if the world were crazy. if the world were crazy
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If the World Were Crazy
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IFTHE
WORLD
WERE
CRAZY
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YOU
KNOW
WHAT
I’D
EAT?
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A big slice of soup
and a whole quart
of meat
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A lemonade sandwich ,
and then I might try
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Some roasted ice cream or a bicycle pie,
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A nice notebook salad, an underwear roast,
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An omelet of hats and some crisp
cardboard toast,
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A thick malted milk made from pencils
and daisies,
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And that's what I'd
eat if the world was
crazy.
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If the world was
you know what I'd wear?
crazy,
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A chocolate suit and a tie of eclair,
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Some marshmallow earmuffs,
some
licorice shoes,
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And I'd read a paper of
peppermint news.
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I'd call the boys "Suzy" and I'd call the girls
"Harry,"
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I'd talk through my ears, and I always would carry
A paper umbrella for when it grew hazy
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To keep in the rain , if the world was
crazy
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If the world was crazy,
you know what I'd do?
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I'd walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe,
I'd fly through the ground and I'd skip
through the air
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I'd run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair.
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When I met somebody I'd say "G'bye, Joe,"And when I was leavingthen I'd say "Hello."
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And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy
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So I would be king... if the world was
crazy