of support at games and a little more at debates and lectures .

THE FINANCIAL SIDEThe attention of the students is directed to a frequently un-

noticed, but nevertheless essential part of the "IJbyssoy, " namely,the advertiscmt'1lts, We \Vida to Stitl'le any delusions that may havearisen concerning the function of the advertisements ; they are notused simply to fill empty columns of the paper, hut they are insertedfor definite reasons, both on the part of the advertisers and on thepart of the "Ubyssey" itself. The advertisers who pay for space inthe paper do so because they consider student patronage beneficia lto their business and because they believe that the most direct wa yto secure that patronage is to advertise in a paper which is presum-ably read by every student . The "Ubyssey," like every other paper ,includes advertisements because it is dependent upon the advertisingrates for financial support . The advertisers cannot be expected t ocontinue to support the paper unless they are in turn supported by'the students ;, a patronage which they are perfectly justified i nclaiming. We ask, therefore, that more attention be paid to th eadvertisements, and that the students patronise the firms representedas much as possible .

Board of GovernorsHold Meeting

At t re pent meeting of the Boar dof ( :o\'ernors of I' . It , C . the follow .

1111; a))pointntents were mule to theteaching . staff : assistants in classics ,Nike I) . Walker, Miss \V . Mayes fai n11r . 'I'ru ► npollr ; assistant in history ,\1r . ' .laming ; assistant in physic, XIr .II ruttier : civil engineering, ;\iI' .

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During the past summer an extrem-ely interesting and valuable g'ft ha sbeen received by the Library fro mthe Hispanic Society of America ,New York, This, us Its name implies ,is an organization created for thepurpose of preserving and publishin gmaterial concerning all aspects of th elife of Spain immediately precedingor succeeding the discovery ofAmerica, and, In addition, to develop-ing Interest by Americans In present -day Spain, that better understandingmay be established between th epeoples of the two countries .

The IIioirattic Society of Americ aIN fortunate In Including In its morn •bership many men of groat wealth .A number of these, such as the lateVlorpont Morgan and Mr . Arthur M .Huntingdon had--or have—priceles svolumes that it hi their pleasure t omake available to the Society forpurposes of reproduction In faexitntie .in the gradt:al declension of Spainfrom the master of tho world to athird or fourth class European power,many unique documents, Incunabula ,pictures, medieval charts, and othe rtreasures coveted of librarians andcollectors have been dispersed andsold . For the last fifty years theHispanic Society of America has bee nactive in securing such material, an dwhen the usually ample funds at itsdisposal were insufficient for thepurchase, one of the woc.lthy col .lector's included in Its membershipgenerally stepped in, secured the ite mfor himself, but made it also availablefor reproduction and use .

In addition to these advantages, theSociety has associated with It a num-ber of historians, scholars, and author-itles In various arts . The illustratedmonographs on Spanish literature an dthe arts written by these men for ma most valuable part of Its publica•Lions . Thus the Society's activitiesrange from reproduction of the rares tincunabula in the Alhambra and th eEscurial, in the treasure houses o fSalamanca and Castile, to compendiaof modern information for the hel pof the twentieth century tourist . Itis doubtful if any society has doneor is doing more to Interpret to thepeople of one nation the past an dpresent of another than has theHispanic Society . The work begu nnigh a century ago by Washingto nIrving has been so systematized an denlarged that it has made, and i smaking, an impressive contributio nalike to scholarship and internationa lfriendship .

The publications of tha Society areIn several series. Among the mos tinteresting are the reproductions ofancient atlases and documents ofhistorical importance . In the former.should be noted Mafolla's "Map o fthe World, 1627" reproduced In facsi-mile from the unique copy from th eBiblioteca Ambrosinna of Milan. Inthis the new discoveries of Americ aare shown, and the Caribbean an dthe northern and eastern coasts o fSouth America are drawn with reason-able---indeed remarkable ac eurac .v .The interior of Africa, in anothe rmap, Is filled with elephants an ddromedaries and ships and Mooris hcastles proof of the then unknow ncharacter of that continent . 'I'ii pnrt-folk) of ttrslnliles of Spanish dncai-mente in tlui i tit! ;:h Jfll> :IIun includ echaa'ters ,shined ))V .AIphon .eo, Ferdi-nand and Isabella, and other union) ,items eunlleet,d with the , dfeeoverfet ;of Columbus and hi : eneeessors Si xof the volumes presented to th eLibrary are most interesting repro .(iUUti(Ill :f, not Merely of the typo -graphy, but of the binding of th eoriginals . They are hound In smoothc'rean ► •colnurud

vellum,

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arefastcued by triple braided ties . Two lvolumes of Cervantes "Galatea "(1551) are reproduced, while th e('aulcionera ( ;moral, a eollectinn o fsongs compiled la 1520, Is similar i nappearance .

The Incunabula include the "historyof the Rose of Castile," (Burgos ,1499) and there are others, earlie ratml later, of equal or even greater en both oceans, from 1'lerldal to i, ainterest . Then there is a paleographic Plata . The „ Argentine of today” i sreproduction of the ms . index of the a two-volume description, invahlabl eLibrary at Seville, compiled by Yet- to a traveller, and there are a scor e(Ilrutml C,)1nnIbnH, son of the dlsenv• of other ',00hs of eyunl vallue, fat h oveer, and contains In Its minole chi') publication of vhfell this S iety I sogtupity hlutdreds mf unnnlatl,us In respnnsihle t'( tfl4 itUd plays, atulhm shis own hand .

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hies range fir hey(Id the 'Medan portent and valuable gift will h epeninsula, and Include the Americas, i available for student inspection .

