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Hawkins’ Bizarre.THE DARKNESS bring their curiosity shop of rock’n’roll to Inverness.

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5 days, 41 shows, 23 premieres – featuring:Robert Redford, George Clooney, Scarlett Johansson, Jude Law, Zac Efron, Julianne Moore, Daniel Radcliffe, Lon Chaney, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Dern, Billy Bob Thornton, Daniel Auteuil, Elizabeth Olsen, Richard E Grant, Boris Karloff, Sandra Bullock, Duncan Chisholm and many more…

Turn to inside back pages for timetable, visit www.invernessfi lmfestival.com for tickets, details and pdf programme

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5 days, 41 shows, 23 premieres – featuring:Robert Redford, George Clooney, Scarlett Johansson, Jude Law, Zac Efron, Julianne Moore, Daniel Radcliffe, Lon Chaney, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bruce Dern, Billy Bob Thornton, Daniel Auteuil, Elizabeth Olsen, Richard E Grant, Boris Karloff, Sandra Bullock, Duncan Chisholm and many more…

Turn to inside back pages for timetable, visit www.invernessfi lmfestival.com for tickets, details and pdf programme

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FILM > We always look forward to INVERNESS FILM FESTIVAL and this year’s event, running from 06–10 NOV at EDEN COURT looks like being as much of a reason as ever for spending the duration plonked in seats at EC’s well-appointed cinemas. As always there’s such a rich array of flicks for our delectation that the real problem’s going to be deciding what to miss out in order to catch up on trivialities like eating and sleeping.You can see the full line-up on the inside back pages of this issue and read more about them at the festival website (invernessfilmfestival.com), but here are just some of the delights on offer.Scottish premiers abound, with GRAVITY 3D and DON JON opening and closing proceedings (more p10) and Jude Law returning to the big screen with DOM HEMINGWAY on 06 NOV at 8pm. The latter is blackly comic crime caper from the producer of Sexy Beast and director of The Matador about a safecracker released from prison and looking for money he’s owed.

Rather more cerebral, but probably equally wild is another Scottish premiere, KILL YOUR DARLINGS (06 NOV, 7.30pm) with Harry Potter (or Daniel Radcliffe as he tiresomely insists on being called) taking on no less a role than that of beat poet Allen Ginsberg in the true story of his murdered English teacher in 1944, a pivotal event that was to define his friendship with Kerouac, Burroughs et al and shape the creative movement to come.Kerouac reappears in BIG SUR (08 NOV, 6pm), Michael Polish’s account of the writer’s alcoholic retreat that inspired the extraordinary novel that gives the film its title. For many Kerouac aficionados, it was a better book than On The Road and this movie goes some way to explaining why.

One of the most exciting strands of the festival is that of “Reappropriated Cinema”, looking at the way old classics are being revisited, recut, referenced and remade. Whether it’s James Benning’s full-length scene-by-scene remake of EASY RIDER (08 NOV, 3pm) filmed in the same locations as the original, but using the director’s own favourite music, or shorts like Antoni Pinent’s experimental cut-up of Grease, called G/R/E/A/S/E and an 8 minute version of 2001: A Space Odyssey (both 10 NOV, from noon) there’s much to enjoy.

What else. Palme D’Or winner BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOUR (08 NOV, 8pm), Robert Redford tour de force ALL IS LOST (08 NOV, 8.15pm), magnificent performances by kids in WE ARE THE BEST (09 NOV, 8pm) and I DECLARE WAR (09 NOV, 8.15pm) - sadly both showing at almost the same time - seasons of New Scottish and Middle Eastern Cinema, Late Night Thrills and much more. Festival director PAUL TAYLOR reckons this is the best one yet and he couldwell be right. invernessfilmfestival.com

MUSIC >A host of fine gigs at IG:LU in Church Street

this month with a rustic Americana vibe, drawing on

the influence of the accompanying ADVENTURES OF

CIGARBOX DON exhibition running from 28 OCT–11 NOV.

On FRI 01 NOV it’s DUMB INSTRUMENT playing under

the banner SUFFERING FROM SCOTTISHNESS and

spreading their Michael Marra meets Ivor Cutler sound,

complete with lyrics about everything from unicorns to

Cliff Richard. Support comes from the estimable SLIM

PANATELLAS featuring the aforementioned Cigarbox Don.

A couple of days later on SUN 03 NOV it’s the turn of

RED BLUES from the “Spey Valley River Delta” to get the

joint jumping with old-time bluegrass and jug band tunes,

the audience encouraged to fill up their jug and bring their

own instruments. Again you can expect some storming

contributions from Don. More audience participation

on SUN 10 NOV when CBD (as we’ll be calling him by

then), hosts the HAND-MADE HOKUM HOE DOWN where

you’re again encouraged to bring your own instruments,

including washboards, kazoos and the like. Should be fun

and it’s free. Before that, The Slim Panatellas return on

SAT 09 NOV to support “Highland hillbilly bootleggers”

THE FEDERALS. Don will be joining both them and blues

songstress EMMA MITCHELL for what promises to be a

right old knees up.

Sounds of a slightly different stripe, but again at IG:LU

when TOBY MICHAELS ROLLING DAMNED bring their

self-avowed “rock’n’rock” are set to play their final

Inverness show of the year on on FRI 15 NOV. Support

comes from THE MANIC SHINE. Should be good.

See www.theIG.LU or visit facebook/IGLUvenue

FILM > Another film event worth getting to this month is classic Japanese silent comedy ‘I WAS BORN BUT…’ - with LIVE piano accompaniment from FORRESTER PYKE. Inverness Film Fans’ (who host the event at Eden Court on Tue 26 Nov as part of their ‘Through A Child’s Eyes’ season) GEORGINA COBURN spoke with him - the full fascinating interview is at whatsonhighlands.com - but here’s a teaser to get you started…GC: Can you tell me a bit more about “the basic style”- what are its foundations for you as a musician? What are some of the factors, on screen or during the performance that encourage you to explore different levels of emotion in a film? Or this particular film?FP: Dramatic action lends itself to the use of diminished 7th chords, while sad emotional scenes would have the use of minor chords, happy scenes, major chords and love scenes, secondary sevenths, all used with appropriate rhythms. This particular film contains a wealth of emotions, using all these.

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Film Fests, Fireworks & Fun. . .The Highlands is scientifi cally proven (by actual scientists) to have more entertainment* per capita than any other town or city in the country. Yup. And ICA/whatsonhighlands gives it to you better - 60% of the time… EVERY time. Mathematical! So what’s on for Mr. ‘Vember? Read on:*includes hairdressers, pawnbrokers, charity shops, loan sharks and jazz fl ute. Which most places don’t. ART: IMAG have 80 of the V&A’s best bears (!) on show in Teddy Bear Story whilst IG:LU shows the weird instruments and cartoons of Cigarbox Don - with 4 live music events to boot. | FILM: It’s a blockbuster of a month - with the 11th Eden Court Inverness Film Festival featuring an excellent array of varied fi lms including no less than 26 Scottish or UK premieres, including that of George (swoon) Clooney’s newie, Gravity - complete with 3D projector; Also major box-offi ce power in the form of The Hunger Games: Catching Fire and Thor: The Dark World; And an intriguing movie, I Was Born But… a classic Japanese silent comedy - which will feature a live piano accompaniment from a master of the art. | KIDS: The Shakespeare Schools Festival returns - a great initiative with surprisingly rewarding performances from young Highland talents. And for the young ‘uns, the Little Elves *****mas Party tells you a certain special day is not so very far away… | MUSIC: In addition to welcome visits from quality classical performers, BBC Scottish Symphony Orchestra and Arta Arnicane, we have a plethora of - well, what you might call returning acts - Rick Astley, Travis, Mylo, The South and cover stars The Darkness. | SPECIALS: The Winter Festival rumbles its juggernaut way into Inverness - this month we have both the enormous Inverness Bonfi re & Fireworks and the feel-good fun of the Christmas Lights Switch On and accompanying singalong event, Ding Dong Merrily Old High. | SPORT: Ross County entertain a certain table-topping hooped crew, whilst ICT host the inferior talents of Kilmarnock and St Johnstone. Plus news of a major new cycling event for 2014… | THEATRE: Still plenty to get your teeth into after last month’s overload: Comedians Ardal O’Hanlon, Daniel Sloss, Craig Campbell vie for your love of humour with the Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy Radio Show Live, David Hughes Dance brings us Something Old, Something New and hip-hop dance hero JONZI D returns to Inverness with Lyrikal Fearta: The Letter and Broken Lineage. Curious indeed. Odin’s gonad! You should really visit… whatsonhighlands.com

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If you go down to INVERNESS MUSEUM AND ART GALLERY today you’re in for a big surprise. In fact there’ll be all-the-bears-that-ever-there-were related astonished delight right through until 04 JAN as IMAG hosts TEDDY BEAR STORY [1], a touring exhibition organised by the V&A Museum Of Childhood.

It’s a positively heart-warming exhibition featuring nearly 100 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse example, as well as teddies from books, fi lms and television programmes and teddy bear merchandise. Divided into themes including German Bears, British Bears and Caring Sharing Bears, the exhibition is drawn entirely from the V&A’s extensive collections. Highlights include a French mechanical bear from the 1880s, an early German bear made by the famous Steiff company from about 1905, a small English bear held in the pocket of a soldier during the First World War and a classic Paddington Bear from 1960s.This exhibition has so far been seen by over 169,000 visitors in its journey round the country and if you don’t get all wistful/claim to have something in your eye when you take in all the cuddly little fellas, then truly you have a heart of stone.

Another essential date for your diary is the STRATHPEFFER ART FAIR at STRATHPEFFER PAVILION from 21–24 NOV. This annual event is always hugely popular with over 400 pieces on sale from a hundred artists. For details of opening times see strathpefferpavilion.org

Finally a reminder to check out the excellent ADVENTURES OF CIGARBOX DON exhibition at IG:LU in CHURCH ST from 28 OCT-11 NOV, with the creative whirlwind that is Donald Jack showcasing not just art and homemade musical instruments, but even a series of live shows. You can read more about them on P04 and at www.theIG.LU

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If you go down to INVERNESS MUSEUM AND ART GALLERY today you’re in for a big surprise. In fact there’ll be all-the-bears-that-ever-there-were related astonished

TEDDY BEAR STORY [1], a

It’s a positively heart-warming exhibition featuring nearly 100 teddy bears, including many rare and diverse example, as well as teddies from books, fi lms and television programmes and teddy bear merchandise. Divided into

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CASTLE GALLERY CHRISTMAS EXHIBITION, 2 Nov–31 Dec

EDEN COURT GALLERYLIGHT, LAND AND LOCHS BY MARGRIT PERRIN, Blink Gallery, November, INVERNESS BY THE KILLEARNAN ART GROUP, Stalls Gallery, 1-15 NovemberBEYOND BY NICOLA MACDONELLStalls Gallery, November

IG:LU Event #62: THE ADVENTURES OF CIGARBOX

DON Mon 28 Oct–Mon 11 Nov, 11am–4pm Plus Events #63/#64/#65/#66 - see p04 & music listings for detailsSee website for more www.theIG.LU

IMAGTEDDY BEAR STORY 25 Oct–04 Jan 2014AMAZING AUTOMATA 25 Oct–04 Jan 2014

INCHMORE GALLERYWINTER EXHIBITION & THIRD ANNUAL CD COLLECTION, 2 Nov to 11 Jan 2014

INVERNESS AIRPORTMIXED EXHIBITION, through NovSee whatsonhighlands.com for new line-up

IONA GALLERY, KINGUSSIESILVER OF THE STARS to 17 Nov

KILMORACK GALLERY WINTER EXHIBITION 23 Nov–15 Mar 2014

SOLAS GALLERY, GAIRLOCHROB HOWARD and LYN BECKETT

STRATHPEFFER PAVILIONSTRATHPEFFER ART FAIR, 21–24 Novstrathpefferpavilion.org

SUTOR CREEK, CROMARTYARTWORK BY ROSIE NEWMAN to 13 Nov

GLASSTORM GLASS STUDIO CHRISTMAS SHOW, 30 Nov to 01 Dec Stunning new works, Christmas decorations, Glassblowing demonstrations and Make Your Own Glass Tile Event glasstorm.com

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Sundays 15 & 22 December, 11am - 4pm Free Drop-in Teddy Bears’ Picnic Children can bring along their favourite teddy

for a fun session of activities including a treasure hunt, storytelling in our bear house, teddy crafts & snacks.

Free Admission | Open: Thurs - Sat, 10am - 5pmCastle Wynd, Inverness, IV2 3EB | Tel. 01463 237114

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George Clooney’s new fi lm, GRAVITY, is out of this world. Literally. Or at least well above the stratosphere as it tells the tale of two astronauts (Clooney and Sandra Bullock) spinning out of control in space. It took a record $55million on its opening weekend and looks set to be just as successful here, vindicating director Alfonso Cuarón’s refusal to cede to bigwigs’ demands for fl ashbacks and all sorts of other lazy plot devices. It launches on 08 NOV but you can catch the Scottish Premiere as the opening event of the 11th EDEN COURT INVERNESS FILM FESTIVAL (EDEN COURT, 06–10 NOV) which you can read more about on pages 04/46/47. They’ve even hired in special equipment to show the 3D version (which has apparently left some viewers as giddy as the actors themselves). Don’t miss.

