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November 2020League Champion

MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83(1,084-140-25) *35 $1,344,100 … #24 or 501

TV ChampionMC/SOS: Algebra Jones(283-107-22) *32 $704,500 … #94 or 502

Central Plains ChampionGRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix(36-0) *1 $48,000 … #60 or 503

East Coast ChampionThe Honorable Gil T. Azelle(203-134-32) *9 $367,400 … #153 or 504

Great Lakes ChampionDOD/ORDER: Vicious Timothy Clark(454-131-23) *10 $898,200 … #22 or 505

Mid-Atlantic ChampionDixon Ticonderoga(1,322-291-56) *11 $1,649,200 … #56 or 506

Northeast ChampionBembe Basso(9-0-1) *1 $17,700 … #72 or 507

Pacific Northwest ChampionSOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody(194-183-32) *15 $552,200 … #141 or 508

Rocky Mountains ChampionMuy Mal(172-73-10) *4 $409,300 … #6 or 509

Southeast ChampionMC/SOS: Math Jackson(962-150-29) *24 $1,190,400 … #27 or 510

Southwest Champion * from the battle royalMs. Truth(195-149-22) *1 $636,000 … #95 or 511

West Coast ChampionSOS: “Bionic” Beth Silva(3-1) *1 $17,200 … #5 or 512

League Tag-team ChampionsPerry Legal and The Honorable Gil T. Azelle#71 & #153 or 789

TV Tag-team ChampionsDOD/ORDER: MTG and Big Thad#110 & #127 or 987

League Six-man ChampionsDOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Fred, Hillbilly Red, and Guts#62, #79, & #144 or 789

TV Six-man ChampionsPerry Legal, Lee T. Gation, and The Honorable Gil T. Azelle#71, #73, & #153 or 987

Battle Royal WinnerThe Honorable Gil T. Azelle(203-134-32) *9 $367,400 … #153

2 BBL Rankings

1. Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens (2,185-902-158) *55 $6,334,800......................#982. SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro (1,003-152-30) *9 $1,511,300............................#993. DOD/ORDER: Black Fox (1,156-430-67) *22 $2,519,800.................................#474. HOP: BA Fox (1,024-315-70) *26 $3,086,500..................................................#435. Nick Bloodtrap (724-145-32) *8 $1,223,200.....................................................#1

6. Nate “Money Man” Barnes (663-144-30) *6 $1,115,200...............................#677. SOS: “Vivacious” Valerie Phoenix (653-223-52) *26 $4,077,400..................#1608. SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor (525-165-22) *20 $2,141,300...................#1719. Lee T. Gation (442-148-53) *11 $853,600.......................................................#73

10. PPA/ORDER: War Pig (518-257-35) *5 $1,307,400........................................#172

11. SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge (373-150-27) *19 $1,430,000..............#16612. PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine (310-89-14) *3 $633,200...........................................#413. PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment (353-137-22) *7 $1,030,200.............................#9214. Perry Legal (368-160-33) *12 $652,900..........................................................#7115. PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith (206-46-13) *5 $564,900.............................................#316. CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike (192-45-17) *27 $511,500...........#16517. 9 Lives (144-7-1) *1 $257,900.........................................................................#2318. CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek (164-29-9) *23 $391,800............#15019. DOD/ORDER: Mr. Kamuji (157-43-14) *15 $427,100....................................#12920. ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” (192-82-7) *3 $433,300.....................#6621. DOD/ORDER: Matsuhara Makashi (149-50-24) *19 $387,900......................#12822. Disemboweler Meat Hook (118-51-5) *4 $460,100......................................#13823. DOD/ORDER: Big Thad (102-51-16) *8 $446,000..........................................#12724. SOS: The Almighty Sheik (189-141-39) *16 $557,000...................................#15425. DOD/ORDER: Lady Wildcat Warrior (75-27-7) *8 $250,100............................#8926. SOS: “Heartbreak” Heather Hall (140-93-17) *14 $728,100.........................#15927. DOD/ORDER: MTG (69-24-13) *10 $445,500................................................#11028. DOD/ORDER: Guts (89-46-17) *10 $297,300................................................#14429. Disemboweler Mongrel (78-44-8) *3 $399,300............................................#13230. “The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra (55-28-3) *2 $164,000..........................#231. SOS: Jaxx Justice (93-67-13) *12 $761,800....................................................#13932. SOS: Rusty Riggs (109-90-19) *12 $884,200..................................................#12433. IMT: Hot Rod McNally (2-0-1) *1 $5,900.........................................................#5934. DOD/ORDER: Trapper Jessie Blu (18-18-6) *8 $107,000...............................#10535. SOS: “Other World” Lee Starr (1-1-2) $2,700..................................................#1536. IMT/LPPF: Lord Kingslayer (4-6) $28,300.......................................................#16337. SOS: Vanity (1-3) $3,100..................................................................................#1738. DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Fred (37-40-4) *3 $215,000..........................................#6239. IMT/LPPF: Lord Ravage (3-7) $25,900............................................................#16440. DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Red (27-36-9) *4 $210,600...........................................#7941. SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia (155-167-24) *12 $522,300.............#9742. IMT/LPPF: Lord Deathstroke (0-9-1) $8,000..................................................#125

43. EDGE: Demon (5,788-2,513-110) *2 $7,509,900............................................#3944. nWo: Power House (2,508-771-134) *26 $4,712,600.....................................#8545. HOP: The Patriot (1,599-357-81) *27 $3,594,700.........................................#16846. HOP: Alphamale XD (1,262-332-84) *25 $3,003,800....................................#17047. nWo: Razor Ramon (1,303-469-92) *23 $2,849,800.......................................#6348. VIRUS: Mamba Kid (1,020-213-34) *14 $1,954,700......................................#13049. nWo: Big Daddy Cool (1,078-372-81) *21 $2,719,700....................................#8250. VIRUS: Kamden Ryker (707-226-44) *26 $2,087,500........................................#751. The Portuguese Playboy (449-85-17) *6 $1,003,600....................................#14852. nWo: The Great Oni (576-222-51) *10 $1,307,400.........................................#5453. NFG: Monstroso (336-38-4) *5 $410,400........................................................#8054. VIRUS: Cobra Kid (304-90-29) *8 $1,226,500................................................#13755. VIRUS: Gaboon Kid (337-149-26) *8 $1,311,100..........................................#10456. INMATES: The Living Nightmare, Malex (230-69-22) *6 $558,000.................#4857. VIRUS: Rattler Kid (269-114-26) *13 $1,129,800..........................................#11158. “The Original” Mustache Pete (171-33-18) *10 $495,200............................#10959. KICK: Judo Man (300-162-7) *1 $724,600.......................................................#4960. KICK: Wuxia Man (157-53-2) *1 $310,400.....................................................#16961. KICK: Ninja Man (163-77-5) *1 $370,500........................................................#5062. THUG: Ninja by Mail Ashida Kim (92-7) $104,000...........................................#1863. The Sky Tiger (128-45-16) *11 $226,900.......................................................#14664. THUG: Backyard Dawg (95-21-2) *1 $122,500..............................................#10865. MF: Nightstalker (565-512-44) *13 $1,442,100..............................................#2066. Dean the Brain Price (109-59-2) *8 $265,300.................................................#4067. Marvel Man (88-51-7) *9 $284,000..............................................................#11868. INMATES: Happy Face Strangler (62-28-3) *2 $150,800...............................#12269. NFG: The Hunt (60-26-3) *8 $215,000............................................................#77

70. FMR: Hate the Sin and Sinner (51-23-2) *4 $245,500.....................................#1371. The Kamikaze Kid (73-48-3) *7 $216,200........................................................#4572. Mike Mr. Muscle Copley (103-83-12) *6 $382,400.......................................#11473. UKA: The Sinnerman (46-28-3) *5 $126,000.................................................#10774. INMATES: Urban Legend Killer (32-15-1) *1 $118,700....................................#2175. Super Masquerade (107-93-6) *1 $512,500....................................................#5776. NFG: Drakon (46-34-3) *6 $163,200................................................................#8677. NFG: Savage (41-38-3) *8 $198,800................................................................#8178. VIRUS: Strait Jacket Bob (22-20) $170,700....................................................#14579. COT: Leroy ‘Tatanka’ Lee (6-6) *3 $61,800......................................................#8880. INMATES: Massive (1-2-1) $3,500.................................................................#16281. Mr. Blood Bath #1 (2-5) *1 $12,600...............................................................#14382. NFG: Skywalker (20-26-3) *6 $191,300...........................................................#8383. H25/EDGE: King Komodo (2-8) $10,100........................................................#12684. VIRUS: Rotten Robb Maitland (12-20) *1 $130,500........................................#1985. The Blue Angel (6-17-2) $116,200...................................................................#9086. Mr. Blood #2 (2-15) $24,700............................................................................#3787. H25/EDGE: Super Freak Safiti (1-14) $2,000.................................................#11388. NFG: Talon (25-44-2) *7 $259,100...................................................................#7889. Willie Norton (31-56-13) *1 $201,600.............................................................#8490. Steve-o (3-39) $18,600....................................................................................#7691. Leroy Moleman (2-39) $21,000.......................................................................#3692. Grok the Neanderthal (2-40) $21,600...........................................................#13493. Jason Adams (1-42) $13,500............................................................................#6894. The Blue Meanie (339-402-22) $574,100........................................................#2695. Dirty Dick Dastardly (6-104) $63,000...............................................................#6996. Dollar Bill McKenzie (5-111) $39,800..............................................................#3397. Big Bull Shannon (283-489-19) $631,700......................................................#16798. Captain Wrestleman (1-211) $37,200.............................................................#3199. Rocket Monroe (8-220) $44,200......................................................................#51

100. The Creeper (13-233) $136,100.......................................................................#74101. Superstar Shane Jericho (42-275-2) *4 $232,500............................................#16102. Masked Cuban Assassin (1-238) $10,600......................................................#123103. The Ghoul (4-245) $58,500............................................................................#106104. Bonesaw Burk (108-430-4) $705,000............................................................#112105. Jareth the Goblin King (270-597-7) $469,700...............................................#116106. Prof. Boris Funk (2-335) $41,300.....................................................................#52107. The Masked Target (2-553) $79,800..............................................................#115108. Jack Skellington - King of Pumpkin Patch (153-740-4) $248,800.....................#34109. IR: The Un-Holy Executioner (22-642) $214,200...........................................#103110. TD: The Reignmaker (30-941-7) *3 $286,900..................................................#93111. Æ: Typhon (17-993-1) *1 $102,300...............................................................#149112. OUTLAWS: The Undertaker (472-1,511-27) $1,143,200.................................#28113. John Jaeger (4-1,436) $159,000.......................................................................#64114. Psychoshocker (4-1,440) $113,100..................................................................#65115. HB: Ground Zero (157-1,597-17) *1 $1,734,800.............................................#96116. Eon (3-1,479) $79,300...................................................................................#152117. Iceman (9-1,561) $150,400............................................................................#155

118. DHM: Reshon Kris (3-2,181) $208,900..........................................................#131119. Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins (0-261) $24,100............................................................#147120. Ricky the Viper (0-274) $26,000....................................................................#142121. “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann (0-275) $17,900..............................#87122. Wendel Mendelson (0-276) $12,400...............................................................#42123. “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. (0-277) $17,000............................................................#46124. Heinrich P. Wunderbar (0-279) $37,400........................................................#136125. Scrapbook Sal (0-280) $38,500........................................................................#41126. “Athletic” Allan Armstrong (0-281) $18,600....................................................#44127. “Too Gross” Larry Grossman (0-281) $10,300...............................................#135128. “Too Cool” Johnny Frost (0-282) $33,600........................................................#14129. Grumble McJones (0-284) $9,100...................................................................#75130. The Scavenger Hunter (0-290) $35,100.........................................................#119131. Dr. Manifesto (0-290) $13,900.......................................................................#151132. Vinnie G. (0-295) $14,800................................................................................#29133. The Ancient Grappler (0-313) $30,900..........................................................#133134. Mr. Infinity (0-320) $46,400...........................................................................#156135. Masked Iraqi Assassin (0-692) $69,700.........................................................#121136. Masked Russian Assassin (0-695) $5,800......................................................#120137. The Russian Stomper (0-733-1) $49,500.........................................................#61

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BBL Matches 3

Card 1: Held in Pisa (Attendance: 46,124)

SOS: “Bionic” Beth Silva beat Nick Bloodtrap at 21:23 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.Dixon Ticonderoga decked PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 22:20 (Pencil Kick) by 10.Muy Mal outmuscled SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at 19:11 (Beso De Serpiente)

by 8.Nate “Money Man” Barnes annihilated Vinnie G. at 3:18 (Headlock) by 103.Dixon Ticonderoga bested SOS: “Heartbreak” Heather Hall at 17:41 (Pencil Kick) by

9.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody decked Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 29:35 (Cobra

Clutch) by 3.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones annihilated SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 29:27 (Problem

Solver) by 4.SOS: The Almighty Sheik destroyed SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at 27:45 (Cobra

Clutch) by 1.Main event: MC/SOS: Algebra Jones drew Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens (Time Limit).