Theatre Nigh t(Continued from Page i )

Next on the program carne the pro-sentation by Arts '29 . Donis and Pau lin their "Twinly Twiddle" interestedthe audience with a good descriptionof University life as seen by "Vahait yBohtie" and "13uhlington Behtie, "They revealed many facts, some o fwhich are secrets and some are not ,"Our Ukelele Ladles" sang out in therain and showed the audience that I ttakes more than ruin to stop Arts '29 ,Harold King evidentally did not likethe rain as well as the Ukelele Ladies ,and showed some reluctance in goin gbehind the curtain after his first solo ,The grads are wondering if the Ukeleartists were still there, for after hisencore he lost no time in clashing be-hind the curtain, Then Norma an dMamie danced "a la Rush ;" to befollowed by Elaine and Bill, who san gthe "Rushin' Lullaby . "

"The Baker's Dozen," as presentedby the Students' Council, was n olarger a dozen than this body ar ewont to give in their budgets to th evarious; clubs, Bill, Los and Bill ,acted very well on the S . S . Alumni,—much better than they did on the"Fispa." The interest of the stor yrested on some miscounted children ,and for a time it looked as if th eStudents' Council wits going to ge tinto difficulties . As usual, however ,they had made a mistake, so every -thing ended happily ,

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I'he set by the Players' ('tub sor tof inleruliugle+l \situ these of Arts ',1 0se it twos difficult to tell just wha twas "Business is till flaws . "

The Thoth Club thou put on a skit ,to shove how the Muck Beauty ('o ntest had developed from the "Judg-ment of Paris ." It did not, however ,go far enough back to show wher ethe beauties themselves hunt devel-oped from .

The Aggie Roundup brought th eprogram; to a close, and hero as i nPortland the Aggios demonstrate dtheir a gility for choosing cattle . Itwas pitiful to hear the poor fellow .e"mooing" in their A G ony ,

'faking everything into considera-tion '.Theatre Night was a great suc-cess .

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'l'he aim of this new Health or Firs tAId Depart writ Is to stump out com-municable dleeatse and to promotehealth and welfare among the chil-dren of Iho University 11111 School ga dthe students of the university .

Now that It la known Mat comma ,nimble diseases are transmitted fromperson to 'meson anti not through th eutnwsphere, and also that bacilli ne eparticular where they live, It is per-fectly possible to do away with cont .Illunicable diseases, The work of th eHealth Department Is not one whic hIs obvious to the general public. Itnever 80011$ peculiar to students tha twhen one person becomes infected th edisease is not transmitted to others .They do think it marvellous, however ,when two or three serious Illnesse sare nursed back to health . But if i twere not for the work of preventio nsuperintended by the Health Depart-ment, there would probably be man ymore serious epidemics among Univer .ally t,tudonts than there have been .

During the war It was found tha tbetween seventy and eighty per cen tof the nten examined suffered tramailments actually traceable to chil ddiseases which are preventable . Whe npeople realize that communicable dis-eases very often leave organic com-plaints and that lack of care with re-gard to teeth and tonsils, etc ., Is thefirst step towards being a hospital pa-tient, surely they wit do their best t oco-operate with the Health Depart-ment for the improvement of students 'wet tare ,

in future any students who are feel-ing Indisposed should report at Room306, Auditorium !Wilding, in one sec-tion of this department there Is it res troots and In another the First Ai droom, the equipment. of which is beingprovided by the class of '27 . Not al lthe necesrau'y appliances have bee nprovided, however, so future graduat-ing classes should remember th eHealth Department when discussingtheir proposed Valedictory Gifts .

The nurse in charge of the new de .paiitrit'nt has Intimated that she wil lhe very pleased to give first Aid o rHealth Classes should the student sdesire diem .

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zines In the reacting room 1 came upo na very Interesting article, espeelall Yto English students, in the Quarter •ly Review, It was entitled, "The Per .sonality of Edmund Spencer" told wa swritten by tho pen of that I'antyu sFrench savant, I't illy Imgouls, whos erecent hook, "I-ilstory of 1' ;nglish i,it •erature," has been such a dazzlin gsuccess,

• • •Appearing In the same number o f

the Quarterly Review Is an article b ya cortaln Sydney Dark on "Religion ofAmerica." I do not know who Mr .Dark is or If he is dependable, but thearticle is very Interesting and enlight •ening . At this time when we hear s omuch talk over the tables of theseLuncheon Clubs of so-called Angle.American friendship and racial tie scomes this article. Mr, Durk pointsout that the American is now of noracial kin to the Britisher. It is anextraordinary artlele and sets onethinking .

• • •While speaking of points of view ,

an article appears in the October 1s •sue of the Fortnightly Review, "Th eJutland Battle : The German Point o fView," by Admiral Reinhard Scheer .It is not often we get the chance t ohoar an authoritative and reliabl eopinion of Germany's part In thi sgreat battle .

• • •English 13 students would benefi t

by reading an article In the "Quar-terly Review " on the "Gothic Novel, "by S . M. Ellis .

The Rt, Hon, Viscount Astor write sin the October issue of the Nineteent hCentury Magazine on the much-debared problem of the reform of the Houseof Lords . History and Economic stu-dents will find It Interesting .

* • •I see that Hodder and Stoughton an-

nounce the publication of the speechesof H.R.H. The Prince of Wales fro m1912 to 1928, Price, Z1 :1 : net, Som eof his after•dlnner speeches should bevery entertaining .

* • *It seemed that Mr . Balfour had sai d

about all that there could be said o nStevenson's life, but here Is a well -known man of letters, Mr . G. K. Ches-terton, whose "It . L. Stevenson : AnIntimate Biography," is shortly to b ereleased by Hodder and Stoughton .Pelee, 8s. net .

• •I notice that at last the freshnuu l

class has been given a magazine tha tthey can enjoy . It Is called, "('hlis lLife : The Children's Own Magazine "I wonder wlo was responsible for thekindly thought .

• • •i always enjoy' lotting at tit' F,ngli .i h

"ilookntan" when . I can see the photo ;;of the authors that I read . Mr, Ede nPhilpott's picture appears in tho Sip •tember Issue . Most of us are familia rwith his Inu'tnioor novels, Mr, Joh nBuchan's is also there, and that o f

Mr, A . E . W. Mason complete eve nto his monocle, Ills new book, "N oOther Tiger," Is reviewed th ere .

CALM_se

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Elf-King(Translated From Goethe )

\\'ho rides so Into through the night .\olio% ?

It Is the father holding his child ;Ile c'ttrrles the boy well tinder his tu'm ,Ili' grasps Mtn tightly, he keeps hi m

warm ,

"My son, \te lly hide you your face i nfete'? "

"I ►on't you see, father, the elf'kinghere ?

The elf-king w'llh crown and long rob ewhirling?"

"My son, It Is the mist•clouds swirl .lug . "

"Lovely child, come, go with me ;Right beautiful games shall I pla y

with thee . ""Many beautiful flowers are on th e

shore ,"My mother has golden gowns— a

score . "

"My father, my father, and don't youknow

What the elf-king promises now F olow?"

"Quiet, be quiet, my child, and still ,In the dry leaves the wind moans

chill . "

"Conte, pretty boy, wilt thou go wit hme ?

