IPL the Movie

So now the gr8 movie starts…

India a country with 1 billion population. Yahan garib raat bhar rota hai aur amir entire day sota hai. There’s work and then there’s network. Aise hi work aur network ki kahani hai ye Indian” Powar” League (IPL). Ganda hai par dhanda hai. The entire nation is obsessed with cricket yaar or film star and the man who runs the show is shana powar..oops shana power. Shana power rules the game but great power brings gr8 responsibilty. Specially when its the responsibility of handling the black money of all white collars.

Thoda Flashback:

1983 a miracle happened. definitely, I was born then but currently I am talking about the great Indian cricket team winning the worldcup and a normal village boy the capable Kabil dev became the hero of nation. Cut to present: kabil wants to relive the glory of past. Must have seen rocky series and got inspired. Anywys, so he decides that he’ll collect the chillars of Indian cricket and turn them into an authorised bcci (board of chillar control india) certified notes. The scene seems to be lifted from uncountable  bollywood movies where hero gambles with last coin (chillar) and turn of fortune makes him over night rich. Kabil starts ICL ( The Indian Chillar League).

The big authority BCCI, realised that if coins or chillar convertibility in open market will increase then their will be excess supply andwill reduce their net worth. The emerging threat towards their economic situation forced them to   mortgage their properties to the most powarful person shana power. Shana power gives supari to his right hand, the cigarette king Dalit modi to handle the situation..  supari to cigarette sounds good lol (Disclaimer: the name dalit has nothing to do with the looks of the character, our condolence for any1 resembling such look)

Dalit modi calls for a meeting with

all white and blue collars. The

capitalism once again joins hands

with shana power. The scene must

have reminded you of numerous

old age hindi movies where

factory owners and politicians join

hands against workers. Power,

politics and pimpfisher gave birth

to the dirty game named Indian

Powar League (IPL). So now you

know that agar manu ranjan ka

baap ipl then ipl ke baap kaun!!!

There’s love sex and a lot of Dhoka stay tuned..

• Doesn’t kabil dev reminds you of old age mazdoor union leader?

• So will kabil dev be able to fight against the capitalism backed by political powar?

• Or will the 3 p’s make him p in his p (bachon bolo p for pant!!!)?

• What will happen to the chillars?