Card 2: Held in Las Vegas (Attendance: 46,872)

Muy Mal decked Nick Bloodtrap at 27:54 (Beso De Serpiente) by 3.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine pinned The Russian Stomper at 10:00 (Bodyslam) by 42.Muy Mal won over PPA/ORDER: War Pig at 28:03 (Beso De Serpiente) by 4.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment won over Vinnie G. at 1:49 (Freedom Punch) by 153.Dixon Ticonderoga bested CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 15:16 (Pencil

Kick) by 7.Nate “Money Man” Barnes over Ricky the Viper at 3:59 (Count Out).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones outmuscled IR: The Un-Holy Executioner at 4:06 (Back El-

bow Smash) by 41 (non-title).PPA/ORDER: War Pig pinned SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 27:56 (Pig Slam) by 3.Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens destroyed CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Out-

law” Mike at 36:36 (Thoughts & Prayers Punch) by 7.

Card 3: Held in London (Attendance: 39,608)

Nick Bloodtrap decked “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 5:54 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 98.Perry Legal bested PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 20:17 (Briefcase to the Head) by 8.9 Lives overpowered “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 2:17 (Hammerlock) by 97.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested Vinnie G. at 6:01 (Back Elbow Smash) by 95 (non-ti-

tle).Dixon Ticonderoga won over SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 20:27 (Pencil

Kick) by 6.Nate “Money Man” Barnes overpowered Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 1:47 (Headlock) by

111.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones beat The Masked Target at 4:08 (Back Elbow Smash) by 79

(non-title).CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike bested IMT/LPPF: Lord Ravage at 28:02

(Cook’s EDGE) by 4.Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens outmuscled CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Out-

law” Derek at 45:15 (Thoughts & Prayers Punch) by 6.

Card 4: Held in Leeds (Attendance: 43,668)

Nick Bloodtrap tied SOS: “Other World” Lee Starr at 12:55 (Double Count Out).PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine defeated Grumble McJones at 1:02 (Purse Swipe) by 137.Dixon Ticonderoga decked “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 2:12 (Palm Strike) by 99.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over Jack Skellington - King of Pumpkin Patch at 6:08 (Dis-

qualification: hit opponent with microphone) (non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga outmuscled SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at 20:55 (Pencil

Kick) by 9.Nate “Money Man” Barnes beat CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 29:48

(Quadrillion Dollar Spear) by 2.

MC/SOS: Algebra Jones destroyed The Scavenger Hunter at 2:47 (Problem Solver) by175 (non-title).

SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge outmuscled CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 27:22 (Backbreaker) by 1.

Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens destroyed Muy Mal at 46:54 (Thoughts & Prayers Punch) by 1.

Card 5: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 32,863)

Nick Bloodtrap defeated SOS: Vanity at 29:15 (Claymore Kick) by 1.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine over “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann at 5:38 (Dis-

qualification: manager in ring).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix defeated “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 3:38

(Ankle Lock) by 96.Dixon Ticonderoga outmuscled Scrapbook Sal at 3:12 (Palm Strike) by 102.Dixon Ticonderoga won over PPA/ORDER: War Pig at 28:15 (Pencil Kick) by 5.Nate “Money Man” Barnes pinned Dr. Manifesto at 3:58 (Headlock) by 70.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones overpowered Masked Russian Assassin at 4:11 (Superplex)

by 109 (non-title).CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike beat SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at

28:46 (Cook’s EDGE) by 2.Main event: Dixon Ticonderoga drew Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens (Time Limit).

Card 6: Held in Omaha (Attendance: 31,166)

MC/SOS: Math Jackson won over Nick Bloodtrap at 29:46 (Statistical Stunner) by 3.SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia beat PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 21:38 (Co-

bra Clutch) by 6.Nate “Money Man” Barnes destroyed “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 3:57 (Headlock) by

98.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix defeated Scrapbook Sal at 1:43 (Ankle

Lock) by 99.IMT: Hot Rod McNally annihilated SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 22:12 (Slingshot Su-

plex) by 8.Nate “Money Man” Barnes decked SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 28:36 (Quadrillion

Dollar Spear) by 4.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested Masked Iraqi Assassin at 4:25 (Back Elbow Smash) by

75 (non-title).PPA/ORDER: War Pig pinned CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 29:39 (Pig

Slam) by 2.Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens decked SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 18:11

(Thoughts & Prayers Punch) by 8.

Card 7: Held in Dothan (Attendance: 41,771)

Nick Bloodtrap decked Vinnie G. at 1:01 (Claymore Kick) by 158.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine decked The Scavenger Hunter at 1:31 (Purse Swipe) by 165.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment decked “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 6:05 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 88.Nate “Money Man” Barnes overpowered Scrapbook Sal at 3:26 (Headlock) by 101.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix pinned The Russian Stomper at 3:15 (Fig-

ure Four) by 119.Nate “Money Man” Barnes beat Mr. Infinity at 1:47 (Headlock) by 92.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones destroyed DHM: Reshon Kris at 6:24 (Hammerlock) by 61

(non-title).“The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra and GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix

drew DOD/ORDER: MTG and Big Thad at 5:31 (Double Disqualification).Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens destroyed SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody at

53:21 (Thoughts & Prayers Punch) by 1.

4 BBL Matches

Card 8: Held in Rangoon (Attendance: 30,622)

Nick Bloodtrap beat Scrapbook Sal at 2:20 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine pinned Masked Russian Assassin at 1:05 (Purse Swipe) by

121.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones destroyed “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 6:30 (Back Elbow

Smash) by 90 (non-title).PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment pinned Scrapbook Sal at 2:03 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

91.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix defeated John Jaeger at 10:15 (Ankle Lock)

by 38.Nate “Money Man” Barnes decked IMT/LPPF: Lord Kingslayer at 27:23 (Quadrillion

Dollar Spear) by 3.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones won over Disemboweler Mongrel at 28:53 (Problem Solver)

by 5.“The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra and GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix*

bested CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek* and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 29:24 (The Tim Horton Sundae) by 2.

Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens bested SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 34:03 (Thoughts & Prayers Punch) by 4.

Card 9: Held in Greenwich Village (Attendance: 30,299)

Nick Bloodtrap destroyed Wendel Mendelson at 2:09 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 132.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine pinned Masked Iraqi Assassin at 3:08 (Bodyslam) by 76.SOS: “Other World” Lee Starr tied Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 10:43 (Double Dis-

qualification).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones annihilated Scrapbook Sal at 5:56 (Back Elbow Smash) by 93

(non-title).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix pinned Psychoshocker at 6:13 (Ankle Lock)

by 52.Nate “Money Man” Barnes decked CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 27:47

(Quadrillion Dollar Spear) by 3.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over The Ancient Grappler at 7:28 (Count Out) (non-title).DOD/ORDER: MTG* and Big Thad outmuscled PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith* and Lady

Swine at 15:57 (The Mug Shot) by 7.Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens decked Perry Legal at 30:22 (Thoughts &

Prayers Punch) by 2.

Card 10: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 33,954)

Nick Bloodtrap beat “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 2:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine outmuscled DHM: Reshon Kris at 6:29 (Side Slam) by 50.Nate “Money Man” Barnes beat SOS: Vanity at 27:42 (Quadrillion Dollar Spear) by 1.Dixon Ticonderoga bested Wendel Mendelson at 1:53 (Palm Strike) by 133.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix beat Perry Legal at 28:32 (What Did You

Expect?) by 5 (non-title).Bembe Basso decked Perry Legal at 27:31 (Figure Four) by 2 (non-title).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones destroyed “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 1:53 (Back Elbow

Smash) by 105 (non-title).CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek* and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike annihi-

lated PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith and Lady Swine* at 27:50 (Cook’s EDGE) by 5.Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens beat MC/SOS: Math Jackson at 41:23

(Thoughts & Prayers Punch) by 1.

Card 11: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 42,652)

Nick Bloodtrap overpowered “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 4:52 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89.

Disemboweler Mongrel annihilated PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 29:27 (The Eviscera-tion) by 5.

Perry Legal destroyed SOS: Vanity at 28:44 (Briefcase to the Head) by 3.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix annihilated Wendel Mendelson at 0:50

(Ankle Lock) by 130.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix over Grumble McJones at 7:51 (Count

Out).Perry Legal overpowered Lee T. Gation at 21:02 (Briefcase to the Head) by 7.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones decked Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 2:09 (Problem Solver) by

168 (non-title).DOD/ORDER: MTG and Big Thad* beat PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith and Cpl Punishment*

at 27:23 (The Mug Shot) by 5.Main event: Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens defeated Disemboweler Mongrel at 37:26

(Thoughts & Prayers Punch) by 5.

Card 12: Held in Denver (Attendance: 38,286)

Dixon Ticonderoga decked Nick Bloodtrap at 27:59 (Pencil Kick) by 4.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine beat The Ancient Grappler at 0:40 (Slingshot Suplex) by

156.MC/SOS: Math Jackson annihilated 9 Lives at 27:54 (Statistical Stunner) by 3.Nate “Money Man” Barnes destroyed Wendel Mendelson at 2:32 (Headlock) by

132.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix annihilated “Moderately Handsome” Hor-

atio Mann at 4:45 (Ankle Lock) by 99.Perry Legal defeated PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment at 22:12 (Briefcase to the Head)

by 7.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones overpowered SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody at 27:25 (Problem

Solver) by 1 (non-title).CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek* and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike pinned

PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith and Cpl Punishment* at 29:26 (Cook’s EDGE) by 3.Main event: MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 beat Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens

at 57:11 (Numbers Crunch) by 3.

Card 13: Held in Compton (Attendance: 41,403)

Nick Bloodtrap over The Russian Stomper at 3:33 (Count Out).PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine annihilated “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 2:58 (Bodyslam)

by 106.9 Lives annihilated Vinnie G. at 4:57 (Hammerlock) by 102.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment beat Wendel Mendelson at 3:24 (Turnbuckle Smash)

by 122.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix over HB: Ground Zero at 6:07 (Disqualifica-

tion: tied opponent up).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones overpowered Perry Legal at 27:12 (Problem Solver) by 2

(non-title).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones pinned Ricky the Viper at 5:48 (Headlock) by 96 (non-title).DOD/ORDER: MTG and Big Thad* outmuscled PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine and Cpl Pun-

ishment* at 29:47 (The Mug Shot) by 5.Main event: MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 defeated SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz

Bro at 18:22 (Numbers Crunch) by 7.

