Last-minute Christmas shopping tips from 'The Five'

This can be a rush transcript via "The Five," December 23, 2013. This kind of copy may well not bein its final form and may be updated.

BOB BECKEL, CO-HOST: Merry eve of Christmas Eve. I'm Bob Beckel, along with KimberlyGuilfoyle, Eric Bolling, Dana Perino and also Greg Gutfeld.

It's 5:00 in The Large Apple City. As Well As this is "The Five".

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BECKEL: who had been individuals people?

It's my favorite time of year. The Particular family members will get together, plus some relativesyou would like to determine plus some an individual don't. everyone is within excellent spirits.

The kids especially, the particular children can't await Santa in order to come on the chimney.

But issues may be additionally a bit chaotic this time of year. In case you procrastinated youunderstand what I'm talking about. The Particular last-minute shopping, the particular very excellentnews is actually there's a great deal of cool stuff to determine on through out there.

(VIDEO CLIP PLAYS, COOL CHRISTMAS COMMERCIALS)

BECKEL: OK, now, Eric, i want to commence with you. Do you prefer any 1 of these ads particularly?

ERIC BOLLING, CO-HOST: Yes, I just like the second one.

BECKEL: Your one with the guy --

BOLLING: Joe Boxers.

BECKEL: I got trouble along with that certain before.

(CROSSTALK)

BOLLING: you got inside difficulty with this one. We went around the table and stated boxer briefs --

BECKEL: are anyone ready for Christmas?

BOLLING: Do you want to chat about you declaring nothing. We lost it.

BECKEL: Yes, we did, didn't we? never mind you.

Dana, have you carried out most of your Christmas shopping?

DANA PERINO, CO-HOST: I do a thing that I think any lot of females do which could be I visited findmy better half a new present today to make sure I had been ready with regard to Christmas, as wellas I bought 3 issues for myself: since these folks were in sale.

And I'm wearing 1 -- I shouldn't possess stated this since he's most likely watching.

There will be something below the tree pertaining to him, I just do not necessarily know what it islikely to be. I believed the commercials this season weren't as annoying as some other years. I justlike the Residence Depot commercial. We didn't reveal that one.

Like the particular Apple one, it's fairly good. Great year.

BECKEL: We'll take a look at the actual Apple one, but first, i want to appear as associated with thisapple.

GREG GUTFELD, CO-HOST: An Individual know, I'm considering that Joe Boxer advertisement withmost the men within the boxers, I just want to create any point. The idea is known as Christmas Eve,not necessarily Christmas Steve. This makes me sick to always be able to my stomach the way thisnation is going. It's offensive to always be able to me.

PERINO: Tend To Be an individual joking?

GUTFELD: I could say I'm joking yes. I such as folks to not know.

OK, any handful of thoughts here. One, why doesn't someone come up using a delivery wrappingvan, any van that will will come for your home just such as a food truck and also wraps your currentpresents, simply because I can't do it. And I Also don't want to buy the wrapping stuff. Simplysomebody come and also get it done for me being a meals truck in which wraps gifts.

The various other thing, there are millions associated with people such as you. I went shopping inSaturday, 90 % associated with the people were buying stuff for themselves. And I Am like, can't youmerely delay to acquire a month so jerks just like us could cope with our Christmas shopping?

BECKEL: Greg, an individual need to order online and furthermore you verify finished . which sayswrap.

PERINO: not every -- but, see, merchants are not consistent inside the wrapping along with giftmessage part. That's where internet shopping could improve.

BECKEL: Well, I'll let anyone know -- how about you, are anyone currently almost all set? AreUsually a person ready?

KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, CO-HOST: Yes.

BECKEL: How is the son, by the way?

GUILFOYLE: He is doing really well. Thank you. And Also we picked out a new Christmas tree andthen I went alongside to go find lights, just like we're just about all sold-out light to create -- you'vesimply no Christmas light. Like, sorry, man, I ran around in order to each location I could get. So, wegot some red, some green and any few white. We got just about all colors. So, it's good.

BECKEL: Does one decorate your own house?

BOLLING: Inside, yes, quite a bit.

(CROSSTALK)

BOLLING: where have a person been going along with this?

PERINO: We're referring to Christmas.

(CROSSTALK)

BECKEL: A Person talked about the actual controversial ads. Let's deliver the Apple commercial uphere.

(VIDEO CLIP PLAYS, APPLE AD)

GUILFOYLE: very cute.

BECKEL: That's heart-warming I guess.

GUTFELD: What? What's the point? Exactly why shall we be performing this? Exactly what a totalwaste of time. We're carrying out -- individuals arrive at watch your show, not to check at stupidcommercials. Precisely what was which about?

BOLLING: Can One say upon one other side regarding that?

(CROSSTALK)

BOLLING: let me -- I use a 15-year-old whom spends his total time, whenever we are in dinner,wherever we are, he's such as this, right?

And what exactly that was, was which was the particular kid whom removed himself through the

factor that was likely on from your family. Meanwhile, what he had been performing wasvideographing or even videotaping just about all in the nice stuff that were likely upon within hisfamily.

GUILFOYLE: and he put it together.

BOLLING: That's among the actual ads when I actually welled up when I first viewed it since I didn'tobtain it. Nevertheless when the factor is it in the end, you're like, whoa.

GUTFELD: An Individual cried?

BOLLING: No.

BECKEL: The Particular just factor I am aware for sure, will be my child is still heading to becometexting and not spending any kind of attention to me.

What about you, Dana?

PERINO: I thought your commercial ended up being excellent the extremely first a couple ofoccasions I noticed it.

On the actual 18th period I've seen it, I'm tired of the morose teenager.

BECKEL: An Individual are? OK.

GUILFOYLE: Nevertheless you sit next to one.

