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Another year, another summer and, as Im sure many ofyou reading have done or are in the process of doing, timefor another internship. Taking an internship is seen as animportant step in pretty much every program around here,be it research based or arts based. Hell, I cant even tell youNSGDSNONELXGD@CGNVL@MXLDLADQRNENTQNVMRS@@QDNKHUHMF@KHEDNEHMCDMSTQDCRDQUHSTCDSNSGDHQSDLON-rary bosses.

RENQLDSGHRHRSGDQRSSHLDHMLXBNKKDFDB@QDDQVGDMI have not undertaken a summer internship. I have, instead,

opted for a summer of gallivanting and seeing bands likeSmash Mouth, Gin Blossoms, Everclear, Marcy Playground,+HS@MC2TF@Q1@XVGHKD(FDS@ARNKTSDKXAKHSYDCNM6GHSDRussians.

/DQRNM@KKX ( EDDK SG@S SGDVGNKD HMSDQMRGHO BNMBDOSQ the unpaid type especially is particularly fucked, butyoull read more about that further into the issue in a love-ly, thoughtful piece on pages eight and nine.

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As the death of Rodney King looms closely above our

heads, his role as the unintentional symbol for troubledrace relations continues to stand strong.

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RACISM ANDRODNEY KINGby Bushra Mollick


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PROFITS OVER EMPLOYEESby Siobhan Cassidy


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have been unpaid.I dont think Ive ever heard of someone getting a paid

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ing for transportation. The Stony Brook School of Jour-nalism Alumni Association recently set up a need-basedOQNFQ@LSG@SNDQRRSTCDMSRFQ@MSRSNBNUDQSQ@MR-portation costs.

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)@BNA&NK@M@ITMHNQ@S#TJD4MHUDQRHSXG@RCNMDGHRtime as both a paid and unpaid intern. He sees much valuein internships, and that he learns more by interning than hedoes by going to class.

8NTKD@QMMNSGHMFOQ@BSHB@KEQNLBNKKDFDBK@RRDR&N-lan said.

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said. The company is investing in you as much as you aHMUDRSHMFHMSGDL

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According to Blum, an internship can be a positivNQMDF@SHUDDWODQHDMBD

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You might have a good supervisor, you might noATSLXRBGNNKROQDO@QHMFXNTENQVGDMXNTG@UD@A

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Some interns appear to be more disgruntled thaNSGDQR7TDC@M6@MFHRNMDTMO@HCHMSDQMVGNCDBHed to sue her employer.

As reported by The New York TimesMedia DecoDQAKNFHM%DAQT@QX6@MFHMSDQMDCENQE@RGHNL@F@YHMDHarpers Bazaar@MCKDC@K@VRTHSHM%DQT@QX@F@HMRSSGD'D@QRS"NQONQ@SHNMSGDL@F@YHMDO@QDMSBNLO@MX6@MF@BBTRDCSGDL@F@YHMDNES@HMF@CU@MS@FDNEGDQODQLHSSHMFGDQSNVNQJETKKSHLfor no pay.

According to the Timespiece, some companies usHMSDQMRSNCNSGDINARNEQDFTK@QO@HCVNQJDQRQ@SGDSG@ML@JHMF@MDNQSSNSQTKXDCTB@SDSGDRSTCDMSBut most students, the article states, are too afraid report such incidents.

6GDMXNTQD@S@MHMSDQMRGHOyoure making all these con-MDBSHNMRVHSGODNOKDXNTFDSyour name out there, and youreKD@QMHMFGNVSNCNSGDHQINASGDQHFGSV@X


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Beaches

Looking for a place other than the Staller Steps to get@S@M3@JD@RGNQSAHJDQHCDSN6DRS,D@CNV!D@BG$@RS2DS@TJDS3GHRAD@BGRHSRNM2LHSGSNVM!@X@MC@CLHRRHNMand parking are free for you local Stony Brook students ifXNTUDOTQBG@RDC @ !QNNJG@UDM QDRHCDMSODQLHS ENQVGHBGHRU@KHCENQSVNXD@QR6DRS,D@CNVHR@RL@KKAD@BGVHSGQNBJR@MCBKHRATSSGDQD@QDKHEDFT@QCRNMCTSXEQNLC@VM TMSHK CTRJ CTQHMF SGD RTLLDQ RD@RNM 'D@C GDQDENQSGDRTMRDSNQRTMQHRDHEXNT@QDVHQDCEQNLSGDMHFGSbefore, and get in free of charge.

