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Season 1: 1998–99 [ edit ]

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Productioncode

1 1 "Pilot" Pamela

Fryman

Michael J.Weithorn& David

LittSeptember 21, 1998 101

Doug (Kevin James) and Carrie Heffernan (Leah Remini) were happy. Doug had just gotten theperfect basement with a large TV and foosball table. However, Carrie's father, Arthur Spooner (JerryStiller), accidentally burns his own house down with his "lucky" hot plate after his wife died; Arthur andCarrie's sister, Sara (Lisa Rieffel), have to move in with Doug and Carrie. As a result, Doug loses hisbasement to his eccentric father-in-law. During this time, Doug finds living in his house frustratingafter both Arthur and Sara make him late for work.

2 2 "Fat City" Robert

BerlingerCathy Yuspa &Josh Goldsmith

September 28, 1998 103

Stunned by an old photograph of Carrie's mother, Doug convinces Carrie to go on a diet and mustpretend he is going on one too.

3 3 "Cello,

Goodbye"

Gail

Mancuso

Michael J.Weithorn &

David Litt

October 5, 1998 105

When Carrie keeps skipping softball games with Doug and the guys, Doug wonders what's going on.Doug finds out that Carrie is working late for her boss, and he's starting to wonder why Carrie fell forhim. He tries to make it up to Carrie by going to a cello concert with her.

4 4 "Richie's

Song"Robert

Berlinger Tony Sheehan October 12, 1998 104

After having dinner with Richie (Larry Romano) and his wife, Doug finds out that Richie's wife cheatson him, he must confront him with the news. However, Doug has some trouble telling his friend abouthis wife, afraid that he will hurt him and finally tells him in Atlantic City while gambling. Meanwhile,Arthur depends on Doug for deodorant issues, but Doug is too distracted with Richie's problem.

5 5 "Paternal

Affairs"Brian K.Roberts

David Bickel October 19, 1998 106

Doug and Carrie throw a wedding anniversary party for themselves. Doug invites his Aunt Sheila(Brenda Vaccaro), and finds out that his aunt and uncle are having problems. When Arthur meetsDoug's aunt, he falls for her. Carrie eventually lets him date her, but ends up regretting it, leavingArthur with plans to propose to her.

6 6 "Head First" Pamela

Fryman

Michael J.Weithorn &

David LittOctober 26, 1998 102

After a stressful day of working and accompanying Arthur on errands, Doug receives a "very specialthank you" in the form of sex from Carrie. Doug realizes that the more time he spends with Arthur, themore sex he gets from Carrie. Doug soon pretends to be very good friends with Arthur, but his planbackfires after Arthur clings to him and harasses his friends.

7 7 "The Rock"

Pamela

Fryman Stacie Lipp November 2, 1998 107Carrie is offered a large sum of money to sell her engagement ring. Doug and Carrie decide to sell itand buy a hot tub and satellite dish. When Doug first tries out the new channels he is determined tosee all the channels and grows to dislike the dish. Meanwhile Doug and Carrie find trouble with theirnew hot tub when Arthur starts to ruin their time by putting up the heat and using it without anyundergarments.

8 8 "Educating

Doug"Rob

SchillerCathy Yuspa &Josh Goldsmith

November 9, 1998 109

Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she enrolls them and Spence(Patton Oswalt) for a class where they read a book and then discuss it, but Doug fails and stealsSpence's answers.

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9 9 "RoadRayge"

RobSchiller

Tony Sheehan &David Litt

November 16, 1998 108

Doug allows Ray Barone (Ray Romano from Everybody Loves Raymond ), a sportswriter to cheat offhis test during a driving exam at the DMV and gets his license suspended. Ray attempts to make it upto him by taking him to a New York Jets game with his brother Robert (Brad Garrett). On the drivehome Ray convinces Doug to drive his car but it makes Robert jealous and finds out that Doug doesnot have a license to drive and pulls him over. After Doug finally passes his driving test he gets hit byRay's dad's (Peter Boyle) car and Doug gets hurt.

10 10 "Supermarket

Story"

Rob

Schiller

Cathy Yuspa &

Josh Goldsmith December 7, 1998 110

While looking for parking space, Carrie steals a parking space from a woman who she later needshelp from to make a Thanksgiving dinner. Doug finds his friend, Richie in the lines and is havingtrouble getting out. Doug also meets up with someone he does not know but claims to know him andmanages to have conversations with him and finally invites him to dinner when he somehow insultshim. Arthur is upset when he finds out Carrie plans to use TV dinners as a Thanksgiving dinner andconvinces her to make a good feast from scratch.He also meets a love interest who was giving awayfree samples. The show ends with Doug, Carrie, and Arthur in line for check-out with Richie somehowbehind them.

11 11 "Noel

Cowards"Rob

Schiller

David Bickel &Michael J.Weithorn

December 14, 1998 113

At Christmas time, Arthur buys Doug and Carrie a very squatty, mini car, which, of course, Doug andCarrie dislike. Richie advises Doug and Carrie to abandon the car in an area where it will most likelybe stolen, but they hesitate because it was a gift from Carrie's father.

12 12 "Fixer Upper" Rob

SchillerTony Sheehan &

David Litt December 21, 1998 111

Carrie arranges a date with a work friend and Spence, but after a saucy piece of advice from Doug,Spence scares the girl off.

13 13 "Best Man" Rob

SchillerCathy Yuspa &Josh Goldsmith

January 11, 1999 114

Doug, Carrie, Deacon (Victor Williams) and Kelly (Merrin Dungey) attend a wedding of a man Carriehad sex with once, but Doug did not know until right before the wedding and he does not tell Carriehe knows.

Guest star : Peter Tork (of the Monkees) as the band leader

14 14 "Dog Days" Rob

Schiller David Litt January 18, 1999 115

The Heffernans' neighbors the Sackskys (Bryan Cranston and Dee Dee Rescher) have an annoyingbarking dog. Doug and Carrie complain about it, but Doug feels sorry for the dog when he finds outthat all he needs are walks and secretly adopts it. Arthur thinks " Charlie Brown" is based on him.

15 15 "Crappy

Birthday"Mark

Cendrowski

Story by:KevinJames &Gary

Valentine& RockReubenTeleplay

by: David Bickel

February 1, 1999 112

Doug subscribes for a sports game on television, not realizing it falls on the same night as Carrie'sbirthday. Luckily for Doug, Carrie is depressed about her new age, so Doug makes up a lie abouthaving plans so he can sound like he remembered. Doug invites Deacon and Kelly, but in bad timing

when Deacon's mother comes to visit. During the course of the celebration several things go wrongsuch as Doug forgetting a card and having dinner outside in the cold.

16 16 "S'Ain't

Valentine's"Rob

Schiller

Story by:DavidBickel

Teleplay by:Nancy Cohen

& Michael J.Weithorn


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On Valentine's Day, Arthur attends a party at his senior center and meets a woman Mary (JerryStiller's real-life wife Anne Meara) and the two begin a love affair. Carrie is waiting for Doug atrestaurant but Doug is stuck at Spence's birthday party, but when Spence arrives, he and his mother(Grace Zabriskie) get into a fight and Doug, Richie & Deacon are stuck at his home with Spence'smother; while waiting for Doug, Carrie meets a "schmuck" at the restaurant and transforms him to bemore charming.

Note: This is the only episode in which Grace Zabriskie plays Spence's mother. For subsequentepisodes of the series, she was replaced by Anne Meara, who also guest stars in this episode.

17 17 "Court Date" Rob

Schiller

Cathy Yuspa &

Josh Goldsmith February 15, 1999 117

Carrie is asked out on a date by a police officer (Daniel Roebuck) who pulled her over the previousday (she was wearing gloves and therefore the police officer could not see her ring). After gettingsome advice from Richie, Doug gets Carrie to go on a date with him so he will not testify against her.