Card 14: Held in Charlotte (Attendance: 37,501)

Nick Bloodtrap defeated DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Fred at 27:54 (Claymore Kick) by 1.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine defeated Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 0:30 (Purse Swipe) by

158.9 Lives bested Scrapbook Sal at 3:45 (Hammerlock) by 100.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones pinned Wendel Mendelson at 1:27 (Back Elbow Smash) by

124 (non-title).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix bested SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare”

Manuia at 23:07 (What Did You Expect?) by 7 (non-title).Ms. Truth destroyed Perry Legal at 27:49 (Truth Syrum) by 1.

BBL Matches 5

MC/SOS: Algebra Jones pinned Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 3:18 (Back Elbow Smash) by 103 (non-title).

CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike* bested PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine and Cpl Punishment* at 28:15 (Cook’s EDGE) by 3.

Card 15: Held in Little Rock (Attendance: 34,888)

Perry Legal won over Nick Bloodtrap at 28:34 (Briefcase to the Head) by 2.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody bested PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 24:18 (Cobra Clutch)

by 9.9 Lives annihilated Wendel Mendelson at 2:56 (Hammerlock) by 131.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones outmuscled HOP: BA Fox at 19:40 (Problem Solver) by 9.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix decked The Scavenger Hunter at 2:33

(Camel Clutch) by 158.Perry Legal destroyed SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 28:25 (Briefcase to

the Head) by 2.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones annihilated Æ: Typhon at 6:12 (Back Elbow Smash) by 46

(non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga and Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens tied DOD/ORDER: MTG and Big

Thad at 1:14 (Double Disqualification).

Card 16: Held in Englewood (Attendance: 48,171)

Nick Bloodtrap over Grumble McJones at 4:38 (Disqualification: used steel chair).PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine defeated Ricky the Viper at 2:01 (Hammerlock) by 96.9 Lives pinned “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 3:02 (Hammerlock) by 104.Dixon Ticonderoga decked “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 0:58 (Palm Strike) by 106.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix over Masked Russian Assassin at 10:34

(Count Out).Perry Legal defeated IMT/LPPF: Lord Deathstroke at 17:59 (Briefcase to the Head) by

7.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones defeated CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 19:24

(Problem Solver) by 6.Dixon Ticonderoga* and Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens defeated CLAW*/SOS: “White

Claw Outlaw” Derek and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike* at 29:54 (Pencil Kick) by 2.

Card 17: Held in Gulf Shores (Attendance: 42,121)

DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Red outmuscled Nick Bloodtrap at 29:26 (The Red Iron Claw) by 1.

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine bested Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 3:12 (Bodyslam) by 104.9 Lives over “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 8:27 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix destroyed “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at

4:14 (Ankle Lock) by 103.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix over Masked Iraqi Assassin at 5:20 (Count

Out).Perry Legal destroyed Disemboweler Mongrel at 27:02 (Briefcase to the Head) by 3.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over Dr. Manifesto at 3:30 (Disqualification: tied opponent

up) (non-title).DOD/ORDER: MTG* and Big Thad beat ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers”* and

PPA/ORDER: War Pig at 28:22 (The Mug Shot) by 5.

Card 18: Held in Nairobi (Attendance: 40,321)

Nick Bloodtrap defeated “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann at 0:49 (TurnbuckleSmash) by 101.

CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek overpowered PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 27:46 (Cook’s EDGE) by 4.

Dixon Ticonderoga beat 9 Lives at 27:23 (Pencil Kick) by 4.

Nate “Money Man” Barnes annihilated “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 1:22 (Head-lock) by 105.

GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix destroyed DHM: Reshon Kris at 4:50 (An-kle Lock) by 41.

SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody annihilated Perry Legal at 27:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 1 (non-title).

MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over Eon at 19:51 (Count Out) (non-title).CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike* beat OR-

DER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” and PPA/ORDER: War Pig* at 29:29 (Cook’s EDGE) by 3.

Card 19: Held in Bombay (Attendance: 34,873)

MC/SOS: Algebra Jones overpowered Nick Bloodtrap at 27:44 (Problem Solver) by 4.PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine over Dr. Manifesto at 13:26 (Count Out).9 Lives pinned The Russian Stomper at 2:32 (Big Splash) by 112.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment won over “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 3:00 (Turn-

buckle Smash) by 95.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix bested Disemboweler Mongrel at 21:46

(What Did You Expect?) by 8 (non-title).Perry Legal outmuscled CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 27:02 (Briefcase

to the Head) by 4.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 23:58 (Problem Solver) by

8 (non-title).DOD/ORDER: MTG* and Big Thad destroyed Perry Legal and Lee T. Gation* at 29:18

(The Mug Shot) by 2.

Card 20: Held in Monterey (Attendance: 40,679)

Nick Bloodtrap drew SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 7:45 (Double Count Out).

SOS: The Almighty Sheik decked PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 27:54 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.

Perry Legal destroyed 9 Lives at 27:32 (Briefcase to the Head) by 2.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones decked “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 3:47 (Back Elbow

Smash) by 97 (non-title).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix pinned The Ancient Grappler at 0:30

(Camel Clutch) by 164.The Honorable Gil T. Azelle outmuscled Perry Legal at 29:16 (Final Verdict) by 5

(non-title).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones overpowered Iceman at 4:57 (Back Elbow Smash) by 44

(non-title).Perry Legal and Lee T. Gation tied CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek and

“White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 29:28 (Double Count Out).

Card 21: Held in Hammond (Attendance: 33,283)

DOD/ORDER: Trapper Jessie Blu won over Nick Bloodtrap at 28:50 (The Figure Eight)by 3.

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine beat Mr. Infinity at 1:03 (Slingshot Suplex) by 163.9 Lives beat Grumble McJones at 5:07 (Hammerlock) by 65.Dixon Ticonderoga outmuscled “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 3:40 (Palm Strike) by 90.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix over “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 4:19

(Disqualification: manager in ring).Perry Legal won over SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 20:06 (Briefcase to the Head) by 6.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested Mr. Infinity at 3:11 (Back Elbow Smash) by 84 (non-ti-

tle).Perry Legal and The Honorable Gil T. Azelle* overpowered DOD/ORDER: MTG* and

Big Thad at 29:17 (Briefcase to the Head) by 2.

6 BBL Matches

Card 22: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 42,454)

Nick Bloodtrap won over The Scavenger Hunter at 1:21 (Claymore Kick) by 171.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike beat PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 27:51

(Cook’s EDGE) by 3.9 Lives beat “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann at 4:02 (Hammerlock) by 100.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix bested “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 3:32 (An-

kle Lock) by 87.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix outmuscled Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 6:06

(Ankle Lock) by 89.Perry Legal decked SOS: “Heartbreak” Heather Hall at 21:26 (Briefcase to the Head)

by 7.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones beat CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 21:38

(Problem Solver) by 7.League Tag-team titles: Perry Legal and The Honorable Gil T. Azelle* decked

CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek* and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 28:25 (Briefcase to the Head) by 4.

Card 23: Held in Muskegon (Attendance: 31,430)

Nick Bloodtrap over Masked Russian Assassin at 12:24 (Count Out).SOS: “Bionic” Beth Silva overpowered Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 22:52 (Cobra

Clutch) by 7.9 Lives tied SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 2:54 (Double Count Out).Nate “Money Man” Barnes beat “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 2:04 (Headlock) by 89.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix decked SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody at

28:12 (What Did You Expect?) by 4 (non-title).Perry Legal decked CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 29:51 (Briefcase to

the Head) by 5.Ms. Truth outmuscled SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 27:43 (Truth

Syrum) by 3.DOD/ORDER: MTG* and Big Thad decked Lee T. Gation and The Honorable Gil T.

Azelle* at 27:08 (The Mug Shot) by 4.

Card 24: Held in Buffalo (Attendance: 44,871)

Nick Bloodtrap over Masked Iraqi Assassin at 4:48 (Disqualification: nail file).West Coast title: SOS: “Bionic” Beth Silva bested Disemboweler Mongrel at 22:25

(Cobra Clutch) by 8.9 Lives decked The Scavenger Hunter at 1:14 (Chernobyl Choke) by 171.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment over “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 8:11 (Count Out).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix overpowered Ricky the Viper at 4:45 (Side

Slam) by 99.Perry Legal bested SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 27:58 (Briefcase to the

Head) by 4.Ms. Truth decked Disemboweler Mongrel at 29:21 (Truth Syrum) by 4.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike* won over

Lee T. Gation and The Honorable Gil T. Azelle* at 27:48 (Cook’s EDGE) by 2.

Card 25: Held in Hanoi (Attendance: 38,316)

Nick Bloodtrap outmuscled IMT/LPPF: Lord Deathstroke at 28:07 (Claymore Kick) by 5.

Muy Mal beat “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 4:38 (Bodyslam) by 97.9 Lives destroyed Masked Russian Assassin at 4:58 (Superplex) by 105.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 5:56 (Count Out) (non-title).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix beat Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 2:12 (Ankle

Lock) by 109.Perry Legal annihilated SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at 24:21 (Briefcase to the

Head) by 7.Ms. Truth tied SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody at 5:29 (No Contest).

DOD/ORDER: MTG and Big Thad* bested PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment and War Pig*at 18:44 (The Mug Shot) by 9.

Card 26: Held in Gander (Attendance: 36,925)

Nick Bloodtrap defeated DHM: Reshon Kris at 8:55 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 43.Muy Mal outmuscled SOS: “Other World” Lee Starr at 29:40 (Beso De Serpiente) by

3.9 Lives pinned Masked Iraqi Assassin at 5:59 (Hammerlock) by 82.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody pinned DOD/ORDER: Black Fox at 29:20 (Cobra Clutch) by

2.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix outmuscled CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw

Outlaw” Derek at 22:55 (What Did You Expect?) by 9 (non-title).Perry Legal decked PPA/ORDER: War Pig at 27:51 (Briefcase to the Head) by 3.Ms. Truth destroyed CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 29:03 (Truth

Syrum) by 5.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek* and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike outmus-

cled PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment* and War Pig at 20:23 (Cook’s EDGE) by 7.

Card 27: Held in Alberta (Attendance: 30,320)

Nick Bloodtrap defeated Disemboweler Mongrel at 28:53 (Claymore Kick) by 1.Great Lakes title: DOD/ORDER: Vicious Timothy Clark outmuscled Muy Mal at

28:48 (Vicious Bomb) by 1.9 Lives over DHM: Reshon Kris at 6:49 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).Dixon Ticonderoga drew IMT: Hot Rod McNally (Time Limit).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix decked Dr. Manifesto at 4:54 (Ankle Lock)

by 68.Bembe Basso outmuscled SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 29:24 (Figure

Four) by 4 (non-title).Ms. Truth annihilated SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 21:54 (Truth Syrum) by 7.DOD/ORDER: MTG* and Big Thad destroyed SOS: Rusty Riggs and Jaxx Justice* at

16:36 (The Mug Shot) by 11.