+NMF !D@BG 2LHSGSNVM HR @ LHMTSD CQHUD EQNLB@LOTR@MCHR@OQHU@SDAD@BGENQ2S)@LDRQDRHCDMSR.MSGHR-NQSG 2GNQDAD@BGXNT B@M RVHLHM SGD B@KLV@SDQRof the Long Island Sound. But being the brainy little Stony!QNNJRSTCDMS@RXNT@QDGD@CGDQDVHSG@EQHDMCVGNKHUDRHMSGDUHBHMHSXATX@XD@QKXO@RR@MCO@QJCNVMSGDQN@C@[email protected]@CGDQDADENQDC@VMNQ@ESDQCTRJHEXNTV@MSSNFDSQNL@MSHBVHSGXNTQRTLLDQHMF

Booze

Nothing says summer quite like having a cold beer@ESDQ @ C@X HM SGD RTM NQ RK@UHMF @V@X @S XNTQ RTLLDQinternship. And for the Stony Brook hipsters that say theyNMKXCQHMJKNB@KKXAQDVDCADDQRGDQDR@KHRSNES@RSXADDQRthat qualify for your hipster-approved checklist.

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&QD@S2NTSG!@X !QDVDQX !@X 2GNQD HR @ E@UNQHSDNEmine. This could potentially be because my local bar has a&2!NM,NMC@XR!TSADRHCDRSG@SHSHRPTHSDS@RSX@MCQDEQDRGHMF/DQRNM@KKX(KHJDSGD!KNMCDLAHSHNMVGHBGHR@RVDDS!DKFH@MKD@MCHSFNDRCNVMRLNNSGKX3@OHMSNXNTQHMMDQ AKNMCDVHSG SGHR ADDQ @SXNTQMDWS!!0@ESDQUHRHSHMF!TKKRDXD6GNKDR@KD!DUDQ@FD2LHSGSNVMNQGD@C

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Surf Spots

"NV@ATMF@A@AX+NMF(RK@MCHRBNNKDQSG@MXNTL@have thought. Hurricane season is prime time for surfeEQNL SGD HRK@MC SN BNLD NTS @MC B@SBG @ EDV V@UD/QNEDRRHNM@KRTQEDQREQNL@QNTMC SGDFKNADB@TFGSV@UDEQNL'TQQHB@MD*@SH@ CTQHMF SGD0THJRHKUDQ/QN-DV8NBNLODSHSHNMK@RSXD@QVGHBGV@[email protected] D@RS BN@RSNE SGD 2S@SDR V@UDR@QD BQD@SDC AXVHMEQNLSGDSK@MSHBMCNMSGHRHRK@MCVGDMSGDRNTSGVDVHMCHRAKNVHMFSGDQHCDRK@RSENQDUDQ

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Brook, and the LIRR does have a train that runs there. ,NMS@TJXNTVHKKEDDKXNT@QD@V@XNM@AD@BGXGNKHC@VHSG KNB@K RTQEDQR @MC RTLLDQ RD@RNMKNUDQR KKHMF SGLHBQNSNVM'D@CSN,NMS@TJ/NHMSENQSGDPT@KHSXRTQMspots. Park at the Montauk Lighthouse and check out Turtle@RTQERONSNM@QNBJXAD@BGVHSGENNSGHFGBKHRVGDXNTB@MRDDSGDV@UDRAQD@JEQNL1NTSD!TS3TQSKDRB@ADBNLD@AHSAHSBGX(SRQNBJXVGHBGLD@MRVGDMSGDV@UAQD@JRHSRCNMDYN

3GHR@QD@B@MFDSBQNVCDCSNN2NHEXNT@QDMSEDDKHM3TQSKDRENKKNVSGDKNB@KRSN3TQSKDR"NUD3GHRRONSHRRSNNE1NTSD@MCHRFQD@SVGDM@RSNQLNQGTQQHB@MDAQDVHMF3GDGTQQHB@MDRVDKKB@ML@JDXNTEDDK@RHEXN

@QDRTQMFHMSGDSQNOHBR3GHRHR@ONOTK@Q+NMF(RK@MCRON@MCKNB@KRTQEL@F@YHMDRGD@CGDQDENQOGNSNRGNNSRCTQHMhurricane season.