Gravity’s record might not last long if the latest instalment of HUNGER GAMES is as successful as the fi rst one. This one’s subtitled CATCHING FIRE (EC & Vue from 21 NOV) and fi nds Katniss and Peeta returning to compete against previous victors as a result of a games rule change. And it’s a heck of a lot better than that sounds.

One of the most eagerly anticipated fi lms of the year, Ridley Scott’s new action thriller, THE COUNSELLOR (Vue from 15 NOV, EC from 29 NOV) features an all star cast in front of and behind the camera. MICHAEL FASSBENDER heads up an A-list cast including PENELOPE CRUZ, CAMERON DIAZ, BRAD PITT and JAVIER BARDEM in the story of a greedy lawyer getting caught up in the world of drug traffi cking. With a screenplay by Cormac McCarthy it looks pretty special.

After last month’s The Fifth Estate (this month at EC from 15 NOV), BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH - who never, ever seems to take a day off, can also be seen this month in director DANNY BOYLE’s NT LIVE: FRANKENSTEIN (Vue 05 NOV, EC 11 NOV), the latest National Theatre play to be seen on the big screen in celebration of the theatre’s 50th anniversary. In a groundbreaking approach to performance, he and co-star JONNY LEE MILLER swapped the roles of creator and creature on different nights. Benny plays the monster at these screenings and if you want to see Miller playing the part, it’s at Eden Court on SUN 03 NOV.

Something rather special is an INVERNESS FILM FANS event at Eden Court on TUE 26 NOV. Part of their THROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILD season, I WAS BORN BUT… is a classic silent comedy from legendary Japanese director YASUJIRÔ OZU, made in 1932. At this performance there’ll be live piano accompaniment from FORRESTER PYKE, who is a master of the art. He’ll be doing a Q&A afterwards, but if you can’t wait until then, check out our interview elsewhere in this issue and online at www.whatsonhighlands.com

Also recommended are: DON JON (EC from 29 NOV) directed by and starring JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT alongside SCARLETT JOHANSSON, telling the story of how real love matches up to online fantasy; talking of which, Marvel’s latest sees the return of fan-throbs CHRIS HEMSWORTH, TOM HIDDLESTON and NATALIE PORTMAN in THOR: THEDARK WORLD (Vue from 30 OCT) more at: whatsonhighlands.com

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from MON 28 OCTBLUE JASMINE @ Eden CourtHANNAH ARENDT @ Eden CourtNOT ANOTHER HAPPY ENDING @ Eden Court, 8.30pm.

TUE 29 OCTGILDA @ Eden Court, 7.15pm.Inverness Film Fans showing.invernessfilmfans.org

THU 31 OCTTHRILLSEEKERS ADVENTURE FILM FESTIVAL @ Eden Court, 8.15pm.HALLOWEEN @ Eden Court, 8.30pm.

from FRI 01 NOV42 @ Eden Court Playhouse, 6pm.LE WEEKEND @ Eden Court 6.15pm.LIKE FATHER LIKE SON @ Eden CourtDRINKING BUDDIES @ VuePHILOMENA @ VueSHORT TERM 12 @ Vue

from SAT 02 NOVTHE WICKER MAN: THE FINAL CUT @ Eden Court

SUN 03 NOVNT LIVE: FRANKENSTEIN ENCORE @ Eden Court 7pm.

MON 04 NOVROYAL OPERA HOUSE LIVE: LES VÊPRES SICILIENNES @ Eden Court

WED 06–SUN 10 NOV� INVERNESS FILM FESTIVAL @ Eden Court See p04, 10, 46–7 invernessfilmfestival.com

from WED 06 NOVMUSE - LIVE AT ROME OLYMPIC STADIUM, JULY 2013 @ Vue, 7.30pm

from FRI 08 NOVGRAVITY 3D @ Vue

LAST VEGAS @ VueSEDUCED & ABANDONED @ Vue

from MON 11 NOVNT LIVE: FRANKENSTEIN ENCORE @ Eden Court La Scala, 8pm.THE LEBANESE ROCKET SOCIETY @ Eden CourtFOR THOSE IN PERIL @ Eden Court

from TUE 12 NOVCRIA CUERVOS (12A) @ Eden Court Playhouse, 7.15pmInverness Film Fans showing. invernessfilmfans.orgSHORTS FOR WEE ONES 2013 @ Eden Court, 10.30am. Discovery FIlm FestivalTHE PERVERT’S GUIDETO IDEAOLOGY @ Eden Court

WED 13 NOVRSC - RICHARD II @ Eden Court 7pm.

THU 14 NOVROOM ON THE BROOM @ Eden Court, 10.30am. Discovery Film Festival.ME, MYSELF AND MUM @ Eden Court, 6.15pm. French Film Festival.

from FRI 15 NOVTHE COUNSELLOR @ Vue & Eden CourtDOM HEMINGWAY @ VueDON JON @ VueIN FEAR @ VueTHE BUTLER @ Vue

from SAT 16 NOVHORIZON BEAUTIFUL @ Eden Court, 11.30am. Discovery Film Festival.THE FIFTH ESTATE @ Eden Court

from THU 21 NOVTHE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE @ Eden Court La Scala, 5pm, 8pm, & Vue.

from FRI 22 NOVPHILOMENA @ Eden CourtTHE CRASH REEL @ Eden CourtLOVE IS IN THE AIR @ Eden Court, 8.30pm

French Film FestivalNORTH FACE @ Nairn Community and Art Centre, 7.30pm.BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOUR @ VueTHE FAMILY @ VuePARKLAND @ Vue

SAT 23 NOV11.6 @ Eden Court, 6pm, French Film Festival.

SUN 24 NOVNT LIVE: THE HABIT OF ART ENCORE @ Eden Court La Scala, 7pm.

MON 25 NOVWARREN MILLER’S TICKET TO RIDE @ Eden Court La Scala, 8.15pm.

TUE 26 NOVI WAS BORN BUT... @ Eden Court Playhouse, 7.15pm. Inverness Film Fans screening. invernessfilmfans.orgSee p04, 10 and whatsonhighlands.com

WED 27 NOVON MY WAY @ Eden Court, 6.15pm, French FF.HIGHLAND SPIRITUAL CINEMA @ Highland Rail House, 7.30pm.

THU 28 NOVTHE DAY OF THE CROWS @ Eden Court, 10am, French FFTEY @ Eden Court, 8.30pm, French FF

from FRI 29 NOVFREE BIRDS @ VueSAVING MR. BANKS @ Vue

MON 02 DECA CHRISTMAS CAROL @ Nairn Community and Art Centre, 2pm.cinemanairn.blogspot.com

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THU 31 OCT STICKY KIDS HALLOWE’EN SINGALONG @ Strathpeffer Pavilion, 10am. An action-packed singalong show for 2–7 year olds. Tickets £6 now on sale from Pavilion only. For group bookings please ring Yvonne at the Pavilion 01997 420124

FRI 01 NOV INNOCENCE @ Eden Court OneTouch, 11am & 2pm A unique theatrical playroom, Innocence is an exciting opportunity for 0-7 year olds (and their adults), to explore the world of William Blake’s childhood. Innocence invites children to dance, play and sing, on a magical theatrical journey shared with Scottish Dance Theatre’s band of accomplished dancers and a breathtaking musical score, performed live by Paul Bradley.

TUE 05 NOV INVERNESS CIVIC BONFIRE & FIREWORKS DISPLAY @ Bught Park,

7.30pm. One of the biggest Guy Fawkes shows in Scotland featuring one of the biggest bonfires around and a stunning 20 minute fireworks display. The bonfire will be lit at 7.30pm and the fireworks will commence at approximately 7.50pm. One of the most popular events in the entire Inverness Events and Festivals programme. Don’t forget to wrap up warm and bring your camera.

SUN 17 NOV CHRISTMAS LIGHTS SWITCH ON / DING DONG MERRILY OLD HIGH @ Inverness City Centre, 5.30pm. The Christmas Lights Switch On Party and the Ding Dong Merrily Old High Christmas Carol Service are huge favourites in Inverness and guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone’s face. The Christmas Lights Show starts on the steps of Inverness Town House at 5.30pm as the crowd gathers to welcome the Provost and Santa at 6pm as they turn on the lights. Then everybody joins Santa at the Old High Church in Church Street for a rousing singalong with Santa and special guests.

FRI 29 NOV FÈIS FARR @ Farr Community Hall, 7.30pm. Workshops for young people aged 8 to 18 in a wide range of subjects at different levels: fiddle, chanter, tin whistle, guitar, Gaelic song, bodhran and art.Fèis Bheag for wee ones aged 5-7 £4 first child, £2 siblings. For info contact:[email protected] 01463 225559

SUN 01 DEC LITTLE ELVES’ CHRISTMAS PARTY! @ Eden Court, 11am. Get your Under 5’s in the festive spirit with this jam-packed hour of singing, dancing, games and creative play. Santa’s workshop is a busy place at this time of year, so bring your Little Elves along to help out and let off some steam! Make sure to wear red and green! eden-court.co.uk

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The recent outdoor production of The Tempest at Belladrum Estate was, according to those in attendance, something of a triumph. And, for some, a revelation - swept away by the energy of the performance and the dynamism of presenting it in such a bold fashion. Proof then, that The Bard’s works still possess the power and verve to impress. Perhaps that al fresco show was one that should have been required viewing for local youngsters, demonstrating that when done right the plays can be every bit as gripping and accessible as modern stories. And, importantly, ensuring that the enthusiasm for Shakespeare’s timeless melding of language and narrative is passed down to a whole new generation.

That’s much of the aim behind the SHAKESPEARE SCHOOLS FESTIVAL, an initiative which works with schools all over the UK, making it possible for them to stage abridged Shakespeare productions in their local professional theatre. In this case that’s at EDEN COURT on 04 NOV, when local youngsters will be showcasing the result of their immersion in Will’s centuries-straddling glories and hopefully showing that even today they can be inspiring for performers and audiences alike.

Elsewhere for kids it’s all about the build-up to the festive season and you can read more about the turning on of the Christmas Lights on our Specials page (28). To really get into the mood, the under fi ves might want to head along to the LITTLE ELVES CHRISTMAS PARTY at EDEN COURT on 01 DEC, a jam-packed hour of singing, dancing, games and creative play. Santa’s workshop is a busy place at this time of year, so bring your Little Elves along to help out and let off some steam. Make sure to wear red and green. (A ticket is required for both baby and parent.)

More kids features & events at: whatsonhighlands.com

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Inverness Civic Bonfire & Fireworks DisplayTue 05 Nov, 7.30pm, Bught Park, Inverness

Don’t miss the Highlands’ biggest Guy Fawkes show with the biggest bonfi re around and a stunning, 20 minute, award-winning fi reworks display. The bonfi re will be lit at 7.30pm and the fi reworks will commence at approximately 7.50pm. Don’t forget to wrap up warm – and bring your phone/camera!(Please note: NO sparklers allowed on the sports pitches. Keep safe)

Tue 05 Nov, 7.30pm, Bught Park, Inverness

PLUS!The Christmas Lights

Switch-On

& Ding Dong Merrily

Old High…Sun 17 Nov 5.30–7.30pm

The Town House

The Christmas Lights Switch On Party and the

Ding Dong Merrily Old High Christmas Carol Service

are huge favourites in Inverness and guaranteed to bring

a smile to everyone’s face. The Christmas Lights Show

starts on the steps of Inverness Town House at 5.30pm

as the crowd gathers to welcome the Provost and Santa

at 6pm as they turn on the lights.

Then everybody joins Santa at the Old High Church in

Church Street for a rousing singalong with Santa and

special guests…

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KIDSFILMART MUSIC SPORT SPECIALS THEATRE

THU 31 OCT STICKY KIDS HALLOWE’EN SINGALONG @ Strathpeffer Pavilion, 10am. An action-packed singalong show for 2–7 year olds. Tickets £6 now on sale from Pavilion only. For group bookings please ring Yvonne at the Pavilion 01997 420124

FRI 01 NOV INNOCENCE @ Eden Court OneTouch, 11am & 2pm A unique theatrical playroom, Innocence is an exciting opportunity for 0-7 year olds (and their adults), to explore the world of William Blake’s childhood. Innocence invites children to dance, play and sing, on a magical theatrical journey shared with Scottish Dance Theatre’s band of accomplished dancers and a breathtaking musical score, performed live by Paul Bradley.

TUE 05 NOV INVERNESS CIVIC BONFIRE & FIREWORKS DISPLAY @ Bught Park,

7.30pm. One of the biggest Guy Fawkes shows in Scotland featuring one of the biggest bonfires around and a stunning 20 minute fireworks display. The bonfire will be lit at 7.30pm and the fireworks will commence at approximately 7.50pm. One of the most popular events in the entire Inverness Events and Festivals programme. Don’t forget to wrap up warm and bring your camera.

