joan rivers quotes: 10 quotes to remember this sharp tongued hilarious comedian
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Joan Rivers Quotes: 10 Quotes To Remember This Sharp Tongued Hilarious Comedian
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1.Yesterday is history,
tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's
why we call it the present.
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2.I succeeded by
saying what everyone else
is thinking.
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3.I enjoy life when
things are happening. I don't
care if it's good things or bad
things. That means you're alive. Things
are happening.
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4.I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was
'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my
husband and I slept in bunk beds.
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5.Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until
you feel as deeply in your spirit as
you think in your mind that the
counsel is wise.
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6.I told my
mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said,
'Get the hell off my property.'
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7.I'm in nobody's
circle, I've always been an
outsider.
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8.Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us
with anything else, and we
strive to swim on top.
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9.It's so long
since I've had sex I've
forgotten who ties up who.
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10.I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my
body to Tupperware.
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