(EXNTCNMSJMNVGNVSNRTQENQKDESXNTQAN@QCA@Bat out-of-state, there are plenty of businesses in MontauSG@SSD@BGRDKK@MCQDMS@KKRTQMFOQNCTBSR"GDBJNTS@MC 2ODDCNM,NMS@TJ'HFGV@X ENQ KDRRNMR @MC @KK RTOQNCTBSRSNATXNQQDMS3GHRATRHMDRR@KRNNDQR0THJRHKUDsurf camps during the summer.

BEACH, BOOZE AND BOARDINby Siobhan Cassidy


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R @ 2SNMX !QNNJ RSTCDMS HSR @KV@XR HLONQS@MS SNRS@XVDKKHMENQLDC@ANTSSGD4MHUDQRHSXRONKHBHDR3NSQXSN RSTCXGDQDVHSGNTS TMCDQRS@MCHMFGNVL@INQ HMRSHST-SHNMRETMBSHNMVNTKCADKHJDCQHESHMF@SRD@VHSGNTS@L@O/DQRNM@KKX (UD@KV@XRSQHDCSNJDDOSGHMFRRGHORG@ODAXKD@QMHMF@RLTBG@R(BNTKCRNVGDM@L@SDHMENQLDCLDSG@S@MDVVDARHSDG@CADDMKHMJDC@RSGD1DRHCDMSH@K2@ED -SX/QNFQ@LRO@FDNM2SNMX!QNNJRNBH@K"@LOTR1DRH-CDMBDRVDARHSD(G@CSNRBNODHSNTSENQLXRDKE

4MKHJDSGDNKC12/VDARHSDSGHRNMDV@RNMSGDBTSSHMFedge of technology. Rather than deliver a message throughANQHMF NKC VNQCR@MC HL@FDR 12/ MNV BNMUDXR HSR LHR-RHNMRS@SDLDMS@MCQTKDRSGQNTFG@VGHLRHB@K%K@RGUHCDN,NQDNUDQVHSGNTS@MXNSGDQHMENQL@SHNMR@UDSGHR@MHL@S-DCDWOK@M@SHNMHSV@RNAUHNTRSG@S@KKNE12/RRDBQDSRVDQDATQHDCHMRHCDSGDRDEDVRGNQSRDBNMCRNE@TCHN@MCUHRT@KR

2NVG@SCNDRSGDUHCDNRGNV6DKKHEXNTQDMNSMD@Q@BNLOTSDQ@MCB@MSRDDHSENQXNTQRDKE@KKNVLDSNAQHDX

DWOK@HMSGDBNTQRDNEDUDMSR%HQRS@KNTC@MCFQ@UDKKXUNHBDDWOK@HMRSG@SUHDVDQRRGNTKCCNVG@SSGDXV@MSADB@TRD@OHQ@SDHREQDD3GDMVHSG@KNTCBQXNE8@QQG@QQ@MC%HCCKDCDDCDDSGDROD@JDQOQNBDDCRSNQDOD@SGHLRDKEon loop, as a band of pirates dance along and blinking let-SDQRDWOK@HM+.++(,$6(1$3GDQDRMNSGHMFDKRD@BBDR-RHAKD(SR@ANKCLNUDENQ12/@MNQF@MHY@SHNMJMNVM@BQNRRB@LOTRENQENKKNVHMFQTKDR@MCFDMDQ@KKX@UNHCHMF@BSRNElarceny on the high seas. In fact, no other safety program

at any university in America has policies of free piracy oVDARHSDRSG@SDWOQDRR SGDLRDKUDRRNKDKXSGQNTFGSGDLdium of Macromedia Flash, placing Stony Brook again the technological pinnacle of all colleges in America. Piratsafety programs have been in place in several universitieHMSGD!@KJ@MRGNVDUDQRNVDRSHKKG@UDRNLDB@SBGHMFTto do there.