My daughters \\'l1I wait on thee beau-tifully .

My daughters will dance In the moon -light deep ,

And rock and sway and sing thee t osleep . "

"My father, my fattier, and don't yo usee there

The cif-king's daughters riding th eair? "

"My son, my son, i see it aright :The old willows gleam like ghosts i n

the night . "

"I love thee, thy charms for myself Ichoose ,

And if thou wilt not, ray power I shal luse. ---

",My father, sty father, hold fast now ,The elf-king hits done me harm, I

'I'h5 father rode through the night .win+! wild ,

He held in his Items the moanhtgchild ;

He reached the (oust in fear anddread ,

In his anus Ii .e child lay dead .

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No one had ever taken Little I''rit zI'or a hart), Ito was flue t'es't four It ►height lied almost as broad, it smal lh5anly limn, \with little le say . A treel, on the Prince Rupert docks, h eappeared to be as round and as soli das the mooring piles he leaned against ;Gilder 11'Ity, he resembled nothing (tith es0 touch as a barrel rolled on its end .

Ills nose alone was remarkable, I twit,i curved ul .w'ards, lielnted at thecad, and In his rare moments' of ex •l'Ilnnulnl the tip et' It twitched as een •sitively as it rabbit's . it wits alwaysred with sunburn, and peeled regular-ly, s even after twenty years on th ehalibut banks .

Little Fritz was a good fisherman ,but, truth to tell, tie was not ver ybright, and found it harder to savestoney exhort. than to make it at sea .Utherw•Iae he would have long ag oattained his modest dream—to be cap-tain of his own boat . The highestposition he had reached at the timeof this account was a sort of unotll•cial first rude on the live-man fish-ing eraft '''Thelma, "

The "Thelma, " loaded to her guardwith bait, lee and gear, left tow none February night, all the crew save1''ritz being suitably drunk . Therew'as lie crowd to see 1115111 off, th ewatchman on tilt' dock being the onl yfarewell party present . So the crewtumbled aboard, and gave a whoo pfee the sleeping town, and the girl swho were glad they had gone . The

skipper put down the tines' In the lo g ,roll e d In his bank and left the w'hee' lwith little Fritz .

A stiff northwester in ley Strait sheld them hack, and it was Cho fourt ht+f Mitreh when they reached the Port -lock batik and shot the first skate o fg"tu ' over the stern, '1'115 weather wa swet, ( ) old and windy . Thos hadscarcely a thousand pounds of flsl sIn the hold when it began to blow s ohard they were unable to pick u ptheir gear .

ilut. gear is worth stoney an dHansen, the skipper, did not intend t oleave It behind . For two day's the ystood by, backing an endless army 1) fgreat c(ntbers !hat marched out o fthe bitter northern sky . Whim th e111nds blow Off Yakutat they blowIts nnwhere else 011 earth, The "'I'hel-niil," her engine turning slowly, la -tiered among seas Ihat overtoppedh''r single mast . The cook tied thecoffee pol to Ile rail 1)t ' the gnlln ysI01'e, crawled Into his hunk and stity -i'd Ihere .

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It was a glorious world ; a long, nar-row rual'gin of glittering sand, withvivltl green palm levee craning thei rlong, thin necks over it to look Intothe iagoon ; a blue lagoon full of drift-ing opalescent shadows ; and beyondit sea, so blue, so burning, and so laz ythat It had oven forgotten to beat it-self Into surf on the purple and pin kreel' . The sky was a pale tourquolsewith the sun In the centre and dow nIn one corner, like a dimple, a spec kof cloud . That speck of cloud was th edownpour coming quietly over thehorizon .

It came very suddenly . The littledimple in the corner of the sky gre wand grew, and finally the sun dlsap •peered with the tourquolse sky. Thesea heaved restlessly, and a greenish •grey foam gradually covered it . Ev-ery now and then it would give offhot puffs of wind like searing flames ,which made the palm trees quiver agi •tt\terly, and the sand blow in amongtheir thin brown stems . The lagoonlooked like a piece of expressionlessgrey slate and was absolutely still.Then the rain came ; and the skyseemed to fall into the sea and th esea to swallow it up, The reef andthe lagoon disappeared into a darkhissing wall, Then the rain reachedthe grove, and the palm trees bent al -most double and creaked and groane damid the roar and rush of the torrent.The lagoon hurled itself on the beachand the trees seemed to be in the mid-dle of the lagoon . The rain poureddown the tree-trunks and lay in enor-mous pools, unable to run away. Andwhen there seemed to he nothing leftIn existence but the continuous wal lof water, the sun came out . The raindisappeared suddenly in a cloud o fsteam up into the turquoise sky . Thepalm trees shone like glass, and whenthey moved showers of drops, likediamonds, rattled on the ground be-low. Along the glistening sands laya line of myriads of coloured shell swhich the sea had left behind . Nowand again a puff of steam came ou tfrom among the palms and broughtwith it a spicy smell of warm earth .\\'hen the breeze had blown down al lthe diamond drops from the palm sand the pools at their roots had rundown into the lagoon, it wan the sameworld again . And the downpour?—i tnttist have been a dream .

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NOVEMBER 9TH, 1927

THE UBYSSEY

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MueN=AzMUeNProbe Mooted In ROOTERS' REP. WINS LOOKSFEST

Beauty Bout

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Declared King of Beauty

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The Winter Gardenat English Bay

The most UNIQUE BALLROO Mon the Pacific Coast Is at the dis-posal of UNIVERSITY CLASSE S

at reasonable prices, For -EVENING DANCES -•- BRIDGES

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The Bat in Light EffectsA GOOD TIME ASSURE D

Come to our Saturday Night Danc eAdmission, 50 Cent .

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THE PRESEN Tfor

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The Gables Tea RoomNear the Playing Field

TEAS—LIGHT LUNCHES—SUPPER SBorne Cooking.

Prices Moderate .

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Suits and Overcoats

Made-to-Measure

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Try a TIP-TOF Suit orOvercoat and Save Ten

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"'That t'tt' . Rooters' Club has n oright lo the title, "Varsity's Most Beau-tiful Man," being It professional beau ,Iy, Is the accusation made by Mr . Arts311, winner of the second prize In therecent Hen's Beauty Contest ,

The protest states that In 191x, Mr .!teeters' Club and Mt' . Cafeteria form-ed a partnership and signed it contrac ttwitl ► the makers of Viral to pose for

piclur' purporting to be taken befor eand after Vh'ol, For his share, a s"After 1'irol," 11h', Rooters' Club re .

celved $375,000 .00 and a bottle o fVivo!, In addition, It. Is alleged tha tpal'I, of I his stoney ryas spent on haw-ing his race Iirind .

