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Something about the Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes Meeting

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September 14, 2014 Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

#LAMG14 !

Jonathan A. Eisen University of California, Davis

@phylogenomics

Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

Also knows as !

“The Microbial World According to Jeffrey Miller”

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

Who is Jeffrey Miller?

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial GenomesSee tinyurl.com/TheRealJeffMiller

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Real History of Arrowhead

QUOTES, QUOTES, QUOTES

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• Space-time continuum of genes and genomes

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• Space-time continuum of genes and genomes

• Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex

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• Space-time continuum of genes and genomes

• Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex

• Gene sequences are the wormhole that allows one to tunnel into the past

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• Space-time continuum of genes and genomes

• Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex

• Gene sequences are the wormhole that allows one to tunnel into the past

• This is how you do metagenomics on 50 dollars, and that’s Canadian dollars

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• Space-time continuum of genes and genomes

• Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex

• Gene sequences are the wormhole that allows one to tunnel into the past

• This is how you do metagenomics on 50 dollars, and that’s Canadian dollars

• The human guts are a real milieu of stuff

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• Space-time continuum of genes and genomes

• Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex

• Gene sequences are the wormhole that allows one to tunnel into the past

• This is how you do metagenomics on 50 dollars, and that’s Canadian dollars

• The human guts are a real milieu of stuff • Antibiotics do not kill things, they corrupt

them

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• There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture

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• There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture

• The rectal swabs are here in tan color

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• There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture

• The rectal swabs are here in tan color • If I have time I will tell you about a dream

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• There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture

• The rectal swabs are here in tan color • If I have time I will tell you about a dream • Another thing you need to know" pause

"Actually you don't NEED to know any of this

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• There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture

• The rectal swabs are here in tan color • If I have time I will tell you about a dream • Another thing you need to know" pause

"Actually you don't NEED to know any of this

• I have been influenced by Fisher Price throughout my life

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• There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture

• The rectal swabs are here in tan color • If I have time I will tell you about a dream • Another thing you need to know" pause

"Actually you don't NEED to know any of this

• I have been influenced by Fisher Price throughout my life

• This is going to be ironic coming from someone who studies circumcision

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• And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday

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• And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday

• A paper came out next year

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• And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday

• A paper came out next year • It takes 1000 nanobiologists to make one

microbiologist

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• And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday

• A paper came out next year • It takes 1000 nanobiologists to make one

microbiologist • In an engineering sense, the vagina is a

simple plug flow reactor

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• And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday

• A paper came out next year • It takes 1000 nanobiologists to make one

microbiologist • In an engineering sense, the vagina is a

simple plug flow reactor • The human mind can conceive of things

with no basis in physical reality

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• And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday

• A paper came out next year • It takes 1000 nanobiologists to make one

microbiologist • In an engineering sense, the vagina is a

simple plug flow reactor • The human mind can conceive of things

with no basis in physical reality • Thoughts can go faster than the speed of

light

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• We are the environment. We live the phenotype.

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• We are the environment. We live the phenotype.

• We have been using this word for many years without actually realizing it was correct

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• We are the environment. We live the phenotype.

• We have been using this word for many years without actually realizing it was correct

• A little bit about time, but I am going to spend a lot less time on time than on space

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• We are the environment. We live the phenotype.

• We have been using this word for many years without actually realizing it was correct

• A little bit about time, but I am going to spend a lot less time on time than on space

• I am going to wrap up as I hear the crickets chirping

Evolution of Lake Arrowhead

Blast Peptide

Homework

• Do blastp search with other famous people associated with Lake Arrowhead Meeting

• JEFFREYHMILLER • JEFFREYFMILLER • see http://phylogenomics.blogspot.com/2008/09/

tracing-evolutionary-history-of-sarah.html

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Possible Talks for 2016?

Microbiomes and Religion

Al Gore Invented the Microbiome

Microbiome as Excuse

Probiotics for Toilets

Microbiome and Doping

Microbiome and Doping

Microbiome and Doping

Microbiome Diet

Microbiome and Monogamy

Microbiome and Monogamy

Microbiome and Monogamy

Microbiome and Monogamy

Microbiome and Fart Alarms

Microbiome and Fart Alarms

Microbiome and Fart Alarms

Microbiome Intelligent Design

Microbiome and .. well …

Microbiome and .. well …

Microbiome and .. well …

Possible Talks for 2018?

Microbiome Will GIVE The Talks