Card 28: Held in Kobe (Attendance: 37,007)

Nick Bloodtrap over The Ancient Grappler at 2:41 (Count Out).Muy Mal defeated 9 Lives at 29:16 (Beso De Serpiente) by 3.9 Lives overpowered Disemboweler Mongrel at 29:40 (Chernobyl Choke) by 1.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix outmuscled Dixon Ticonderoga at 27:46

(What Did You Expect?) by 3 (non-title).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix decked Eon at 3:02 (Figure Four) by 79.Bembe Basso defeated Disemboweler Mongrel at 28:22 (Figure Four) by 5.DOD/ORDER: Guts destroyed SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 29:12

(Gutcheck Chokeslam) by 1.DOD/ORDER: MTG and Big Thad drew Disemboweler Mongrel and Disemboweler

Meat Hook at 3:21 (Double Count Out).

Card 29: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 41,007)

Nick Bloodtrap won over “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 3:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by113.

Muy Mal decked Vinnie G. at 2:59 (Beso De Serpiente) by 161.9 Lives over The Ancient Grappler at 6:04 (Count Out).Dixon Ticonderoga pinned The Russian Stomper at 6:06 (Palm Strike) by 50.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix outmuscled SOS: The Almighty Sheik at

11:02 (What Did You Expect?) by 11 (non-title).Bembe Basso pinned SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody at 27:20 (Figure Four) by 1 (non-ti-

tle).

BBL Matches 7

The Honorable Gil T. Azelle outmuscled SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 18:17 (Final Verdict) by 7 (non-title).

DOD/ORDER: MTG* and Big Thad defeated SOS: “Heartbreak” Heather Hall and “Vi-vacious” Valerie Phoenix* at 20:04 (The Mug Shot) by 9.

Card 30: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 35,494)

Nick Bloodtrap outmuscled Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 0:47 (Claymore Kick) by 164.Muy Mal outmuscled Scrapbook Sal at 3:57 (Bodyslam) by 100.9 Lives destroyed “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 0:54 (Hammerlock) by 112.Dixon Ticonderoga defeated John Jaeger at 10:54 (Palm Strike) by 41.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix beat Iceman at 4:52 (Ankle Lock) by 50.Bembe Basso beat CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 19:19 (Figure Four)

by 6.SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia destroyed SOS: “Vivacious” Valerie Phoenix

at 29:35 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike* annihi-

lated SOS: Rusty Riggs* and Jaxx Justice at 17:44 (Cook’s EDGE) by 9.

Card 31: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 38,237)

SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody annihilated Nick Bloodtrap at 29:45 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.Muy Mal annihilated Wendel Mendelson at 2:47 (Bodyslam) by 131.9 Lives annihilated Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 4:54 (Hammerlock) by 90.Dixon Ticonderoga beat Psychoshocker at 7:28 (Palm Strike) by 55.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix outmuscled Mr. Infinity at 1:09 (Figure

Four) by 158.Northeast title: Bembe Basso decked SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 18:16 (Figure

Four) by 8.SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia annihilated IMT/LPPF: Lord Ravage at 19:36

(Cobra Clutch) by 7.Disemboweler Mongrel and Disemboweler Meat Hook* pinned CLAW*/SOS: “White

Claw Outlaw” Derek and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike* at 29:32 (Big Splash) by 2.

Card 32: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 32,144)

Nick Bloodtrap over Ricky the Viper at 1:34 (Count Out).Muy Mal bested “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 3:12 (Bodyslam) by 104.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody defeated 9 Lives at 27:28 (Cobra Clutch) by 3.Dixon Ticonderoga beat ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” at 16:25 (Pencil Kick)

by 8.Central Plains title: GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix bested CLAW*/SOS:

“White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 15:43 (What Did You Expect?) by 10.Bembe Basso overpowered CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 22:24 (Figure

Four) by 7.SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia overpowered SOS: Big Money Graem Stem-

bridge at 29:53 (Cobra Clutch) by 2.DOD/ORDER: MTG* and Big Thad annihilated CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw”

Derek* and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 28:40 (The Mug Shot) by 2.

Card 33: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 31,228)

Nick Bloodtrap outmuscled Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 2:16 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.Muy Mal beat “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 3:45 (Bodyslam) by 88.9 Lives overpowered Ricky the Viper at 1:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.Dixon Ticonderoga annihilated Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 28:10 (Pencil Kick) by

4.Nate “Money Man” Barnes over The Russian Stomper at 15:35 (Count Out).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones decked Lee T. Gation at 22:30 (Problem Solver) by 9 (non-ti-

tle).

SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia beat SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at 27:08 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.

CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek* and “White Claw Outlaw” Mike beat SOS:“Heartbreak” Heather Hall* and “Vivacious” Valerie Phoenix at 19:45 (Cook’s EDGE) by 7.

Card 34: Held in Fort Myers (Attendance: 49,543)

Nick Bloodtrap destroyed CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 29:08 (Clay-more Kick) by 2.

Dixon Ticonderoga beat Muy Mal at 27:36 (Pencil Kick) by 1.9 Lives defeated Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 4:48 (Hammerlock) by 110.Dixon Ticonderoga pinned Perry Legal at 27:42 (Pencil Kick) by 2 (non-title).Lee T. Gation outmuscled The Russian Stomper at 3:46 (Cobra Clutch) by 112.Disemboweler Mongrel outmuscled Lee T. Gation at 28:49 (The Evisceration) by 4.SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia won over PPA/ORDER: War Pig at 29:56 (Co-

bra Clutch) by 1.“The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra, GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix, and

DOD/ORDER: Mr. Kamuji drew Muy Mal, Disemboweler Mongrel, and Disem-boweler Meat Hook at 6:17 (Double Disqualification).

Card 35: Held in Antwerp (Attendance: 43,367)

Nick Bloodtrap annihilated Dr. Manifesto at 3:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 70.IMT: Hot Rod McNally won over Muy Mal at 29:44 (Slingshot Suplex) by 1.9 Lives overpowered CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 27:41 (Chernobyl

Choke) by 2.Dixon Ticonderoga tied Bembe Basso (Time Limit).PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment pinned The Russian Stomper at 4:56 (Cobra Clutch) by

111.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody pinned Lee T. Gation at 21:58 (Cobra Clutch) by 8.SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor annihilated Masked Russian Assassin at 1:44 (Su-

perplex) by 100.“The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra*, GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix,

and DOD/ORDER: Mr. Kamuji outmuscled 9 Lives, Dixon Ticonderoga, and SOS: The Almighty Sheik* at 28:44 (The Tim Horton Sundae) by 2.

Card 36: Held in Pahrump (Attendance: 48,246)

Nick Bloodtrap destroyed SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 27:31 (Claymore Kick) by 4.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix won over Muy Mal at 29:13 (What Did You

Expect?) by 4 (non-title).9 Lives outmuscled Dr. Manifesto at 4:25 (Hammerlock) by 69.Dixon Ticonderoga bested Lee T. Gation at 23:01 (Pencil Kick) by 9.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones outmuscled The Russian Stomper at 5:08 (Back Elbow

Smash) by 41 (non-title).CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek overpowered Lee T. Gation at 28:19

(Cook’s EDGE) by 3.SOS: The Almighty Sheik defeated SOS: Rusty Riggs at 29:29 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith, Lady Swine, and Cpl Punishment* outmuscled Muy Mal, Dis-

emboweler Mongrel, and Disemboweler Meat Hook* at 27:32 (Upper Cut) by 1.

Card 37: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 30,550)

Nick Bloodtrap defeated Mr. Infinity at 1:15 (Big Splash) by 165.Muy Mal beat The Russian Stomper at 4:48 (Bodyslam) by 48.9 Lives won over SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 29:19 (Chernobyl Choke) by 4.Dixon Ticonderoga over Grumble McJones at 6:13 (Count Out).SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge decked The Russian Stomper at 5:04 (Pumphan-

dle Slam) by 37.

8 BBL Matches

SOS: The Almighty Sheik bested Lee T. Gation at 29:09 (Cobra Clutch) by 1.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike beat SOS: Rusty Riggs at 29:42 (Cook’s

EDGE) by 2.PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith*, Lady Swine, and Cpl Punishment destroyed 9 Lives, Dixon

Ticonderoga*, and SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 27:55 (Upper Cut) by 3.

Card 38: Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 47,609)

Nick Bloodtrap beat IMT/LPPF: Lord Kingslayer at 28:34 (Claymore Kick) by 3.Muy Mal bested ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” at 16:10 (Beso De Serpiente)

by 7.9 Lives bested Mr. Infinity at 1:02 (Big Splash) by 151.Dixon Ticonderoga defeated “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann at 3:55 (Palm

Strike) by 102.Nate “Money Man” Barnes decked DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Fred at 29:04 (Quadrillion

Dollar Spear) by 1.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike beat Lee T. Gation at 29:42 (Cook’s EDGE)

by 2.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek bested IMT/LPPF: Lord Deathstroke at

29:04 (Cook’s EDGE) by 3.Muy Mal, Disemboweler Mongrel*, and Disemboweler Meat Hook beat 9 Lives,

Dixon Ticonderoga*, and SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 28:33 (Beso De Serpiente) by 2.

Card 39: Held in Nashville (Attendance: 38,682)

Nick Bloodtrap bested IMT/LPPF: Lord Ravage at 15:44 (Claymore Kick) by 7.Muy Mal annihilated Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 28:19 (Beso De Serpiente) by 3.9 Lives beat CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 29:06 (Chernobyl Choke) by

3.Dixon Ticonderoga beat PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment at 17:53 (Pencil Kick) by 9.Perry Legal bested DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Fred at 27:08 (Briefcase to the Head) by 3.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment outmuscled Grumble McJones at 2:26 (Freedom

Punch) by 138.DOD/ORDER: Matsuhara Makashi won over CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike

at 16:06 (Osaka Street Cutter) by 7.DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Fred, Hillbilly Red*, and Guts overpowered Muy Mal, Disem-

boweler Mongrel*, and Disemboweler Meat Hook at 22:26 (The One Armed Death Trap) by 7.

Card 40: Held in Portland (Attendance: 31,515)

Nick Bloodtrap annihilated CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 28:50 (Clay-more Kick) by 3.

Muy Mal outmuscled Perry Legal at 28:20 (Beso De Serpiente) by 1 (non-title).MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 bested MC/SOS: Algebra Jones at 27:56 (Num-

bers Crunch) by 3 (non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga decked TD: The Reignmaker at 9:28 (Palm Strike) by 45.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones destroyed John Jaeger at 7:55 (Back Elbow Smash) by 32

(non-title).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones defeated Grumble McJones at 0:56 (Problem Solver) by 147

(non-title).DOD/ORDER: Mr. Kamuji bested SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 15:29 (Kamuji Bomb) by

7.TV Six-man titles: Perry Legal*, Lee T. Gation, and The Honorable Gil T. Azelle de-

stroyed Muy Mal*, Disemboweler Mongrel, and Disemboweler Meat Hook at 28:21 (Briefcase to the Head) by 2.

Card 41: Held in Kalamazoo (Attendance: 46,173)

Muy Mal annihilated “The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra at 27:52 (Beso De Serpi-ente) by 3.

Bembe Basso destroyed Muy Mal at 28:38 (Figure Four) by 1.MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 bested Disemboweler Mongrel at 18:49 (Num-

bers Crunch) by 8 (non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga tied MC/SOS: Algebra Jones (Time Limit).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones over Psychoshocker at 8:03 (Disqualification: used rope to

choke) (non-title).DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Red beat Disemboweler Mongrel at 28:21 (The Red Iron Claw)

by 2.Disemboweler Mongrel outmuscled SOS: Jaxx Justice at 17:58 (The Evisceration) by

7.Muy Mal, Disemboweler Mongrel, and Disemboweler Meat Hook* overpowered

IMT/LPPF: Lord Deathstroke*, Lord Kingslayer, and Lord Ravage at 29:28 (Figure Four) by 1.