18 18 "White Collar" Rob

Schiller

Story by:Dan E.Fesman& Harry

VictorTeleplay by: TonySheehan

February 22, 1999 119

Doug gets promoted after the sudden severe illness of his manager at IPS. Carrie gets excited butDoug hates the job, feeling guilty when Deacon says he wanted the promotion.

19 19 "Rayny Day" RobSchiller

David Bickel March 1, 1999 120

Doug invites Richie over to talk to him about his recent divorce, but in the last minute Doug bails toplay golf with sportswriter Ray Barone. Meanwhile, while Doug and Ray are playing golf, Ray's motherMarie (Doris Roberts) keeps Carrie company.

20 20 "Train Wreck" Rob

Schiller

Story by:Ira Fritz& Neal Howard

and CathyYuspa & Josh

GoldsmithTeleplay

by: Cathy Yuspa& Josh

Goldsmith

March 15, 1999 121

Doug gets paired together with a new trainee (Julie Benz), whom he's attracted to and is afraid to tellCarrie. As always, Carrie finds out, but she does not care because she thinks of Doug as "nice".Angered by this, Doug tries to get his trainee to harass him.

21 21 "Hungry Man" Rob

Schiller Tony Sheehan April 5, 1999 116

Carrie's boss invites her and Doug to an elegant party. Doug, who is not able to eat all day, discoversthat there is no food served at the party and is desperate enough to eat raw, out of date eggs, mints,and plant food. He ruins the party by retching and almost throwing up during a show. Spence andArthur plan a business idea, but are worried about what will happen once the patent runs out andknock-offs are produced.

22 22 "Time Share" Rob

Schiller

Story by:NancyCohen

Teleplay by: Cathy

Yuspa,Josh Goldsmith& David Bickel

April 26, 1999 123

Tim and Dorothy Sacksky give their beach house to Doug and Carrie because they are gettingdivorced. Dorothy is too upset to hand over the key. Therefore Carrie gets Richie to hit on her so she

will feel better, but he ends up making her a one-night stand and Dorothy is now more upset thanbefore.

23 23 "Where's Rob

Kevin James &Rock Reuben

May 3, 1999 122

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Poppa" Schiller & Gary Valentine

Doug and Carrie get Arthur out of the house so they will have more time together.

24 24 "Art House" Rob

Schiller David Litt May 10, 1999 125

After Arthur almost gets Doug fired, Doug blows up on him. Feeling unwanted, Arthur moves out onlyto come back again.

25 25 "Maybe

Baby"Rob

SchillerMichael J.Weithorn

May 17, 1999 124

After dinner at the Palmer's watching Doug play with Kirby, the Palmers announce that Kelly'spregnant with a soon-to-be Major, leaving the Heffernan's dreams of having their own baby.

Season 2: 1999–2000 [ edit ]

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26 1 "Queasy

Rider"Rob

Schiller David Litt September 20, 1999 201

Doug's recent purchase of a motorcycle angers Carrie, but soon after, Doug secretly gets

tired of it. Arthur gets a job at pretzel shop.

27 2 "Female

Problems"Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith


After Carrie's constant togetherness with Doug, Doug finds a friend for Carrie. Soon Dougregrets his actions after Carrie and her new friend are always together leaving Doug jealousand alone.

28 3 "Assaulted

Nuts"Rob

SchillerDavidBickel

October 4, 1999 203

Doug accidentally staples himself with a staple gun in a "private" place while fooling around at work. Rather than go to the hospital, he must struggle through a loan interview for Carrie.

29 4 "Parent

Trapped"Rob

SchillerDavidBickel

October 11, 1999 204

Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie if they want to be their children's Godparents,overcome with the compliment, Doug instantly says yes, but Carrie is not completely onboard.

30 5 "Tube Stakes" Rob

SchillerIlana

Wernick October 18, 1999 207

Carrie leaves the garage door open at night. The following morning, Doug enters the garageto find that his television has been stolen. In an effort to make up, she buys Doug a new TV.

31 6 "Doug Out" Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

October 25, 1999 206

Arthur accidentally hears Doug call him a "Demented Old Circus Monkey" so Doug tries tomake it up to him.

32 7 "Get Away" Rob

SchillerTony

Sheehan November 1, 1999 208

When Doug and Carrie go on vacation to celebrate their anniversary, they decide to takeDeacon and Kelly, which ends up being a big mistake.

Rob

Story by:Kevin

JamesTeleplay

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33 8 "Dire Strayts" Schiller by: RockReuben&Gary

Valentine


Doug gets stuck half way in the attic during a visit from Ray and Debra Barone (RayRomano and Patricia Heaton).

34 9 "I, Candy" Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

Josh

Goldsmith

November 15, 1999 210

Doug gets a big head after a waitress flirts with him.

35 10 "Roamin'

Holiday"Rob

Schiller

DavidBickel &

BenWexler

November 22, 1999 209

Carrie invites a friend and her husband to stay over for the Thanksgiving weekend, meaningDoug would probably have to entertain her husband. Doug however finds him dull, so afterSpencer and his mother get into a fight, Doug takes advantage and convinces Spence to askto stay over at the Heffernans.

36 11 "Sparing

Carrie"Rob

Schiller

Story by:Cathy

Yuspa &Josh

GoldsmithTeleplay by: David

Bickel

November 29, 1999 211

Doug's bowling team bowls just for fun and is financially supported by the local ale house, butnow they threaten to no longer support them if they continue to be on a constant losingstreak. Doug soon realizes Carrie is the problem so he removes her from the team making foran awkward household.

37 12 "Net

Prophets"Rob

Schiller David Litt December 13, 1999 212

During Christmas time, Doug receives his Christmas bonus and Carrie eventually talks Douginto investing it in to net stocks.

38 13 "Party Favor" Rob

Schiller

Story by:RockReubenTeleplay by: KevinJames &

GaryValentine

January 10, 2000 215

Doug's cousin Danny (Gary Valentine) has no best man for his marriage, so Doug reluctantlyfills in and also arranges a bachelor party. Unfortunately Danny does not seem to have manyfriends who want to come.

39 14 "Block Buster" RobSchiller

TonySheehan

January 17, 2000 213

It's Doug's high school football reunion and he boasts about his famous block. But everyonebesides him remembers his now handicapped ex-team mate (Pat Finn) making the block.Doug tries to find proof on some old tapes.

40 15 "Frozen Pop" Rob

SchillerBen

Wexler January 24, 2000 214

Arthur moves upstairs because his cellar gets too cold in winter. Doug does not like it and waits for warmer weather, but Arthur does not seem to want to move back.

41 16 "Fair Game" Rob

SchillerMark

Sedaka February 7, 2000 216

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Doug is appalled when he finds out Carrie frequently cheats at board games. She tries to getbetter but maybe the reason behind her behavior needs to be found first.

42 17 "Meet By-

Product"Rob

Schiller David Litt February 14, 2000 218

Back in the 1980s, Richie invites Carrie and a friend of hers over to his and Doug'sapartment. While Richie hits it off with the friend, Doug and Carrie have a tough time.

43 18 "The

Shmenkmans"

Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

February 21, 2000 217

Doug and Carries are happy with their new friends. But then the Shmenkmans meet Deaconand Kelly and it turns out the two couples have a lot in common.

44 19 "Surprise

Artie"Rob

SchillerDavidBickel

February 28, 2000 220

Doug takes Arthur out for lunch, so Carrie can arrange a surprise birthday party. Doug runsinto some problems with Arthur at the buffet, meanwhile the waiting guests back home arestarting to fight.

45 20 "Wild Cards" Rob

SchillerTony

Sheehan March 6, 2000 219

After promising to go to the theatre with Carrie, Doug and Deacon take a trip to Atlantic City.

