HOW TOIDENTIFY ANEW MEDIADOUCHEBAGAND SAVE YOURSELF FROM BECOMING ONE

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#1 REFERS TO SELFAS ONE OF THEFOLLOWING:

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Expert

Guru

Maven

#2 OH RLY?I HAVE MORETWITTERFOLLOWERSTHAN THEY DO!

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#3 PUTS “TW”IN FRONT OFVIRTUALLYEVERYTHING

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#4 HAS

ALL OF THEIR SOCIALNETWORKS

UPDATING WITH THE EXACTSAME CONTENT.

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#5 GADGET-WHORE WITH

NO CONTENT ORCHOCK FULL IT

BUT LACKINGREAL VALUE --

EITHER WAYSOLELY SELF-

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#6 OFFERS“SOCIAL MEDIACONSULTING”BUT HAS NOEXPERIENCEOUTSIDEPERSONAL USE

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#7 “SOCIAL MEDIACONSULTING” OR “DIGITALPUBLICITY” CONSISTS OF

TWITTERING AD COPYACROSS MULTIPLE TWITTER

ACCOUNTS, CREATING AFACEBOOK FAN PAGE & BLOG

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#8 THINKS THEY’RE ONEOF “THE 250” BUT HASN’T

WORKED A SINGLESUCCESS STORY…

CONTINUES TO ACT LIKEIT ANYWAYS

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#9 EVERYTHING THATCOMES OUT OF THEIRMOUTH SMELLS LIKE

SOMETHINGREGURGITATED FROM

VALLEYWAG / MASHABLE /<INSERT TECHBLOGNAME>

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#10A SOCIAL MEDIAMAVEN AND A

SNAKEOIL SALESMANWALK INTO A BAR…

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WAIT A TWICK SECOND!

I’M A TOTALDOUCHEBAG!It’s okay. I can help you.By Tessa Horehled | Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License | Anyone reading this?

DID YOU KNOW?NEW MEDIA DOUCHEBAGS

ACTUALLY MAKE UP 31.4% OFYOUR FAVORITE SOCIAL

NETWORKS!

DON’T BE A SHEEP!

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#5 WAY TO CHANGE YOURDOUCHEBAG ROUTINE…

DROP THE BUZZ WORDS

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#4 UNDERSTANDWHAT METRICS MEAN &

HOW THEY AFFECTYOU

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#3 FOCUS ON1. YOUR AUDIENCE,2. YOUR GOALS, &

3. INNOVATION

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#2 EVALUATE THEPLATFORM BEFORE YOUOPEN YOUR MOUTH (OR

TYPE)

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#1 DON’T BE AKNOW-IT-ALL

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