SUN 17 NOV CHRISTMAS LIGHTS SWITCH ON / DING DONG MERRILY OLD HIGH @ Inverness City Centre, 5.30pm. The Christmas Lights Switch On Party and the Ding Dong Merrily Old High Christmas Carol Service are huge favourites in Inverness and guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone’s face. The Christmas Lights Show starts on the steps of Inverness Town House at 5.30pm as the crowd gathers to welcome the Provost and Santa at 6pm as they turn on the lights. Then everybody joins Santa at the Old High Church in Church Street for a rousing singalong with Santa and special guests.

FRI 29 NOV FÈIS FARR @ Farr Community Hall, 7.30pm. Workshops for young people aged 8 to 18 in a wide range of subjects at different levels: fiddle, chanter, tin whistle, guitar, Gaelic song, bodhran and art.Fèis Bheag for wee ones aged 5-7 £4 first child, £2 siblings. For info contact:[email protected] 01463 225559

SUN 01 DEC LITTLE ELVES’ CHRISTMAS PARTY! @ Eden Court, 11am. Get your Under 5’s in the festive spirit with this jam-packed hour of singing, dancing, games and creative play. Santa’s workshop is a busy place at this time of year, so bring your Little Elves along to help out and let off some steam! Make sure to wear red and green! eden-court.co.uk

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The recent outdoor production of The Tempest at Belladrum Estate was, according to those in attendance, something of a triumph. And, for some, a revelation - swept away by the energy of the performance and the dynamism of presenting it in such a bold fashion. Proof then, that The Bard’s works still possess the power and verve to impress. Perhaps that al fresco show was one that should have been required viewing for local youngsters, demonstrating that when done right the plays can be every bit as gripping and accessible as modern stories. And, importantly, ensuring that the enthusiasm for Shakespeare’s timeless melding of language and narrative is passed down to a whole new generation.

That’s much of the aim behind the SHAKESPEARE SCHOOLS FESTIVAL, an initiative which works with schools all over the UK, making it possible for them to stage abridged Shakespeare productions in their local professional theatre. In this case that’s at EDEN COURT on 04 NOV, when local youngsters will be showcasing the result of their immersion in Will’s centuries-straddling glories and hopefully showing that even today they can be inspiring for performers and audiences alike.

Elsewhere for kids it’s all about the build-up to the festive season and you can read more about the turning on of the Christmas Lights on our Specials page (28). To really get into the mood, the under fi ves might want to head along to the LITTLE ELVES CHRISTMAS PARTY at EDEN COURT on 01 DEC, a jam-packed hour of singing, dancing, games and creative play. Santa’s workshop is a busy place at this time of year, so bring your Little Elves along to help out and let off some steam. Make sure to wear red and green. (A ticket is required for both baby and parent.)

More kids features & events at: whatsonhighlands.com

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Where Have You Been?Plenty of musical turns for your pleasure this month, kicking off with the welcome return of MYLO [1], the musician/producer/DJ from Skye who seems to have been hiding in a cave for the past few years. Perhaps best known for remixing the likes of Scissor Sisters and Amy Winehouse, he’ll perhaps include those when he plays a DJ set at IRONWORKS on 02 NOV.

Another face from the past putting in an appearance is none other than RICK ASTLEY [2], who’s coming to INVERNESS LEISURE on SAT 09 NOV as part of their Live In The City initiative. Pete Waterman always reckoned Astley had the best voice of anyone he ever worked with, which he’ll presumably be demonstrating alongside KATRINA (from ‘& The Waves’) and THE REAL THING, while the audience hollers incessantly for Never Gonna Give You Up.

It’s quite a month for acts that have you mumbling, “always wondered what happened to them” with another trio of bands also worthy of your attention. TRAVIS [3] at IRONWORKS on 18 NOV have confounded some of the more cynical critics with a comeback album that’s up there with their best, meaning they’ll have plenty of fi ne new songs to play alongside their huge roster of hits.

This month’s cover stars THE DARKNESS [4] have also recently released a well-received new album, but the focus of attention at IRONWORKS on 21 NOV will be on their astonishing debut, Permission To Land, which they’ll be playing in full to commemorate the tenth anniversary of its original introduction to the world. Expect something of a real life Spinal Tap, except without dead drummers and inappropriately sized stage furniture. See our Justin interview p18 >>>

THE SOUTH, who play SPECTRUM CENTRE on 23 NOV, are what remains of The Beautiful South after the departure of Paul Heaton. While he was arguably their real creative force, he left behind a fi ne body of work which Dave Hemingway and Ali Wheeler will undoubtedly be wheeling out.

More impressive back catalogue on show when BRIT FLOYD present P-U-L-S-E 2013 at EDEN COURT on 17 NOV. It’s the biggest show yet for one of the most successful tribute acts in the world, featuring note-for-note performances of fi ve full albums including Wish You Were Here, The Wall, The Division Bell and Animals, and in celebration of the 40th anniversary, Pink Floyd’s classic defi ning album The Dark Side of the Moon.

Finally a few essential dates for your diary if you’re into the more classical side of things. On FRI 15 NOV, BBC SCOTTISH SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA, conducted by Andrew Manze [5] come to EDEN COURT with a programme including pieces by Mozart, Tippett, Respighi and William Lawes, the latter once described by Charles I as the ‘father of musik’. Then, on 28 NOV, the ICM concert series continues at the TOWN HOUSE with an appearance by noted Latvian pianist ARTA ARNICANE [6]. And, of course, as Xmas approaches, no one will want to miss the HIGHLAND HOSPITALS EDEN COURT CAROL CONCERT on 24 NOV.

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THE NORTH COAST JAZZ BAND @ Eden Court, 2.30pm. End of season party with ‘The North Coast Jazz Band’. ‘Classic’ dixieland hot jazz from the cold north.

BLUE NOTE NIGHT WITH HIGHLAND HOTCLUB @ Market Bar, 10pm Gatsby-esque... Swing, Jazz, Blues, Rock n Pop... Gansta suits, flapper dresses & dancin shoes.

FRI 29 NOV SON AL SON @ Universal Hall, Findhorn, 8pm. As Sat 16 Nov.

ROCK THU 31 OCT MEESHELLE NEWELL ACOUSTIC SET @ HMV Inverness, 6pm.

SCOTTISH MENTAL HEALTH ARTS AND FILM FESTIVAL @ Hootananny, 9.30pm.

FRI 01 NOV ABBA PARTY NIGHT @ Eden Court, 7.30pm. PRIDES @ Mad Hatters, 8pm. One of Scotland’s fastest rising bands with slots at Gonorth, Belladrum Festival, Wickerman, Loopallu and more this year.

THE GALIPAYGOS/MIR/WOODENTOOTH@ Hootananny 9pm

T REXTASY @ Strathpeffer Pavilion, 8pm. Official T Rex tribute. CHARLiES RANCH @ Market Bar, 10pm.

SHIRE @ The Room, 10pm.

SAT 02 NOV THE GALIPAYGOS @ Market Bar, 10pm

SHIRE @ The Room, 10pm

SCHNARFF SCHNARFF @ Mad Hatters, 8pm

MYSTIC SHOES @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SUN 03 NOV JAMIE MACDOUGALL - INSPIRATIONS @ Eden Court, 3.30pm.

DAVY COWAN & THE STORM CHASERS@ Hootananny, 9.30pm.

TUE 05 NOV GABBY YOUNG & OTHER ANIMALS@ Hootananny 9.30pm

THU 07 NOV ROSS ARTHUR @ Market Bar, 10pm.

FRI 08 NOV

BIRO @ The Room, 10pm.

STETSONHEAD @ Market Bar, 10pm.

SAT 09 NOV RICK ASTLEY @ Inverness Leisure A trio of eighties pop sensations - see main feat

RODDY HART & THE LONESOME FIRE@ Ironworks, 8pm THE MYSTIC SHOES @ Market Bar, 10pm.

RANT @ The Room, 10pm.

SUN 10 NOV BEN AND EMILY @ Market Bar, 10pm.

MON 11 NOV ALICE & THE RAMPANT TRIO@ Market Bar, 10pm

THU 14 NOV KRISSY MATTHEWS @ Hootananny 9.30pm

FRI 15 NOV TOBY MICHAELS ROLLING DAMNED @ IG:LU, See page 4 feature.

THE MYSTIC SHOES @ The Room, 10pm.

ROCKING QUO @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SAT 16 NOV SEARCHING FOR DONKEYS@ Market Bar, 10pm.

SLAMMIN’ SAM BAND @ The Room, 10pm.

THE MATHLETIC TEAM/TWO GLASS EYES@ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SUN 17 NOV BRIT FLOYD PRESENTS P-U-L-S-E 2013@ Eden Court, 8pm.

HABITAT @ Market Bar, 10pm.

MON 18 NOV TRAVIS @ Ironworks, 8pm

THU 21 NOV SIXTIES GOLD 50TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR 2013 @ Eden Court, 6pm, 8.45pm. THE DARKNESS @ Ironworks, 7pm. Yes, the classic - original - line are back.And they’re playing Ironworks. I mean - do you need it spelling out? B-U-Y A T-I-C-K-E-T N-O-W! Got it? Good.

FRI 22 NOV CLASSIC CLAPTON @ Ironworks, 7.30pm. VAMPIRES ROCK; THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR @ Eden Court, 8pm. This rock spectacular is not to be missed!

EZRA @ The Room, 10pm. NAKED RED @ Market Bar, 10pm.

BLOOD STAINED NOTES @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SAT 23 NOV THE SOUTH @ Spectrum Centre, 7.30pm. After 20 years, ten studio albums, five greatest hits compilations, thirty-four chart singles, 15 million record sales worldwide and performing in front of millions of fans, when time was called on The Beautiful South in 2008, not everyone was ready to leave the party. Dave Hemingway and Ali Wheeler, lead singers with the band - along with departed songwriter Paul Heaton – were having too much fun to get out the pipe and slippers, and so The South was formed.

MIRIAM CAMPBELL @ Market Bar, 10pm.


NET SOUNDS TAKEOVER @ Mad Hatters, 10pm , SO MANY ANIMAL CALLS, & SILVERCOAST

TUE 26 NOV QUINNY @ Market Bar, 10pm.

THU 28 NOV SANDRA MACBETH @ Hootananny 9.30pm.

FRI 29 NOV BAND SHOWCASE @ Strathpeffer Pavilion, 7.30pm. Including; THREE BLIND WOLVES, AMWWF (Anderson McGinty Webster Ward Fisher), DONALD MACDONALD & THE ISLANDS and DR. WOOK.

BILLY LIAR @ Market Bar, 10pm. MAN FROM DELMONTE @ The Room, 10pm.

BIRDHEAD/HAGANA @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SAT 30 NOV MAN FROM DELMONTE @ The Room, 10pm.

DIXIE FRIED/HABITAT @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

THU 05 DEC BLACK STAR RIDERS @ Ironworks, 8pm. In October 2012 Thin Lizzy announced that they would not be recording new material under the Thin Lizzy moniker. The last incarnation of the band - � Scott Gorham, Brian Downey, Darren Wharton, Ricky Warwick, Damon Johnson and Marco Mendoza – would be looking to form a new project. Step forward Black Star Riders...

FRI 06 DEC BIRO @ Johnny Foxes, 9pm.

SAT 07 DEC DANCING QUEEN @ Ironworks, 7pm. P acked with all of ABBA’s greatest hits.

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CLASSICAL SUN 03 NOV BRITTEN @100 @ Nairn Arts Ctr, 3pm. Vocal chamber music concert to celebrate the centenary of this British Composer.

FRI 08 NOV SCOTTISH TANGO ENSEMBLE @ Inverness Town House, 1pm. Sultry tango. There will be space provided in the Hall for dancing.scottishtangoensemble.com

FRI 15 NOV ALESSANDRO TAVERNA @ Nairn Arts Ctr, 7.30pm. Talented and expressive Italian pianist with an engaging programme of Chopin, Liszt, de Falla, Satie and Stravinsky. 01667 455701, musicnairn.org.uk

BBC SSO @ Eden Court, 8pm Andrew Manze, conductor. Respighi’s beautiful suite The Birds, with its skilful arrangements of music from the 16th and 17th century, complements the Concerto for double string orchestra which Tippett wrote in 1939 which also harks back to earlier times.

SUN 17 NOV BRITTEN @ 100 @ Boat Of Garten

Community Hall, 3pm. As Sun 03 Nov.

SAT 23 NOV CORONATION ANTHEMS @ Eden Court, 7.30pm. Following the hugely successful Voices United concert in May, Inverness Choral Society returns with an attractive programme of shorter choral works.

SUN 24 NOV CAROL CONCERT @ Eden Court, 3pm.

THU 28 NOV ARTA ARNICANE @ Inverness Town House, 7.30pm. artaarnicane.com See main feat.

SAT 30 NOV ELGIN CITY BAND @ Forres, 5pm. Forres Christmas Lights switch on.elgincityband.co.uk

SUN 01 DEC ELGIN CITY BAND @ Asda, Elgin, 1.30pm. elgincityband.co.uk

FRI 06 DEC TROILUS ENSEMBLE - CAROLS BY CANDLE LIGHT @ Dornoch Cathedral, 7.30pm.