(LAUGHTER)

BECKEL: Kimberly, we're likely to skip the particular Grinch until the conclusion here.

GUILFOYLE: No, I adore the particular commercial. I thought it had been great for Apple.

GUTFELD: These People require all the aid they will will get with advertising because that they aredoing so poorly.

GUILFOYLE: Oh my gosh. I thought it had been -- I love Christmas. I just such as the undeniable factthat no make the difference what's taking place within your life, you really must stop, slow down,and think about some other people and the true meaning involving Christmas and additionally theblessing involving Jesus. And I Also think that is a very nice thing

-- Greg.

BECKEL: Greg, now, you stepped about that. Go ahead.

PERINO: Christmas jeez.

GUTFELD: I have simply no idea -- that that you already, I locate the complete factor nauseating.No, Christmas, I just discover the believed of watching commercials on the TV show stupid.Commercials, they spend to be upon programs, that they spend you.

You don't take action for free. Specifically Apple, they've created -- these are most

-- the richest country -- business around the nation that --

BECKEL: I had liberal professors.

You like Jimmy Fallon, right? Here's Jimmy Fallon did a bit --

GUILFOYLE: can anyone cheer up?

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

JIMMY FALLON, COMEDIAN: So, should I contact that anyone simply cab?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Baby, it's cold outside.

FALLON: you know, it's actually not really that bad.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: It's cold outside.

FALLON: you may nonetheless catch the bus.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I'm going to produce breakfast pertaining to us.

FALLON: It's just two blocks away.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Tomorrow, we'll go out most day.

FALLON: I provide an early thing tomorrow.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Got a new toothbrush I can easily borrow.

FALLON: I have a meeting from my work.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: The Particular guy (INAUDIBLE)

FALLON: A Person truly can't stay.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: It's beginning to storm out.

FALLON: Yet baby, it's warm outside.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

BECKEL: I do not necessarily have a clue what which was about.

PERINO: Your Woman really wants to stay the night and he doesn't want her to stay the evening sothey really sing a song about it.

BECKEL: That's not really what I would do. I would just throw the woman's out.

(CROSSTALK)

GUILFOYLE: Similar To bye-bye -- well, you've a new various arrangement.

BECKEL: What is that all regarding it?

GUILFOYLE: the fans.

BECKEL: OK. Well, speaking regarding arrangements, Eric, anyone did the actual show before.

(LAUGHTER)

(CROSSTALK)

BECKEL: Look, I'm doing the actual best I may here.

GUTFELD: You're performing break.

BECKEL: This can become a extremely huge deal. So, you would like to speak with regards toObamaCare?

(LAUGHTER)

BOLLING: May I always be honest along with you? When ObamaCare had Apple advertisers in theP.R. department, these people could be able to sell that --

PERINO: We're planning to discuss ObamaCare within the next block.

BECKEL: We are?

(CROSSTALK)

BECKEL: OK, we're planning to handle it.

See, I was hoping we would get through this. that is the cause why that they put me in leading finishprior to we got to consider ObamaCare.

PERINO: May I ask a question?

BECKEL: Yes, go ahead.

PERINO: OK. Once you opened your show, anyone stated there are several relatives that will youneed to determine there are the handful of in which you don't want to see.

BECKEL: Yes.

PERINO: Just what relatives do you not want to see?

BECKEL: They Will are generally most dead, via drinking. Thus --

PERINO: I had been heading to exhibit who will show up.

BECKEL: No, there's several I'd like to see. I enjoy nearly all of them.

GUTFELD: but which is actually a great -- anyone know, the only method inside which I can shopwould be to drink. Such As Saturday before I went out, I went to a new bar, had a pair of massiveportions of wine simply because that's the simply real way I could stomach going into huge shopsalong with I bought quite possibly the worst gift I've actually purchased and also I don't possess anyconcept what I'm likely to do.

BOLLING: Contact that sputter is actually it?

(LAUGHTER)

GUTFELD: This specific would end up being a gift coming from FOX News.

GUILFOYLE: Dana --

BECKEL: And, Greg, you mentioned this is likely about too long.

Directly ahead, the president is truly a handful of surprise moves upon ObamaCare. Ed Henry getsthe latest and also he'll be a new portion of us here.

Plus, "Duck Dynasty" Phil Robertson is probably not breaking down -- or backing down.

Excuse me. Look, I just started, give me a new break, will you? I'm performing my best. They Willproduce the particular A-block as well as what do I got? Commercials and also Greg going nuts.

We'll tell you what he's saying.

Before we go, my friends along with co-hosts Andrea Tantaros as well as Juan Williams becauseanyone have not witnessed these people before.

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PERINO: So, today had been supposed to become your deadline day for most Americans to sign upfor ObamaCare. but the actual administration offers just expended that will for you to tomorrow --that's Bob's telephone -- upon Christmas Eve, within anticipation of, quote, "high demand".

BECKEL: I'm sorry, man.

PERINO: Meanwhile, over the actual weekend, Democratic Senator Joe Manchin as soon as againcalled to find a delay involving the typical person mandate, warning associated with disasters ifthere is actually not plenty involving time for your rollout.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

SEN. JOE MANCHIN (D), WEST VIRGINIA: Here's after your day, if it's thus far more expensive ascompared to we anticipated and also that the coverage isn't of the identical quality as we've had, youpossess a total meltdown at that time. Consequently this transitional yr provides you a opportunityto adjust industry and in addition to notice when the marketplace will absorb as well as purchase the

product. It falls from its excess weight along with basically the expense becomes more than we couldabsorb.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

PERINO: Nevertheless in accordance with President Obama, everything is simply fine.

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BARACK OBAMA, PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES: The Actual simple structure of that lawwill be working, despite all the problems. Despite the actual Net web site problems, despite themessaging problems, despite almost all of that, it's working.