46 21 "Big Dougie" Rob

Schiller

Story by:BenWexler

Teleplay by: CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

April 17, 2000 221

Doug decides to become a "big brother" and agrees to participate in a 10 kilometer racesupporting heart disease.

47 22 "Soft Touch" Rob

Schiller

David Litt& Tony

Sheehan

May 1, 2000 222

Doug gets tricked by Tim Sacksky (Bryan Cranston) into falling for a pyramid scheme,disguised as a way to make large amounts of money selling water filters.

48 23 "Restaurant

Row"Rob

SchillerIlana

Wernick May 8, 2000 223

Carrie gets angry at a waiter and the manager at a recently found favorite restaurant ofDoug's. So Carrie bans him from ever going there again.

49 24 "Flower

Power"Rob

SchillerRock

Reuben May 15, 2000 224

Carrie is jealous when someone from her work gets flowers and takes it out on Doug.

50 25 "WhineCountry" RobSchiller

Cathy

Yuspa &JoshGoldsmith

May 22, 2000 225

Doug and Carrie both have very specific ideas on how to spend their vacation together.Doug wants to rent an RV, while Carrie prefers a visit to Paris. They flip a coin, and Doug

wins. In order to make Doug reconsider his idea, Carrie invites her father on the cross-country trip. She assumes that Doug would not want to spend his vacation in a confinedspace with the old man. However, to spite her, Doug not only agrees to take Arthur along, butinvites Spence as well.

Season 3: 2000–01 [ edit ]

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51 1 "Do Rico" Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

October 2, 2000 301

Carrie is turned on by Doug's imitation of his new Hispanic co-worker, Rico. He later becomes jealous of Rico when he realizes that Carrie seems more responsive to him when he imitatesRico. Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.

52 2 "RoastChicken"

RobSchiller

TonySheehan

October 9, 2000 302

Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss' twenty years at the company. Whenhe opens the card he is grateful for it, and decides he wants Doug to participate in thebanquet roast and Doug blames Carrie for this fiasco. He does rise to the occasion, however,and even manages to get some good laughs out of the audience. That is, until he starts to tellsome jokes that hit a little too close to home.

53 3 "Fatty

McButterpants"Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

October 16, 2000 303

Doug is offended that Carrie wants him to lose weight, so he vows to lose thirty pounds. In the

process, Doug gives Carrie a remark that she wears too much make up to settle the score.

54 4 "Class

Struggle"Jeff

Melman

DavidLitt& Ilana

WernickOctober 23, 2000 304

Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.

55 5 "Strike One" Rob

Schiller David Litt October 30, 2000 305

Doug's car breaks down, so he goes out and buys a new truck, just as his union goes onstrike against IPS.

56 6 "Strike Too"

LeonardR.

Garner,Jr.

David

Bickel


Second week of the IPS strike; Doug gets a job as a substitute teacher.

57 7 "Strike Out"

LeonardR.

Garner,Jr.

NickBakay

November 13, 2000 307

The IPS strike is in its third week, and both Doug and Deacon are spending the majority oftheir days doing very little outside of sleeping all day. Carrie and Kelly decide to make a playdate with Doug, Deacon and Arthur, but the plan backfires when they turn into a trio of merrypranksters.

58 8 "Dark Meet" Rob

Schiller

Rock

Reuben

November 20, 2000 308

After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together and who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur, who quickly recalls some otherThanksgivings and finally recalls 1993 when he was having a fight with his new wife, Lily(Florence Henderson), as Doug was coming over to meet the family.

59 9 "Twisted

Sitters"Rob

SchillerIlana

Wernick November 27, 2000 309

Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of thekids sees them making love in the Palmers' bedroom, they must keep him from telling hisparents.

60 10 "Work Related" Rob

SchillerDavidBickel

December 4, 2000 310

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Arthur begins to work at Carrie's law firm. Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.

61 11 "Better

Camera"Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

December 11, 2000 311

Doug and Deacon go shopping together for their wives' Christmas presents. They each buycameras, however Deacon chooses one that is less expensive than the one Doug gotbecause Kelly, Deacon's wife, often loses her cameras. When Carrie correctly guesses what

Doug got for her, she convinces him to give her the camera early so that she can take photosat her office's Christmas party. Unfortunately, one of the new partners at Carrie's law firmgives everyone nicer cameras for Christmas. Meanwhile, Arthur sees an opportunity to havehis script made into a movie when Lou Ferrigno moves next door.

62 12 "Wedding

Presence"Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

January 8, 2001 312

Instead of driving out of state for their friends' wedding, Carrie and Doug decide to stay homeand later tell the couple that they were there, but did not see them. They soon began to feelguilty and go to the wedding anyway, arriving just as the couple are leaving. Meanwhile,Arthur gets Spencer to participate in his scheme to get half-off shoes.

63 13 "Hi-Def Jam" Rob

Schiller

DavidBickel &Ilana

Wernick

January 29, 2001 313

In order to watch the upcoming Super Bowl on a high-definition television, Doug hatches aplan to have his sister Stephanie (Ricki Lake) date Carrie's wealthy boss (Alex Skuby).

64 14 "Paint

Misbehavin'"Rob

SchillerTony

Sheehan February 5, 2001 314

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tellhim which men she finds attractive. Among others, she says she finds Deacon good looking,

which causes Doug to become jealous. Doug complains about it to Deacon, who brags aboutit to his wife, Kelly. Deacon's paintball birthday party turns into a jealous war.

65 15 "DeaconBlues"

RobSchiller

David Litt& TonySheehan

February 12, 2001 315

Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile,Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.

66 16 "Horizontal

Hold"James

Widdoes

DavidBickel &

IlanaWernick

February 19, 2001 316

After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. Sheand Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that theyshould resolve arguments verbally, not always physically. Meanwhile, Arthur dates a woman

who claims she was once Frank Sinatra's girlfriend.

67 17 "Inner Tube" Rob

Schiller

KevinJames &

RockReuben

February 26, 2001 317

When Doug lies to Carrie so he can play mud football, he gets sick and starts feeling guilty.He then has dreams about it based on television shows such as Wheel of Fortune, TheYoung and the Restless and television film Brian's Song.

68 18 "Papa Pill" Rob

SchillerNick

Bakay March 19, 2001 318

When Doug volunteers to be Arthur's caretaker, he finds it a much more demanding task thanhe had anticipated.

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69 19 "Package

Deal"Rob

SchillerMark

Sedaka April 9, 2001 319

Doug considers getting a new job at FedEx after Mitch (Craig Anton) a FedEx supervisor (whopreviously worked at IPS) made it sound like a better career choice. Carrie gets addicted totanning cream after helping her neighbor, Lou Ferrigno, introduces her to it.

70 20 "Separation

Anxiety"Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

April 16, 2001 320

During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacontakes the kids. While there, Carrie runs into Bill (Joseph C. Phillips) a co-worker who seemsinterested in Kelly. The two end up going on a date, and when Deacon finds out he is ready topatch things up with her.

71 21 "Departure

Time"Rob

SchillerNick

Bakay April 30, 2001 325

Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents (JennyO'Haraand Dakin Matthews) while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their wayto Montreal. While there, his parents ask him to sign their living will, making him the oneresponsible for pulling the plug. When his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offendedthat she wasn't the one asked to be responsible.

72 22 "SwimNeighbors"

HenryChan

David

Bickel &Ilana

Wernick

May 7, 2001 321

A hurricane destroys the backyards of the Hefferenans and the Sackskys (BryanCranstonand Dee Dee Rescher). When Carrie rejects their idea of a combined backyard, theyretaliate by installing an above ground pool.