CLUBBING FRI 01 NOV CHURCH STREET HIP HOP NIGHT @ Mad Hatters, 10pm. Halloween special hosted by DAMAGED GOODZ.

SAT 02 NOV MYLO @ Ironworks, 10.30pm FILTH DJS HALLOWEEN PARTY @ Ironworks, 10pm, Filth DJs host a

Halloween party at Karma Lounge with the usual Filthy beats and a load more scary fun to go with it!

See whatsonhighlands.comfor latest clubbing dates & regular nights.

FOLK TUE 29 OCT MEGAN BLYTH @ Ironworks, 7.30pm. EP launch: The Devil’s Own release.

WED 30 OCT THE RUA MACMILLAN BIG BAND @ Universal Hall, Findhorn, 7.30pm.

FRI 01 NOVDUMB INSTRUMENT & THE SLIM PANTELLAS @ IG:LU, 7.30pm, See feat page 4.entry.theig.lu for tickets

SAT 02 NOV ALY BAIN, ALE MöLLER AND BRUCE MOLSKY @ Eden Court, 7.30pm

GARY INNES & FRIENDS @ Hootananny, 9.30pm.

SUN 03 NOV RED BLUES & FRIENDS @ IG:LU, 2pm, see feat page 4. entry.theig.lu

MON 04 NOV SOCIAL GATHERING @ Merkinch Community Centre, 1.30pm.

WED 06 NOV CAROLINE TRUSLOVE @ Market Bar, 10pm.

RODDY MATTHEWS & FRIENDS@ Hootananny 9.30pm

THU 07 NOV MARTIN SIMPSON @ Universal Hall, Findhorn, 7.30pm. Several years in the planning the great guitarist and singer songwriter finally arrives on his 60th birthday tour.

NICKY MCMICHAN DUO@ Hootananny 9.30pm

FRI 08 NOV MARTIN SIMPSON@ Carnegie Hall, Portmahomack, As Thu 07

NICKY MCMICHAN DUO@ Hootananny 9.30pm

SAT 09 NOV KIN - DUNCAN CHISHOLM@ Eden Court OneTouch, 7.30pm. Incorporating music, film, photographs and dialogue, Kin is a beautifully crafted journey into the past. MARTIN SIMPSON @ Resolis Memorial Hall, 8pm. As Thu 07 Nov. TWEED @ Hootananny 9.30pm

THE FEDERALS, EMMA MITCHELL BAND, THE SLIM PANTELLAS @ IG:LU, 7.30pm, See feat page 4. entry.theig.lu

SUN 10 NOV

THE HAND MADE HOKUM HOE DOWN @ IG:LU, 2pm, See feat page 4. entry.theig.lu

FASH & DAVE FLEMING @ Hootananny 9.30pm

TUE 12 NOV GRANTOWN OLD TYME DANCING @ Inverallan Church Hall, 7.50pm.

FRI 15 NOV DOREC-A-BELLE @ Market Bar, 10pm.

NEUSA @ Hootananny 9.30pm

SAT 16 NOV HIGHLAND SHOWTIME 2013@ Eden Court, 7.30pm.

KIN - DUNCAN CHISHOLM @ Carnegie Hall, 7.30pm. As Sat 09 Nov.

FULL TILT CEILIDH BAND@ Hootananny 9.30pm

MON 18 NOV SOCIAL GATHERING @ Merkinch CC 1.30pm.

THU 21 NOV SCOTT MACDONALD @ Hootananny 9.30pm

FRI 22 NOV MATT ANDERSEN @ Cromarty Training 8.30pm TRADITIONAL MUSIC NIGHT @ Royal Hotel, Cromarty 9pm.

SAT 23 NOVTHE CHICKPEAS @ Hootananny 9.30pm

FRI 29 NOVTHE SCONE FAIRIES @ Hootananny 9.30pm

SAT 30 NOVTHE SCONE FAIRIES @ Hootananny 9.30pm

See whatsonhighlands.comfor latest dates & regular nights.

JAZZ/WORLD SUN 03 NOV MAMA’S BRAND NEW BAG @ Eden Court, 2.30pm. Vocalist Kate Kershaw and her sidemen with mainly the blues but more...

SAT 16 NOV SON AL SON SALSA BAND @ Ardross Comm Hall, 8pm. ‘ Son’ is a style of music made popular in 1920’s Havana (and in the film “Buena Vista Social Club, and is still played in cafes and bars across Cuba.

SUN 24 NOV

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THE NORTH COAST JAZZ BAND @ Eden Court, 2.30pm. End of season party with ‘The North Coast Jazz Band’. ‘Classic’ dixieland hot jazz from the cold north.

BLUE NOTE NIGHT WITH HIGHLAND HOTCLUB @ Market Bar, 10pm Gatsby-esque... Swing, Jazz, Blues, Rock n Pop... Gansta suits, flapper dresses & dancin shoes.

FRI 29 NOV SON AL SON @ Universal Hall, Findhorn, 8pm. As Sat 16 Nov.

ROCK THU 31 OCT MEESHELLE NEWELL ACOUSTIC SET @ HMV Inverness, 6pm.

SCOTTISH MENTAL HEALTH ARTS AND FILM FESTIVAL @ Hootananny, 9.30pm.

FRI 01 NOV ABBA PARTY NIGHT @ Eden Court, 7.30pm. PRIDES @ Mad Hatters, 8pm. One of Scotland’s fastest rising bands with slots at Gonorth, Belladrum Festival, Wickerman, Loopallu and more this year.

THE GALIPAYGOS/MIR/WOODENTOOTH@ Hootananny 9pm

T REXTASY @ Strathpeffer Pavilion, 8pm. Official T Rex tribute. CHARLiES RANCH @ Market Bar, 10pm.

SHIRE @ The Room, 10pm.

SAT 02 NOV THE GALIPAYGOS @ Market Bar, 10pm

SHIRE @ The Room, 10pm

SCHNARFF SCHNARFF @ Mad Hatters, 8pm

MYSTIC SHOES @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SUN 03 NOV JAMIE MACDOUGALL - INSPIRATIONS @ Eden Court, 3.30pm.

DAVY COWAN & THE STORM CHASERS@ Hootananny, 9.30pm.

TUE 05 NOV GABBY YOUNG & OTHER ANIMALS@ Hootananny 9.30pm

THU 07 NOV ROSS ARTHUR @ Market Bar, 10pm.

FRI 08 NOV

BIRO @ The Room, 10pm.

STETSONHEAD @ Market Bar, 10pm.

SAT 09 NOV RICK ASTLEY @ Inverness Leisure A trio of eighties pop sensations - see main feat

RODDY HART & THE LONESOME FIRE@ Ironworks, 8pm THE MYSTIC SHOES @ Market Bar, 10pm.

RANT @ The Room, 10pm.

SUN 10 NOV BEN AND EMILY @ Market Bar, 10pm.

MON 11 NOV ALICE & THE RAMPANT TRIO@ Market Bar, 10pm

THU 14 NOV KRISSY MATTHEWS @ Hootananny 9.30pm

FRI 15 NOV TOBY MICHAELS ROLLING DAMNED @ IG:LU, See page 4 feature.

THE MYSTIC SHOES @ The Room, 10pm.

ROCKING QUO @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SAT 16 NOV SEARCHING FOR DONKEYS@ Market Bar, 10pm.


THE MATHLETIC TEAM/TWO GLASS EYES@ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SUN 17 NOV BRIT FLOYD PRESENTS P-U-L-S-E 2013@ Eden Court, 8pm.

HABITAT @ Market Bar, 10pm.

MON 18 NOV TRAVIS @ Ironworks, 8pm

THU 21 NOV SIXTIES GOLD 50TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR 2013 @ Eden Court, 6pm, 8.45pm. THE DARKNESS @ Ironworks, 7pm. Yes, the classic - original - line are back.And they’re playing Ironworks. I mean - do you need it spelling out? B-U-Y A T-I-C-K-E-T N-O-W! Got it? Good.

FRI 22 NOV CLASSIC CLAPTON @ Ironworks, 7.30pm. VAMPIRES ROCK; THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY TOUR @ Eden Court, 8pm. This rock spectacular is not to be missed!

EZRA @ The Room, 10pm. NAKED RED @ Market Bar, 10pm.

BLOOD STAINED NOTES @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SAT 23 NOV THE SOUTH @ Spectrum Centre, 7.30pm. After 20 years, ten studio albums, five greatest hits compilations, thirty-four chart singles, 15 million record sales worldwide and performing in front of millions of fans, when time was called on The Beautiful South in 2008, not everyone was ready to leave the party. Dave Hemingway and Ali Wheeler, lead singers with the band - along with departed songwriter Paul Heaton – were having too much fun to get out the pipe and slippers, and so The South was formed.

MIRIAM CAMPBELL @ Market Bar, 10pm.


NET SOUNDS TAKEOVER @ Mad Hatters, 10pm , SO MANY ANIMAL CALLS, & SILVERCOAST

TUE 26 NOV QUINNY @ Market Bar, 10pm.

THU 28 NOV SANDRA MACBETH @ Hootananny 9.30pm.

FRI 29 NOV BAND SHOWCASE @ Strathpeffer Pavilion, 7.30pm. Including; THREE BLIND WOLVES, AMWWF (Anderson McGinty Webster Ward Fisher), DONALD MACDONALD & THE ISLANDS and DR. WOOK.

BILLY LIAR @ Market Bar, 10pm. MAN FROM DELMONTE @ The Room, 10pm.

BIRDHEAD/HAGANA @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

SAT 30 NOV MAN FROM DELMONTE @ The Room, 10pm.

DIXIE FRIED/HABITAT @ Mad Hatters, 10pm

THU 05 DEC BLACK STAR RIDERS @ Ironworks, 8pm. In October 2012 Thin Lizzy announced that they would not be recording new material under the Thin Lizzy moniker. The last incarnation of the band - � Scott Gorham, Brian Downey, Darren Wharton, Ricky Warwick, Damon Johnson and Marco Mendoza – would be looking to form a new project. Step forward Black Star Riders...

FRI 06 DEC BIRO @ Johnny Foxes, 9pm.

SAT 07 DEC DANCING QUEEN @ Ironworks, 7pm. P acked with all of ABBA’s greatest hits.

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Love ‘em or hate ‘em, there’s no denying that The Darkness have always been fully committed to celebrating rock music’s larger-than-life majesty. So much so that the road to excess almost led to complete self-destruction. Fortunately they got themselves back on track and, over a decade after they began, reformed and released an album earlier this year, Hot Cakes, that demonstrated they still haven’t lost their affection for the grand absurdity of it all. You can expect to hear some of the latest stuff when they play Ironworks on Thu 21 Nov, but the night will be built around celebrating the tenth anniversary of their rip-roaring Permission To Land debut, with the album played in its entirety. Ahead of the gig, we caught up with frontman Justin Hawkins to fi nd out more.

� It’s good to have you back. Do you feel full of renewed rock’n’roll vigour? Thank you. I feel as well as can be expected!

� How different is it being in The Darkness now than when you fi rst started? Frankly it’s exactly the same, but my 28 year old angst has been replaced with 38 year old despair. It’s a similar feeling.

� Take us back to the days of the pre-Darkness combo, Empire. What were they like? Great drummer, great guitarist, great bassist, terrible keyboard player!

� It seems like The Darkness succeeded initially despite, rather than because of, the attitude of the big record companies. How much of what you did was inspired by proving them wrong? Proving people wrong was never the main inspiration but in some instances it was a lovely side bonus.

� If The Darkness were to be played in a fi lm by real-life rock stars from history, who would take each band member’s role? David St

Hubbins would play me, Nigel Tufnel would play Dan, Derek Smalls would play Frankie and Ed would be played by Eric “Stumpy Joe” Childs.

� The rock’n’roll lifestyle obviously took its toll, but there must have been times when it was all worth it. What are your favourite memories of that fi rst whirlwind of success? Smoking on private jets!

� Now that those narcotic excesses are part of the past, have you found that sobriety and creativity make for good bedfellows? It’s all a bit awkward at fi rst but ultimately it’s a more rewarding experience.

� What’s happening with the spin-off Hot Leg project? Absolutely nothing, say it again, huh!

� This tour’s going to conclude with you playing your native Lowestoft for the fi rst time. Will it be that town’s most rock’n’roll moment ever? There hasn’t been a suitable venue for moderately successful touring rock bands in Lowestoft since... well, ages. But having said that, Ed, Dan and I grew up in Lowestoft, and wherever we go, that’s where the party is happening. Subsequently, Lowestoft is the most rock and roll town in England.

� Before that though, there’s the gig in Inverness. Have you been up to the Highlands before? What are you expecting? We’ve been everywhere, but thanks to Frankie’s Highlander roots, we always anticipate a warm welcome and some mental crowd behaviour. Looking forward to it immensely.

� And what should we expect? Blood sweat & sebum.

� What next for The Darkness after this tour? Another lovely Christmas together!