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PERINO: We discovered today that the president himself has just enrolled for any bronze strategythe White house admits will never become employed in whatever way while he gets healthcarethrough his employer.

For more about that will news, let's generate chief White Home correspondent along with among ourfavorite guests, Ed Henry, through Washington.

BECKEL: speak with regard to yourself.

GUTFELD: Boo.

PERINO: Ed Henry is actually among our favorite guests.

ED HENRY, FOX NEWS CHIEF WHITE CORRESPONDENT: Exactly what does Bob get against me? Ican't stand that.

PERINO: Zero 1 can be against you. We're most for you, Ed Henry.

HENRY: Thank you.

GUTFELD: I hate you. I hate you, Ed.

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PERINO: Ed, are you in a new position to bring us up to speed on which your White Home thinks andwhat are they doing? Tend To Be that they totally disconnected or even do they think they are onstrong footing starting 2014?

HENRY: Within private, they are realistic, a lot more reasonable compared to they are usuallypublicly. you defintely won't be surprised to locate out to become able to say to me candidly whichthey are usually nonetheless nervous. Which when they keep saying the particular Web website isactually getting better, they're nervous it's likely to breakdown once again simply because theysimply don't know. they are already burned before. Additionally they tend to be cautiously optimisticthe benefits of the law are generally going to begin kicking in.

And so, although this really is this glass half empty sensation among the president's critics, they

nonetheless possess the glass half full. Which in the big event you could work through these bumpsas well as these are large bumps, just not tiny small speed bumps, they might be hoping this factorwill be planning to flip around.

We're planning to discover within the next couple regarding weeks frankly while it's likely to playout more than the subsequent six, eight, 10 months. The Particular next week or even two, we'replanning to discover whether these enrolments are usually for real, or, whether, an individual know,both the million folks your president touted, if a few of these upon January

1 or 2 go for the -- and discover out the particular premium didn't allow it for you to be towards theinsurance business and also they tend to be not actually insured, quote/unquote, "being enrolled" isa sham along with he'll use a issue in his hands when you have Democrats such as Joe Manchindeclaring we could probably be headed to get a meltdown.

Now, he's a conservative Democrat. He's in absolutely no way been a new fan involving thispresident, we should end up being aware of that. but nonetheless, he's a Democrat who's saying thisthing might be headed to acquire a meltdown. They've reached spend awareness of that.

PERINO: And, in fact, let's listen to one much more person before we transform it over to Eric. He'slikely to request a question. This is Robert Gibbs echoing comparable sentiments on "Meet YourPress" yesterday.

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DAVID GREGORY, NBC NEWS: This specific is really a test, Robert, regarding big progressivegovernment solving a huge societal problem. That's what he took on. that can be a large projectregarding his presidency.

ROBERT GIBBS, FORMER WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY: Absolutely No doubt with regardsto it. I would say this is the actual worst year the actual presidency can beat out 2011.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

PERINO: So, I'm likely to transform it over to Eric who's likely to inquire you a issue and maybeyou'll end up being in a new position to remark about that ad.

BOLLING: So, it actually strikes me. Here is the nearly all transparent president inside the globeand it was going to become in which way, nevertheless then again he enrolled with regard toObamaCare nevertheless it turns out he didn't because he does not really have to.

It's nearly -- it's truly a joke. The idea is learning to become a charade. The Particular American folkshave to check as associated with this go and we have zero idea what's going on. These People delaythe employer mandate, they delay areas of the person mandate, you may find waivers.

The law is now any shambles. We don't even know what it is. What exactly are the rules? We haven'tany idea what's going on.

BECKEL: Is Actually there a problem within somewhere?

BOLLING: the issue is, Ed, how are they're going to handle this? Is Actually there any kind ofsalvaging this for the administration?

HENRY: Yes, that they nevertheless believe there is. Look, I believe Chuck Todd asked any question,another day, which is, a person know, he didn't quite go as way while you just does an instant ago,yet he said, look, you're the actual president whom keep stating we have got got to avoid yourRepublicans via repealing your law, you're basically repealing what your law states in your very ownpersonal piece through piece.

The president, of course, pushed again in which as you played in that bite earlier, and also said,look, your core regarding this law is even now there. However there are real questions regardingwhether the core is the fact that strong. Whenever you mount up net-net, how lots associated withpeople have enrolled as well as again, we still get to find out if they're going to get insurancethroughout January, maybe many of which will.

But once you subtract your people who lost their plans, what's your net-net here throughout relationto how many, quote/unquote, "new people" have truly gotten wellness insurance. So, in the big eventthe goal here is usually to add millions more to the rolls, is it going being in any position todemonstrate in which within the subsequent 2 or perhaps three months?

PERINO: all right. Bob is actually next.

BECKEL: Ed, it's truly nice to see you together with I really was just kidding. I consider you're anexcellent guest.

And, through the way, is it possible to tell me, has got the president played golfing yet withinHawaii?

HENRY: Yes, I feel he's played, in least, this really is his second round. He is out around the golfcourse as we speak. Live, neighborhood and late-breaking, he's out on the course.

BECKEL: OK. Along With has he gotten his Christmas purchasing done?

HENRY: A Person know, I didn't talk about that question. I am aware his new year's resolution isactually he's attempting being nicer to the White Home president corps.

I'm not necessarily sure, I mean, I feel he's honest and also trustworthy nevertheless I don't considerhe really meant that.

PERINO: Bob's concerns are generally about as hard because the White Home press corps'

questions in order to Obama.

BECKEL: I has been attempting to find out if I had just about any luck associated with changing theparticular topic.

Go ahead, Kimberly.

GUILFOYLE: OK. I possess a significant issue about the compliance and enforcement. In case wearen't planning to come using an power to really fund this, the large quantity of people in whicheven signed up, they won't possess the insurance coverage because in the event the paymentshaven't gone through, then I'm expecting sometime before the State in the Union, we're planning tolisten to the particular IRS as well as another person doesn't possess the man power or thepersonnel to be capable of enforce the typical person mandate.