73 23 "S'no Job" Rob

Schiller

RockReuben &

TonySheehan

May 14, 2001 322

Doug's Uncle Stu (Gavin MacLeod) asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesnot want him working there but he does not want to look bad to the family so he instructs his

boss Mr. O'Boyle (Sam McMurray) to interview him but not hire him. Meanwhile, Arthur fills outaudience comment cards on a new movie.

74 24 "Pregnant

Pause (Part 1)"Rob

Schiller

Michael J.Weithorn&David Litt

May 21, 2001 323

Carrie discovers that she's pregnant, and she's panicked that the timing is wrong. Meanwhile,Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile, Spence is left out in the cold, and Arthur insists thatDoug build him his own bathroom in the basement.

75 25 "Pregnant

Pause (Part 2)"Rob

Schiller

Michael J.Weithorn& David

Litt

May 28, 2001 324

Doug gets a night job working as limo driver and tells Arthur that because the contractor they were using is now too expensive with Carrie being pregnant, he would finish the downstairsbathroom himself. However, the responsibility of working so much combined with Arthurbothering him to do the bathroom proves too much, and Doug finally collapses at one ofCarrie's appointments. In the end, she loses the baby.

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76 1 Man" Schiller

Weithorn September 24, 2001 401

In an effort to spend more time with Carrie, Doug hires Holly (Nicole Sullivan) a dog walker to walk Arthur. The plan backfires however when Carrie starts spending more timeon her own endeavors rather than with Doug.

77 2 "Sight

Gag"Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

October 1, 2001 402

Doug surprises Carrie with laser eye surgery for her birthday. In an effort to save money,he chooses a cheaper doctor which results in a very worried couple when her sight doesnot return properly.

78 3 "Mean

Streak"James

WiddoesMichael J.Weithorn

October 8, 2001 403

Doug is on course to break the record for the number of days without an "incident" - nocomplaints and no broken packages. The older members of the IPS depot aren't toohappy that Doug is going to break the record held by their friend.

79 4 "Friender

Bender"Rob

SchillerDavidBickel

October 15, 2001 404

Following Kelly and Carrie to dinner, Doug, with passenger Deacon, accidentally hitsKelly's car while sneaking a peek at a strip club.

80 5 "No

Retreat"Rob

Schiller

KevinJames &

RockReuben

October 22, 2001 405

Carrie brings Doug to her company retreat for the weekend. Carrie tries to get Doug tolook like a successful person, but he puts on a bad show. Doug tells Carrie that he will tryto work harder to her get a promotion. He even tells one of the senior partners that heclimbed Mt. Everest.

81 6 "Ticker

Treat"James

WiddoesDavidBickel

October 29, 2001 406

Arthur has a heart attack after being frightened on Halloween.

82 7

"Lyin'

Hearted"

Rob

Schiller

Ilana

Wernick November 5, 2001 407While Arthur is in the hospital, Carrie starts doubting that she still loves her father. Afterlooking in his room and finding a letter sent by Florida State University accepting her ontoa course. It is revealed that Arthur hid this for his own selfish reasons.

83 8 "Life

Sentence"Rob

SchillerChris

Parrish November 12, 2001 408

Doug and Carrie decide to install a hidden camera in the basement to monitor Arthur.

84 9 "Veiled

Threat"Rob

SchillerIlana

Wernick November 19, 2001 409

In this episode is set before Doug and Carrie's marriage, Carrie is very nervous to bemarried to Doug. She can not stop vomiting. When the two meet with the priest, he

remembers that Doug and Carrie met at camp as kids. When Doug tells his family, hiscousin Danny says that it wasn't Doug that Carrie fell on, but it was him. Doug was at "fat"camp that year. In the meantime, Arthur can not pay for the wedding and lets Doug'sparents pay. He spends way too much money. Doug can not get the courage to tellCarrie the truth about the story. This story is the only thing that makes her feelcomfortable. He ended up telling her right before they got married causing Carrie tothrow up.

85 10 "Oxy

Moron"Rob

SchillerTony

Sheehan November 26, 2001 410

When Doug and Carrie's plane makes a rough landing, Doug takes the oxygen mask allfor himself. However, their plane was on the ground. Carrie is upset that Doug would nothelp her if she was in danger. Now Doug is trying his hardest to think of a time when hehelped Carrie. Meanwhile, Spence moves in with Doug's cousin Danny.

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86 11 "Depo

Man"Rob

Schiller

ChrisDowney&

IlanaWernick

December 10, 2001 411

Carrie's boss requests her to get Doug to be an expert witness in a court case, howeverCarrie feels unsure on how he will do. Spencer and Danny have a house warming partybecause they just moved in together. Danny meets Holly and he wants to ask her out, butSpencer says he cannot.

87 12 "Ovary

Action"Rob

SchillerRichard J.Feinstein December 17, 2001 412

Doug and Carrie want to conceive, but receive another negative pregnancy result. Whenit is revealed that Carrie only has one working ovary, they find they must get started soonhowever their efforts are hindered when Doug's parents visit.

88 13 "Food

Fight"Rob

SchillerChris

Downey January 7, 2002 413

Carrie grows jealous when Spence's girlfriend recruits Doug to test her culinary work.Arthur's lack of classical movie knowledge shocks Carrie.

89 14 "Double

Downer"Rob

Schiller Jeff Stein January 14, 2002 414

Deacon asks Doug to come along to Atlantic City for a weekend. Carrie wants to go salsa

dancing with Doug but concurs and they go to Atlantic City. However, Deacon has sent amessage that he will not be coming. Doug's boss on the other hand, did come to AtlanticCity and Doug and Carrie do not seem to get rid of him. However Deacon comes at thevery last second with bad news saying that his wife, Kelly left him.

90 15 "Dougie

Nights"Rob

Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith


Carrie persuades Doug to take Deacon to a nightclub to cheer him up, but it's Doug whoreally gets into the scene.

91 16 "No

Orleans"Rob

SchillerIlana

Wernick February 25, 2002 416

Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans without Doug's cousins after reneging on adeal to travel with them. The trip soon turns into a struggle to stop the family membersknowing.

92 17 "Missing

Links"Rob


March 4, 2002 417

Carrie's work has an annual golf trip, but Doug and Carrie used to always take Deaconand Kelly. Now that Deacon and Kelly have split up, Doug and Carrie have to try and findanother couple to invite to the golf trip. But Deacon later meets Leslie (Angelle Brooks)and now he can go on the trip and brings Leslie along too. Carrie meets his Leslie andhas a hard time clicking with her but Leslie clicks with Doug. Holly agrees to watchDeacon's kids as Deacon goes to the annual golf trip, but she has to bring a reluctantArthur along.

93 18 "Hero

Worship"James

Widdoes

DavidBickel &

ChrisDowney

March 18, 2002 418

Uncle Stu (Gavin MacLeod) is willing to pay for Doug's dream, his own sandwich shop.Carrie does not think this is a good idea but is afraid to tell Doug.

94 19 "Screwed

Driver"James

WiddoesRock

Reuben March 25, 2002 419

Carrie goes on a business trip to Chicago when Doug's parents decide to come for a week trip. When Doug is at work his boss tells him and his fellow IPS drivers that they aregoing to have to take a test on the job. Doug is worried about the test and not knowinghow to take care of his parents. But Doug's mother makes it easier by taking care of the

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household and Doug. Doug begins to feel young like a teenager again.

95 20 "Lush

Life"James

WiddoesTony

Sheehan April 8, 2002 420

Carrie starts joining a colleague for after-work cocktails and Doug realizes she's lessabrasive when she returns home. When Carrie has a row with her co-worker, Doug andArthur conspire to keep her a little tipsy—until neighbor Lou spills the beans and she'seven angrier than ever.