Should these accusations be prove ntrue In the },ending lawsuit, the firs tprize will go to Mr. Arts '30, runner•up In the contest . in the, meantime ,the Feature Department has engagedthe well-known sleuth, FlintlockHones, to investigate the private lif eof Mr, Rooters' Club . Any startlingrevelations will be published oxclu •sit'ely by the Muck-a•Muck page .

_

A GUIDE TOTHE VARSITY

THE ARTS BUILDIN G

No (2) The Upper Common Roo m

Following his visit to the lower Com-mon Room the Ingenuous tourist al -ways enters the upper Common Room .The guide always slakes haste to ex-plain that this name is erroneous andthat it is really the Chess Club Roots ,but the members of the club kindl yallow ordinary students to use th eroots if they do not make any noise .

Entering on tiptoe the visitor ha sat splendid flats of the chess hound sin action or rather In Inaction . Al lnetvcomers are warned not to distur bthe mental gymnasts as they are ex .Inanely irritable. A visitor who dis-regarded this warning once asked"\Vhttt is that funny little thing wit hthe horse's head? "

X marks spot whore body wa sfound .

Besides the chefs players there ar eseveral other Interesting ()beets . Onthe east wall hang two portraits o flStli century ladles. English stu-dents insist that these pieturc's have agreat but nhsctu'e influence on the lit-r'ritttu'e rat' the ('ltt4tiie pt'rtod .

Two beautiful oak tables decorat ethe middle of the 1'00111 . Besides thei rusefulness and beauty these table sare prized for the invigorating odorsIh,'y glt'e forth tvh' ii seining ;IS park .na . irlaees fm' Iiglde(1 eigat'Itte halts .In the e\ining this semi is Often

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"Shall we finish up the party witha few (ir.inl(s?" tasked Lucrezla Borgia .

--Virginia Reel .

MR. ROOTERS' CLU B

King of Beauty Interviewe d

Entering the (g eneral Hospital, ourspecial reporter found the successfu laspirant for pulchritudinous honor ssitting up in bed reading "True Ro-mances," In spite of the bandages i nwhich his head and face wereswathed, he seemed quite cheerful an deager to oblige with details of hi s

life ,In answer to the first question as t o

the causes of his success, he replied :"I owe my remarkable beauty an d

splendid ttgufe to two things . First, Iam a Glaxo baby . From my earlies tinfancy until I leached the age of fiveyears I was fed upon Ghtxo. By thisdiet I laid the foundation for the sperm •did physique which enables me t otake such an outatantliug part in ath-letics---I an linesman for the Thir dSoccer 'Team .

After nay fifth birthday i became a nardent (Ilaclple of Ur . Frank McCoy .Every day i partake of two dozenoranges and on Sunday, In order t ovary my diet, I eat three dozen . Thisis the real cause of my perfeetimt .

As to my future Me, I shall mos tcertainly continue to take part I nIleauty Competitions, as I feel it aduty to the nation to let the peopl efeast their eye oil my loveliness .With this In iilnd, I have sent si xspecially hosed photographs of mysel fto "Physical Culture ." Also, l shal lprobably accept the contract offerednu' by the Levitt, Iiro'vtn, Huggin s

Since winning the contact, Mr . Roof .

ors' Club has received thirteen pro •p(lsitls (m marriage, ten of which hehas reJeeted .

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At Ilia first Men's Beauty Contes t

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So squishy excellent were the claim sof the first three competitors that theJudges had considerable difficulty t nawarding the prize, Still, few can sa ytruthfully that the beauty of the othercompetitors gives there a better clai mthan that of the winner to first place ,

So that all may know the basis ofJudgment, we publish below the scor ecard of the prize-winner . He scoredthroe more points than his nearestcompetitor .

Scare Card .Points Pos .Scored slbl e

Carriage and gracefulness . . . . 1

20In teligence (estimated) 0

10iliceps 2

1 0Calves and ankles 1 0Features

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Total 14% Par 10 0

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Riot Mars Contest

Vest Point Grey, Nov . 5th .

A disgraceful scene was witnesse dhere last night when the first MaleBeauty Contest broke up in disorder .Overcome with rage and disappoint-ment, the unsuccessful competitors at -nicked the prize winner and even theJudges . Pollee intervention was ne-cessary before quiet was restored ,

While thousands of spectators, whohad assembled to see the Beauty Sho wof the Century, stood horror-strickenthe twinning beauty and the Judges o fthe contest were set upon and severe-ly mauled by the crowd of defeate dcandidates . After a severe tussle, po-llee reinforcements were able to res-cue the unfortunate victims, who weretaken at once to the hospital . Thethree Judges were allowed to procee dhome after treatment, but the chie fbeauty Is still in the casualty ward .Taste itist night, the doctors in attend-ance stated that his condition is no tserious but that it is 'eared that hi s('harms \v III be permanenly marred a she ttas severely scratched about th eHass, .\ damage snit against the as -, ;1!Imtls tv !II snnn t

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NOVEMBER 9TH, 1927

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As Others See Us

To the Editor, Tho Ubyssey .Dear Madam :

Someone has said, "That he whocan go through college without ac-quiring a college spirit made a mis-take. He should have taken a cor-respondence course,"

One thing college spirit surely i snot, and that is neglecting to returnfound articles to the Bookstore wher ethe owner might reasonably go tofind the same. I wonder If we realiz ewhat is implied when we see reward soffered for the return of lost property .

Neither is college spirit somethin ghanded out to the Freshman when h oregisters, nor Is it fostered by moan •ingiess initiations, We put theFreshman on the defensive and star ton a policy of dissontion right fro mbeginning and commit still furthe rstupidities by our policy of Arts vs .Science antagonism forgetful of th efact that wo have one Alma Mater I ncommon. To see the faces of genie ofthe old graduates from the ancien tseats of learning light up at mentionof their Alma Mater is an inspiration .

I hope to have something to say onthe question of initiation at som elater date but at present I am con-cerned with other aspects of thi ssubject of collega spirit .