Is http://movies.half.ebay.com/movies-dvd_W0QQfmtZdvd there discussion about that, yet anadditional delay?

HENRY: Yes. And I Also think you will find two factors I would make. 1 is, this is truly whatDemocrat Joe Manchin is receiving at.

You know, he used the world meltdown as well as in which sound bite gets found however behindthat is any real policy he is pushing, which can easily be he stating there should be described as adelay associated with as much as per year for that penalty for that fine, for your individual mandate,simply because he could be saying, look, if folks have problems with all the Net website as well as ifnow they're having problems getting -- once they've gotten about the Net site, but the paperwork isnot planning to find towards the insurance organization inside time, how can you've the actual IRSpenalize people, just how can you have in order to fine folks if they're attempting to get health careplus they can't do it.

That can be a real problem this White house has not necessarily confronted yet, number one. AlongWith amount two, this is the Democrat declaring that. I'll give you what Republican ended up beingstating today, Fred Upton, wanted the particular house Republicans who's been leading thesehearings, proving, an individual know, the particular botched rollout part of this. He said, today, looknow they're changing by 24 hours, you know, the sign-up from today to tomorrow for individuals thatare queued, he said, what's next? What's the next holiday surprise?

And you have for you to wonder, say Christmas Eve or maybe the 26th or the 27th each period alarge quantity of people may certainly not be paying attention, are there much more changes withinthe works? We have absolutely no idea but however I feel that's one thing we might watch for.

PERINO: Greg, an individual said earlier in which the merely real method that you can go Christmasbuying is the fact that if you've much to drink. How about purchasing with regard to ObamaCare?Does one recommend it?

GUTFELD: Well, I want to answer Bob's issue about provides President Obama bought his presents?He doesn't buy them. He distributes. Anyone know?

But I want to make a statement then any question. ObamaCare reminds me -

- I had a buddy within school that will were built with a 1974 Honda Civic in which there get been alot more fixes for the vehicle compared to be able to the actual car. He had just just like the blinkinglicense plate, he had mud flaps, racing decals, hydraulic lifts and also spoilers, after this machinery,there ended up being clearly absolutely nothing left however this stuff which is what ObamaCare is.

So here's my suggestion, keep within mind that Harvard youngster fourteen days back throughoutfinals. Within order to obtain out of finals, he referred to always be able to as inside a bomb threat --should President Obama referred for you to as in the bomb threat upon ObamaCare? Simply find outinvolving it and say, oh, my God, it is actually a disaster as well as leave?

BECKEL: He just broke your law.

GUTFELD: Yes, that has been the metaphorical.

HENRY: Greg, an individual frequently have me with regards to 85 percent of the way in and then onthe final 15 percent you decide to go off the runway using this bomb threat.

(CROSSTALK)

GUTFELD: I am aware he I mean, just like he could contact inside andhttp://www.clubapplebees.com/half-price-appetizers also say it truly is more than and done.

BOLLING: We could start a war. Consider a shot from Iran.

HENRY: Look, I believe what he are capable regarding doing is need to try to grind this out.

What these people started off along with was a grand vision these people had. Anyone know, justabout all in the levers they were pulling and also it was the perfect law. of course, there was likelybeing minor tweaks here and also there. Nevertheless that they believed they had it as well as it hadbeen planning to add millions of people.

Instead that that you found will be it isn't all there and so they happen in order to be tweaking andtweaking as well as retweaking, and also I think they'll possess to complete even more more than thesubsequent 30-60 times simply because there's likely to be a new complete host regarding problemswe have zero idea yet.

For example, the White Home is constantly about the say, anyone know, the plans that were lost hadbeen the actual people who bought their very own plans, whatever, that the 85 % of employer basedis fine. I've spoken with a variety of tiny business folks around the country that keep telling methey're getting irate calls and also emails via employees because their plans didn't mostly adjustnevertheless upon the other hand, their deductibles have got gone coming from $400 annually toend up being able to $2,000 a new year. Or Even a number of quantity similar to that.

And so, once the folks who have employer-based care that wasn't supposedly not touched spendmore from their own pocket every time they their particular kids for the doctor inside January andFebruary, that will might be additional problems the White Home is not dealing with yet.

GUTFELD: That They are not tweaking, they are twerking.

PERINO: I ended up being likely to say that.

(CROSSTALK)

PERINO: I'm sure, Ed, that the speechwriters are generally getting a blast creating the actual Statewith the Union speech throughout this holiday.

Thanks a excellent deal for coming, Ed, as well as merry, merry Christmas.

HENRY: Merry Christmas. Thanks regarding having me.

GUTFELD: Bye, Ed.

(CROSSTALK)

PERINO: Most right. Coming up, several new "Duck Dynasty" developments over the actualweekend, which includes a new statement from your duck patriarch below fire Phil Robertson. findout what he could be saying, next.

GUTFELD: Patriarch.

(COMMERCIAL BREAK)

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

LIL' WILL: So, what are we likely to complete next?

PHIL ROBERTSON, DUCK DYNASTY: We're going to wait half price trampoline aroundapproximately 10 minutes with regard to the lower fire directly into that.

LIL' WILL: Ten minutes?

ROBERTSON: You've reached wait, wait, wait. good things arrive at individuals that are waitingpatiently.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Anyone know how bored they will get throughout --

ROBERTSON: Yes, that's why it's truly a good lesson learned.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

(LAUGHTER)

GUILFOYLE: -- over the weekend, patriarch Phil Robertson who had been simply suspended simplyby A&E regarding his remarks with regards to sexuality spoke out upon his or her own defense.

Robertson says he's, quote, "a lover associated with humanity rather than the hater."