96 21 "Bun

Dummy"Rob

Schiller

ChrisDowney &

TonySheehan

April 29, 2002 421

Doug and Spencer have a high school reunion, but Spencer does not want to gobecause he had a relationship that ended really badly. Doug is looking forward to it, untilCarrie starts wearing a new hairstyle, which is a tight bun that looks like a librarian's hair.So now Doug is afraid that she will wear her hair like that to his reunion.

97 22 "Patrons

Ain't"James

WiddoesIlana


Doug and Carrie donate enough money to Kirby's school library to become patrons of it.However, on the plaque they are only listed as friends. Doug does not want to make a bigdeal that they are only listed as friends but Carrie thinks it is a big deal, such a big dealthat once the school board finds out about the mistake, they release the dear sweet

woman who handled the money that was donated. Marla Gibbs guest stars as NanaLouise

98 23 "Eddie

Money"Rob

Schiller

Story by:Kevin

JamesTeleplay by: Rock

Reuben &Mike

Soccio

May 13, 2002 423

Doug takes a one hundred dollars from his and Carrie's savings stash to bet on boxing.When he and Deacon win $5,000 he must hide the winnings from Carrie, so they set outto blow the entire amount in one day. That includes having singer Eddie Money give them

a private concert.

99 24 "Two

Thirty"Rob

SchillerDavidBickel

May 20, 2002 425

Doug suspects that his dentist Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) is purposely hurting him duringhis visits, because the dentist once had a thing for Carrie. Also, Arthur volunteers toteach Deacon's son to play the piano, despite the fact that he does not know anythingabout the instrument.

100 25 "Shrink

Wrap"Rob


May 20, 2002 424

Carrie's and Arthur's constant fighting is starting to frustrate Doug, so Arthur is taken to atherapist (William Hurt) to discuss why he has to yell and act up all the time. Arthur'sproblems stem from his childhood, by neglected by his father (Ben Stiller). After Arthur is

cured, Doug and Carrie realize Arthur wasn’t the only one with issues, so they take turnsdealing with problems of their own.

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101 1 "Arthur,

Spooner" Rob Schiller

TonySheehan


Doug gets Arthur to accompany him in his bed because he cannot sleep without Carrie.

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102 2 "Window

Pain" Rob Schiller

IlanaWernick


After their neighbors hear Doug & Carrie in a big fight, Carrie tries to convince the neighbors,Mike (Michael Lowry) and Debi (Marcia Cross) that they are better than that; Arthur getsSpence to let him ride the subway for free.

103 3 "Holy

Mackerel" Rob Schiller

IlanaWernick

October 7, 2002 503

After Carrie receives a bonus after a prayer in church, Carrie starts praying for many things(mostly petty), Doug is disgusted but soon sees the light and joins in on Carrie's "prayerspree".

104 4 "Kirbed

Enthusiasm" Rob Schiller

KevinJames &

RockReuben

October 14, 2002 504

Deacon complains to Doug about how much Kirby hates football, so he gets Doug to playfootball again to encourage him.

105 5 "Mammary

Lane" Rob Schiller

DavidBickel

&MichaelJ.

Weithorn

October 21, 2002 505

Carrie recently accepts a job given out by her boss, babysitting for his child. Even though hischild is already about 4 years old, he constantly keeps grabbing her breasts; After seeingDenise (Rachel Dratch) an unattractive woman working at the bowling alley, Doug throws her a"mercy flirt" but the woman mistakes it for sexual harassment.

106 6 "Business

Affairs" Rob Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

October 28, 2002 506

Doug gets jealous because someone calls Carrie's new work friend, Kurt her "work husband"even though Kurt is gay.

107 7 "Flame

Resistant" Rob Schiller

RockReuben


After Doug bumps in to his old girlfriend Margy (Lola Glaudini), she and Doug's mom (JennyO'Hara) spend lots of time together making Carrie jealous. After Doug recalls a song he wrotefor his old girlfriend about 15 years previous, Margy insists he did not finish it, but Doug tries toprove her wrong.

108 8 "Flash

Photography" Henry Chan

DavidBickel

November 11, 2002 508

At a wedding, Doug is bored and Deacon recalls a story of his own wedding where someonetook a photo of their behind. Doug gets inspired and takes a disposable camera into therestroom and tries to copy the story only this time it's his "be-front"!

109 9 "Connect

Four" Rob Schiller

IlanaWernick

November 18, 2002 509

After Carrie receives some tickets to four Knicks games from her boss, she tries to find acouple to go with her and Doug. Carrie finds a couple but Doug does not like her husband andDoug finds a couple but Carrie does not like the wife, leaving Carrie to come up with the idea ofa "Franken-couple".

110 10 "Loaner Car" Rob Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith

November 25, 2002 510

Doug enjoys the single life after he lends Carrie out to Deacon during Thanksgiving to help himout.

111 11 "Mentalo

Case"John

FortenberryDavidBickel

December 16, 2002 511

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At Christmas time, Doug remembers a toy he had as a child so he tries to buy one on eBaybutCarrie prevents him because he wanted to pay $180. Doug later goes to a toy convention withSpence to try to track one down. After a sequence of events, Doug thinks Deacon bought himthe toy. Carrie thinks Holly bought her a leather jacket, because Arthur gets Holly to discloseCarrie's gift to him.

112 12 "Jung

Frankenstein" Rob Schiller

Michael J.Weithorn

January 6, 2003 512

After a successful visit to a therapist (Dave Foley) about Doug's over-eating, Carrie gets thetherapist to work on other problems Doug has without Doug knowing.

113 13 "AttentionDeficit"

Rob Schiller ChrisDowney

January 20, 2003 513

Carrie gets mad at Doug for not asking about her job evaluation and at that the fact that henever thinks of her because he is too busy planning his Super Bowl party.

114 14 "Prints

Charming" Rob Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith


Doug and Carrie pick up some of their photos, but soon they find out, it's not their photos, butphotos of another couple, Carrie gets upset after realizing this couple is much more excitingand active then they are. Later, Carrie begins to make Doug join her in different activities.

115 15 "Animal

Attraction" Rob Schiller Rock

Reuben February 10, 2003 515

On Valentine's Day, Carrie has to cancel dinner with Doug because he and Deacon have todeliver two penguins to Albany. Holly is recently dumped so Carrie takes her out to a nightclubin hopes of cheering her up. Arthur and Spence spend their Valentine's Day at Arthur's seniorcenter.

116 16 "Golden

Moldy"James

WiddoesTony

Sheehan F ebruary 17, 2003 516

While on vacation, Arthur calls Doug to tell him he discovered that the house is mold-damagedand the repair bill is $7,000.

117 17 "S'Poor

House"James

WiddoesMichael J.Weithorn

F ebruary 24, 2003 517

Doug and Carrie find out they have $12,000 worth in mold damage in their house (more thanthe original estimate) so Doug asks his dad (Dakin Matthews) for the money. Before handingover the money, he looks through receipts, and soon discovers that Carrie has spent largeamounts on clothes.

118 18 "Steve

Moscow" Rob Schiller

ChrisDowney

March 10, 2003 518

Doug and Carrie hire Steve (Charles Rocket) and his group of Russian mold employees torepair their damage, but it takes much longer and costs more than they expected.

119 19 "Cowardly

Lyin'" Rob Schiller

IlanaWernick

March 31, 2003 519

Doug wants to avoid going to an opera planned by Carrie, so he lies and says he was workinglate. After Carrie finds out about his lie, Doug admits that he lies because he is scared of her.

120 20 "Driving

Reign"James

Widdoes

RockReuben &

MikeSoccio

April 14, 2003 520

After Danny gets a job working at IPS with Doug, he is able to do Doug's route faster than Dougcan. Holly makes the mistake of giving Arthur a mini-trophy that says "World's BestGrandfather", because Arthur would rather be more like a father to her.