We are proud oil our stars whethe ron the athletic field or in the Musica lSociety, Players Club or other field sof activity, but we shall never develo pthis college spirit so long as th egreat majority of us are forced to b emere onlookers, let the howlers an dyellers and peppers say as they will -

Unless we come to college as starsin some particular field we find almos tinsuperable difficulty in getting intoany of those activities, To quotefrom my own experience, last year Iinterested myself in swimming untilCoach Norman Cox said he did no twant anyone there who was not try-ing out for the team. I took the hint .For two years I have tried out for th eMusical Society but without success .Iu the Players Club they had on ehundred and fifty applicants

fo rthirty vacancies.

There should be as many grades tothese various activities as will absorball who are desirous of participating ;besides, it would form a reservoi rfrom which to fill vacancies In thebetter grades .

Where is our gymnasium? Wh ywait for something elaborate? Any -thing that looks like gym . and any-thing that will servo as apparatuswould (10 temporarily, so long as w eget it quickly. A drill or dance In .structor would be a decided acquisi-tion and there is not one of us bu twhat could reap benefit from an In .structor In deportment ,

The point I wish to make is this,-- -that we must broader our present ac-tivities until each one can find his o rher place some where in our sport sand amusements .

We may imbibe some college spiri twith our lectures but I would ventur ethe opinion that It Is as nothing com-pared to the accumulated memories o fpleasant experiences associated wit I iour amusements .

Yours sincerely ,ROY GRAHAM, at' ,

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The Edmonton team who played u son Saturday were tt splendid lot o fsportsmen, 1)y are nor awn team. isnot something of good s Par t s ffians hi hdue from us as sm. ctatnrs? \V'uub d"three raft's for Edmonton" from ou ryell-leader have hem ' amiss ?

\' 'tars truly ,FI .ANC'I+;S L. f'O\\'i )' :R, Arts '29 .

Editor "i'byssey;",,tadtnn :---I•cst mfr tttinds be for get-

ful of the tfluch'debutell question o finitiation, i shall call your attentio nto It suggestion made seine title . sign .This wata t0 inirnduce the fag sysll'III ,

so poptlinr In English schnnla an dUnivl'rsilles,

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I''10 etanioie ,moue' brilliant senior )Writ,' : ; 1111 at'tilde for the I'Iy'as.y and lift ; this t1)her (Ot' Ills) 1'44, " Rlln liter 10 th eI'tiblIOailn11s Olds' . tt 0th IIii 1 "

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A R'I'S '3o .

The Editor, Ubyssoy.Dear Madan) :In a recent edition of your paper

the matter of a gymnasium wasbroached in one of your editorials . I tIs certainly time that definite actio nwas taken towards obtaining one .Such tt gymnasium will ultimatel ycome from the public whether it b efront, the government or by public o rprivate ett(iowmeht . It takes time t obring action from the public on suc hu question so l would suggest tha tour first stop would be to advertiseour needs to rho public, To the hos tof my knowledge the gymnasiu mI rolilenl has not been placed beforethe taxpayer in any manner, henc eour iocesslty of lotting the publi cknow that the 1750 registered student sut thls university are without gy muc(onu ►datlolt .

There is a very persistent rumorthat has been abroad on the rumpu sfor two years to the effect that a cur -tali' liquor concern offered to build agymnasiums for the university bu tthat this offer was rejected becaus ethe money was purported to be tainte dor because the said gymansiunt carr ysome specified name . By whom th eoffer was supposed to have been madeor by whom it was refused I do no tknow but is it not in the interests ofthe students to have this matte rcleared up . Have you a Horati oAlger, Jr. hero on your staff wh oaright be interested in investigatingthis and giving us a few facts ?

Sincerely ,CASINO .

November 7th, 1927 .Editor "llbyssey, "Dear Madam :

May I use these columns lo protes tagainst the prejudice of "Ubyssey „

writers against certain forms of re-ligion .

This is a university where, abov eall things, respect for all religion sshould prevail, and where, If freedo mof thought is In existence, no specia lreligions body should be singled ou t1'ur cowardly forms of ridicule .

This terns, in particular, thereseems to be a systenatic campaig nagainst certain students who hav ecourage enough to form a group todiscuss their religious belief, namel yFundamentalism .

Fundatmmita ► liats have been the but tof cheap witticisms in the "Uby'ssey "for quite it line, commencing with th eunspeakable ribaldry in the ' I-Icllu-say . "

Since 0hen, at wi'l'y staunch (rphoide rof our fault, who is a w'elt'tutow nclea'gynaaln in the city, hats been In-sulted on various occasions by scarCo-ly'welled reference of the so-calle d"wits" of the college paper .

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November 16th

Leave Names in L. S. D.

News From OregonO .A .C. Barometer (P.I .P .) Unlver-

sity of Oregon—That the visit to hill204 in "Flanders Fields" caused th edeepest emotion and reaction amon gstudents of the world cruise of the"university afloat," was emphasize dby Dr, W. W. Youngson, speaker a tconvocation yesterday . His experi-ences on the world's pioneer educa-tional cruise wore told for the stu-(lonts .

Regular classes were held as in th eordinary Institution on land. Subject sof pre-collegiate, collegiate and grad •uate rating were offered the 450 stu-dents, Fifty faculty members fro minstitutions In various parts of thiscountry served . Plays and swimmin gafforded diversion between ports o fcall .

University of Oregon, Eugene, Ore . ,(P.I,P,)—In»teal of the work andworry of selecting an appropriatehomecoming slogan for each year, theUniversity of Oregon, in the future,will have a fixed one, "Home to Hono rOregon," If a recommendation mad eby the homecoming directorate i saccepted by the student body.

In the past a cash prize was award-ed the coiner of the winning name bu tthe committee feels that the suppl yIs about exhausted and wishes to se ea standing slogan .

Parliamentarians

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"Resolved that an Aviation Clu bshould be formed at this University,"Is one of the motions that will b eIhoroughly discussed in to-day's meet-ing of the Students' Parliament I nArts 100 at 3 p .m .

Sir, Roy Graham, member from Ora-ham Island, will move : "Resolvedthat dogs are a public nuisance at th eU .B .C . and should be regulated . "

Other resolutions and bill» are be-ing placed on the order paper by th elocal politicians .

II has been decided that Parliamen tI» to sit once every two weeks, ant ithat the regular meelings of the Liter-ary Society »hull come In the Inter-vening weeks .