Now also over your weekend, there was clearly a large reversal by simply Cracker Barrel, yourrestaurant initially chose to pull "Duck Dynasty" merchandise coming from its shelves but followingan uproar coming from customers it issued this statement.

Quote, "You advised us we developed a error and which we listened. Nowadays we're putting justabout all in the `Duck Dynasty' goods again inside the shop so we apologize with regard to offendingyou."

OK. So, this is a excellent reversal. Anyone like that? That's what you call a new pro, baby.

(CROSSTALK)

GUILFOYLE: Bolling, since a person had been talking in order to me, you're up first.

BOLLING: Which was really well done.

OK. So, here's more than your weekend, A&E got heat and consequently they got a commentdeclaring they are usually likely to continue to run the actual episodes that are currently within thecould using Phil. We expected that.

Cracker Barrel pulled products off his or her shelves along with inside 48 hours put them againabout along with apologized.

Now, here's the actual issue. That They apologized as well as said, look, we designed a blunder andanswered to the totally free market, they will do every thing right. However you will find individualsout there who said stick it to be able to Cracker Barrel. they weren't there.

They made a large mistake in the first place.

I say don't stick it to Cracker Barrel. This can end up being a great business and so they admitted foryou to making a mistake. America is about 2nd chances.

(CROSSTALK)

BECKEL: Exactly. Have anyone ever ever been in a Cracker Barrel?

BOLLING: I have. It's fantastic.

BECKEL: I don't know why that they missed it, yet every among those individuals inside could be"Duck Dynasty" people.

BOLLING: Listen, the particular founder, Mr. Evins, I understand Mr. Evins, just before he passedaway. Excellent man. He could not pull the products. Had he been alive, that will wouldn't happen.

GUILFOYLE: He's right.

BOLLING: Yet let cut him a amount of slack. That They developed a mistake, these people admittedto some mistake, Bob, most regarding us create mistakes, right? that is a totally free market alteritself.

All right. Dana, generating faces.

PERINO: I'm fed up with the actual story.

GUIFOYLE: Oh, anyone are?

PERINO: Yes.

GUTFELD: Boo hoo. What do you want to speak about? Dogs.

PERINO: I believe folks are underestimating how sensitive many people had been for the remark aswell as which these folks were harm through them, OK? Therefore then I furthermore believe that Ican't judge anybody else, since I've got plenty involving my own, personal sins I've reached deal withas well as I'll offer your together with God.

I think individuals are ready for Christmas and to transfer in through this. A&E just isn't likely topull the show, Creighton Barrel --

GUTFELD: Cracker Barrel.

PERINO: Yes, Creighton --

(LAUGHTER)

PERINO: That They don't get oatmeal there.

They possess serving dishes.

(CROSSTALK)

PERINO: I feel that people are ready to --

GUILFOYLE: OK, nevertheless real quick, from a communication perspective, would you like the wayCracker Barrel handled it and also stated we made a mistake, and that we listened to always be ableto our shoppers and also now this is what we're planning to do?

PERINO: I don't know. I feel that here's -- for a lot of these companies, they do not talk towards theP.R. people prior to they create a decision similar to that. It's often after the fact.

Remember once the airline which charged veterans coming home coming from Afghanistan extracharges with regard to his or her bags, along with that has been a huge P.R.

nightmare, nobody talks to the P.R. individuals prior to they create a policy decision, that's alwaysfollowing your fact.

GUIFOYLE: That's why I request an individual the actual communication question.

(CROSSTALK)

GUILFOYLE: and for the purple person over there.

GUTFELD: I wish I produced this point however my friend Gavin did. I had been talking for you tohim this morning, and that will he said, could you find anyone much less obscure when comparedwith Phil Robertson if he did not have "Duck Dynasty"?

He lives inside a swamp. He doesn't talk to anybody, he lives their own life.

It wasn't until "Duck Dynasty" came out he became famous. Therefore it's not such as he ended upbeing walking -- he walks down the trail having a indicator along using his beliefs, telling everybodywhat he does.

GUILFOYLE: He's an exclusive swamp person.

GUTFELD: Yes, he eats along with kills frogs. So, I mean, it can not bother anybody. They are hisopinions. These kind of usually tend to be not his actions. I feel that's probably the most intriguingthing.

GUILFOYLE: I want to get my buddy Bob in.

BECKEL: you walked down the trail carrying a sign. America, adore it as well as depart it.

PERINO: Along With nobody can see it.

BECKEL: all of you professors get out, you're all deported. I agree together with Dana, I considerwe've operate this baby in to the ground.

GUILFOYLE: OK. Let's operate it a few more.

GUTFELD: but we don't possess a story yet to replace it.

GUILFOYLE: Yes, we do. I possess yet another 1 coming out which you sent out as a pitch.

GUTFELD: Oh, that's right.

GUILFOYLE: a P.R. executive with a media company sends the tasteless tweet before taking off tobecome able to Africa along with it's fired just before the girl even landed. Precisely what yourwoman wrote in which got the woman's canned. That's immediately ahead. Remain along with us.

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GUTFELD: Friday night, the P.R. flack named Justine Sacco tweeted a tasteless joke as the ladyended up being boarding a new flight. This read, "Going for you to Africa, hope I do not really getAIDS, just kidding, I'm white."

The weblog BuzzFeed tweeted it because the worst feed of time so that will as Sacco took off, shehas been totally unaware that will listed below in Earth, your ex world had been disappearing. Anytime the lady found its way to South Africa like 12 hours later, she's recently been fired, unaware,almost all without any single chance to defend herself. Countless articles had already beencataloguing the girl demise as World wide web mobs cheered.

In this modern world where bullying is actually condemned by famous names and faces, youraccurate meaning of bullying is actually sensing an opening and also getting it many did.