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Director Alfonso Caurón I Starring Sandra Bullock, George Clooney

USA/UK I 2013 I 91 mins I gravitymovie.warnerbros.comOn a seemingly routine spacewalk the unimaginable happens and astronauts Stone and Kowalsy losecontact with mission control and find themselves cast adrift 327 miles above the Earth. With a limitedamount of oxygen available, the pair realise that their only hope of survival is to work together and travelfurther into deep space.

THE HUNGER GAMES: CATCHING FIRE (12A TBC) THU 21 NOV – THU 05 DECDirector Francis Lawrence I Starring Jennifer Lawrence, Liam Hemsworth

USA I 2013 I TBC mins I thehungergamesexplorer.comKatniss and Peeta’s victory at the Hunger Games has inadvertently inspired a rebellion but the Capitolwants to prove it is still very much in control. So, when the 75th annual games announce a rule change, it means Katniss and Peeta must return and compete against previous victors.

BLUE IS THE WARMEST COLOUR LA VIE D’ADELE CHAPITRES 1 ET 2 (18) FRI 29 NOV – THU 05 DEC

Director Abdellatif Kechiche I Starring Léa Seydoux, Adèle Exarchopoulos

France/Belgium/Spain I 2013 I 180 mins I French with subtitlesFacebook.com/Blueisthewarmestcolour This year’s Palme d’Or winner spans several years in the life of Adèle. We first meet her as a school student, cautiously getting together with a male admirer but increasingly fascinated by Emma, a womanshe glimpses in the street. Before long they are an item, Adèle becoming the muse for Emma’s art whileshe pursues her own path into adulthood.

THE COUNSELLOR (18 TBC) FRI 29 NOV – THU 05 DECDirector Ridley Scott I Starring Michael Fassbender, Penélope Cruz, Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem

USA/UK I 2013 I 111 mins I www.thecounselormovie.comOne of the most anticipated films of the year; Ridley Scott’s new action thriller features an all star castin front of and behind the camera. Screenplay written by Cormac Mccarthy and Michael Fassbenderheads up and A-list cast including Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Brad Pitt and Javier Bardem. Fassbender plays a greedy lawyer who wants to make a little extra money on the side. He soon findshimself in over his head when he delves into the dark world of drug trafficking and learns that a singledecision can have shocking and irreversible consequences.

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EXCLUSIVE SCREENINGS FOR EDEN COURT FRIENDSFriends Coffee Morning – MON 4 Nov Le Week-End (15)Film starts 11.30am – Coffee served from 10.30am

DREAM AND SCREAM Specially for parents and carers of new babies aged 0 –12 months. Look out for Dream & Scream on individual screenings.

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NOV 2013Fri 0118.00 4218.15 Le Week-End20.30 Not Another Happy Ending20.45 Like Father, Like Son

Sat 0213.30 Like Father, Like Son14.15 Not Another Happy Ending17.45 4218.00 Not Another Happy Ending20.15 Le Week-End20.30 The Wicker Man: The Final Cut

Sun 0313.00 The Wicker Man: The Final Cut13.30 Not Another Happy Ending16.30 Le Week-End17.00 Like Father, Like Son19.00 Frankenstein

(Lee Miller as creature)19.30 42

Mon 0411.30 Le Week-End

Friends Coffee Morning17.45 Royal Opera House Live:

Les Vêpres Siciliennes 18.00 Like Father, Like Son20.30 Not Another Happy Ending

Tue 0511.30 Not Another Happy Ending 19.00 Like Father, Like Son19.15 Le Week-End

Wed 06 Inverness Film Festival

Thu 07 Inverness Film Festival

Fri 08 Inverness Film Festival

Sat 09 Inverness Film Festival

Sun 10 Inverness Film Festival

Mon 1117.45 The Lebanese Rocket Society18.00 Like Father, Like Son20.00 Frankenstein

(Cumberbatch as creature)20.30 For Those In Perils

Tue 1210.30 Shorts For Wee Ones 2013

Discovery Film Festival18.00 Le Week-End19.15 Cría Cuervos InFiFa20.00 The Pervert's Guide To

Ideology

Wed 1311.30 The Lebanese Rocket Society14.00 Le Week-End19.00 Royal Shakespeare Company:

Richard II19.15 The Lebanese Rocket Society

Thu 1410.30 Room On The Broom

Discovery Film Festival11.30 Like Father, Like Son18.00 The Pervert's Guide To

Ideology18.15 Me, Myself and Mum

French Film Festival20.15 The Lebanese Rocket Society20.30 Le Week-End

Fri 1518.00 For Those In Peril18.15 Gravity20.15 The Fifth Estate20.30 Gravity

Sat 1611.30 Horizon Beautiful

Discovery Film Festival14.00 The Fifth Estate17.00 Gravity17.45 The Fifth Estate19.15 Gravity20.30 For Those In Peril

Sun 1713.30 Gravity17.00 For Those In Peril17.15 Gravity19.15 The Fifth Estate19.30 Gravity

Mon 1818.00 The Fifth Estate18.15 Gravity Subtitled20.15 Gravity20.30 For Those In Peril

Tue 1911.30 Gravity 19.15 Gravity19.45 The Fifth Estate

Wed 2011.30 The Fifth Estate14.00 Gravity19.15 For Those In Peril19.45 Gravity

Thu 2111.00 The Fifth Estate

Dream & Scream14.00 For Those In Peril17.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire18.00 For Those In Peril18.15 Gravity20.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire20.15 The Fifth Estate20.30 Gravity

Fri 2218.15 Philomena18.30 The Crash Reel19.30 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire20.30 Love Is In The Air

French Film Festival20.45 Gravity

Sat 2311.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire14.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire14.15 The Crash Reel17.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire18.00 11.6 French Film Festival20.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire20.15 Philomena20.30 Gravity

Sun 2411.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire13.00 Gravity13.30 Philomena14.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire16.00 Gravity17.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire17.15 Philomena19.00 NT Live:

The Habit Of Art encore19.45 The Crash Reel20.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire

Mon 2517.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire18.15 Philomena20.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire20.15 Warren Miller – Ticket To Ride20.30 Gravity

Tue 2611.30 Philomena14.00 Gravity19.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire19.15 I Was Born But... InFiFa20.00 Philomena

Wed 2711.00 Gravity Dream & Scream11.30 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire14.00 Philomena18.15 On My Way

French Film Festival19.00 The Hunger Games:


Thu 2810.00 The Day of the Crows

French Film Festival11.30 Gravity14.00 The Hunger Games:



Catching Fire Subtitled20.15 Philomena20.30 Tey French Film Festival

Fri 2917.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire18.00 Parkland18.15 Don Jon20.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire20.15 Blue Is The Warmest Colour20.30 The Counsellor



Catching Fire14.15 The Counsellor17.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire17.15 Blue Is The Warmest Colour17.45 The Counsellor20.00 The Hunger Games:

Catching Fire20.15 Don Jon20.30 Parkland

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ROYAL SHAKESPEARECOMPANY RICHARD II (TBC12+)

WED 13 NOV LIVE FROM STRATFORD-UPON-AVON

Director Gregory Doran

Starring David Tennant

TBC mins I onscreen.rsc.org.uk/richard-iiRSC Artistic Director Gregory Doran directs DavidTennant in the title role. David is joined in the Company by Oliver Ford Davies as the Duke ofYork, Michael Pennington as John of Gaunt andNigel Lindsay as Bolingbroke.Non-live Encore Screening Sun 08 DecSchools Encore Screening Wed 11 DecTickets for the schools encore screening are £5 (teachers free) PROGRAMMER’S CHOICE

THE LEBANESEROCKET SOCIETY (PG)MON 11, WED 13 & THU 14 NOVDirectors Khalil Joreige, Joana HadjithomasStarring Hampar Karageozian, Harry Koundakjian

Lebanon/France/Qatar I 2012 I 96 minsArabic, English and French with subtitlesNarrated by the two co-directors, this quirky documentary tells the story of the largely forgottenrole of Lebanon in the global space race. A fascinating tale of innocent, starry-eyed ambition.

PROGRAMMER’S CHOICEFOR THOSE IN PERIL (18)MON 11 & FRI 15 – THU 21 NOV

Director Paul Wright Starring George MacKay, Kate Dickie UK I 2013 I 92 minsIn a remote Scottish community, Aaron is the lone survivor of a fishing accident that claimed the lives offive men including his older brother, Michael. Unableto remember the details of the trip he finds himself anoutcast amongst his own people as the village beginto blame him for the tragedy. Persistently refusing toaccept his brother is dead, and possessed by grief,and madness Aaron sets out to recover him... The screening on Mon 11 Nov will be followed by aQ&A with the director, Paul Wright.

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FRENCH FILM FESTIVAL ME, MYSELF AND MUM (TBC 15+) THU 14 NOVDirector Guillaume Gallienne I Starring Guillaume Gallienne, Diane Kruger I UK/USA I 2013 I 85 mins I French, German & Spanish with subtitles

LOVE IS IN THE AIR AMOUR & TURBULENCES (TBC 15+) SAT 22 NOVDirector Alexandre Castagnetti I Starring Ludivine Sagnier, Nicolas Bedos I France I 2013 I 96 mins I French with subtitles

11.6 (TBC 15+) SAT 23 NOVDirector Philippe Godeau I Starring François Cluzet, Bouli Lanners I France I 2013 I 102 mins I French with subtitles

ON MY WAY ELLE S'EN VA (TBC 15+) WED 27 NOVDirector Emmanuelle Bercot I Starring Catherine Deneuve, Nemo Schiffman I France I 2013 I 116 mins I French with subtitles

THE DAY OF THE CROWS LE JOUR DES CORNEILLES (TBC 6+) THU 28 NOVDirector Jean-Christophe Dessaint I Voices Jean Reno, Isabelle Carré, Claude Chabrol I France I 2012 I 96 mins I French with subtitles Tickets: £3.00

TEY AUJOURD'HUI (TBC 15+) THU 28 NOVDirector Alain Gomis I Starring Saul Williams, Aïssa Maïga, Anisia Uzeyman I France/Senegal I 2013 I 88 mins I French and Wolof with subtitles

WARREN MILLER'STICKET TO RIDE (TBC 12+)

MON 25 NOV & TUE 17 DEC

US I 2013 I 120 mins I warrenmiller.co.ukTicket to Ride takes ski and snowboard fans on anaction packed journey to some of the world’s bestoutdoor sport destinations, including Switzerland’sJungfrau, Montana’s Big Sky country and Iceland'sTroll Peninsula. Plus all the usual great intervalprize giveaways you’d expect at a Warren Millernight. Seat £9.00 / Reduced Rate £7.00

42 (12A)FRI 01 – SUN 03 NOVDirector Brian Helgeland

Starring Chadwick Boseman, Harrison FordUSA I 2013 I 128 mins 42movie.warnerbros.comIn 1946, Brookyln Dodgers general manager,Branch Rickey, put himself at the forefront of history when be signed Jackie Robinson to theteam, breaking Major League Baseball’s infamous‘colour bar’ that excluded black players. Facingracism from every angle and knowing any incidentmay destroy their dreams for the future, this is theirinspirational and powerful true story.

PARKLAND (15)FRI 29 NOV – THU 05 DEC

Director Peter Landesman

Starring Paul Giamatti, Zac EfronUSA I 2013 I 94 mins I parkland-themovie.comDallas, Texas. 22nd November 1963. The day President John F. Kennedy was assassinated. It’s also the day that a handful of ordinary individualswere thrust into extraordinary circumstances. Featuring an all-star cast Parkland recounts thetragic day from the perspectives of those who witnessed it first-hand.

THE WICKER MAN: THE FINAL CUT (15)SAT 02 & SUN 03 NOVDirector Robin Hardy

Starring Edward Woodward, Britt Ekland,Christopher LeeUK I 1973 I 94 minsAfter a worldwide search for the US version WickerMan, a 35mm print was found at Harvard FilmArchives. Director Robin Hardy, who has alwaysmaintained that the UK shorter version doesn’t makenarrative sense, confirmed it as the cut he had puttogether in 1979 for the US release. So, come andsee this iconic cult classic as the director originallyintended.

INVERNESS FILM FANS (INFIFA) SCREENINGSInverness Film Fans (InFiFa) meet fortnightly at Eden Court Cinema for screeningsand post film discussions. The screenings are open to everyone. For more detailsabout forthcoming events and how to join InFiFa visit: www.invernessfilmfans.org

THROUGH THE EYES OF A CHILDCRÍA CUERVOS (12A) TUE 12 NOVSpain I 1976 I 109 mins I Spanish with subtitles Director: Carlos Saura I Starring: Ana Torrent, Geraldine Chaplin

I WAS BORN, BUT...OTONA NO MIRU EHON – UMARETE WA MITA (TBC 8+)TUE 26 NOVJapan I 1932 I 100 mins I SilentDirector: Yasujirô Ozu I Starring: Tatsuo Saitô, Tomio Aoki With Live piano accompaniment by Forrester Pyke. Followed by a Q & A session.