121 21 "Clothes

Encounter"James

WiddoesChris

Downey April 21, 2003 521

Carrie discovers a "loop hole" in the system, where she has up to 30 days to return items shepurchases. Soon, it gets out of hand and she fills up her entire office with a temporary

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wardrobe.

122 22 "Queens'bro

Bridge"James

WiddoesDavidBickel

April 28, 2003 522

Doug finds out that Arthur owns inherited property where there is a house built, but there's justone problem, it's co-owned by his hated half-brother, Skitch (Shelley Berman). Doug attemptsto reunite the brothers in an attempt to have Arthur move out.

123 23 "Dog Shelter" Rob Schiller

DavidBickel &

IlanaWernick

May 5, 2003 523

After a visit at his parents' house, Doug finds out that his dog has died and been replaced 3times. Plus, Doug is informed by his parents that he was born in Montreal, Quebec.

124 24 "Taste Buds" Rob Schiller

Story by:TrevorDellecaveTeleplay by: TonySheehan

May 12, 2003 524

Doug tricks Arthur into asking Carrie for things that Doug actually likes because Carrie is moreapt to listening to Arthur.

125 25 "Bed Spread" Rob Schiller OwenEllickson May 19, 2003 525

After their bed gets destroyed, Doug and Carrie sleep in separate beds and enjoy their timeapart.

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1-2 "Doug Less" Rob Schiller Ilana

Wernick October 1, 2003 601-602

Doug takes Carrie on a trip to a lakeside hotel in celebration of his recent weight loss, only laterto find it wasn't Carrie that he took previously. Doug and Carrie end up lost in the woodland andgo their separate ways, only to reunite at the end.

128 3 "King Pong" Rob Schiller TonySheehan

October 8, 2003 603

Doug becomes crazed with winning when Arthur buys a ping pong table.

129 4 "Dreading

Vows" Rob Schiller

DavidBickel

October 15, 2003 604

Doug and Carrie go through hell to prepare their vow-renewal ceremony.

130 5 "Nocturnal

Omission" Rob Schiller

Michael J.Weithorn

October 22, 2003 605

Doug finds out Deacon is moving on with a new girl at the same time Kelly is ready to reconcile.

131 6 "Affidavit

Justice" Rob Schiller

KevinJames &

RockReuben

October 29, 2003 606

Doug pretends to work at Carrie's law firm to play on the company's softball team.

132 7 "Secret

Garden"Ken

WhittinghamChris

Downey November 12, 2003 607

Danny becomes the landscaper for Carrie's new gynaecologist Dr. Crawford (Judge Reinhold), which turns out to be trouble when his bill is larger than his estimate.

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133 8 "Eggsit

Strategy" Rob Schiller

Yuspa &Josh

Goldsmith

November 19, 2003 608

Carrie fears she may lose her job after hearing that the company is intent on firing the "dead wood".

134 9 "Thanks, Man" Rob Schiller Michael J.

Weithorn November 26, 2003 609

A stranger wearing an eye patch (Nick Offerman) waiting outside makes for a tense Thanksgivingdinner with friends at the Heffernan house.

135 10 "American Idle" Rob Schiller

CathyYuspa &

JoshGoldsmith


After applying for many jobs and constantly being rejected, Carrie decides to stop searching andintends to complete other things in her life. Shortly after however, she becomes lazy, depressedand spends all her time at home.

136 11 "Santa

Claustrophobia" Rob Schiller

OwenEllickson

December 17, 2003 611

Carrie gets a temp job at IPS and Doug feels she's around him all the time. Meanwhile, Arthur wants a family Christmas photo and will have anybody in it with him.

137 12 "DougieHouser" Rob Schiller DavidBickel January 7, 2004 612

Doug and Carrie look back on how they got their house.

138 13 "Frigid Heirs" Rob Schiller Jenna

Bruce January 14, 2004 613

Doug and Carrie scam Arthur out of his Bingo winnings.

139 14 "Switch Sitters" Rob Schiller TonySheehan

F ebruary 11, 2004 614

Doug and Carrie get Deacon and Kelly to babysit Arthur in exchange for their babysitting Kirbyand Major.

140 15 "Cheap Saks" Rob Schiller

Cathy

Yuspa &JoshGoldsmith

February 11, 2004 615

Carrie befriends an ex-girlfriend (Janeane Garofalo) that Doug treated poorly. Soon Carrie getstired of her and uses her to get a discount at Saks.

141 16 "Damned

Yanky" Rob Schiller

ChrisDowney

February 18, 2004 616

Carrie learns that Doug has fantasies about other women and a makes a specific list of the women that she approves of for him to dream about.

142 17 "Multiple Plots" Rob Schiller Rock

Reuben February 25, 2004 617

In a trio plot: Arthur tries to sell his extra funeral plot. Carrie takes up dog walking to earn some

extra money. Doug makes an interesting new friend on his new route.

143 18 "Trash Talker" Rob Schiller David

Bickel March 3, 2004 618

Doug's old grade school bully (Jon Favreau) becomes friends with Deacon. Doug cannot seem tolet go of the past and continues his hatred for him, because he accused Doug of licking a trashcan. Carrie backs her husband up until she realizes the man is a district attorney who might havea position for Carrie at his office.

144 19 "Precedent

Nixin'" Rob Schiller

IlanaWernick

March 17, 2004 619

Doug and Carrie convince Deacon and Kelly to go with them to Doug's parents' home in Floridafor vacation.

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145 20 "Foe: Pa" Rob Schiller Michael J.Weithorn

March 24, 2004 620

When Arthur nearly costs Carrie a new job, he vows to set things right.

146 21 "Tank Heaven" Rob Schiller Rock

Reuben April 7, 2004 621

Doug deliberately scares away all of Carrie's friends from work. Spence learns that women havea soft spot for guys who take care of the elderly and starts spending time with Arthur.

147 22 "Alter Ego" Rob Schiller Tony

Sheehan

May 5, 2004 622

Doug, Spence, Deacon and Danny drive to Memphis so Spence can stop Denise's ( RachelDratch) wedding. Arthur fills in for a senior-center employee.

148 23 "Icky Shuffle" Rob Schiller Chris

Downey May 12, 2004 623

Doug helps Arthur compete in the seniors shuffleboard competition against a rival (WilliamDaniels). Holly cooks for Carrie while she is sick and Carrie milks it for all it is worth.

149 24 "Awful Bigamy" Rob Schiller Ilana


Holly moves in with Doug and Carrie when she is evicted. Doug takes advantage of her bymaking her his "downstairs wife" for food and Carrie being his "upstairs wife" for sex.

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150 1 "Lost Vegas" Rob Schiller Tom

Hertz October 27, 2004 703

Doug takes Carrie to a spa in hopes that he will earn enough "wife credit" for Carrie to allow himto go to Las Vegas with his friends.

151 2 "Dugan

Groupie" Rob Schiller

TonySheehan


Doug feels lonely when Carrie enjoys her job after a recent promotion.

152 3 "Furious

Gorge" Rob Schiller

IlanaWernick

November 10, 2004 702

Doug learns his over-eating is caused by Carrie's anger.

153 4 "Entertainment

Weakly" Rob Schiller

MikeSoccio

November 24, 2004 704

Doug gets outrageously jealous when a new driver is the center of attention doing comedy bitsof celebrity impressions, so he sends him to the wrong route. However, the driver gets brutallyinjured by a gang and Doug feels bad.

154 5 "Name

Dropper" Rob Schiller

RockReuben


Doug forgets the name of one of Carrie's work friends so he fakes a heart attack to get out ofthe situation.

155 6 "Offtrack...

Bedding" Rob Schiller

NickBakay


Doug becomes worried when his neglected mom starts spending time with Arthur while his dadattends a model-train convention.