Card 42: Held in Rock Creek (Attendance: 48,151)

MC/SOS: Math Jackson bested “The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra at 29:37 (Statis-tical Stunner) by 3.

Muy Mal overpowered Lee T. Gation at 15:07 (Beso De Serpiente) by 8.Dixon Ticonderoga outmuscled MC/SOS: Math Jackson at 28:50 (Pencil Kick) by 1

(non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga beat Ms. Truth at 29:33 (Pencil Kick) by 1.Perry Legal annihilated ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” at 24:12 (Briefcase to

the Head) by 6.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment pinned “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann at 3:15

(Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody outmuscled Disemboweler Mongrel at 28:20 (Cobra

Clutch) by 4.Muy Mal, Disemboweler Mongrel, and Disemboweler Meat Hook* bested SOS: Jaxx

Justice, Big Money Graem Stembridge, and The Mysterious Benefactor* at 15:53 (Beso De Serpiente) by 6.

Card 43: Held in St. Paul (Attendance: 40,434)

“The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra bested Scrapbook Sal at 2:09 (Bodyslam) by 92.

Muy Mal overpowered Grumble McJones at 2:43 (Beso De Serpiente) by 146.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix bested MC/SOS: Math Jackson at 27:14

(What Did You Expect?) by 4 (non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga defeated HB: Ground Zero at 9:00 (Palm Strike) by 32.SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia annihilated ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the

Tigers” at 29:57 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann at 6:07 (Back

Elbow Smash) by 93 (non-title).The Honorable Gil T. Azelle annihilated Disemboweler Mongrel at 22:38 (Final Ver-

dict) by 8 (non-title).Muy Mal*, Disemboweler Mongrel, and Disemboweler Meat Hook won over 9 Lives,

Dixon Ticonderoga, and SOS: The Almighty Sheik* at 28:25 (Beso De Serpiente) by 2.

Card 44: Held in Oslo (Attendance: 33,943)

“The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra over “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 6:07 (Dis-qualification: used steel chair).

Muy Mal beat “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann at 3:56 (Bodyslam) by 100.MC/SOS: Math Jackson decked ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” at 23:57 (Sta-

tistical Stunner) by 7.

BBL Matches 9

Dixon Ticonderoga bested SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 27:46 (Pencil Kick) by 4 (non-title).

Disemboweler Mongrel outmuscled ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” at 28:55 (The Evisceration) by 3.

DOD/ORDER: Lady Wildcat Warrior annihilated CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 22:43 (Wildcat Splash) by 7.

Disemboweler Mongrel pinned SOS: “Heartbreak” Heather Hall at 27:56 (The Evis-ceration) by 4.

League Six-man titles: DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Fred, Hillbilly Red, and Guts* over-powered 9 Lives*, Dixon Ticonderoga, and SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 21:05 (The One Armed Death Trap) by 9.

Card 45: Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 38,321)

Perry Legal overpowered “The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra at 27:55 (Briefcase tothe Head) by 2.

Muy Mal pinned PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment at 15:53 (Beso De Serpiente) by 8.MC/SOS: Math Jackson overpowered Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 28:38 (Statistical

Stunner) by 3.Dixon Ticonderoga annihilated DOD/ORDER: Trapper Jessie Blu at 29:33 (Pencil Kick)

by 1.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody won over ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” at 23:28

(Cobra Clutch) by 7.SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia bested PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment at

28:27 (Cobra Clutch) by 5.Disemboweler Mongrel pinned IMT/LPPF: Lord Kingslayer at 29:35 (Big Splash) by 4.Perry Legal*, Lee T. Gation, and The Honorable Gil T. Azelle destroyed 9 Lives, Dixon

Ticonderoga*, and SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 29:03 (Briefcase to the Head) by 4.

Card 46: Held in Toledo (Attendance: 36,091)

“The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra tied SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia (Time Limit).

MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested Muy Mal at 27:11 (Problem Solver) by 1 (non-title).Southeast title: MC/SOS: Math Jackson annihilated Perry Legal at 29:09 (Statisti-

cal Stunner) by 1.Dixon Ticonderoga annihilated The Scavenger Hunter at 1:00 (Pencil Kick) by 175.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek overpowered ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of

the Tigers” at 29:13 (Cook’s EDGE) by 2.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment over The Scavenger Hunter at 1:33 (Disqualification:

tied opponent up).Disemboweler Mongrel defeated SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 27:56 (The

Evisceration) by 1.IMT/LPPF: Lord Deathstroke, Lord Kingslayer*, and Lord Ravage pinned 9 Lives,

Dixon Ticonderoga, and SOS: The Almighty Sheik* at 28:16 (Backbreaker) by 3.

Card 47: Held in Jacksonville (Attendance: 40,376)

Muy Mal destroyed PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 23:17 (Beso De Serpiente) by 7.Muy Mal drew Ms. Truth (Time Limit).Bembe Basso pinned MC/SOS: Math Jackson at 28:43 (Figure Four) by 1 (non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga annihilated Masked Russian Assassin at 0:15 (Pencil Kick) by 131.ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” drew SOS: The Almighty Sheik (Time Limit).PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment over Masked Russian Assassin at 12:09 (Count Out).Disemboweler Mongrel beat SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at 28:01 (The Eviscera-

tion) by 4.9 Lives, Dixon Ticonderoga, and SOS: The Almighty Sheik* bested SOS: Jaxx Justice*,

Big Money Graem Stembridge, and The Mysterious Benefactor at 27:48 (Cher-nobyl Choke) by 4.

Card 48: Held in Paris (Attendance: 36,104)

MC/SOS: Math Jackson beat PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 16:48 (Statistical Stunner) by 7.

Rocky Mountains title: Muy Mal pinned SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at27:56 (Beso De Serpiente) by 3.

MC/SOS: Math Jackson pinned Lee T. Gation at 17:03 (Statistical Stunner) by 8.Dixon Ticonderoga over Masked Iraqi Assassin at 8:49 (Disqualification: refused to

break choke).CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike defeated ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the

Tigers” at 29:54 (Cook’s EDGE) by 1.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment defeated Masked Iraqi Assassin at 2:55 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 73.Disemboweler Mongrel drew PPA/ORDER: War Pig at 0:49 (Double Count Out).

Card 49: Held in Boston (Attendance: 35,986)

Dixon Ticonderoga pinned PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 18:31 (Pencil Kick) by 8.Muy Mal annihilated SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro at 28:08 (Beso De Serpiente) by 3.MC/SOS: Math Jackson bested PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment at 15:27 (Statistical

Stunner) by 8.Dixon Ticonderoga over DHM: Reshon Kris at 1:19 (Count Out).Perry Legal outmuscled Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 28:04 (Briefcase to the Head)

by 2.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment decked DHM: Reshon Kris at 6:41 (Hammerlock) by 55.Disemboweler Meat Hook defeated SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 28:11 (The Eviscera-

tion) by 2.

Card 50: Held in Cape Town (Attendance: 31,897)

Perry Legal destroyed PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 20:45 (Briefcase to the Head) by 6.Muy Mal outmuscled The Scavenger Hunter at 0:46 (Beso De Serpiente) by 174.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones pinned MC/SOS: Math Jackson at 29:34 (Problem Solver) by

1 (non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga bested Disemboweler Mongrel at 28:34 (Pencil Kick) by 5.Nate “Money Man” Barnes over Grumble McJones at 17:05 (Disqualification: used

brass knuckles).Disemboweler Mongrel bested PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment at 29:41 (The Eviscera-

tion) by 4.Disemboweler Meat Hook beat CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 27:15

(The Evisceration) by 1.

Card 51: Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 37,259)

SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia outmuscled PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 29:44 (Cobra Clutch) by 4.

Muy Mal over Masked Russian Assassin at 1:42 (Count Out).MC/SOS: Math Jackson pinned DOD/ORDER: MTG at 22:39 (Statistical Stunner) by 7.Dixon Ticonderoga outmuscled The Ancient Grappler at 0:43 (Cobra Clutch) by 161.DOD/ORDER: Hillbilly Red pinned Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 27:23 (The Red Iron

Claw) by 1.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment destroyed The Ancient Grappler at 0:18 (Atomic Leg

Drop) by 152.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody decked SOS: Jaxx Justice at 17:55 (Cobra Clutch) by 11.

Card 52: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 39,901)

Disemboweler Mongrel bested PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 29:13 (The Evisceration) by3.

Muy Mal destroyed Masked Iraqi Assassin at 1:35 (Bodyslam) by 82.

10 BBL Matches

MC/SOS: Math Jackson annihilated SOS: Rusty Riggs at 28:33 (Hammerlock) by 5.Dixon Ticonderoga over “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 1:37 (Disqualification: tied

opponent up).Nate “Money Man” Barnes destroyed “Moderately Handsome” Horatio Mann at

3:37 (Headlock) by 101.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment destroyed “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 4:16 (Turn-

buckle Smash) by 103.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek won over SOS: Jaxx Justice at 24:21

(Cook’s EDGE) by 6.

Card 53: Held in Brideshead (Attendance: 38,321)

SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody won over PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 18:03 (Cobra Clutch) by 7.

Muy Mal over DHM: Reshon Kris at 5:16 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).MC/SOS: Math Jackson outmuscled DOD/ORDER: Big Thad at 15:28 (Statistical Stun-

ner) by 6.Dixon Ticonderoga destroyed Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 1:41 (Pencil Kick) by 168.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 29:02 (Problem Solver)

by 4.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment won over Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 0:29 (Freedom

Punch) by 159.The Honorable Gil T. Azelle destroyed SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody at 28:45 (Final Ver-

dict) by 4 (non-title).

Card 54: Held in Gadsden (Attendance: 47,637)

CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek outmuscled PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 29:41 (Cook’s EDGE) by 2.

Muy Mal over The Ancient Grappler at 4:18 (Count Out).The Honorable Gil T. Azelle overpowered MC/SOS: Math Jackson at 29:05 (Final Ver-

dict) by 4 (non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga defeated SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody at 27:08 (Pencil Kick) by 1

(non-title).Nate “Money Man” Barnes tied SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 7:57

(Double Count Out).SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody defeated PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment at 18:30 (Cobra

Clutch) by 8.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody annihilated IMT/LPPF: Lord Ravage at 16:46 (Cobra

Clutch) by 10.

Card 55: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 40,454)

PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith tied SOS: The Almighty Sheik (Time Limit).Muy Mal annihilated “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 2:42 (Bodyslam) by 112.MC/SOS: Math Jackson outmuscled SOS: “Vivacious” Valerie Phoenix at 29:51 (Palm

Strike) by 5.Dixon Ticonderoga over Ricky the Viper at 0:32 (Count Out).DOD/ORDER: Trapper Jessie Blu defeated Nate “Money Man” Barnes at 29:37 (The

Figure Eight) by 3.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment destroyed Ricky the Viper at 4:02 (Side Slam) by 91.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody pinned SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 28:48 (Co-

bra Clutch) by 5.

Card 56: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 46,764)

CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike annihilated PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith at 29:02(Cook’s EDGE) by 1.

Muy Mal pinned Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 0:37 (Beso De Serpiente) by 167.MC/SOS: Math Jackson decked IMT/LPPF: Lord Kingslayer at 20:59 (Statistical Stun-

ner) by 6.

Dixon Ticonderoga defeated Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 1:54 (Palm Strike) by 112.Nate “Money Man” Barnes pinned The Scavenger Hunter at 1:31 (Quadrillion Dollar

Spear) by 171.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment beat Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 3:29 (Turnbuckle Smash)

by 101.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody won over SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at 20:57 (Co-

bra Clutch) by 8.