PATHER PANCHALI (U) TUE 10 DECIndia I 1955 I 110 mins I Bengali with subtitles Director: Satyajit Ray I Starring: Kanu Bannerjee, Chunibala Devi

PROGRAMMER’S CHOICELIKE FATHER, LIKE SON SOSHITE CHICHI NI NARU (PG)FRI 01 – TUE 05 & MON 11 & THU 14 NOV

Director Kore-eda Hirokazu Starring Masaharu Fukuyama, Machiko OnoJapan I 2013 I 120 minssoshitechichininaru.gaga.ne.jp (Foreign Language Site)A poignant new drama about two families, one rich,one poor, who discover that their sons were switchedat birth. Faced with the decision of raising his biological son or the one he has fathered since birth,Ryota begins to question what it means to be a father. From the director of Nobody Knows and I Wish.

LE WEEK-END (15)FRI 01 – TUE 05 & TUE 12 – THU 14 NOV

Director Roger Michell

Starring Jim Broadbent, Lindsay Duncan, Jeff Goldblum

UK I 2013 I 93 mins I embankmentfilms.com/films/le-weekend.htmlFor their 30th anniversary Meg and Nick return to their Parisian honeymoon hotel but as they soon begin toanalyse the highs and lows of their relationship and fight about their faults. A beautifully observed, funny andpoignant story about the nature of love and commitment from the director of Notting Hill.

ROYAL OPERA HOUSE LIVELES VÊPRES SICILIENNESMON 04 NOV LIVE

Director Stephen Finnigan I Conductor Antonio Pappano

Starring Marina Poplavskaya, Erwin Schrott

285mins approx (includes 2 intervals)

roh.org.uk/showing/les-vêpres-siciliennes-2013Paris in 1855, when the opera was first performed,provides the starting point for this interpretation bycelebrated director Stefan Herheim, making hisCovent Garden debut. The opera ballet plays a significant role too, with Johann Kobborg choreographing for dancers from The Royal Balletand Royal Danish Ballet.

THE CRASH REEL (12A)FRI 22 – SUN 24 NOV

Director Lucy WalkerStarring Kevin Pearce, Shaun WhiteUSA I 2013 I 108 mins I thecrashreel.comHaving already racked up numerous championshipsand high-profile sponsorships Kevin Pearce was allset for the 2010 Winter Olympics. But then anunimaginable training accident happened which resulted in him suffering a catastrophic brain injury.Lucy Walker’s engaging documentary delivers acomeback story with a difference.

THE PERVERT’S GUIDE TO IDEOLOGY (15)TUE 12 & THU 14 NOVDirector Sophie Fiennes

Starring Slavoj Žižek

UK/Ireland I 2012 I 133 mins The makers of The Pervert’s Guide To Cinemareturn with The Pervert’s Guide To Ideology. Philosopher Slavoj Zizek and filmmaker Sophie Fiennes use their interpretation of moving picturesto present a compelling cinematic journey into theheart of ideology – the dreams that shape our collective beliefs and practices.Tickets for this film will be £5.00

DISCOVERY FILM FESTIVAL For full details of this year’s Discovery Film Festival please visit www.discoveryfilmfestival.org.uk

SHORTS FOR WEE ONE (TBC 3+) TUE 12 NOVVarious countries I 2010–2013 I 45 mins I English or language free

ROOM ON THE BROOM & OTHER BEWITCHING TALES (TBC 3+) THU 14 NOVUK/France/Belgium I 2012 I 40 mins I English or dialogue free

HORIZON BEAUTIFUL (TBC 10+) WED 16 OCT U16s GO FREE

Director Stefan Jäger Starring Henok Tadele, Stefan GubserSwitzerland/Ethiopia I 2013 I 90 mins I Amharic, German and English with English subtitles

Tickets £3.00

DON JON (18)FRI 29 NOV – THU 05 DECDirector Joseph Gordon-Levitt I Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Scarlett Johansson

USA I 2013 I 90 mins I facebook.com/DonJonMovieNew Jersey bartender Don Jon is a serial womaniser but none of his real life conquests can ever match up to the endless parade of images he can find online. This suddenly changeswhen one night he meets Barbara. For the first time he starts tofeel something and is determined to win her heart. But can it lastwhen she learns about his dirty secret?

NT LIVE: FRANKENSTEIN (15)SUN 03 & MON 11 NOV

Director Danny Boyle

Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Jonny Lee Miller, Naomie Harris

UK I 2011 I 162 minsJohnny Lee Miller will play the creature on Sun 03 NovBenedict Cumberbatch will play the creature on Mon 11 Nov

National Theatre Live’s 2011 broadcast of Frankenstein, directed by Danny Boyle, with BenedictCumberbatch and Jonny Lee Miller, returns to cinemas as part of the National Theatre's 50th anniversary celebrations.

NT LIVE: A HABIT OF ART (15)SUN 24 NOV

Director Nicholas Hytner

Starring Richard Griffiths, Alex Jennings,Frances de la Tour

UK I 2010 I 150mins approx

ntlive.nationaltheatre.org.uk

National Theatre Live’s 2010 broadcast of Alan Bennett’s acclaimed play The Habit of Art, withRichard Griffiths (W H Auden) and Alex Jennings,(Benjamin Britten) returns to cinemas as part of theNational Theatre's 50th anniversary celebrations.

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THE FIFTH ESTATE (15)FRI 15 – THU 21 NOV

Director Bill Condon

Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Daniel Brühl

USA/Belgium I 2013 I 128 mins I facebook.com/FifthEstateUKBenedict Cumberbatch stars as WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange in this thrilling, complex portrait of the riseand fall of Ecuadorian Embassy’s most famous house guest.

PHILOMENA (12A)FRI 22 – THU 28 NOVDirector Stephen Frears I Starring Judi Dench, Steve Coogan

UK/USA/France I 2013 I 98 mins In 1950s Ireland, pregnant teenager Philomena is sent to workin a convent house and when her son is born he’s put up foradoption by the catholic church. Decades later Philomena formsan unlikely friendship with a journalist who takes an interest in her story and together they search to uncover the truth. A heart-warming comedy from the director of The Queen.

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So, Autumn comes hurtling in with the usual “you ain’t seen nothing yet” dip in temperature and you’re struck with the realisation that it’s not going to get warm again until mid-August. But, hey, at least we’ve got some of the traditional winter activities to perk us up inside.

First up is one of the real community treats in the form of the INVERNESS CIVIC BONFIRE & FIREWORKS DISPLAY at BUGHT PARK on TUE 05 NOV. Thousands of spectators always turn up for a pyrotechnic show that never disappoints and this year should be no exception. The event, which is one of the very biggest in Scotland, starts at 7pm with the bonfi re lit at 7.30pm and the fi reworks at 7.50pm.

Next on the Winter Festival agenda is the CHRISTMAS LIGHT SWITCH ON in INVERNESS CITY CENTRE on SUN 17 NOV. The Switch on itself is on the steps of the TOWN HOUSE at 6pm, but get there early to bag a good view of the Christmas Lights Show. Then it’s all off to the OLD HIGH CHURCH in Church Street for a rousing singalong with Santa and special guests in the now familiar DING DONG MERRILY OLD HIGH.

Details have also been released of what’s planned for the RED HOT HIGHLAND FLING on Hogmanay. As always, it’s in Northern Meeting Park Arena, with the familiar face of CRAIG HILL as host. Music comes from DOREC-A-BELLE, The RED HOT CHILLI PIPERS and SKERRYVORE. There’s also a children’s event, THE WEE HOT HIGHLAND FLING in the afternoon. More about all that next month.

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TUE 29 OCTSCOTLAND AND ITS 21ST CENTURY ZOOS @ Eden Court OneTouch, 5pm. Talk.

WED 30 OCTFORUM FOR MEN @ Macnabs Bar, Columba Hotel, 8pm. For gay & bi men. Every Wed in Nov. gay-ness.org.uk

THU 31 OCTBEASTLY BADENOCH TALES, KINGUSSIE @ Meet at Ruthven Barracks car park, 3pm.01479 873706

FRI 01 NOVSUPERCOOL ASTRONOMY @ Birnie Village Hall, 7.30pm. Talk. sigma-astro.co.uk

SAT 02 NOVDINGWALL FIELD CLUB WALK @ Fairy Wood, Muir of Ord , 10am.spanglefish.com/DingwallFieldClub

FOOD AND CRAFT FAIR @ Strathpeffer Pavilion. strathpefferpavilion.org

CHRISTMAS FAYRE @ Croy Primary,10am. Gift stalls, raffle, home baking.

SUN 03 NOVFOOD AND CRAFT FAIR @ Strathpeffer Pavilion. strathpefferpavilion.org

MON 04 NOVBACK-COUNTRY ADVENTURES IN WESTERN CANADA @ Boat Of Garten Community Hall, 7.30pm. Talk.

TUE 05 NOVCIVIC BONFIRE AND FIREWORKS DISPLAY @ Bught Park, 7.30pm. One of the biggest Guy Fawkes shows in Scotland.

MINDFULNESS MEDITATION @ Chapel, RNI, Inverness, 7.30pm. 6 week course. highlands.samye.org

GLENGARRY FIREWORK DISPLAY AND BONFIRE @ Craigard Park Invergarry, 6.30pm.

ARTISTS FOR ALBATROSSES: A 5-WEEK EXPEDITION TO SOUTH GEORGIA @ Culloden Library, 7.30pm. Talk.

WED 06 NOVWE’LL LOYALLY MUSTER & FIGHT AS OF YOUR @ Inverness College, 5.15pm. Talk.

FRI 08 NOVCREATIVE MORAY FIRTH’S CRAFT FAIR @ Thistle Hotel, Inverness, 10am-5pm. facebook.com/creativemorayfirth

A TALE OF EIGHT COMMUNITIES @ Nairn Free Church, 7.30pm.Talk by Dr Susan Kruse. nairnliterary.org.uk

SAT 09 NOVMINDFULNESS MEDITATION @ Kerrowdown, Drumnadrochit, 10.30am.6 week course. highlands.samye.org

CREATIVE MORAY FIRTH’S CRAFT FAIR @ Thistle Hotel, Inverness. As Fri 8 Nov.

CROMARTY COMMUNITY MARKET

@ Victoria Hall, 11am.

FOOD,CRAFT AND COLLECTORS FAIR @ Nairn United Reform Church, 12pm.

MON 11 NOVLIFE IN LOCHS @ Highland Council Chamber, 12.45pm. Talk.

JOHN MAYHEW: NATIONAL PARKS: UNFINISHED BUSINESS @ Highland Council Chamber, 7.30pm. Talk.

HISTORY OF HIGHLAND HOSPITALS @ Seaforth Lodge, 7.30pm. Talk.

TUE 12 NOVPINK CASTLE PHILOSOPHY CLUB @ Riverside Lounge, Glen Mhor Hotel, 7.30pm. pinkcastle.eu

WED 13 NOVPLANTS OF EIGG @ Nairn Community and Art Centre, 7.30pm. Highland Rock Garden Club talk by Davie Sharp. 01320 366246

THU 14 NOVTHE GENIUS OF ANTONIO STRADIVARI @ Culloden Free Church, 2pm & 7.30pm. Talk. Non members £5. 01667 493640

BLACK ISLE BEAUTIES @ Dingwall Town Hall , 7.30pm. Talk by Sandy Sutherland. spanglefish.com/DingwallFieldClub

SAT 16 NOVCAKE WALK WITH STORY @ Nairn, Nairn to Cawdor. 07724 992790, guyandjocelyn.org

SUN 17 NOVCHRISTMAS LIGHTS SWITCH ON / DING DONG MERRILY OLD HIGH @ Inverness City Centre, 5.30pm.

MON 18 NOVTHE CAPTURE OF GERMAN U-BOAT 570 OFF ICELAND IN 1941 @ Boat Of Garten Community Hall, 7.30pm. Talk.

WED 20 NOVLEO HOULDING: FROM THE AMAZON TO ANTARCTICA @ Eden Court Empire, 7.30pm. Talk.

MANAGING THE RIVER SPEY AND ITS CATCHMENT @ Millburn Academy Hall, 7.30pm. Talk. invernessfieldclub.org.uk

THU 21 NOVAT TALE OF TWO ISLANDS @ Fraser Park Bowling Club, 7.30pm. RSPB Talk.

BUILDING YOUR OWN HISTORY @ Cromarty West Church Hall, 7.30pm.spanglefish.com/cromartyhistorysociety

FRI 22 NOVROMANTIC HIGHLANDS? WRITING IN SCOTLAND IN THE LONG 18TH CENTURY @ Nairn Free Church, 7.30pm. Talk by Dr Kristin Lindfield-Ott. nairnliterary.org.uk

SAT 23 NOVHIGHLAND AND MORAY FOOD & DRINK FESTIVAL @ Eden Court, 11am.

XMAS COFFEE AFTENOON @ Forres Town Hall, 2pm. £1.50. All proceeds to Royal

British Legion Scotland Forres Branch Club.

RSPB OUTING – LOCH FLEET AREA @ Highland Council Car Park, Inverness, 9.30am. 01463 237836

CREATIVE MORAY FIRTH’S CRAFT FAIR @ Nairn Community and Art Centre, 10am-5pm. facebook.com/creativemorayfirth

SEAGULL TRUST CRUISES CHRISTMAS BAZAAR @ North Kessock Hall, 10am.