.EBNTQRDHSRD@RXSNVNMCDQHECNHMFVG@SVDV@MHRSGDADRSONKHBXVGDSGDQNQMNSVD@QDOHQ@SDR(EXNTUDUDQRDDMR@BBK@HLDCGHFGRD@RCNBTLDMS@QXMuppTreasure IslandXNTKKJMNVSG@SSGDBNLL@MCNE@OHQ@SHB@

Tim Curry almost causes the death of several classic chdrens television characters. Plus, the command of pirateleads Johnny Depp to keep making movies, something th@KRNRDDLRSNAD@C@MFDQNTR@MCRKHOODQXRKNOD'NVDUD(RTRODBS12/JMNVRVG@SSGDXQDCNHMF@KHSSKDLNQDSG@3HL"TQQXESDQ@KK12/JMNVR@FQD@SCD@K@ANTSDUDQXSGHMF(G@CGNMDRSKXMDUDQQD@KHYDC(V@R@OHQ@SDATSHSgood to be enlightened. Fiddle-dee-dee, indeed. Im readSNCNVG@S(V@MS12/8NTQLDRR@FDG@RADDMQDBDHUDC

RSP: RESIDENTIAL SAFETY PIRATESby Evan Goldaper

(G@CGNMDRSKXMDUDQQD@KHYD(V@R@OHQ@SDATSHSRFNNCto be enlightened.


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THE DARK KNIGHT RISESby Tom Johnson

THE DARK KNIGHT RISESby Tom Johnson

Its been four years since Christopher Nolans The DarkKnighthit the screens at your local cinema and changed theV@X SG@S SGD FDMDQ@K MNMBNLHBANNJKNUHMFONOTK@SHNMKNNJDC@SKLRA@RDCNMBNRSTLDCUHFHK@MSDR

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VHSG'@QUDX#DMS@MCSGDKNRRNEKNUDHMSDQDRS1@BGDK#@VDRat the hand of the notorious Joker.

These days, Gotham is in peace, a rare thing for the city.!TS@KKNESGHRBG@MFDRVGDMSGDMDVKD@CDQNESGD+D@FTDNE2G@CNVR!@MD3NL'@QCX@QQHUDRVHSGOK@MRNESGQNVHMFSGD BHSX HMSN BG@NR ITRS @R 1@R @K &GTK CHC ADENQD GHL3GHRB@TRDR6@XMDSNFNSNLD@RTQDRMDUDQADENQDRDDMHMBKTCHMFSD@LHMFTOVHSGHME@LNTRB@SATQFK@Q2DKHM@*XKDMMD'@SG@V@X

Its a grim tale from the very start, and that continuesSGQNTFGNTSSGDL@INQHSXNESGDKL3GDQDR@MNUDQ@QBGHMFSGDLDNEAQD@JHMFCNVMSGDGNODODNOKDGNKCCD@Q@MCXNTB@MRDDHS@RXNTQDDWONRDCSNGNODKDRRRHST@SHNM@ESDQGNODKDRRRHST@SHNMTMRTQD@RSNGNVSGDOQNS@FNMHRSRB@Mget out alive, let alone emerge victorious.

!@KDNMBD@F@HMCDKHUDQR@CDCHB@SDC@MCVNQSGVGHKDODQENQL@MBD@RSGDSHSTK@Q#@QJ*MHFGS'NVDUDQLTBG@RHSV@RHMSGDOQDUHNTRKLHSHRSGDUHKK@HMSG@SRSD@KRSGDRGNVonce again. Hardy gives a menacing performance, deliveredVHSG@BGHKKHMF@BBDMSKSDQDCSGQNTFGGHRQDROHQ@SNQ(MCNHMFRNSGDQDHR@CHQDBSBNMSQ@CHBSHNMADSVDDMSGDBG@Q@BSDQROGXRHB@K@MCHMSDKKDBST@K@RODBSRVGHBGL@JDRGHL@KKSGD

more interesting, not to mention frightening.+DSR MNS AD@S @QNTMC SGD ATRG !@MD HR ETBJHM

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relish in the idea.Bane manages to both physically and emotional

break the Batman, again and again. Leaving him, the ciand the people of Gotham in increasingly dire straits.