156 7 "Silent Mite" Andy Cadiff IlanaWernick

December 15, 2004 707

Doug gets jealous when Carrie is hit on by a little person in the store. Later, Doug figures outthe little person had stolen his wallet, but Carrie does not believe him because she thinks he justhas it in for him because he was hitting on her.

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157 8 "Awed Couple" Rob Schiller David

Bickel January 5, 2005 708

Doug and Carrie go to great lengths to find a new couple to hang out with after Deacon andKelly start spending time with another family.

158 9 "Cologne

Ranger"Andrew D.Weyman

RockReuben

January 12, 2005 709

Doug buys a new cologne that sees him getting a lot of attention from other women, but Carriedoes not like it and asks him to bring it back to the store. However Doug continues to secretly

wear it.

159 10 "Domestic

Disturbance"Ken

WhittinghamTony

Sheehan January 19, 2005 710

Carrie hires a Hispanic housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug, so he decides tohire Spence's mom (Anne Meara) as his own housekeeper.

160 11 "Pour

Judgment" Rob Schiller

OwenEllickson

January 26, 2005 711

Doug takes an aptitude test at IPS, and the results reignite an old dream of becoming abartender. He decides to go to bartender school, against Carries' wishes. Carrie then changesher mind after seeing all the money that Doug received from tips and wants her dream of havinga Manhattan apartment.

161 12 "Gym

Neighbors" Rob Schiller

David

Bickel February 9, 2005 712

When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor Lou Ferrigno so Carrie can lose a fewpounds, Doug works out a deal with Lou to laze around during exercise time.

162 13 "Gorilla

Warfare" Rob Schiller

OwenEllickson

F ebruary 16, 2005 713

Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, butthen she learns a horrifying truth that the phrase that he said was from an Erik Estradamovie.

163 14 "Hi, School" Rob Schiller IlanaWernick

F ebruary 23, 2005 714

Doug goes back to his old high school to deliver a package to his high school coach (BurtReynolds) and gets embroiled in the sports team again.

164 15 "DeconstructingCarrie" Rob Schiller MichelleNader March 2, 2005 715

Carrie's 35th birthday is coming up, and she begins to worry about how she looks as she getsolder. To cheer her up, Doug gets some construction workers to yell filthy things at her

165 16 "Black List" Rob Schiller Liz Astrof

Aronauer March 16, 2005 716

Doug realizes Deacon's new best friend is just a black version of himself.

Guest star : Ted Lange (The Love Boat )

166 17 "Wish Boned" Rob Schiller

DavidBickel

&Michael

J.Weithorn

March 30, 2005 717

Carrie gets Doug to take Arthur on a recently won game tickets and trip to St. Louis after theymake a deal that he never has to do anything with him any more. Everything goes wrong though

when they are diverted to Pittsburgh then Dayton, Ohio.

167 18 "Van, Go" Mark

CendrowskiTomHertz

April 6, 2005 718

Carrie gets Holly to go with her to Lowe's secretly because of her large van. A masculine waitress at a restaurant frightens Doug. Arthur and George pull a casino party to earn someextra cash which ends up backfiring.

Liz Astrof

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168 19 "Ice Cubed" Rob Schiller Aronauer

&Michelle

Nader

April 13, 2005 719

During a snow storm: Carrie gets an iPod for free after a cashier is busy talking on the phoneand accidentally does not scan it, but Carrie's guilty conscience gets the best of her; Arthurstaying at Holly's because of the weather ruins a visit with her boyfriend; Doug is forced to stay

with a Japanese couple which turns out to be a copy of him and Carrie.

169 20 "Catching Hell" Rob Schiller Chris

Downey April 20, 2005 720

Carrie tries to impress a client (Concetta Tomei) at a ball game but Doug keeps screwing it up.So she pretends that Spence is her husband instead. Holly's gay uncle (Hal Linden) becomes ahit at Arthur's party, making Arthur jealous.

170 21 "Slippery Slope" Rob Schiller

ChrisDowney& RockReuben

May 9, 2005 721

Doug and Carrie go skiing however the trip comes with a catch, a time-share meeting. Dannyand Spence also go on the trip pretending to be life partners to get a free weekend.

171 22 "Buy Curious" Rob Schiller IlanaWernick

May 18, 2005 725

The death of Doug and Carrie's neighbor leads them to contemplate entering the world of realestate flipping, but they suspect Lou Ferrigno is out to quash their dreams.

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172 1 "Pole Lox" Rob Schiller Michael J.

Weithorn September 19, 2005 801

Accompanied by Doug's heavy encouragement, Carrie enrolls in a pole dancing class, but does

not turn out to be a quick study.

173 2 "Vocal

Discord" Rob Schiller

ChrisDowney


After a computer microphone records a fight between the two of them, Doug and Carrie begin tothink that marriage counseling is a good idea. Meanwhile, Arthur directs a play at the seniorcenter.

174 3 "Consummate

Professional" Rob Schiller

IlanaWernick

October 3, 2005 803

Carrie learns that when they were dating, Doug lied to her about his (un)employment status to gether in bed.

175 4 "Like Hell" Mark

Cendrowski

OwenEllickson &

Mike SoccioOctober 10, 2005 804

Doug finds out that Jared (Bryan Callen) a new guy at work does not like him, so he tries tobecome friends with the guy but comes on too strong. Carrie also goes overboard when she triesto change her image at work and help a co-worker ( Laura Silverman) "improve" herself.

176 5 "Sandwiched

Out" Rob Schiller

NickBakay &

David BickelOctober 17, 2005 805

Deacon gets a sandwich named after him at Cooper's, infuriating Doug. Holly announces she ismoving away with her boyfriend, but Carrie is not fond of the idea and Arthur cannot seem to saygood-bye.

177 6 "Shear Rob Schiller Liz Astrof October 24, 2005 806

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Torture" Aronauer

Carrie becomes jealous of Doug's relationship with his attractive hairdresser. Meanwhile, Spenceis excited to go to a Fantasy Fest with Lou Ferrigno, but when Adam West also agrees to go,Spence must decide between the two.

178 7 "Inn

Escapable" Rob Schiller

MichelleNader


Doug and Carrie's weekend at a quaint bed and breakfast turns out to be less than desirable.Worse, they do not feel comfortable about leaving because they are the only people at the inn forthe entire weekend.

179 8 "Move Doubt" Rob Schiller

Liz AstrofAronauer &

OwenEllickson

November 14, 2005 808

Doug and Carrie try to get Deacon and Kelly to buy the house next to them, but a couple with eightkids moves in instead. Meanwhile Danny and Spence compete over a girl from Albania namedZana (Sanya Mateyas).

180 9 "G'Night

Stalker" Rob Schiller

ChrisDowney

November 21, 2005 809

Doug and Carrie decide to go out to a karaoke club, where Doug's singing catches the attention ofa stranger, who then becomes obsessed with Doug.

181 10 "Raygin'

Bulls"HowardMurray

MichelleNader &Rock

Reuben

November 28, 2005 810

Carrie goes away with Arthur to visit her mothers grave, and finds out she's not who she thinks sheis. Doug and Ray Barone (Ray Romano) spend the weekend trying to pick up girls, attempting tooutdo each other in a nightclub.

182 11 "Baker's

Doesn't"Michael J.Weithorn


IlanaWernick

December 19, 2005 811

Carrie is asked to bake a cake for the Church bake sale, but she cannot bake.

183 12 "Fresh Brood" Rob SchillerMichelleNader &

RockReuben

January 6, 2006 812

To persuade Carrie to have a baby, Doug borrows an infant whom Danny is supposed to be takingcare of to show Carrie what a good father he would be.

184 13 "Gambling

N'Diction" Rob Schiller

IlanaWernick

January 23, 2006 813

After Carrie is told she might not get a promotion because of her accent she seeks Spence forhelp. Doug's mom comes to visit and after seeing her play poker, Doug takes her to Vegas tohustle some people out of their money.