Card 57: Held in Utica (Attendance: 33,960)

Muy Mal destroyed PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 22:02 (Beso De Serpiente) by 9.Muy Mal drew SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody at 1:09 (Double Disqualification).MC/SOS: Math Jackson beat SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 18:56 (Hammer-

lock) by 7.Dixon Ticonderoga overpowered Æ: Typhon at 6:46 (Palm Strike) by 55.Nate “Money Man” Barnes over Masked Russian Assassin at 1:01 (Count Out).CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek outmuscled PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment

at 29:22 (Cook’s EDGE) by 3.SOS: “Wildman” Joe Brody outmuscled PPA/ORDER: War Pig at 29:15 (Cobra Clutch)

by 4.

Card 58: Held in Seoul (Attendance: 42,908)

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine overpowered “Too Cool” Johnny Frost at 4:55 (Bodyslam) by 91.

Muy Mal beat Ricky the Viper at 3:35 (Back Elbow Smash) by 100.MC/SOS: Math Jackson overpowered SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor at 17:33 (Sta-

tistical Stunner) by 8.Dixon Ticonderoga bested CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at 23:46 (Pencil

Kick) by 6.Nate “Money Man” Barnes over Masked Iraqi Assassin at 9:59 (Disqualification: hid-

den spike).PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment over Dr. Manifesto at 1:31 (Disqualification: loaded el-

bow pad).East Coast title: The Honorable Gil T. Azelle decked CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Out-

law” Derek at 16:07 (Final Verdict) by 9.

Card 59: Held in Fargo (Attendance: 33,200)

MC/SOS: Math Jackson outmuscled PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine at 24:45 (Figure Four) by 7.

Muy Mal annihilated Jumpin’ Jojo Jenkins at 1:04 (Bodyslam) by 110.MC/SOS: Math Jackson overpowered PPA/ORDER: War Pig at 27:48 (Statistical Stun-

ner) by 4.Dixon Ticonderoga decked Dr. Manifesto at 7:54 (Palm Strike) by 71.Nate “Money Man” Barnes bested IMT/LPPF: Lord Deathstroke at 29:27 (Quadrillion

Dollar Spear) by 5.SOS: The Almighty Sheik pinned PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment at 29:13 (Cobra

Clutch) by 1.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek tied SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge at

3:36 (Double Count Out).

Card 60: Held in Pasadena (Attendance: 35,016)

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine decked Vinnie G. at 2:48 (Purse Swipe) by 152.Muy Mal beat Dr. Manifesto at 6:21 (Bodyslam) by 69.Dixon Ticonderoga pinned OUTLAWS: The Undertaker at 4:08 (Palm Strike) by 42.Dixon Ticonderoga bested Eon at 7:30 (Palm Strike) by 53.Nate “Money Man” Barnes destroyed DHM: Reshon Kris at 8:13 (Headlock) by 43.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment defeated Mr. Infinity at 1:01 (Atomic Leg Drop) by 159.

BBL Matches 11

CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek outmuscled SOS: The Mysterious Benefac-tor at 29:32 (Cook’s EDGE) by 3.

Card 61: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 30,967)

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine outmuscled Scrapbook Sal at 5:19 (Bodyslam) by 94.The Honorable Gil T. Azelle bested Muy Mal at 27:16 (Final Verdict) by 4 (non-title).GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix decked OUTLAWS: The Undertaker at 7:26

(Ankle Lock) by 39.The Honorable Gil T. Azelle destroyed Dixon Ticonderoga at 29:21 (Final Verdict) by 3

(non-title).Nate “Money Man” Barnes pinned Disemboweler Mongrel at 28:09 (Quadrillion

Dollar Spear) by 1.CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike overpowered PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment

at 29:53 (Cook’s EDGE) by 2.PPA/ORDER: War Pig overpowered CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Derek at

27:14 (Pig Slam) by 1.

Card 62: Held in Toronto (Attendance: 48,745)

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine pinned Wendel Mendelson at 0:31 (Bodyslam) by 125.Muy Mal won over Mr. Infinity at 2:03 (Figure Four) by 170.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones defeated OUTLAWS: The Undertaker at 10:43 (Back Elbow

Smash) by 33 (non-title).Dixon Ticonderoga destroyed SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 15:11 (Pencil Kick) by 8

(non-title).Nate “Money Man” Barnes overpowered The Ancient Grappler at 2:12 (Big Splash)

by 158.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones pinned TD: The Reignmaker at 4:03 (Back Elbow Smash) by

36 (non-title).The Honorable Gil T. Azelle bested SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 17:49 (Final Verdict)

by 11 (non-title).

Card 63: Held in Fairbanks (Attendance: 30,065)

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine beat “Athletic” Allan Armstrong at 4:23 (Bodyslam) by 98.Muy Mal won over SOS: “Vivacious” Valerie Phoenix at 27:36 (Beso De Serpiente) by

5.Dixon Ticonderoga defeated Vinnie G. at 3:38 (Palm Strike) by 104.Dixon Ticonderoga overpowered Iceman at 7:47 (Palm Strike) by 53.Nate “Money Man” Barnes over “Too Gross” Larry Grossman at 10:41 (Disqualifica-

tion: manager in ring).MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested HB: Ground Zero at 7:02 (Back Elbow Smash) by 23

(non-title).The Honorable Gil T. Azelle beat CLAW*/SOS: “White Claw Outlaw” Mike at 23:40

(Final Verdict) by 10.

Card 64: Held in Topeka (Attendance: 31,327)

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine annihilated “Mr. Sniffles” Hank E. at 6:19 (Bodyslam) by 82.Muy Mal overpowered SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge at 28:14 (Beso De Serpi-

ente) by 5.GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix destroyed Vinnie G. at 0:40 (Ankle Lock)

by 101.Dixon Ticonderoga pinned Mr. Infinity at 6:53 (Palm Strike) by 93.Nate “Money Man” Barnes beat Heinrich P. Wunderbar at 2:03 (Headlock) by 91.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones bested SOS: “The Samoan Nightmare” Manuia at 28:22

(Problem Solver) by 4 (non-title).SOS: Big Money Graem Stembridge overpowered SOS: The Almighty Sheik at 28:33

(Backbreaker) by 2.

Battle Royal

Held in St. Louis (Attendance: 45,314)

PPA/ORDER: Lady Swine and ORDER: Joe Exotic “King of the Tigers” nabbed $1,000 and $1,100, respectively, when they were hurled outside the ring by 9 Lives.

SOS: Rusty Riggs earned a cool $1,200 in imaginary earnings when MC/SOS: “Graph-ing Violence” TI-83 and Dixon Ticonderoga catapulted him onto the concrete floor.

SOS: Jaxx Justice picked up $1,300 after MC/SOS: Algebra Jones threw him out of the ring.

Lee T. Gation nabbed $1,400 when he was flung outside the ring by DOD/ORDER: Lady Wildcat Warrior.

“The Bad Boy from BC” Blake Condra grabbed an imaginary $1,500 when MC/SOS: Math Jackson flipped him over the top rope.

PPA/ORDER: Mr. Smith was awarded $1,600 in imaginary money when Dixon Ticon-deroga threw him into the audience.

IMT/LPPF: Lord Ravage pocketed $1,700 when he got thrown over the turnbuckle byDisemboweler Meat Hook.

SOS: “Vivacious” Valerie Phoenix earned $1,800 when Perry Legal tossed him out.PPA/ORDER: War Pig grabbed a cool $1,900 after Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens threw

him out.Disemboweler Mongrel made $2,000 when The Honorable Gil T. Azelle tossed him

out.Nick Bloodtrap grabbed $2,100 when IMT: Hot Rod McNally threw him out.DOD/ORDER: Lady Wildcat Warrior collected $2,200 after MC/SOS: “Graphing Vio-

lence” TI-83 threw him out.SOS: The Mysterious Benefactor was paid $2,300 after IMT: Hot Rod McNally threw

him over the turnbuckle.Disemboweler Meat Hook earned $2,400 after he got thrown out of the ring by

MC/SOS: Math Jackson.9 Lives received $2,500 after Muy Mal threw him into his manager at ringside.PPA/ORDER: Cpl Punishment won $2,600 when Bembe Basso hurled him onto the

announcer’s table.SOS: “The LeJeNd” Haz Bro pocketed a cool $2,700 when he got thrown out by The

Honorable Gil T. Azelle.MC/SOS: Algebra Jones grabbed $2,800 when he was flipped onto the concrete

floor by MC/SOS: Math Jackson.Barry “Take-a-knee” Stevens made $2,900 when he got thrown onto the concrete

floor by Dixon Ticonderoga.Perry Legal nabbed a quick $3,000 after he got thrown into his manager at ringside

by DOD/ORDER: Matsuhara Makashi.Muy Mal snatched $3,100 after getting catapulted out of the ring by Bembe Basso.Bembe Basso picked up $3,200 when Nate “Money Man” Barnes and Dixon Ticon-

deroga hurled him into his manager at ringside.Nate “Money Man” Barnes took $3,300 after MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83

and GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix threw him into his manager at ringside.

IMT: Hot Rod McNally was paid $3,400 after DOD/ORDER: Matsuhara Makashi threw him into his manager at ringside.

DOD/ORDER: Matsuhara Makashi grabbed $3,500 after being flipped out by GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix.

MC/SOS: Math Jackson won $3,600 when MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 cata-pulted him out.

MC/SOS: “Graphing Violence” TI-83 earned $3,700 after Dixon Ticonderoga and Ms. Truth tossed him out.

Ms. Truth nabbed $3,800 when she was flipped out by GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix.

Dixon Ticonderoga pocketed $3,900 when The Honorable Gil T. Azelle threw him outof the ring.

GRSF: “The One The Only” Noah Phoenix snatched an imaginary $4,000 when he got thrown out of the ring by The Honorable Gil T. Azelle.

The Honorable Gil T. Azelle won the battle royal and the $30,000 purse.

1. Ankle Lock.............292. Arm Drag Takedown...173. Arm Wrench...............164. Atomic Drop...............155. Back Elbow Smash......276. Bear Hug....................207. Big Boot......................248. Bodyslam....................259. Bulldog.......................14

10. Catapult......................2111. Chair Shot...................1812. Chickenwing...............2513. Chokeslam..................2214. Clothesline.................1615. Crescent Kick................516. Cross-Armbar...............417. Double Axehandle........318. Dropkick.......................219. Eagle Split...................1220. Elbow Smash..............1121. Enzuigiri........................722. European Uppercut....2823. Eye Gouge....................324. Face Rake.....................925. Fallaway Slam.............3026. Flying Body Press.........827. Flying Dropkick.............728. Flying Elbow Drop........129. Forearm Smash............130. Full Nelson...................6

61. Atomic Leg Drop. . .4162. Backbreaker...............4163. Big Splash...................4264. Boston Crab................3765. Brainbuster.................4266. Camel Clutch..............4567. Cobra Clutch...............4368. Cradle Suplex..............4069. Cutter.........................4070. DDT............................3771. Death Valley Driver.. . .3872. Diving Headbutt.........3873. Figure Four.................4574. Gorilla Press Slam.......3375. Gourdbuster...............3676. Guillotine Choke.........3977. Hurricanrana..............3978. Moonsault..................3379. Neckbreaker...............3280. Piledriver....................3181. Powerbomb................3582. Powerslam..................3483. Scorpion Deathlock....4384. Sleeper.......................3185. Slingshot Suplex.........4486. Spear..........................3487. Spinebuster................3288. Stunner......................3689. Sunset Flip..................3590. Superplex...................44

31. Hammerlock.........2932. Headbutt....................2333. Headlock....................3034. Hip Toss......................1935. Irish Whip...................2036. Knee Drop..................1837. Knee Lift.....................2138. Knife-Edge Chop.........1939. Lariat..........................1340. Leg Sweep..................1341. Low Blow....................1742. Mongolian Chop.........1543. Monkey Flip................1444. Mounted Punches......2245. Palm Strike.................2846. Pumphandle Slam......2647. Rear Naked Choke........248. Rib Breaker.................2349. Rope Burn....................950. Savate Kick.................2451. Shoulder Block...........1152. Shoulder Breaker..........853. Side Slam....................2754. Snapmare...................1055. Spinning Back Fist.......1256. Step-Over Toe Hold......557. Suplex...........................658. Tree of Woe Kicks.......1059. Turnbuckle Smash......2660. Wristlock......................4

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2020 is(thankfully?) almost

done!

