*Chapter One*!!

A Series of Unfortunate Humiliations!

MyDevelopmentLaggedBehindMyPeers

Age6:I’mBehindtheSign

IWasTerrifiedofDragonflies

IWasTerrifiedofDogs

AGirlPushedMeIntoATreewellatSchool

FirstMentor:MyElementarySchoolPrincipleMrs.Gilman

MyElementarySchoolToday:LooksTheSameasin1960’s

MyExperienceinGymClass

GradeSchoolFlutePlayer:NottheBestWaytoImpressOtherKids.Impressed“Pepper,”OurCat.

IVotedforNixoninSchoolMockElecVonBecauseILikedTheWayHeLooked

In5thGrade,Couldn’tReadFilmStripOnTheScreenGotSentForEyeTesVngGotFirstGlasses

EarlyTeenagerLook:Glasses,Braces,GreasyHair

LifeinMiddleSchool

Age16:FirstJobWashingDishesAtFriendly’s.IHatedIt

MadeUpforPersonalFailureswithScholasVcSuccesses

CapitalizeOnScholasVcSuccessesinCollege

PersistAtFluteDespiteEverything

*Chapter 2*!!

I Will Never Be Humiliated Again

*Chapter 4*!!

God and His Lack of Interest!

*Chapter 5*!!

The Grand Opening!

*Chapter 6*!!

Soulmate!

FindingMySoulmateWillSolveAllMyProblems

*Chapter 7*!!

God Does An Intervention!

*Chapter 8*!!

Radiant Richard!

OdetoME!

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FinallyTheSoluVon-SelfLove.

HotnessMoment#1Skiing

HotnessMoment#2Doctor

HotnessMoment#3StudentofSpirit

HotnessMoment#4DepartmentChief

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HotnessMoment#5

HotnessMoment#6:Parenthood

I’lltakeit!HotnessMoment#7Prosperity

HotnessMoment#8ConnecVon

HotnessMoment#9Hyper-Energy,NoMedicalExplanaVon.It’sJustMe

I’mMySoulmate!

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