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LETTERS CLUB HOLD SCANADIAN NIGHT

"CI-nadian Night" was held by th eLetters' Club at the home of Mr . It . I .Reid on Tuesday evening, November1st, when paper» were given on Judg eHaliburton of Nova Scotia and Mar-jorie Plckthall of Toronto . Mr, Reid' shome formed a particularly good set-ting for a study of Canadian authors ,of whose works the host owns a cop yof practically every edition printed .During the reading of the paper o nHaliburton, and his Inimitable "Sa mSlick, " one of the very clocks of th eperiod of which he wrote ticked sohemnly In the roost, turd a fine portrai tof the Judge who wrote of the NovaScotia of the early nineteenth century ,smiled on the scene ,

Phil Elliott, who gave the paper o nHallburton, read his paper to a clea rand deliberate manner, suggestive o fthe calculated speech of the men ofwhom Haliburton wrote, Although h ementioned the constant verging onthe monotlnous In some of his au-thor's work, Mr. Elliott gave his audi-ence a very clear idea of the strongconservative flavor of the early Nov aScotian village, as derided by thestrongly Yankee Sam Slick .

Of a very different nature was th epaper by Leslie Brown, which in bothtone and subject-matter was imagina-tive and colorful as compared with themore definite and familiar style andtopic of Judge Hallburton, Mr. Browncompared the life of Marjorie Pick.shall to the blossoming and fading o fa delicate rose, and illustrated th eimaginative delicacy of her work b yquoting several beautiful and interest •ing passages . That the two paper swere successful was proven by theamount of interested and lively discus-sion which followed the reading of th etwo papers .

Class and Club Note s

STUDIO CLU BA very enjoyable meeting of th e

Studio Club was held last Thursdayevening at the home of Miss Hele nBurton. The paper of the eveningwets react by Miss Frances MacDonal don Modern Russian Composers . Planosolos were given by Misses Jean Fish-er and Frances MacDonald and Mr .Ted Hay, vocal solos by Miss Margar-et Hopkinson and Mr . Bill Plummer ,and a trumpet solo by Mr, Harol dKing .

MATHEMATICS CLU BThe next meeting of the Mathema-

tics Club will be held Thursday, Nov -ember 10th, at 12 .10 p .m. In Arts 20 .1 ,All Interested in Mathematics are in-vited to attend ,Mr. W Alvin Jackson, Arts '23 wil lspeak on "Origins of the Calculus . "

ARTS '29An important meeting of Arts ' 2 9

will be held on Thursday, at 12.15 I nArts 100, Everybody out !

OCCUPATIONAL COURS EAt the recent ntet)tlnS (t' tits OI't'n .

patn)n ;tl (' nn Ilrso Studen t ,: tile (lifts),ing 'ergs clot itll 1'or the yrur terns .lion . Presid ent

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NOTICE !

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LIT. MOGULS I NL. S. D. SEAT QUIZ

Executives of the combined Men' sand Women's Literary Societies an dof the Letters Club decided at a meet •ing on Tuesday noon that they shoul dbe allowed representation on the L .S. D., quite separate from that of aLanguage ('hub of younger standing .In the University . A letter request-ing such representation will be sen tto the president of the L, S. D. a tonce, It was also decided that classpresidents should be informed of th enegllgonce of their Literary Reps, ,with regard to both Society and Clu bmeetings. 'I'ho Students' Parliamen twill continue to function every otherweek, and an Interesting lecture lut ebeen arranged for next week .

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Co-eds to Speakon Grandparents

"Resolved, Ihat the manners an dmorals of the m'esent generation ar ebetter than those of our grandparents „

is the subject for controversy, whe nfreshettea and sophomores will mee tIn Arts '100 at ten past twelve on Fri-day, for the first of the women's inter •class debates . Miss Betty Moore an dMiss Margaret Muirhead will spea kfor Arts '31, while Miss Ethel Mc -Dowell and Miss Marlon Langridgo111'0 upholding the case for Arts '30 .Everybody Is welcome, men and wo-men, and the subject is a lively one ,so there should be a good turn-out .

Totem Presentation(Continued from Page 1)

had lasted for three generations, on eof them being built by his grand -father. Pointing to the totem pole onhis right he said that it represente da man climbing a tree, in one handit knife, in the other a charm . Thischarm It was believed helped theIndian In fishing and hunting, givinghim power to conquer his prey .

The other pole had stood for man yyears outside a home bullt on th eiiusquean reserve in which celebra-tions were held. In ending his ail -dress, the chief spoke of his ancestor ,the groat Capllano, who many year sago owned most of tho land near themouth of the Fraser and on llurrar dInlet. Casimir Johnny then intro .(Weed to the audience another mem-ber of the tribe, first cousin to chie fTeem-Lan e

imctnr Farris, secretary of th eBoard of Governors of U. 11 . C ., bein gcalled upon to accept the gift., replie dto the chief In the Indian language .Then to the audience she expressedthe hope that the totem poles woul dfind a resting place worthy of thei rhistory on the University grounds ,the former hones of the Musquen mIndians ; and that the gift would bea symbol "for the Peace, IIraSrlerii Vand glory of the province of Britis h('(Iimhiit . "

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The Society of Thoth, Varsity' scelebrated ancient Egyptian societyis holding a meeting on Wednesda ynoon In Arts 204. All members, bothnew and old, are expected to atten din force .

Lttst year's scribes are reminde dthat If they are unable or unwillin gto participate in this year's actlyhies, they will be re(lueeted to be.come a»»Oclate ntentbent and stakeway for more enthuslastic newcomers .

At presort, there is a deluge ofapplications for tneuthership. Thlsyear, Instead of wt'Iting themes, no wnnenher» art+ placed on probationuntil they prove themselves worth yof full membership .

The time limit for applications fo rnctnbor»hip In the Society of Thot hhas been Net for Monday, Novembe rI .1, at C► o'clock . Appllcalions rous t1)e in writing, uddresaetl to the Gran dScribe, Society of Thoth, and placedin the Auditorium loner rack ,

'('ltin year, the Royal Eg yptianBullet that hue appeared for two site .tensire Ilonte•Cortting nights wil lcontinuo training and will presentfurther productions on different oc-casion's . in addition a Thoth Regali aDrill Team is being formed, and wil lappear at some of the MoKeohnl eCup games ,

Muck Page, Continued

Late

Late that night I crept Into bed .No thought of rising entered my head .I dreamed a decays of endless slee pUnder a mountain of blankets steep ,

But alas! the alarm clock's blatant ring(Oh! how I hate the cursed thing )Reminded net of lectu r es at nine ,At which I must be exactly on time ,

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a cuss ,

\\'ilh premonition as to my fate ,I entered the lecture roots 10 minute e

late.'flit' prof . was young and also stern ,That lateness was human, he'd yet t o

learn .