.MDNESGDEDVSGHMFRSG@S(B@MKDUX@BNLOK@HMS@F@HMV@RSGDK@BJNEHMUNKUDLDMSNE2DKHM@*XKD@J@"@SVNL@MGiven all of the hype around the character in the promotionATHKCTOSNSGDKLHSHR@RG@LDBNMRHCDQHMF'@SG@V@gave a pretty good performance once she stopped beinMMD'@SG@V@X@MCRS@QSDCOK@XHMF2DKHM@*XKD

)NRDOG&NQCNM+DUHSSR ODQENQL@MBDV@RDWDBOSHNM@RVDKKONQSQ@XHMF#DSDBSHUD)NGM!K@JD@XNTMFBNOVHS@M TMAQD@J@AKD LNQ@K ADQ QDLHMHRBDMS NE @ XNTMF )HGordon.

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The Dark Knight RisesTKSHL@SDKXFHUDRTR@SSHMFDMCSa trilogy seven years in the making. Sure, there are bounSNAD@BNMSHMFDMSNEVGHMX@RRBKNVMRVGNSGHMJSGDKLRGNTKCG@UDDMCDCCHDQDMSKXATSGDXETBJSGNRDFTXR


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KLNRSNMDSGNTR@MCLNUHDFNDQRKKDCSGD2S@KKDQ"DM -SDQENQSGDQSRL@HMRS@FDSGD@SQDENQSGDRNKCNTSVNQKCpremiere ofNo God, No MasterSNJHBJNSGDSGMMT@K2SNMX!QNNJ%HKL%DRSHU@KNM)TKX

No God, No MasterSDKKRSGDRSNQXNEFDMS6HKKH@L%KXMM#@UHC2SQ@SG@HQM%!(ANLADWODQS@MC@KK@QNTMCFNNCFTXVGNHRRDMSSNBNMCTBS@MHMUDRSHF@SHNM@ESDQ@RDQHDRNEANLAR@QDL@HKDCSNMTLDQNTR42NBH@KR@MCATRH -MDRRLDMHM-DV8NQJRGHRHMUDRSHF@SHNMOQNFQDRRDR%KXMM HR SGQNVMHMSN@ VNQKCNEFNUDQMLDMSBNMROHQ@BHDRand an anarchist plot to destroy democracy. He must de-SDQLHMDGNVSNOQNBDDCVHSGGHRHMUDRSHF@SHNMVGDME@BDCVHSGBNQQTOSHNM@MCLNQ@KCHKDLL@R

2SQ@SG@HQMFHUDRVG@SUDQXVDKKL@XADGHRADRSODQ-ENQL@MBD RHMBD GHRONQSQ@X@K NE INTQM@KHRSHB KDFDMC$CV@QC1,TQQNVHMGood Night, and Good Luck. His por-trayal of Agent Flynn is very earnest, and he makes youQD@KKXADKHDUDSG@SGDR@MGNMDRS%!(@FDMSITRSSQXHMFGHRC@LMCDRSSNCNRNLDFNNCHMSGDVNQKC/@HQ2SQ@SG@HQMRODQENQL@MBDVHSGSGDRNLDSHLDRRDDSGHMFONQSQ@X@KNESGDdubious Attorney General A. Mitchell Palmer by veteran ac-SNQ1@X6HRD@MCXNTUDFNSRNLDSGHMFQD@KKXRODBH@K

(SRBKD@QSG@SSGDKLHRLD@MSSNCQ@VO@Q@KKDKRVHSGHRRTDROQDU@KDMSHMSNC@XRRNBHDSX@KADHSMD@QKXXD@QR@ESDQSGDG@OODMHMFRNESGDKL"TQQDMSDUDMSRRTBG@RSGDV@QNMSDQQNQHRLSGDO@SQHNS@BSBK@RRV@QE@QD@RVDKK@RHM -creasing and sometimes violent friction against immigrantsAXSGNRDSG@SV@MSSGDLFNMD@QD@KKAQNTFGSSNLHMCAXSGDKL2TBGHLOKHB@SHNMRVDQDBNMQLDCAXSGDKLRCH-QDBSNQ3DQQX&QDDM@ESDQSGDRBQDDMHMFVGNADKHDUDRSG@SSGDKLRLDRR@FDL@XGHSBKNRDSNGNLDENQRNLD

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CDMSKLRSGDRDC@XRRGNSMDUDQKHMFDQRSNNKNMFNQSNRGNQS@MCDUDQXSGHMFNVRDWSQDLDKXVDKKSNENQL@AD@tiful, cohesive package.