And did the girl tweet require firing? Probably. I thought it was a new commentary from hownegative blacks get it if this will come for you to AIDS. but she's within P.R., therefore the girl oughtin order to know better.

I'm certain if a left-wing comic has mentioned this, though, many might have chuckled.

But, look, you don't want pitch forks in order to form the mob. Simply any junky blood thirst as wellas an ignorance which you could be next. Watching your Web, awaiting Justine to always be able toproperty because they knitted a new news, I stumbled on 1 conclusion, when left to their owndevices, literally, humans are generally creeps.

She apologized, any written statement declaring the lady has been insensitive in order to this crisisalong with had been ashamed of creating this AIDS joke.

K.G., should the girl are already fired?

GUILFOYLE: Yes, because sometimes sorry is unappealing enough. I discovered in which throughRonin.

GUTFELD: Yes.

GUILFOYLE: A Person know, you'll always be able to say sorry for something yet it will be simply notreally planning to cut it. How would you even feel that way as well as say something so rereprehensible of a disease which includes killed therefore many particularly in Africa where certain

parts are generally impoverished. An Individual have youngsters dying and youngsters getting borntogether with AIDS. It's actually nothing to joke about.

GUTFELD: I know. However the one thing can be maybe, Dana, I misread this joke, nevertheless Ithought it had been much more of a white privilege analysis commentary upon --

PERINO: White guilt.

GUTFELD: Yes, white guilt. Just Like we do not have this challenge and therefore they do.

PERINO: I thought you collectively with I speak about which about Friday night if the tweet veryfirst broke as well as I said, Susan Sarandon, I said, well, now don't you think she meant this?Anyone said, yes, I feel that is actually what your woman meant.

GUTFELD: That doesn't matter, though.

(CROSSTALK)

PERINO: (INAUDIBLE) she wrote is quite good. I think like a P.R. executive, implementing anystrategy in order to apologize, which was quite good. Yet judgment can be questionable. but I dobelieve it reminded us we're most basically 1 tweet far from being fired.

GUTFELD: Yes.

PERINO: However this also is new H.R. territory. What are the particular policies? What exactly arethe particular lines drawn?

Can people have private --

GUTFELD: If you have to do more Jasper junk, you might obtain fired through "The Five".

PERINO: I don't launch individuals just about any more. Public collection.

GUTFELD: I knew it.

BOLLING: So, I had the identical reaction. Similar To this actually is white privilege.

She's getting maybe not really funny -- don't try being funny if you usually are generally not funny.

But there get been other tweets that will I read. The Girl is actually like a repeat offender.

At one point, your woman made a joke regarding your ex and a handicap individual as well as #fml --look it if you have zero idea what that will means.

So, yes, everybody deserves a new 2nd opportunity nevertheless would you deserve a third alongwith fourth.

GUILFOYLE: However she's not therefore innocent. She's a new recidivist associated with bad tasteas well as poor jokes, and also inappropriate comments.

GUTFELD: I like recidivist. Which can always be a fantastic word.

She furthermore said something, remember, the lady has been about the plane and she talked aboutyour body odor of your German. So, the girl clearly has a fixation in various other cultures --

PERINO: She'll use a job with a reality present within regarding twenty minutes.

BECKEL: She's got -- the girl is in advertising and there is certainly not any excuse. I don't accept itis actually white guilt. I think she's a race problem and deserved to be fired and within almost allprobability deserves -- well, let your ex go on. Anyone don't say something similar to that.

AIDS get devastated that country.

GUILFOYLE: Terrible.

BECKEL: and the concept that a range of P.R. flack would say some thing that way is just beyondcomprehensive. I'm mobbing up against her.

PERINO: Your Woman wasn't any low-level staffer. She's had a significant task as getting a director.The Girl had a large quantity of responsibility, the lot of clients, plus a great offer of having for youto pay the woman's a new lot of cash on her pr judgment.

(CROSSTALK)

GUTFELD: Carry out you think simply because the lady ended up being flying your woman has beenabout -- a person know, did just a new little pill, then -- since I mean, your woman tweets like, may Iobtain in trouble if I tweet while inebriated.

PERINO: she has been searching for attention. The Lady offers 574 followers just before this.

GUILFOYLE: And Also now --

PERINO: The Girl doesn't possess a job.

GUTFELD: she has a lot more followers no job.

PERINO: Right, which in turn in the actual current globe may be any success.

GUTFELD: Yes.

All right. Coming up, there is nothing a whole lot worse as compared to yet another boring lovedones Christmas card. Well, maybe there's something worse. This.

Stay tuned for your nearly all obnoxious -- they're referred to as Holderness (ph) family. God, Idespise them. Your Christmas jammy's next, it taught me in order to be throw up.

Plus, we plug really "Saturday Night Live", despite it being up against "RED EYE". You'll note thatwhen we return.

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BOLLING: Welcome back, everybody. 3 fetching topics, 7 fleeting minutes and something fired-uphost. These Days we bring an individual the particular funny, the particular fun and also the reallyfeel good. We start with almost all the funny. Inside fact the really, truly funny.

Check out "Saturday Night Live," Justin Timberlake and also Jimmy Fallon rapping as competitivepackage deal wrapping mascots. Hilarious. Watch.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, SINGER (rapping): This really is my style. I think it's really vital.

JIMMY FALLON, LATE-NIGHT TALK SHOW HOST (rapping): to wrap...

TIMBERLAKE: ... a new gift.

TIMBERLAKE: (UNINTELLIGIBLE)

FALLON: It's tricky. Here we go.

TIMBERLAKE: It's tricky for you to encapsulate a new gift. you place your print (ph). An Individualmake it work. It's tricky.

FALLON: It's tricky. It's tricky.

TIMBERLAKE: It's tricky to cover a new gift. Anyone can easily roll-up and also lose its shape. It'stricky.