IIc would not hear villa I had to say ,Nut. advisod ni p (pdelly go away .For it moment I stood there dumbl y

staring ,While he at ne was so angrily glaring .Then slowly, slowly, with feet of lea d1 'emit back hone( and so to bed .

—H, K .

By the Same Totem_

The totem polest'ecently presente dto the University are no doubt a grea tacrluisiltou to the beauties of this in-slilutien . Their brand-new paint wil lcertainly add it touch of colour to th erather if)'ah surroundings, (althoug ha few ('Id farhietled !Heath . mi g h t Po ,Silly man e :r t.ILu nricinal halite celnur -

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PRESIDENT TO ATTEN D

MEETING IN CHICAG O

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NOTICE TO STUDENTS !

On account of the Armistice 1)a yceremony at the University on Friday ,Nnveniher 111h, 10 :110 ('elock lectureswill ho dismissed at. 10 :45 and 11 :00('clock lectures will bo cancelled .

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THE UBYSSEY

NOVEMBER 9TH, 1927

Vancouver Trounces

Varsity Squad

Vancouver's Big Four Canadia nRugby entry evened its chances wit hthose of Varsity for winning th oprovincitil championship, the Lipto nCup and a trip to the prairies, whe nit vanquished the overconfident tea msent against them by the universit yon Monday, The city scored twelv epoints on two touches and two dead -lines, while the sttuionts wore ableto kick once behind tho real' lino fo rtheir single point .

The game will) exceptionally wel lattended and over two hundredstudents and alumni turned out t osupport their teats . Many of thos ewere witnessing Canadian Rugby forthe first time anti were much disnp -I ►ointed, It far hotter showing icin gexpected of Varsity, Little can b e)said in excuse for this defeat, Vnn •(•never, being appreciably heavier hada slight advantage with the weathercnndltlonH art they were . Varsity' sbackfield wait not able to work t oadvantage along the lines in which i texeclls, on a slippery field . N'ant-w'ortll wee unable to get going an dVarsity consequently mule few yard swhere many were expected . The line ,heralded aH the strongest in th eleague, wait far from its usual form .Time and again Vancouver fount! t tflaw in it and bucked through toblock a kick or trickle one of Varsity' sbacks running up with the ball .Shields dirt some good kicking but onmore than one occasion the linebroke before he could get the bal lcut His tackling was also com-mendable . Outside of his work andhelmet's thirty yard got-away In Ol elast quarter, Varsity did nothin gbrilliant, Generally the tackling wa slittle better than that displayed 81•V .eral games back .

No doubt Vancouver's touch whichranee early In rho first (Dilater Hcrse das a damper to the spirits of a tea mwhich in previrnals games had ;timersscored the first points . The play, be-ing practically confined to Varsity'shalt' of the field gave Vancouver th eopportunity to score on kicks and i tit remarkable that the City's back -field were able to score only twopoints .

V' Itileouvel ' 5 two touch-downs wer escored by Alward and Foster. Thislean) showed decided improvement sover their style earlier in the season .Their lino stood up very well andtheir halfbacks showed great spee dIn picking and ru'.ining up with thehall .

Varsity fumbled to excess and los tyards many times on offside or for.ward pass penalties, A week of hardpractise . should correct these faultsand put the team in better steadwhen it. meets the city In the final snext week . To have ruined Varsity' shopes of going through the aerie swithout a defeat. is disappointing bu tshould not be discouraging . A fewdays of persistent hard work ca ngreatly Improve chances of tacking th ec'hempieuship .

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Ex--King George

Next Saturday afternoon the un-beaten Science bruisers will, in allprobability, clash with the ex-Kin gGeorge squad In the final game of th eMiller Cup Series . This promises tobe a real spectacular, heart-throbbing ,fast, thrilling, death driving tussle ,and we can guarantee the best exhibi-tion of straight football seen in thos eparts for many seaebns . The MillerCup has not rested on Varsity shelve sfor many moons and if the boiler-makers can got a little yelling her eand there and now and then Saturday ,they feel confident that they will brin gthe old soup-dish home whore it be -longs .

There were twelve neon on las tSaturday's programme who belong tothe bowler hat aggregation and th eother three are of the same caliber a sthe rest so that it Its football youwfnit why there Is going to be goo dand plenty of it on the 12th . Let's seeyou out ,

WOMEN'S ATHLETICS

At a recent meeting of the Women' sAthletic Association many importan tresolutions were carried . It was de •cided that women playing on team sshould not be required to pay a de-posit for wearing sweaters, The col-lection of sweaters is to be left to thecurators of each club at the end o fthe season .

The women will have their ow ntrack meet at the oval In the spring .

The Golf Club is now included In th econstitution of the W, A . A. as a sub-minor sport .

A constitution for a \Vomen'n Skat-ing Club Is to be drawn up ,

Cornrnittees were formed to mak earrangements for the track meet, an dthe skating club. The sleeting thenadjourned ,

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Varsity Victorious in2 of 3 Games

In the second game Varsity SeniorA women displayed lots in vanquish-ing Woodwards, champions of th eCommercial League, to the tune of 85 -15 . The co-ed entry is the snappies twomen's team seen in these parts i nthe memory of the oldest grad . Theyplay an open, fast-passing game, thatwould do credit to a good many men'steams, and show great ability in bor-ing in under the basket . Once there ,they don't waste much time puttin gthe ball where it does the most good .This type of play does not tend todevelop individual stars, but ratherstresses team-work and combination ,which is the aim of the coach, Arnol dHenderson .

RUGBY TO ENTE RTHIRD TEA M

IN SERIES

JUNIOR SOCCER I SHELD TO A DRAW

Varsity's junior soccer team drewwith the First Church aggregation onSaturday afternoon with a 1-1 score.The Blue and (cold squad was weak-ened by the absence of Jack Mills ,the centre half, Robson and Fernlund .Fortunately there were three spfire Hout to fill their places, and a tea mcould be fielded ,

In the first half Dawe had a rathe r(In g ot time in goal, and for that reaso nswitchod with Me(regor in th esecond stanza, As a forward Daw ewas fall of pep and forced Varsity' sonly goal with it magnificent header .The backline was very safe, and Mc'Gregor in goal stopped some risk yshots . The half litre was hard-workingthroughout the struggle, and the for -wards, though ►tot very productiv eplayed good combination .