3GD@SSDMSHNMSNCDS@HKRGNVMHMSGDL@JHMFNESGHRKis also top notch. As a period piece, the production needeSNDLOKNXSGDTRDNENUDQODQHNC@OOQNOQH@SDBNRSTLD@KKNEVGHBGSODQEDBSKXHMSNSGDVNQKCSG@SSGDKLL@ers have crafted. They used period-appropriate vernacul@MCRK@MF@RVDKK@RG@UHMFHLLHFQ@MSRMNSROD@J@VKD$MFKHRG@RDSGMHBENKJSDMCSNCNHMKLRMNV@C@XR3GDQHR@KRN@E@HQAHSNECH@KNFTDSG@SS@JDROK@BDADSVDDMHLLFQ@MSRSG@SHRDMSHQDKXHM(S@KH@MVHSGRTASHSKDRQD@KKX@CCHMSNSGDSQTDSNKHED@SLNROGDQDNESGDKL

The realistic feel and tone is carried throughout thKLHMBKTCHMFSGDEDVRBDMDRNE@BSHNMOQDRDMS&TMFG@QDMSKNMFNQCQ@VMNTSVHSGSGNRDHMUNKUDCMNSG@UHMFHMMHSDRTOOKXNE@LLTMHSHNMRRTBGSGDRD@KSDQB@SHNMG@UD@SDMCDMBXSNDMCHM@AQTS@KA@QDJMTBJKDAQ@VK@ESDeveryones ammunition has been spent, and can be prettUHNKDMS@SSHLDR3G@SAQTS@KHSXB@MADRDDMDKRDVGDQDRTB@R@MHMSDQQNF@SHNMRBDMDK@SDQHMSGDKLSG@S@BST@KKXG@several audience members around me visibly disturbed.

$UDM%KXMMRQDK@SHNMRGHOVHSGGHRHLLHFQ@MSMDHFGAN"NMBDSS@MCQD@&Q@MN@MCGDQSDDM@FDRNM3NMXHRUDQD@KHRSHB@MCADKHDU@AKDVHSGSGDK@SSDQENRSDQHMF@UDQXQD@resentment for the man sitting at the head of the table,RONSNMBDQDRDQUDCENQSGDANXRMNVCDBD@RDCE@SGDQ

Its easy to see that some people may be rubbed thVQNMFV@XAXSGDLDRR@FDSGDKLHRSQXHMFSNRDMCNQASTQMDCNAXHSRCNTQSNMDNQLD@RTQDCO@BD@RNOONRDCSSGDLNQDEQ@MSHB@KKXO@BDCAKNBJATRSDQRNESNC@X'NVDUDthe fact remains that No God, No MasterHR@VNMCDQETKV@SBG@AKDKL,XNMKXGNODHRSG@SHSFDSROHBJDCTOAXFNNCCHRSQHATSNQHMSGDMD@QETSTQDRNHSB@MFDSSGDVHCROQD@C@SSDMSHNMSG@S@KLNESGHRB@KHADQCDRDQUDR

NO GOD, NO MASTERby Tom Johnso


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Tyler Perry has changed things up a bit. And Im notS@KJHMF @ANTS GHR TRT@K FDMCDQ RVHSBGTOR 'HR K@SDRScomedy Madeas Witness Protection HR CHQDBSDC SNV@QCRmore of a Caucasian audience. And the results are not tooshabby.

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Madeas Witness Protection,HR SGDLNRS RSQ@HFGSENQV@QC

comedy feature [Perry] hasproduced to date.

MADEAS WITNESS PROTECTIONby Nicole Kohn


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SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMANby Caithlin Pen


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THE DICTATORby Nicole Kohn

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only deliver so much, and itlooks like he ran out of humor.