FALLON: It's tricky. It's tricky.

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GUILFOYLE: I enjoy it.

BOLLING: J.T.'s rapping. J.T.'s rapping.

GUILFOYLE: I want which dancing, rapping job.

BOLLING: Timberlake, that's a occurring character pertaining to Timberlake, however in thewedding you add Fallon, you could not beat that.

GUILFOYLE: They Will have got great chemistry together, type of like this group. Along With theycan play off each other well. Clever lyrics, dancing.

It just exhibits if you've several talent along with ability you probably could make something appeartype of good.

BECKEL: To Become Able To make that appear to be good, it takes a new great deal of talent. I don'tget it.

I mean -- Along With who're that they supposed to become able to represent? Will Be this supposedbeing like...

GUILFOYLE: These People are generally packages.

BOLLING: Wrapping packages.

BECKEL: I order mine wrapped online.

PERINO: their hands appear just just like the guy via Hamburger Helper.

BOLLING: Right.

PERINO: As Well As as a rapper, I would claim that that was OK.

GUILFOYLE: run DMC (ph).

Got to produce a new comeback album. How regarding Beyonce developed a new album. Your Ownfans are usually waiting.

GUTFELD: Will Be there something in that will could be -- competes using the Five"

that we like? Something on? Anything? What's upon at 5? you DVR and you watch that. What's 5p.m. in CNN, is that good?

PERINO: I like to DVR, simply because I can easily watch it over as well as over.

GUTFELD: Inside your current secret shrine.

GUILFOYLE: because you understand what precisely is about it anyway.

BOLLING: A Person want this 1 or even you need to maneuver on?

GUTFELD: No, you'll become able to transfer on.

BOLLING: I can transfer on? OK, next, this family's video...

GUTFELD: I hate this one.

BOLLING: You're up first. has gone viral. Twelve million views. Family Members tossing his or herday jobs to start a new production company. Their Particular initial gig:

their personal video starring the entire family. Watch.

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Folks in the front yard night and day. And Also your neighbors walk by,which is what they will say.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: are individuals Christmas jammies?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: These People are usually Christmas jammies.

Check it out. We just purchased a Prius B, also it matches these perfectly.

We're wearing Christmas jammies.

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BOLLING: Most right, Craig, you're first.

GUTFELD: Yes. In case anyone watch the entire thing, it can be truly upsetting.

I don't like novelty cards, nevertheless I dislike that, specifically - he's utilizing his family in the wayto start a business.

GUILFOYLE: This is actually a bust.

GUTFELD: He employed to become a news actor. She's an actress, that an individual discover bymeans of the whole video, because he's selling, essentially, his loved ones and the companygenerating viral videos. Therefore this wasn't actually a Christmas card; it absolutely was just ameans for him to create money, which as a entirely free industry guy, all associated with thecapacity to him. I just never want to determine it again.

BOLLING: Your Own thoughts upon this one, D.?

PERINO: I'm just attempting to imagine my children again within Colorado, us doing somethingcomparable to this, and I can't visualize it. Currently Jasper...

GUILFOYLE: A Person can get leg warmers and a deer hat, and also he's rapping it out. I enjoy it.

BECKEL: I feel it's horrible. It's just horrible. I suggest this guy -- this guy desires to start acompany? He ought to go again for you to banking.

PERINO: No, he was obviously a news anchor.

BOLLING: Well, you know, he's a information anchor. She's an actress. That's a fantastic point. TheLady had been an actress. but these people place together the production company, and also guesswhat? Twelve million views, and we're talking about it.

PERINO: How many individuals bought the jammies?

GUILFOYLE: I just don't such as the stripes the way they will were.

BOLLING: The idea was a little disturbing.

GUILFOYLE: and the whole bottom section of it, it's weird.

BOLLING: Well, let's do this one. Now the particular feel good. Consequently many heartwarmingstories this Christmas season. Here's 1 most associated with us felt was actually nice. Watch thischild as he realizes he's been accepted in to Clemson University. Watch.

PERINO: Thus cool.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: This says congratulations.

RION HOLCOMBE, ACCEPTED TO CLEMSON LIFE PROGRAM: I got accepted?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: "Pleased in order to inform an individual of one's acceptance into theClemson Lifestyle Program, for the fall associated with 2014, starting August 17, 2014.

HOLCOMBE: These People stated yes?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: That They stated yes. Exactly what do you say?

HOLCOMBE: Yes!

(END VIDEO CLIP)

PERINO: I adore it.

BOLLING: that is actually Rion Holcombe.

PERINO: I adore it. And I Also adore it that will schools manage to -- they're accepting studentsearlier, such as proper before Christmas anyone can find out.

And it didn't perform out with regard to everybody regarding their particular first choice,nevertheless any lot of households may breathe a little less difficult this Christmas, knowing thattheir own youngster got into the college regarding his or her dreams. This specific can be a excellentone.

GUILFOYLE: It can be super exciting, I such as Clemson. Andrea's (ph) husband was obviously aquarterback there. It's a great school, and also I'm thus happy that will Rion is going to become ableto go there. Along With it's actually a joyful moment for your family. I love it.

BECKEL: I'll tell you, what I just like about it just isn't merely the taking a look at this, neverthelessClemson has a special program pertaining to kids that are challenged like this plus they consider 50the year. and these people give them special classes, nevertheless they let these people have apossiblity to get a higher education degree. And Which I give Clemson the large amount of creditwith regard to it.

GUILFOYLE: I love it.

BOLLING: Don't do it. Don't say some thing mean.

GUTFELD: I knew you guys were going -- I has been planning to say I hate this, simply because Icould never enter into Clemson. This had been nice, very nice.

GUILFOYLE: Clemson is within South Carolina.

PERINO: Well, not when you say it just like that.