185 14 "Apartment

Complex"

Michael J.

Weithorn David Bickel February 6, 2006 814

Doug, Deacon, Spence and Danny all secretly rent an apartment, but soon Deacon, Spence andDanny move out and Doug lives by himself. Carrie tries to sell a condo to Kirstie Alley but it turnsout to be more work than she expected.

186 15 "Buggie

Nights" Rob Schiller

David Bickel& ChrisDowney

February 27, 2006 815

Doug and Carrie hire an exterminator (Chris Elliott) to rid their house of bed bugs. Spence andDanny try to decide where to go on vacation.

187 16 "Knee Jerk" KenWhittingham

David Bickel& Chris March 6, 2006 816

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Downey

Carrie "accidentally" pushes Doug backwards down the stairs, injuring his knee. Carrie feels badfor him so she waits on him hand and foot. Doug enjoys the attention so he continues to pretend tobe in pain.

188 17 "Present

Tense" Henry Chan

MichelleNader &

RockReuben

March 13, 2006 817

For their anniversary, Doug and Carrie receive a less-than flattering portrait of themselves from

Deacon and Kelly. As they try to find ways to get rid of the portrait without hurting Deacon andKelly's feelings, Spence and Danny try hard to become Doug and Carrie's "go-to couple".

189 18 "Sold-Y

Locks" Rob Schiller

OwenEllickson& Dennis

Regan

March 20, 2006 818

Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair for money, but later regrets his decision, when he sees herhair is cut "like a boy".

190 19 "Emotional

Rollercoaster" Rob Schiller

AmyGershwin

April 10, 2006 819

It's Doug's 40th birthday and Carrie begins to try to make Doug realize that he should start wantingto do more with his life. So Doug decides he wants to ride a roller coaster that he was to afraid toride when he was younger.

191 20 "Four Play" Rob Schiller


MichelleNader

May 1, 2006 820

Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, sothey start hanging out with each other's wives as well. When Kelly tires of Doug, he ruins Deaconand Carrie's good time. Meanwhile, Arthur dispenses romance advise and the recipient findssuccess simply doing the opposite.

192 21 "HartfordWailer"

Rob Schiller

Story by:DavidBickel &

ChrisDowneyTeleplay

by:GiuseppeGraziano

May 8, 2006 821

Carrie prepares for a ladies night with her co-workers, until Doug surprises her at the hotel.Spence and Danny pretend to be security to get into a Huey Lewis concert.

193 22 "Fight Schlub" Rob SchillerOwen

Ellickson &Mike Soccio

May 15, 2006 822

Doug befriends a driver (Adam Ferrara) from a rival delivery company, until he learns it's fake.Carrie is left to mentor a 16-year-old girl (Blythe Auffarth), however finds that bad behavior helps

her make friends better than good behavior.

194 23 "Acting Out" Rob Schiller


MichelleNader

May 22, 2006 823

Carrie is finally fed up with Arthur, so she decides to put him in a retirement home. Doug, ofcourse, is excited but after a touching story told by Arthur, Doug tries to decide whether or notArthur should go.

Note: This episode features a brief cameo of Jerry Stiller in The Taking of Pelham One Two Three.

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195 1 "Mama Cast" Rob

Schiller

MikeSoccio &

IlanaWernick


Doug invests their tax return in an ice cream truck. Initially cold to the idea of Doug drivinga truck on the side (his main career being an IPS truck driver), Carrie warms up when shesees how excited he is about the prospect. Meanwhile, Carrie plays the mom in a modelhome family, causing her to yearn for a real family of her own.

196 2 "Affair

Trade"Rob

Schiller

RockReuben

& DennisRegan


Doug receives suggestive phone messages from a woman ( Leigh-Allyn Baker) who thinksshe spent a weekend with him at the beach, so he must hide the messages from Carrie

while he tries to let the woman know she has the wrong man.

197 3 "Moxie

Moron"Rob

Schiller

Liz AstrofAronauer& Owen

Ellickson

December 13, 2006 903

Doug becomes the interim boss at IPS, but pretty much does the worst job imaginable.One of Carrie's co-workers "steals her moxie" so she vows to become more noticeable ather job. The plan backfires when she realizes there are downsides to getting noticed.

198 4 "Major

Disturbance"Rob

Schiller

RockReuben& Ilana

Wernick

December 13, 2006 904

Doug accidentally scares Deacon and Kelly's son Major, so the two decide they no longer want him spending time with Doug. Meanwhile, Arthur and his senior center buddies are

chewed up and spat out by the service industry when they start up their own business.

199 5 "Ruff Goin'" Rob

Schiller

DavidBickel&Chris

Downey

December 20, 2006 905

Doug adopts a dog, but when the dog begins to take after Doug and Arthur, Carrie quicklygrows tired of having three lazy boys hanging around the house. Trying to get rid of thedog proves useless until a very interesting buyer steps up.

200 6 "Brace

Yourself"Rob

Schiller

DavidBickel &

ChrisDowney

January 3, 2007 906

Major's drawing of Arthur makes him self-conscious to the point of asking Doug and Carriefor braces for his teeth. Doug and Carrie are reluctant to say yes. Meanwhile, Spenceloses his job in the subway so Kelly hires him to help out around their house.

201 7 "Home

Cheapo"Rob

Schiller

Liz AstrofAronauer

& IlanaWernick

April 9, 2007 907

Carrie is upset when she learns that Deacon and Kelly bought a vacation house. Shebelieves they were able to afford it because they are cheap and freeload off of her andDoug. Elsewhere, Arthur gives job-hunting tips to Spence.

"Offensive RobDavid

Bickel &

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202 8 Fowl" Schiller

ChrisDowney

April 16, 2007 908

Doug becomes a vegetarian after hitting, and nearly killing, a chicken with his IPS truck.Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his newbeliefs onto her.

203 9 "Mild Bunch" Rob

Schiller

Liz AstrofAronauer& Owen

Ellickson

April 23, 2007 909

At his high school reunion, Doug and Jeff Sussman ( Adam Sandler), an old classmate whois now a vice principal plot revenge on their principal. Meanwhile, Carrie and Arthur tryhard to find a movie to watch which they will both enjoy.

204 10 "Manhattan

Project"Rob

SchillerRock

Reuben April 30, 2007 910

Carrie wants to move to an apartment in Manhattan, but Doug wants to stay in Queens.Their impasse makes them realize they have very different ideas about their future, withCarrie ultimately moving to the apartment without Doug. Meanwhile at the senior center,Arthur encounters an old singer (Lainie Kazan) whom he trains and eventually becomesengaged to.

205 11 "Single

Spaced"Rob

Schiller

Story by:Ilana

WernickTeleplay by:DavidBickel &

ChrisDowney

May 7, 2007 911

Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after they get marriage counseling from theirpriest and run into friends who recently had a child. But, while Doug holds up his end ofthe bargain and gets a new job, Carrie secretly keeps the apartment.

206-207

12-13 "China

Syndrome"Rob

Schiller

MichaelJ.

WeithornMay 14, 2007 912-913

Series finale: Doug, having discovered that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment inManhattan—as she was supposed to three weeks ago, tells her that he wants a divorce.Carrie wants to stay together and plans to go to China to pick up their adopted child. Also,Arthur's bride leaves him just before the wedding, believing that he was gay the wholetime. At the last minute, Arthur asks Spence's mother to marry him. Doug and Carrie raceto China, each attempting to claim their baby before the other. On the way, they reconcile.Carrie finds out after adopting that she is pregnant, and she is overwhelmed. A flashforward to a year later shows a messy, hectic household with both Doug and Carriestruggling to care for two small children, when Arthur suddenly returns because hismarriage does not work out.
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