ANNUAL FAIRTRADE BAZAAR @ Inverness Town House, 10.30am.

WINTER FESTIVAL @ Brodie Castle, 12pm.

MON 25 NOVCHRISTMAS ARTS AND CRAFTS AND WINTER LIGHTS SWITCH-ON @ The Town House, Grantown, 6.30pm.

BUTTERFLIES @ Highland Council Chamber, 12.45pm. Short talk.

RUSSIAN HEMP SEALS MADE IN LEAD: A PRACTICAL EYE’S VIEW @ Dingwall Community Centre, 7.30pm. Talk.

TUE 26 NOVHIGHLAND LITERARY SALON @ Glen Mhor Hotel, 7.30pm. highlandlitsalon.com

FRI 29 NOVEXCLUSIVELY HIGHLANDS ARTS, CRAFT & FOOD FAIR @ Eden Court

STUDIO SMITH CHRISTMAS FAIR @ Studio Smith, 7pm. ingebjorgsmith.co.uk

SAT 30 NOVEXCLUSIVELY HIGHLANDS ARTS, CRAFT & FOOD FAIR @ Eden Court

HIGHLAND SENIOR CITIZENS NETWORK COFFEE MORNING @ Old High Church Hall, Academy St, 10am.

CHRISTMAS AND CRAFT FAYRE @ Muir of Ord Village Hall, 10am.

XMAS FOOD AND CRAFT FAIR @ Glen Urquhart Public Hall, 10am-3pm.

GAELIC SPEAKERS’ COFFEE MORNING @ Spectrum Centre, 10am.

STUDIO SMITH CHRISTMAS FAIR @ Studio Smith, 11am. ingebjorgsmith.co.uk

LOCAL’S FREE DAY @ Culloden Battlefield Centre. Free entry with proofof an IV post code! (see web for details).

SUN 01 DECEXCLUSIVELY HIGHLANDS ARTS, CRAFT & FOOD FAIR @ Eden Court

STUDIO SMITH CHRISTMAS FAIR @ Studio Smith, 11am. ingebjorgsmith.co.uk

MON 02 DECEVEREST - HERE CONTINENTS COLLIDED @ Boat Of Garten

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EVERY TUE INVERNESS VOLLEYBALL CLUB @ Hilton Community Centre, 7.30pm.Every Tuesday during school term time. 7.30pm-9.30pm Mixed volleyball for anyone aged over 16. All welcome.

EVERY WED LGBT 5K RUNNING GROUP @ Inverness Leisure, 6pm. Text/call: 07941 553620. For all levels from beginners to experienced. Every Wed in Oct. gay-ness.org.uk

SAT 02 NOV FOOTBALL: INVERNESS CT V KILLIE, 3pm S’SPEY THISTLE V LOSSIEMOUTH, 3pm. CLACHNACUDDIN V COVE RANGERS, 3pm.

SUN 03 NOV FOCHABERS TRIPLE CHALLENGE @ Fochabers, Spey Runners’ Monumental Challenge. morayroadrunners.com

RUGBY: ROSS S’LAND (U15S) V ELLON RFC , 2pm.

SAT 09 NOV FOOTBALL: ROSS CO V CELTIC, 12.45pm. FORRES M’NICS V S’SPEY THISTLE, 3pm. WICK ACADEMY V KEITH, 3pm. NAIRN COUNTY V CLACHNACUDDIN, 3pm. LOSSIEMOUTH V DEVERONVALE, 3pm.

SUN 10 NOV RUGBY: ROSS S’LAND (U15S) V MACKIE AC’, 2pm. HIGHLAND RFC (U16S) V R’S’LAND, 2pm. ROSS S’LAND (U16S) V STORNOWAY, 2pm.

BLITZ AWARDS 2013 @ The Ironworks, 5.30pm. invernessblitz.co.uk

SAT 16 NOV RUGBY: ROSS S’LAND V RAF LOSSIE, 2pm. HIGHLAND RFC V STORNOWAY, 2pm. FOOTBALL: STRATHSPEY TH V FT WILLIAM, 3pm NAIRN COUNTY V WICK ACADEMY, 3pm. CLACHNACUDDIN V BUCKIE THISTLE, 3pm.

SAT 23 NOV FOOTBALL: INVERNESS CT V SAINTS, 3pm. LOSSIEMOUTH V ROTHES, 3pm. WICK ACADEMY V INVERURIE LOCO, 3pm. FORRES MECH’S V TURRIFF UTD, 3pm.

SUN 24 NOV RUGBY: ROSS S’LAND (U16S) V CAITHNESS , 2pm.

SAT 30 NOV RUGBY: HIGHLAND RFC V RAF LOSSIE, 2pm. ROSS S’LAND V A’DEEN WAND’RS, 2pm.

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Just a couple of points this month in a to-whom-it-may-concern sort of way, well maybe three, but certainly no more than four. When a play or a book or whatever is adapted for the big screen - in the vernacular “made into a movie” - said movie is an adaptation of the original play/book/poem etc. “Adaption” is not a word. Indeed it is underlined in red as I type this document and, if he were still around, the wee paper-clip guy would be saying something along the lines of “I see you’re trying to write ‘adaptation’ would you like me to spell it for you?” Why do people, for example a

certain Dawn French in a car insurance commercial, say “that’s concerning”? The word “concerning” means ‘about or regarding or involving’. That fuel costs are set to rise this winter is of concern to me it is not of itself “concerning”… though it may be concerning me in that it’s causing me some concern. I hope that clears up that one. A fi lm about someone’s life is called a biopic… that’s to say a bi-opic. It is not a bio-pic .. hint: it’s generally based on a bi-ography not a bio-graphy. And fi nally… dates. Christmas Day is December the twenty-fi fth… or, if you prefer, the twenty-fi fth

of December. It is not December twenty-fi ve. So why do fi lm trailers tell us that the new Stephen Spielberg, or whoever, blockbuster is in cinemas ‘October two’? - it’s bad enough that we have to read text speak in text messages without having to hear it spoken too. In summary (for example): Michael Douglas starred in the biopic “Behind the Candelabra” – a fi lm adaptation of a biography of Liberace. It’s a fi lm concerning itself with the life story of a fl amboyant pianist. It opened in cinemas on June the seventh.

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INVERNESS CALEDONIAN THISTLE and ROSS COUNTY have had contrasting starts to the season though prior to the international break, both teams immediately did the opposite of what had gone before, ICT getting thumped by St Johnstone and County securing a well-deserved win against Aberdeen that fi nally seemed to be kicking their season into gear.Now’s the time for both teams to consolidate especially as for ICT, with Terry Butcher, Maurice Malpas and Richie Foran all due to renegotiate contracts in the summer, the future of all three and indeed the club itself could be shaped by what happens in the next few months.ICT get a chance for revenge against ST JOHNSTONE with a home match on 23 NOV, while before that there’s another match at the Caledonian Stadium, this time against KILMARNOCK on 02 NOV. An away game against Hibs in between means they’ll be expecting nine points from November…County meanwhile will be looking to beat CELTIC when the league leaders come to Dingwall on 09 NOV for a televised lunchtime game, memories still relatively fresh of how they came so close to taking all three points in the corresponding early season fi xture last time round. Their two away games in the month against Hearts and St Mirren look defi nitely winnable if they can maintain the sort of effort they showed against Aberdeen.

The recent Loch Ness Marathon showed what a gorgeous backdrop the area can be for sporting events so it’s good to see the organisers taking advantage of the fact with the announcement that next year there’ll be a special cycle race around the water - ETAPE LOCH NESS - starting and ending in Inverness. The 67 mile route (with 900m of ascent) will take place on closed roads on SUN 04 MAY next year and is bound to attract loads of competitors, especially with cycling’s recent boom in popularity. You’d be well advised to get your name down for proceedings as soon as possible, so for more details see www.etapelochness.com

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EVERY TUE INVERNESS VOLLEYBALL CLUB @ Hilton Community Centre, 7.30pm.Every Tuesday during school term time. 7.30pm-9.30pm Mixed volleyball for anyone aged over 16. All welcome.

EVERY WED LGBT 5K RUNNING GROUP @ Inverness Leisure, 6pm. Text/call: 07941 553620. For all levels from beginners to experienced. Every Wed in Oct. gay-ness.org.uk

SAT 02 NOV FOOTBALL: INVERNESS CT V KILLIE, 3pm S’SPEY THISTLE V LOSSIEMOUTH, 3pm. CLACHNACUDDIN V COVE RANGERS, 3pm.

SUN 03 NOV FOCHABERS TRIPLE CHALLENGE @ Fochabers, Spey Runners’ Monumental Challenge. morayroadrunners.com

RUGBY: ROSS S’LAND (U15S) V ELLON RFC , 2pm.

SAT 09 NOV FOOTBALL: ROSS CO V CELTIC, 12.45pm. FORRES M’NICS V S’SPEY THISTLE, 3pm. WICK ACADEMY V KEITH, 3pm. NAIRN COUNTY V CLACHNACUDDIN, 3pm. LOSSIEMOUTH V DEVERONVALE, 3pm.

SUN 10 NOV RUGBY: ROSS S’LAND (U15S) V MACKIE AC’, 2pm. HIGHLAND RFC (U16S) V R’S’LAND, 2pm. ROSS S’LAND (U16S) V STORNOWAY, 2pm.

BLITZ AWARDS 2013 @ The Ironworks, 5.30pm. invernessblitz.co.uk

SAT 16 NOV RUGBY: ROSS S’LAND V RAF LOSSIE, 2pm. HIGHLAND RFC V STORNOWAY, 2pm. FOOTBALL: STRATHSPEY TH V FT WILLIAM, 3pm NAIRN COUNTY V WICK ACADEMY, 3pm. CLACHNACUDDIN V BUCKIE THISTLE, 3pm.

SAT 23 NOV FOOTBALL: INVERNESS CT V SAINTS, 3pm. LOSSIEMOUTH V ROTHES, 3pm. WICK ACADEMY V INVERURIE LOCO, 3pm. FORRES MECH’S V TURRIFF UTD, 3pm.

SUN 24 NOV RUGBY: ROSS S’LAND (U16S) V CAITHNESS , 2pm.

SAT 30 NOV RUGBY: HIGHLAND RFC V RAF LOSSIE, 2pm. ROSS S’LAND V A’DEEN WAND’RS, 2pm.

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Ken Kelman: Concerning language

Just a couple of points this month in a to-whom-it-may-concern sort of way, well maybe three, but certainly no more than four. When a play or a book or whatever is adapted for the big screen - in the vernacular “made into a movie” - said movie is an adaptation of the original play/book/poem etc. “Adaption” is not a word. Indeed it is underlined in red as I type this document and, if he were still around, the wee paper-clip guy would be saying something along the lines of “I see you’re trying to write ‘adaptation’ would you like me to spell it for you?” Why do people, for example a

certain Dawn French in a car insurance commercial, say “that’s concerning”? The word “concerning” means ‘about or regarding or involving’. That fuel costs are set to rise this winter is of concern to me it is not of itself “concerning”… though it may be concerning me in that it’s causing me some concern. I hope that clears up that one. A fi lm about someone’s life is called a biopic… that’s to say a bi-opic. It is not a bio-pic .. hint: it’s generally based on a bi-ography not a bio-graphy. And fi nally… dates. Christmas Day is December the twenty-fi fth… or, if you prefer, the twenty-fi fth

of December. It is not December twenty-fi ve. So why do fi lm trailers tell us that the new Stephen Spielberg, or whoever, blockbuster is in cinemas ‘October two’? - it’s bad enough that we have to read text speak in text messages without having to hear it spoken too. In summary (for example): Michael Douglas starred in the biopic “Behind the Candelabra” – a fi lm adaptation of a biography of Liberace. It’s a fi lm concerning itself with the life story of a fl amboyant pianist. It opened in cinemas on June the seventh.

KEN

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Sometimes it’s easy to forget just how geographically isolated we are up here, although just a few years back when Eden Court was being redeveloped and Ironworks was a mere twinkle in the developers’ eye, there was certainly a sense of just how much of a cultural desert we could become. All the more reason to give thanks for both of those venues then, with EDEN COURT particularly important in providing a wealth of shows that previously would have required a long hike to Aberdeen or the Central Belt.

Now it’s taking things further with a plan to produce shows with other companies, showing them fi rst here then touring them throughout the country. It’s a bold plan and the fi rst of the projects to see the light of day is a co-production with DUNDEE REP ENSEMBLE of Douglas Maxwell’s, PROMISES, PROMISES – a powerful play about a schoolteacher losing control. Dundee Rep’s most recent visit up here was with Sunshine On Leith which turned out quite well apparently, so expect this to be just as good when it comes to EC on 11&12 NOV as well as touring throughout the Highlands. This could be the start of something very special for the theatrical initiative up here.

More drama worth checking out comes in the form of the two-woman show LIFEBOAT [1] at EDEN COURT on 13 &14 NOV. Presented by the excellent Catherine Wheels Company, it’s the true story of two 15 year old girls adrift in said lifeboat after a ship from Liverpool bound for Canada was torpedoed and sank in 1940.