Take A Pencil was drafted into the IWL -but one has to believe that things areNOT finished between Barry Stevensand Haz Bro - don't forget, last year, theblood feud between The AlmightySheik and Viktor Iasamov continuedeven after Iasamov was drafted. Speaking of Haz Bro and The Sheik, thetwo face off in our main event atBaptized In Blood 3 - it will be anamazing match! Rumor has it The MathClub has been hired by Nate Silver's 538- but first, they take on the Litigators(Perry Legal and Lee T. Gation) and thenWo. Gil T Azelle, also of the Litigators,has been involved in the wildest BBLfeud of 2020 - with Joe Exotic. Can theKing of the Courtroom defeat the TigetKing? Or will Joe's exotic ways lull Azelleto plead GUILTY?! The White ClawOutlaws defend against TheDisembowlers - The Outlaws have had afirm grip on the UVU Tag Team titles,but they are facing their biggestchallenge yet - sources say DastardlyDick Peppermint has this team morefocused than ever - will they be takingthe UVU Tag Team Titles to their newleague?! Ms. Truth looks like a STAR theUVU Women's Division needs - will shemake it through a tough tournament towin the title? 9 Lives is an intriguingadd to the BBL roster - Lord only knowsthe effects of growing up in Chernobylhad on this interesting character. WarPig and Nate Barnes meet in a NoHolds Barred match - which will be oneof Barnes last matches in BBL - will theyfollow each other again? PPA looks tokeep the UVU Six Man against anothergreat team - HOP!

by Commissioner Dan Sullivan

The latest in BBLTrash Talk...

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UVU Heavyweight ChampionThe Almighty Sheik

UVU Tag Team ChampionsThe White Claw Outlaws

UVU Six Man ChampionsLady Swine, Mr. Smith, and Cpl. Punishment

CYCLE 490 - NOVEMBER 2020

The Von Erich Classic 4The premiere team contest in the IWA is back! This is the fourth installment of the Von ErichClassic is upon us! This contest will be a bit different than the last two editions. Teams willwork to make their best singles, tag, and six man strategies amongst their three members. Teams will earn points each cycle based upon how well they do in these categories! It's $5 toenter and so far we have seven teams:UVU Six Man Tag Team Champions Lady Swine, Cpl. Punishment, and Mr. SmithWARBEAST (The Almighty Sheik, Wildman Joe Brody, and The Samoan NightmareManuia)VEC 2 Winners - The Von Snapps! Two Time Runners-Up - The LitigatorsThe ZastempowskisGuts, Hillbilly Red, and Hillbilly FredBig Money Graeme Stembridge, Jaxx Justice, and Rusty Riggs

Previous Winners:VEC 1 - Serenity, Chuckles, and Manslaughter (The Wild Bunch)VEC 2 - The Von SnappsVEC 3 - Alexei Smirnoff, Jake Scarlett, and Max Ripley

Cycle 488 - Fall 2020

We are proud to announce we now have EIGHT ladies on the roster and can start atournament next cycle for the UVU Women's Championship! If any other women's wrestlersenter the fray, we will expand the bracket in between cycles BUT it looks like our women'stournament will include:

Lady Swine Trapper Jessie BluMs. TruthVanityLee StarrBeth SilvaLady Wildcat WarriorPamela Rose Martinez

Rumor has it BBL Commissioner Dan Sullivan is STILL trying to sign more competitors for thisdivision so please keep an eye out on our Facebook page for more announcements!

CYCLE 490 - NOVEMBER 2020

UVU Women's Title

Dapper Dan Dee enters the Litigators dressing room. Perry Legal is researching in an old law book. Lee T. Gation is going through voluminous stacks of paper. Gil T. Azelle is on the telephone. It is clear he is interviewing someone who may have witnessed an event.

DDD: Excuse me, Mr. Azelle. (Azelle slams the phone shut)

GTA: Can’t you see we’re trying to work here? We’re hard at work getting ready to litigate the Presidential race of 2020.

DDD: Wow, that’s huge. Which side are you representing?

GTA: I can’t tell you that, Dapper, because of the attorney client privilege.

DDD: How about a hint?

GTA: Let’s just say I plan to trump Joe Exotic and feed him to the tigers.

DDD: So it’s Trump?

GTA: I’m just biden my time until I get him in that cage and feed him to the tigers.

DDD: So it’s Biden?

GTA: I’ll tell you who it’s not…Joe Exotic. That moron didn’t even get a single vote. I’ll be doing the world a favor when I destroy him.

[The fans murmur as the dark silence is broken by the sounds of “Renegades of Funk”

and a flaming spotlight reveals the kneeling BBL Champion, Barry Stevens. His

appearance is met with a mixture of mostly boos until he is joined by the walking

powder keg, Mid-Atlantic champion Dixon Ticonderoga, which evokes more cheers.

Barry slowly rises and grimly surveys the audience when he raises the BBL belt and

sneers at the camera. He pats the belt again and raises the microphone.]

Barry Stevens: Now what I’d like all of you to do, is realize that when you doubt

Barry Stevens, when you dismiss Barry Stevens, then you are putting yourself in real

danger. Mr. Smith? You’ve been a dominant force in the BBL, especially in the six-

man realm, but this title makes it my 10th time as a League champion. When you are

here, one on one, there isn’t anyone else to count on and to win the big one, you

need to find that extra gear. Barry Stevens finds the extra gear by motivation.

The motivation to right the wrongs that plague our society. Some of you hate to be

reminded of your wrongs, but Barry Stevens has an easy way to avoid that, don’t

promote, praise or protect the type of things that hurt others. Simpld.

[Dixon steps up next to Barry and pats his Mid-Atlantic belt. Barry nods.]

Barry Stevens. This man here is rising up the ranks and will one-day be the biggest

star in this business. We spar all the time, and he helps to keep Barry Stevens at

the top of his game. Which is why when Dixon gets his shot at this BBL title, he

won’t hold back. Barry Stevens expects him to go all out because that is what Barry

Stevens would do. That means the fans will get a hell of a show.

[He pauses to notice Dixon eyeing the BBL belt, and they nod at each other.]

Barry Stevens: Speaking of shows. The amount of money it took for the Almighty

Sheik to avoid having to defend the UVU title against Barry Stevens must have put a

dent in his fortune. Consider it money well spent Sheik, because you spared

yourself a hell of a beating and cost Barry Stevens a chance at the IWAR World

title. A wise investment on your part and Barry Stevens won’t forget it.

[Barry spots a fan sign “Bye Bye Barry! Tah Tah Ticonderoga!”]

Barry Stevens: Looks like the Sheik’s not the only one happy to see Dixon and Barry

get drafted to the IWL. Well folks, the year ain’t over yet and there’s some biz to

take care of before we leave. Do any of you in the back think you can take this

from Barry Stevens? If it ain’t Dixon to be the man who takes the BBL title from

Barry Stevens… then it ain’t happening!

Math Jackson / Algebra Jones/ “Graphing Violence” TI – 83

(The scene opens outside of the Math Clubhouse. Math Jackson is alone pacing back and forth.)

Math Jackson: We continue to rack up the wins and the titles hear in the BBL. The value of gold is at

an all-time high and we are collecting as much of it as possible. What else are we collecting?

Algebra Jones: Empty threats from the litigators! You three sound like nothing more than a cheap

local access commercial at 3 am. The only people that would be intimidated by you and your legal

prowess are the elderly and the incompetent. I assure you the Math Club is neither. We are 72%

ahead of everyone in the BBL and 100% better than you.

TI-83: Litigators! Your words mean nothing. Numbers mean everything! We can 100% back up

everything we say but you know that when the time comes you’re not backing up a single word!

Math Jackson: So in closing your honor,

• keep the Math Club out of comments

• recognize us as the team to beat

• go ahead and apologize for any previous statements

• and if you don’t then the fury of the Math Gods will rain down upon you

Mike: Yo Derek! The only thing I have to talk about this cycle is all we have accomplished this year! 2020 was bad

for most but it sure came up smelling like roses for the Claw Boyz!

Derek: Oh yeah Mike! I think we can list an accomplishment for every flavor of White Claw.

Mike: Ain’t that the truth. #1 tag team in the BBL, UVU Tag Champions, current league champions, best team in

round 3 of the IWAR Tag Derby, and challenging for the IWAR World Tag Team titles.

Derek: What more can a tag team do in the IWAR? Some would call that a career but to the White Claw Outlawz

that’s just another year!

Mike: Prince Ton and Jimmy Electric? Disembowlers? The IWAR is running out of teams that have a shot at

defeating the Claws. Hopefully the draft shakes a few more out of the wrestling tree because if not the Seltzer

Superstarz will be owning all the gold for a long long time!

With Burried Stevens still digging his way out from the bottom of those action figures I can tell you one

thing. Those memories will last forever in Barry’s mind much like the figures I’ll continue to send out all

around the world. Billy was sick of hearing you wine and so was everyone in the BBL. Bye Bye Barry.

Now let me get to some new business. I’m next in line for the UVU Heavyweight title and our current

champion the Sheik is upset that I haven’t acknowledged him or the title. Well Sheik it’s quite simple.

Your precious title that means everything to you means nothing to a veteran like Haz Bro. I’ve won so many

titles that I’ll be treating this title shot like it’s just another Tuesday. You’re welcome for the honor of

getting to wrestle me in a championship match. Unfortunately the highlight of your title reign will be end

in you losing the title. But I’m sure if I talk to the boys over at Mattel they will be happy to have a 2 pack of

Haz Bro and the Sheik to memorialize the historic match that started Haz Bro’s first BBL reign.

…and now for

something a little different…

The sounds of circus music can be heard in the background as 9 Lives

comes into the shot and smirks.

9 Lives: BBL, B… B… L… Welcome to my existence! I am you, and you

are me! Be free of pain and join 9 in singing the national anthem of 9!

9 Lives begins to sing but it is all gibberish, and the fans look at each

other very confused and don’t sing. 9 Lives stops and looks at the

camera and gets very close to it and screams into it.

9 Lives: Sing!

He begins singing again and fans just make noise trying to say what he

says. The whole arena finally starts singing exactly what he says and 9

smiles and shakes the camera.

9 Lives: Yes! Beautiful! You are wonderful singers! The choir of 9 has

been formed! Now every time I come down to the ring you can sing the

National Anthem of 9 and celebrate as you know all the words!

The fans laugh and cheer as the camera fades out. 9 Lives comes out

onto the ramp with his gas mask on and looks around the arena waiting.

Some fans start to sing while others are not sure. 9 Lives appears on

the flatscreen and shouts “Sing!” and fans begin to sing the National

Anthem of 9. He smiles on the screen and a small gas mask bouncy ball

goes over the gibberish words printed below his image. People laugh as

they sing. 9 Lives dances on the stage and then walks down the ramp

waving his arms in the air. He turns around and waves at himself on the

flatscreen. 9 Lives on the screen waves back and then disappears. The

bouncy gas mask continues to bounce on through the gibberish printed

on the screen. 9 Lives gets into the ring and tears his gas mask off and

holds the mic close to his mouth and smirks.