GUTFELD: I'm not just a sentimental person, I can't aid it.

GUILFOYLE: Clemson is in South Carolina.

BECKEL: We missed that, Greg.

GUTFELD: It's nice. It's very nice. In the event that you're heading to produce one thing nice, it'seasy for that.

BOLLING: Really good. Let's leave it at that.

PERINO: Which was extremely touching.

BOLLING: one More Factor up next.

GUILFOYLE: Oh, I like it when you have this slot.

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BECKEL: Again regarding "One A Lot More Thing." We're going to commence with the Grinch aswell as Mr. Potter. When an individual bear inside mind "It's a Great Life." Greg.

GUTFELD: I loved Mr. Potter. He was awesome.

You know, oahu will be the holidays, this means the great offer of times you receive invited for youto holiday get-togethers with almost all the Internet. It's usually evites. Evites allow individuals tosay they're going. At times a lot of men as well as women use the RSVP to say that they are notgoing. Hence...

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GUTFELD: I hate these people!

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GUTFELD: These are the folks -- these are individuals that inform you why they can't make theparty, i.e., "Oh, I'm sorry. I'll always be skiing inside Aspen.

Oh, I'm parachuting inside Sweden. The Actual family members can be offshore diving throughoutAustralia." That They make use involving the party invitation as an excuse to become able to rubyour own deal with in all regarding the enjoyable things these people do.

I hate these people. I hate them. A Person know, if a person are not really planning to the party, justsay, "I ain't going. I wish I could go." Don't tell us that you and also also the actual nanny tend to begoing towards the wine nation having a gorilla.

PERINO: An Individual forgot soup kitchen.

GUTFELD: Oh, yes. "I'll end up being volunteering."

PERINO: Which will be a good one. Which drives me crazy, too. A Person can't one-up through that.

BECKEL: Dana, can you say that you're not? Go ahead.

PERINO: I cannot. Along With consequently one of the points you'll find if you're operating thisweek, just like many people are, which once you attempt to get within touch online websites thatanyone simply must reach, that there is planning to be an out-of-office reply.

And this is among the ones that I liked the most. This says, "If I reply to your e-mail, my wife will killme. If it's truly a -- what does it say --

(UNINTELLIGIBLE) please communicate by phone, text or perhaps voice mail. In the event that youmight be wanting to supply -- I can't see this. If you are attempting to supply money, I'll end up beingproper over."

I actually got a new -- anyway, if you have a creative out-of-office reply, good. In case you do notneed an office reply, please don't input it about there.

Please don't say you might be out of the office for, like, ten minutes so you have to go, like, as aresult of get your own kale smoothie.

BECKEL: Eric, you're up.

GUILFOYLE: I don't even know how to accomplish that out in the workplace reply. I swear.

PERINO: Well, you're in absolutely no way out of the office.

GUILFOYLE: No, I'm not.

BECKEL: However you're out of the office a new lot. Go ahead, Eric.

BOLLING: OK. Therefore one of the coolest reasons for operating here. I'll explain for you to youwhat.

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BOLLING: Here it is: my Christmas wish coming for you to fruition. Sarah Palin along with ElisabethHasselbeck around the "FOX and Friends" set, Christmas set. This specific is a excellent day.

ELISABETH HASSELBECK, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Merry Christmas.

SARAH PALIN, FOX NEWS CONTRIBUTOR: Merry Christmas.

BOLLING: And Also Governor, the message for you to Bob Beckel?

PALIN: Merry Christmas, even to Bob Beckel.

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BOLLING: Which was great. Also, Governor Palin's book, "Good Tidings as well as Excellent Joy."Awesome book. Pick it up. Christmastime.

PERINO: Just what have you such as concerning it?

BOLLING: I loved every small thing regarding it.

PERINO: Oh, really?

GUTFELD: He didn't study it! He didn't study it!

BOLLING: Look, I'm upon web page 74.

GUILFOYLE: Oh, my goodness. An Individual do like that small thing using Sarah as well asElisabeth.

Speaking associated with which, let's discuss New Year's Eve, because that's my favorite period of yras well as the greatest party. I like to go to right after events and also take within the pigs in ablanket along with position them within my pocket.

But from 9 p.m., an individual will find me using Bob Beckel, Bobby more than here. He's rocking itout about the grandstand. I'll be sitting on his lap, since we have only 1 chair. It's likely beingamazing.

PERINO: one chair.

GUILFOYLE: Certainly Not 1 likelihood of just one chair. Help To Make it happen. Nine p.m.

Eastern.

PERINO: As Well As then Greg and I are saved to "Red Eye."

GUILFOYLE: "Red Eye," because we is planning to be together.

And then just before that a person simply can get Elisabeth Hasselbeck along with Bill Hemmer.

They'll end up being kicking them back with 10 p.m. Eastern. We'll end up being joined simply bypeople like Bill O'Reilly and Megyn Kelly and lots of more. so please spread your world.

GUTFELD: I want to say, "Red Eye" is 12:30 New Year's Eve.

BECKEL: Great. You're out in our way then. so good.

Listen, your -- one associated with the items I've believed about. you know, I often get this bigproblem about Christmas becoming my favorite duration of the year but -

- along with all involving the presents as well as all the anxiety and many kinds of in the stuff whichgoes into it. Let's keep at heart which this actually is in order to commemorate the particular birth ofour own savior, and also it is necessary to take a few time as well as power to believe that by meansof and consider this a minute where maybe you might reconnect with the Lord.

But whatever religion you are, consider a moment in order to feel things through.

And as a Christian I look forward for you to this extremely much, heading towards the church aboutFriday night -- as well as excuse me, on Wednesday night.

Anyway, make positive you set your own DVR so you by no means miss an episode involving "TheFive." As Well As don't miss our Christmas unique tomorrow. It's likely being an exciting show.

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