The lineup wife as follows : Goal ,Dawe ; backs : 1itchell anti Stafford ;half line : Sanderson, McKenzie an dPrice ; forwards : ICeenleyside, Wright ,McKellar, McGregor and England .

'Wilson .Edmonton—Kinney, Barnett, Mc .

Neill, McLenmul„ Grover, Sachsc ,Softness, ,cones, Turner, Roos, Dray -ton, Jardine, Lewis and McRae ,

FRESHMEN SOCCE RLOSE

'I'he Freshmen carte out on th esmall end of an Sea score with Cap-(lane last Saturday. The hoys fough thard continually but were playin gagainst a superior team . Special Dien •tion should he mane of Clarke, Nort hend 14rnedict .

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Grads and uudergrads who packe dNormal Gym, to capacity on Saturday In order to give all those who havenight sure got their money's worth in been turning out an opportunity toentertainment value. Three basket• play English Rugby, arrangementshall games, in two of which Varsity have been made with the Vancouve rwere victorious, kept them on their Rugby Union to enter a third team I ntoes for nearly three hours, after the Intermediate Series . This, we be -which they kept on someone else's for ]love, stands as a record in Universitytwo more.

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In the first game Varsity 's Inter- over seventy-five men are turning ou t

mediate A outfit lost out to the Hal• regularly to play English rugby an deyons in a hard fought battle, The goes a long way to show the populari •

score, 24 .18, fairly represents the play, ty of the sport at the local "U ."as Halcyons tar outnumbered Varsity

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In shots on the huskot and played a out for this afternoon ' s practise .bettor game generally, The Black Recent games show the betterment i nand White took the lead right at the condition and higher advice Is for al lstart with fa coupld of pretty baskets, follows to keep in shape, There is noand were never overtaken, leading 14• reason why Varsity shouldn't cash i n9 at halt•time . Versify carte back a on Homo of the Intermediate silver -bit stronger in the second period . but vi-our, Not many years back this lnsti •Haleyons chocked hard and loft few tution hold every Rugby mug in theopenings, Alec Mitchell, scoring nine Province ,points, was outstanding for Varsity, Chalk talks and general discussionswith Gavin working hard at guard . are held every Thursday noon inWith some practice in shooting un- Applied Science 100 and players ar eder the capable eye of Hugh ()rant, requested to watch the notice hoard sthe boys should develop and be right for changes in line-ups .at the top during the season . Varsitylined up : Mitchell 9, Dawe 6, White 2 ,Dunbar 1, Gavin, Crawford and Reid .

In the fleet half, the Blue and Goldoverwhelmed their opponents, chalk-ing up 26 points to the Store girls 4 .Jean Whyte, especially, was findin gthe hoop regularily, scoring 14 points .In the next. halt Woodwards seemed toget going better, and outscored theCo-eds 1 1 . 9, E . Abrams scoring severa lspectacular long shots . Just beforetime, however, Varsity clime back an dslaking the final score 35 . 15 . '1'bescored 5 points In quick succession ,team : It . Harris 6, R . Tingley 4, J .Whyte 16, T . Mahon 4, C . Menton 4 ,M .

Gam eM . Agar 1, M . Lanning, W . Pronick .

The feature game of the evening

(Continued from Page 1 )followed, in which Varsity's crack showed real class, having the knac kSenior A. squad outshot the Grads 27• of doing a double compound curv e16 in a great struggle . What the II- from any angle in a straight line run .lustrious Alumni lacked in skill they He is always on the leather an dmade tip for•• In fight and (letermina- tackles hard . Bert Tupper, t h etion to show up the youngsters, but mind behind the handles, was direct •superior condition and combination ing operations with his usual ability .enabled U. B. C. to finish on top. "Battling" Bill Locke was showing theVarsity got going early and scored 5! real method of a concrete swerve. Thepoints before the old-timers na(le a ! younger Barrett was always in th e

thick of R . 13erty considers the scru mout of class with the passing mob .

The story closes with a differen tending to that of last )'ear's when th ecoung neeteeH from West Point Gre y!vent down before the powerful Rep .31 . 6 .

The visitors IIi(I not appea r

reply, but three pretty baskets le arow gave them a short lead . b'or therest of the half it was anybody' sgame, the count at half-time being 15 -11 for the college . 'Slayers and Butle rwere comhining nicely for Varsity ,showing all their last year's skill an dPaulson had his shooting eye right nil ding( roil ; Ilt a,ny lino sthe basket,

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the .second salami(, Meyers and Huller Mutiny, Noble, Morris, Farrington ,working together he) 6 counters TheHt'uggl„ was boctnieg very hotly con -tested and the substitutions werenumerous . The superior conditio nand speed of the collegians were be -ginning to tell, and the (Grads had t owork hard to hold them, in the las tfew minutes, the old timers brok eaway, Iateey Fisher mating a beauti .ful long shot .

Difaclionald mad eVarsity's last score just as thewhistle blew, For the Grads, Wallace ,Abercrombie . and Fisher were out -standing, but the whole team worke dhard . Mayers, Paulson and littlerwere effective for Varsity. The teamas a whole was going fine and display-ing some fine combination .

The lineups -- Varsity : Butler 6 ,Paulson 5, Mayers 10, Grant, 1Wcl' ;iven ,Robinson 1, McDonald 2, tionderson .

Grads : Wallace 2, ienderson 1 ,Abercrombie 4, I'eawill 2, Gordon ,Mellor 7, King I, ('mnmings ,

The gore was thou cleared away a sco-eds with their men cant, pilingdown from the HIdeH in vast. numbory .Am :soon es the "Arkansas `1'raveliors "swung Into action, the gym began t olook like n miniature Free' Receptio nSlalcl oid grads at last slued by andwnnder'ed whaal their Alma Mater iviescoaling to, but once they cuughl th espirit of the (,('casino, were art frivo loily its any freshmen. The allegeddance was of the rill In variety andmalty were the (Ilrty looks cast byAlumni as hold freshmen attempted t oH()1)au'ate then) front Hott)w chIu'min gco-(+d . This state of (Metre continue dfor almost i wo hours . 'Thou ;uutc ewas declared and gratin and student st r ooped home, tired but happy after astrenuous day's enjoyment .

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