9 Lives: That was amazing! The choir of 9 lives in each and everyone

of you. Thank you! Now, onto why I am here BBL! I must spill my heart

out and share with you a deep secret! I am in love! Yes, me, 9, is in love

with another BBL superstar and I must get this out before that

superstar leaves.

9 takes a deep breath and talks in a very sincere voice. The fans quiet

down and listen, waiting to find out who he loves.

9 Lives: Muy Mal, I love you…

…To be continued…

Record:

(120-2) *1 $215,200........................... #23

Titles:

League Six-man (1)

Times Fallen in Love:

1

Bembe Basso sits in a fishing boat holding a fishing rod in one hand and a cigar in the other. He smiles at the camera as one eye goes one way and the other goes in a completely different direction.

Bembe: Ohhhh Yaaaa, Bembe!

He catches a fish and reels it in and holds it up for the camera and smiles a toothless smile.

Bembe: Ohh Yaaa, Bembe!!

He throws the fish into a pail that is already full of fish. He looks at the fish then at the camera and smirks. He grabs one of the fish that is still moving and bites into it. He smiles in between bites and then tilts his head sideways and offers the fish to the camera and smiles.

Bembe: Ohhhhhh Yaaaaaa, Bembe?

The camera fades with Bembe pushing the fish into the lens, smearing it all over. The camera then fades back in clean and on a ring with a Cuban flag draped over the apron. Bembe has a young wrestler in a figure four leg lock. The young wrestler is tapping out but Bembe is not letting go.

Young Wrestler: Ohhhhh Yaaaa, Bembe!!

Bembe lets go of the hold and the young wrestler grabs at his leg in lots of pain. Fans go crazy chanting for their fan favorite.

Fans: Ohhhhh Yaaaaa, Bembe!!! Ohhh Yaaaa Bembe!!

The camera fades out as Bembe helps the wrestler up and throws him out of the ring over the top rope. The kid falls hard on the floor below.

Bembe: Ohh Yaa, Bembe?

Young Wrestler: (With his face buried in the cement floor.) ommm ymmm BmmmmBmmm…

Bembe smiles at the camera and tilts his head sideways then grabs the camera from the camera man and throws it at the young wrestler, hitting him on the head knocking him out. The camera fades out with fans still chanting ‘Oh Ya, Bembe!’

When I grew up in Lund, British Columbia my parents were Hippies

that lived in a log cabin. For the first 15 years of my life, I had to

fight day in and day out. You see these hands?? These are hands that

fought bears, that chased rabid moose, that would kill the deadly

trout out in my lake!! When I went to high school, we moved to

Victoria, where I beat the snot out of bullies who thought that they

could push me around. I forced my hippy parents to move to

Vancouver, because I got kicked out of all the schools in Victoria.

I would beat the bullies senseless and then steal their women. BBL, I

see some bullies with that no good War Pig, and I am going to steal

that gorgeous Lady Swine right from under his nose!!

BBL, I am "The Bad Boy From British Columbia" Blake Condra,

and I am going to take on all the bullies.

DDD: Have I got a great interview today for the fans of the BBL! With me is the “money man” himself, Nate Barnes! Tell me Nate,

how do you feel being selected 16th overall by the IWL?

NB: Let me tell you something, Dan! We all know that 16th was way too low for someone as talented and as rich as I am. But it is

what it is. That Samantha Solie is a genius when it comes to drafting talent. Between me, Nick Bloodtrap, and our old buddy Frankie

Stecchino from the NWL, the IWL is gonna be loaded come January.

DDD: You do have a few cycles left here in the BBL. What do you plan to accomplish in that time?

NB: There is only one thing that needs to be done, Dan. I have a grudge match with an old nemesis at the BIB PPV. War Pig, you best

be ready. Anytime. Anywhere. I’m coming. This ends now. No holds are barred, piggly wiggly. There are no refs that can stop me

from destroying you. Update your will and say your prayers. It. Is. Over.

DDD: Dan Dee here at the BBL Performance Center, speaking with Nick Bloodtrap. Nick, after dropping in the draft all the way

down to the 25th pick by the IWL, how does that make you feel?

NB: How’s that make me feel? Are you kidding me?!?!? I’ve never been as angry in my life! Samantha Solie is correct on two

accounts: the other commissioners failed to do any homework and that I’m going to the IWL (for the January cycle) for one reason

only: to become world champion. You hear me Neo Dragon?!!? Don’t get comfortable that belt, it’ll be mine soon enough, Lizard

Boy!

DDD: You stated that you’d be in the IWL in January. What are your plans for the next couple cycles in the BBL?

NB: It’s like this, Dan. My brother and I had big plans coming into this league and didn’t live up to our own hype. Nate Barnes has a

Grudge Match at the PPV. I’m not on the BIB card. Yet. I’m suggesting, heavily, that I be placed on the card versus one of the new

guys, Vanity! Let’s make it happen, Commish!

Violence is the answer

Greetings and salutations Bad Blood League I will get what I want eventually.

UVU Championship I am coming for it get ready Almighty Sheik it's only a matter of

time before I get what I want. Big opportunities a a bound to happen eventually I will

be the Wrestler in your nightmares. One way or another I will have what I want tata

for now.

Vicious Timothy Clark

THE DAWG POUND

RUSTY RIGGS JAXX JUSTICE 6’4” // 291 lbs 6’5” // 311 lbs Tulsa, OK Austin, TX

The Dawg Pound signed with their manager, Tommy Zulu, in 2008 and began their careers in the IWA. They competed within several territories early in their careers, including the BHL, MEL, and SHL, winning several local titles along the way. Their major success, however, came in the tag team scene where they even won the IWA World Tag Team Titles twice! The duo left the IWA and professional wrestling altogether in August 2011, eventually resurfacing within another company in 2020. There, the team has competed in Florida, Memphis, and now the Rocky Mountains region, and has found moderate success there as they get their wrestling rings back underneath them. They have just recently made their return to the IWA and are looking to re-assert themselves as a premier tag team in the company, starting with the Blood Bath League! “VIVACIOUS” VALERIE PHOENIX SPEAKS: “Listen up, Blood Bath League! I hear that Commissioner Dan Sullivan has been going on and on about how great the BBL women’s division has become…. About how this is quickly becoming THE place to be for women’s wrestling. Well, let me tell you something – everything that’s been done up to this point, it doesn’t mean diddly squat and that’s because none of you have had the unfortunate mispleasure of stepping into the ring with “Vivacious” Valerie Phoenix and my tag team partner, “Heartbreak” Heather Hall. But, that’s okay, though, because that’s all about to change now that I’ve signed an official contract with the Blood Bath League. So your time is coming – each and every one of you – and, so you can come one or you can come all, but you’re all bound to fall!!”

THE MYSTERIOUS BENEFACTOR:

“Listen up, Blood Bath League, because you are entering into a new era that is to be marked with both justice and generosity. I have recently made my return to professional wrestling and the BBL is where I will call home. Where I shall give all that I’ve got and take all that I want…. There is no stopping the undeniable force that is the Mysterious Benefactor, and as I begin my quest to instill justice throughout this company, I have found that there is one many in particular that has caught my attention. 9 Lives, you have made a living out of basking in other people’s misery. You have capitalized on a blatant lie in which those that cared thought you were dead. You are bathed in sin and marked by evil, but that’s okay because I have come to cleanse you with a righteousness that you’ve not yet known. 9 Lives, you and I will meet in the ring, of this I can assure you. And, when we do, you and I will be in full agreement that it’s better to give than to receive.”

Big Money Graeme Stembridge: “Hey, there BBL…. Big Money here and I got just a quick thing to say. See, it’s been awhile, but I’m finally ready to kick the dust off these ol’ boots and get back to what it is that I like doing best, and that’s kickin’ tail and making folks squeal. I’m the real deal, son, and by the time I get done with what it is that I came here to do, you’re gonna be looking at Big Money Graeme Stembridge and you ain’t got but one word that you’re gonna use to describe me….. champ.”

The Disembowelers and Dastardly Dick Peppermint are on their way into the BBL arena when they pass a group of booing fans. One kid using crutches to walk is wearing a White Claw Outlawz t-shirt. Dastardly Dick stops Meat Hook and Mongrel and points the kid out. The Disembowelers approach and hover over him.

KID: You two bullies are gonna get what you deserve at Baptized in Blood! Mike and Derek are gonna show you who the better tag team is, and then they’re gonna show you the door!

The other fans cheer and pat the kid on the back. Meat Hook and Mongrel exchange a look and appear as if they’re about to walk away but instead they grab the kid and yank him from the crowd. While Dastardly Dick urges them on, the Disembowelers rip the kid’s t-shirt off and then proceed to beat him senseless with his own crutches. Then Dick grabs a White Claw seltzer from a different fan and pours it out on the kid’s head.

DASTARDLY DICK: Next time, keep your stupid mouth shut when you’re in the presence of greatness, Tiny Tim! Now, because of you, one of your heroes is going to end up in the hospital after Meat Hook and Mongrel take those UVU belts!

A B R A N D N E W H O M E

At long last, I have made a decision. To make the BBL my new

home. Ladies and gentlemen, the BBL has been on the rise for the

last year, but it is time to take it to the next hemisphere with me

as your guide.

Now look, I know the words Blood Bath may scare away some

potential buyers, but fear? Haha I am too cool to know that

word. Inject it into my veins if you would. I can live off of it.

For you see, there is no one out there quiet like myself. That's

why I am The One The Only. I will win over the fans, swoon the

ladies hearts and heartbreak the ones not worthy. I may sound

like a arrogant prick, but I promise you that I am anything but.

It's the name of the game with me. I fight for the good, not the

bad. What's so horrible about the rewards that I receive for the

fruits of my labor? I rightfully earn what I get. Confidence is a

good thing to defeat the evil ahead. I am not your usual cat when

compared to my GRSF mates, but I would not be a member if I

did not believe in doing the right thing for the betterment of all.

Not just myself. I am here to make a difference in the BBL and

take it to the next level. Friends will be made along the way.

Sherlock Dome has arrived at the hospital, to investigate the attempted murder of the PPA.

Initial information has all four in the IC unit from a severe case of poisoning. Many, many suspects.

The PPA lost every single match, that is not a coincidence.

This was an obvious vile criminal attack on our heroes. It is my job to find the Evil Doers

1. Team of Alphamale XD, The Patriot, and B.A. Fox. Only on the list because they are #1 contenders, poison doesn’t appear to be their style.

2. The Math Club. As there is no current feud there is no motive, I give less than 10% the Math Club poisoned the PPA.

3. The Litigators. They are attorneys so they are evil enough, but again where is the motive. They have other problems, and have not cared about PPA’s domination.

4. The Inmates. They are crazy, have not been seen in a while, and also have a thing for Lady Swine definitely a person of interest. I’ll have Doctor Willabe check to see if they are in jail.

5. The new Women in BBL. Many may be jealous of the 1st lady of the BBL, Lady Swine is by far the finest women here, and with the backup to help. Mmmmmmm, checking into Muy Mal, She was making wild accusations about our 1st Lady.

6. Of course, the obvious choice is Nat Barnes, he has the money, the motive, and nothing holds him back. He is also leaving the BBL, I’ll checkhis alibi.

7. Many, Many more persons of interest to interview.

Joe takes the podium, “I only have a few things to say, the recount for my election is under way, I'm only about 75,000,000 vote down. Through canvasing, recounts, and litigation I will soon be President of the United States.”

“In the mean time I have not forgotten The Honorable Gil T. Azelle. You are mine, you can only push an honorable man so far. At Baptized In Blood 3, I will introduce you to your own blood. As a former judge I know your medical is good, be ready to use it.”

Joe looks around, and finally realizes the only reporter present is from the local High School paper.