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PEOPLE LIKE USby Arielle DollingerMost people my age probably spent Fourth of July

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that his father has died. But Sam doesnt seem to care.6GDM2@LLDDSRVHSG@ K@VXDQ SNRDSSKDGHR E@SGDQR

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Even though her son Josh misbehaves in school, hits a

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And for that, I think People Like Usis brilliant.

Its most simple, innate

BG@Q@BSDQHRSHBHSHRMNS@typical love story.


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BRAVEby Liz Kaemp

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by Dan Cashmar


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Ive heard Hip-Hop is dead. The claim has beenRODVDCKHADQ@KKXAXAHSSDQF@MFRSDQQ@OETMC@LDMS@KHRSR@RD@QKX@R!HFFHDRCD@SG@MCLNRSRS@QJKXVGDM*@MXD6DRSL@CDHS@BBDOS@AKDENQ,"RSNCNMRVD@SDQUDRSRMD@QKX@CDB@CD@FN-NVSG@S1HBJ1NRRRB@QDDQG@RNMKXskyrocketed after being ousted as a phony, it may have

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-SAMUEL LIEBRAND

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leans after Hurricane Katrina hit. Its safe to say that%[email protected]@MHRMNRSQ@MFDQSNO@HMMCSG@SDLNSHNMHRBKD@QHMDUDQXRNMFNMGHRMDV@KATL Channel Orange.(SRQDEQDRGHMFSG@SHM@SHLDVGDMLDMHM1!@QDRNapt on appearing rugged and manly, that one can so ac-BTQ@SDKXDWOQDRRGHLRDKE

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ality, and the opposition he faces because of it. I canMDUDQL@JDSGDLKNUDLDGDRHMFR@RGDDWOK@HMRSG@Speople cursed him for being himself.

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fourth LP, Handwritten%@MRNESGDA@MCVHKKQDBNFMHYDSGDHQRHFM@STQDAKTDRXNUDQSNMDRATSSGDQ@VDCFDSG@SB@LDVHSGRSHBJHMFSNRL@KKDQK@ADKRHRFNMD-NVRGDCCHMFSGDONVDQBGNQCR@MCCNTAKDSHLDSG@SKDMSSGDLSGDHQNKCDCFDSGDXQD@CNOSHMF@AHFFDQRKNVDQRNTMC$BGNDRNE!NM)NUHONOTOGDQD@MCSGDQDHM@MSGDLHB@QDM@QNBJDQRVGHKD5@M,NQQHRNMQD@QRGHRGD@CHM@RG@K@BGNQTRNM'DQD"NLDR,X,@M2TQOQHRHMFKXHandwrittenQD@BGDRHSR@ODWVHSGSGD@BNTRSHBBKNRDQ-@SHNM@KMSGDL@KNMDRNLD3NL/DSSXDRPTDBQNNM -er about saying goodbye to the person you love. Unfortunately, the recordingRSXKDHRNBB@RHNM@KKX@KHSSKDNUDQSGDSNO(RHSNUDQOQNCTBDC8DR#NVDETBJHMFlove it? You bet.

CONTRIBUTORS:

SAMUEL LIEBRAND

ANDY POLHAMUS

REBECCA TAPIO

The Dirty Projectors - Swing Lo Magellin3GD#HQSX/QNIDBSNQRRDUDMSGRSTCHN@KATLSDDSDQRNMSGDDCFDNEA@K@MBD

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QXM@KKXBNLDRNTSVHSG@ETKKKDMFSGCDATS@ESDQLNQDSG@M@XD@QNEKHADQ@KKXdistributing MP3s across the Internet. The Canadian pair lifts the best aspectsof their contemporaries Crystal Castles raucous synths, Sleigh Bells tunefulmelodies, and the Knifes dark and poppy drum patterns to form a simultane-ously retro and futuristic sound on one of the most addicting releases so far thisyear.


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OPINION August 9, 2012

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Stony Brook Athletics has seen some impressive sport-HMF @BBNLOKHRGLDMSR HM SGD O@RS EDV LNMSGR ATS MNMDBNLDBKNRDSN+TBX5@M#@KDMRNKXLOHBPT@KHB@SHNM

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RUN, LUCY, RUN!by Olivia Burne

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