THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

THIS SCENE CONTAINS STRONG VIOLENCE

VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

Hank Titaloowee was in his lawn, taking out the trash. Oh what a good husband he is!

‘Yep…that’s the last one. I wonder what Bethel is making for breakfast. Sure smells good! Gee I sure golly well hope its pancakes today.’

Stranger in blue shirt: ‘Hank Titaloowee?’

GARBAGE DAY!!!

‘Huh?’

HAHAHAHA…..HAHAHAHA…HAHA..HAHAHAHAHAH..HAHAHA.HAHAHAH….HAHAHAHA..HAHAHAHAHA….HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!

‘NOOO!!!’

*Crappy gunshot effects

*Crappy bullet penetrating through tin, human flesh and limb effects

‘Ah!’

*Life flashes before Hank’s eyes.. ‘What the hell is happening? Who is this guy I’ve never seen him before? Oh I wanted pancakes for breakfast!’

‘Happy Birthday……’

Bethels Pancakes….pancakes to die for…

Hi guys. This presentation shows something I really love to do. I would love to become a writer (maybe for the BBC one day?) or work in advertising. This type of stuff is something I would love to have as a career and is one of things in life I really enjoy. I hope you all liked it.

Note:

The images used in this work were taken from the absolutely fanstastic (sarcasm) movie Silent Deadly Night 2.

If you want a good laugh, just type in garbage day on Youtube.