There’s no end to the regular stream of stand-ups making their way here and we’re particularly well served this month with visits from ARDAL O’HANLON [2] (EC, 14 NOV), DANIEL SLOSS [3] (15 NOV) and CRAIG CAMPBELL [4] (IRONWORKS, 16 NOV), all heartily recommended. More laughs at THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY RADIO SHOW LIVE [5] (EC, 10 NOV) providing a fresh take on Douglas Adams’ classic creation. The humour is supplemented with a live band, HD projections and Lord Of The Rings star Billy Boyd as the Voice Of The Book.

There are also a couple of treats in store at EDEN COURT for fans of the dancing thing. On 20 NOV hip hop theatre pioneer JONZI D [6] comes from Sadler’s Wells with LYRIKAL FEARTA: THE LETTER & BROKEN LINEAGE which uses “choreopoetry” to explore his response to being offered an OBE. Old skool meets new in what’s bound to be an entertaining show.

If you enjoyed Mathew Bourne’s Highland Fling recently, you’ll be wanting to check out another of his creations, Spitfi re, which is being performed as part of a mixed bill of ballet, modern dance and storytelling by DAVID HUGHES DANCE under the banner SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW [7]. It’s at EC on 19 NOV.

More at: www.whatsonhighlands.com.

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Sometimes it’s easy to forget just how geographically isolated we are up here, although just a few years back when Eden Court was being redeveloped and Ironworks was a mere twinkle in the developers’ eye, there was certainly a sense of just how much of a cultural desert we could become. All the more reason to give thanks for both of those venues then, with EDEN COURT particularly important in providing a wealth of shows that previously would have required a long hike to Aberdeen or the Central Belt.

Now it’s taking things further with a plan to produce shows with other companies, showing them fi rst here then touring them throughout the country. It’s a bold plan and the fi rst of the projects to see the light of day is a co-production with DUNDEE REP ENSEMBLE of Douglas Maxwell’s, PROMISES, PROMISES – a powerful play about a schoolteacher losing control. Dundee Rep’s most recent visit up here was with Sunshine On Leith which turned out quite well apparently, so expect this to be just as good when it comes to EC on 11&12 NOV as well as touring throughout the Highlands. This could be the start of something very special for the theatrical initiative up here.

More drama worth checking out comes in the form of the two-woman show LIFEBOAT [1] at EDEN COURT on 13 &14 NOV. Presented by the excellent Catherine Wheels Company, it’s the true story of two 15 year old girls adrift in said lifeboat after a ship from Liverpool bound for Canada was torpedoed and sank in 1940.

There’s no end to the regular stream of stand-ups making their way here and we’re particularly well served this month with visits from ARDAL O’HANLON [2] (EC, 14 NOV), DANIEL SLOSS [3] (15 NOV) and CRAIG CAMPBELL [4] (IRONWORKS, 16 NOV), all heartily recommended. More laughs at THE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY RADIO SHOW LIVE [5] (EC, 10 NOV) providing a fresh take on Douglas Adams’ classic creation. The humour is supplemented with a live band, HD projections and Lord Of The Rings star Billy Boyd as the Voice Of The Book.

There are also a couple of treats in store at EDEN COURT for fans of the dancing thing. On 20 NOV hip hop theatre pioneer JONZI D [6] comes from Sadler’s Wells with LYRIKAL FEARTA: THE LETTER & BROKEN LINEAGE which uses “choreopoetry” to explore his response to being offered an OBE. Old skool meets new in what’s bound to be an entertaining show.

If you enjoyed Mathew Bourne’s Highland Fling recently, you’ll be wanting to check out another of his creations, Spitfi re, which is being performed as part of a mixed bill of ballet, modern dance and storytelling by DAVID HUGHES DANCE under the banner SOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW [7]. It’s at EC on 19 NOV.

More at: www.whatsonhighlands.com.

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MON 28 OCTTHE PRICE OF EVERYTHING @ Eden Court OneTouch, 7.30pm.

51 SHADES OF MAGGIE @ Eden Court Empire, 8pm.

TUE 29 OCT51 SHADES OF MAGGIE @ Eden Court Empire, 8pm.

WED 30 OCTTHE TAILOR OF INVERNESS @ Eden Court OneTouch, 7.30pm.

A CLOCKWORK ORANGE @ Eden Court Empire, 8pm.

FAULTY TOWERS - THE DINING EXPERIENCE @ Strathpeffer Pavilion, 7.30pm. Interactive production set in a restaurant where the audience are the diners, enjoying a 3-course dinner served by “Basil”, “Sybil” and “Manuel”. This critically-acclaimed show debuted in Brisbane in 1997 and has since been enjoyed by thousands of people around the world.

THU 31 OCTA CLOCKWORK ORANGE @ Eden Court Empire, 8pm.

FRI 01 NOVINNOCENCE @ Eden Court OneTouch, 11am, 2pm.

SAT 02 NOVDAVID HUGHES DANCE – AUTUMN TOUR 2013 @ Craigmonie Centre, 7.30pm. For fans of classical ballet, modern dance and storytelling… A historical journey of theatrical works inspired by Fokine, Perrot, Martha Graham and Shakespeare. David Hughes Dance presents a new quadruple bill this autumn featuring Bob Cohan, Matthew Bourne, Cathy Marston and Tanja Liedtke in 4 works.

SECOND COMING AND WINTER, AGAIN @ Eden Court OneTouch, 8pm.

YOUR BABY IS TOO BIG @ Spectrum Centre, 12.30pm. playpieces.co.uk

SUN 03 NOVTHE BLACK UMFOLOSI 5 @ Universal Hall, Findhorn, 7.30pm.

MON 04 NOVTHE SHAKESPEARE SCHOOLS FESTIVAL 2013 @ Eden Court OneTouch, 7pm.

TUE 05 NOVTHE TAILOR OF INVERNESS @ Eden Court OneTouch, 7.30pm.

THU 07 NOVMORE SKY THAN WE NEED @ Eden Court OneTouch, 7.30pm.A beautiful and serene meditation on the vast clouds above us and the immense space within us. Taking inspiration from The Cloud by Percy Bysshe Shelley and from choreographer Frank McConnell’s

own contemplations, the piece is reflective and breathtaking, exploring how the natural wonders above dictate our moods,

thoughts and actions. planbcreative.org

DON GIOVANNI @ Eden Court Empire, 7.15pm. Dark, vivid and bursting with life, Don Giovanni is full-blooded opera at its best, combining exquisite music, powerful orchestration, intense drama and lightly crafted comedy.

SAT 09 NOVMORE SKY THAN WE NEED @ Universal Hall, Findhorn, 8pm. As Thu 7 Nov.

DON GIOVANNI @ Eden Court Empire, 7.15pm. As Thu 7 Nov.

SUN 10 NOVTHE HITCHHIKER’S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY RADIO SHOW LIVE! @ Eden Court Empire, 7.30pm. Joining Simon Jones as Arthur Dent, and Hitchhiker’s favourites from the legendary Radio and TV casts, will be a VIP Guest Voice Of The Book.

MON 11 NOVPROMISES PROMISES @ Eden Court Empire, 7.30pm. See main feature.

TUE 12 NOVTHE BIG DANCE SHOW - HIGHLANDS @ Eden Court Empire, 7pm. More than 20 local amateur dance groups from all over the Highlands to strut their stuff on Eden Court’s main stage. From Ballet to Breakin’ – come along and be inspired by the very best local dance enthusiasts.The Big Dance Show has been made possible by the Get Scotland Dancing initiative, funded by Creative Scotland.

PROMISES PROMISES @ Eden Court Empire, 7.30pm. See main feature.

WED 13 NOVLIFEBOAT @ Eden Court OneTouch, 7pm.The extraordinary true story of Bess Walder and Beth Cummings. On Friday 13 September 1940, a ship, The City of Benares, set sail from Liverpool for Canada. On board were 90 evacuees. Four days into the crossing, the ship was torpedoed and sank. Only eleven of the evacuees survived. Two fifteen year old girls, Bess Walder and Beth Cumming, spent 19 terrifying hours in the water on an upturned lifeboat. Now, over sixty years later, they remain firm friends... this is their extraordinary true story.

IRANIAN FEAST @ Universal Hall, Findhorn, 7.30pm. An evening of traditional song, food and Iranian dancing. The audience are not only guests at the meal, but possible helpers in the making of the food. Presented by Farnham Maltings, this is an unusual, contemporary piece of British Theatre — complete with delicious food!

THU 14 NOVARDAL O’HANLON 2013 @ Eden Court Empire, 8pm. Always good to see Ardal play up here as he’s long had faith in our affection for his lugubrious (and slightly startled) musings.

LIFEBOAT @ Eden Court OneTouch, 11am, 7pm. As Wed 13 Nov.

FRI 15 NOVDANIEL SLOSS: STAND UP @ Eden Court OneTouch, 7.30pm. Ace stand-up who describes himself as “half-man half-Xbox”, direct from his sixth consecutive sold out Edinburgh Fringe.

STRATHSPé AWAY @ Kingussie.Taking over from the hugely popular event run annually by DANNSA, the Strathspè Away Committee will build on the strengths of previous events, delivering high quality traditional Scottish dance and, for the first time, introducing workshops and performances representing traditional Latin dance styles in Kingussie.

SAT 16 NOVCRAIG CAMPBELL @ The Ironworks, 7pm.A formidable force, Canadian comic Craig never fails to impress with his high octane, charismatic performances and hilarious anecdotes.

STRATHSPé AWAY @ Kingussie. As Fri 15 Nov.

LIFE OF DAVID LIVINGSTONE @ Craigmonie Centre, 7.30pm. A new musical biography of his life and work in Africa Celebrating the 200th anniversary of David Livingstone’s birth.

SUN 17 NOVGILDED BALLOON COMEDY CIRCUIT - NOV 2013 @ Eden Court OneTouch, 8pm.

TUE 19 NOVSOMETHING OLD, SOMETHING NEW... @ Eden Court OneTouch, 7.30pm. If you enjoyed Scottish Ballet’s acclaimed production of Mathew Bourne’s Highland Fling then you can enjoy more of his work as part of this exciting mixed bill.

THU 28 NOVTHE NIGHT OF SMALL MIRACLES @ The Ironworks, 8pm. A new word-based club night - opening with Michael Pedersen and the award-winning author Sophie Cooke - and new open mic slots for writers and musicians, singer song writers.£5 / £3 NUS usual concessions

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Meet the ÜbergadgetWhy you need a ThermomixI will confess to being a bit of a kitchen gadget fanatic and my cupboards are bursting at the seams with machines I was convinced would change my life: fresh bread every morning from my cumbersome bread maker (I lasted a week), a blender for fresh soups and smoothies (so much washing up) a juicer (too time consuming), a food processor, a steamer, chocolate fountain (remember that kids party?) oh my, the list goes on and I made a vow that I would buy no more.

Until I met the Thermomix. A gadget to beat all gadgets. In fact, it is the gadget that can replace all gadgets because the makers claim it is at least 10 machines in one ‒ heck you can even throw your weighing scales away.

The list of what it can do is endless and the fact it has been a bit of a trade secret for many years now - Heston Blumenthal apparently swears by them - makes it quite an intriguing prospect. So what does the Thermomix do exactly? Well it:• Weighs - with built-in electronic scales• Grates - nuts, cheese, chocolate, parmesan• Mills - rice, grains and pulses to fl our• Purées - vegetables, fruits, baby food• Grinds - coff ee beans, sugar to icing sugar, wet or dry spices• Blends - soups, smoothies, milkshakes and sauces• Cooks, Boils & Simmers - soups, sauces, preserves, pulses, complete meals• Steams - vegetables, meat, fi sh, fruits, rice, pasta• Crushes - ice, cocktails, ice creams, sorbet• Whisks - egg whites, cappuccino-style foam on soups and milk• Emulsifi es - salad dressings, mayonnaise, batters, cream• Kneads - bread dough, pizza dough, pasta dough, pastry, scones• Chops & Minces - nuts, herbs, vegetables, salads, meats• Heats baby food to 37OC• Holds chocolate at 37OC

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the best form of motivation. Look for small local races to keep you focussed and ensure you keep your ‘get up and go’ through the cold winter months. However simply living in a part of the world that becomes even more beautiful throughout the winter helps too. I find the Inverness Park run on Saturday mornings at Bought Park very helpful to keep you keen. Just meeting up and being around other like minded running enthusiasts is a great aid in motivation throughout the winter.

Hopefully we’ll see you competing in the Loch Ness Marathon again next year, in the mean time what races do you have lined up and what are your goals for 2014? All being well I hope to be back again next year as i enjoy this race so much, but I’m also looking for some new challenges and experiences for the next year.

Finally which charity will you be donating the £1000 prize money to? This year I would like to nominate the Hampstead Marie Curie Hospice in memory of Clare Chadwick. Her sister is collecting to show our family’s gratitude and thanks for all of their wonderful care and support shown earlier this year and to help them continue with their fantastic work in support of other families who may find themselves in similar difficult circumstances. Thank you.

We also caught up with Dawn Cooper and asked how she had enjoyed the day: “The Baxter’s Loch Ness Marathon and Festival of Running is a wonderful event of which the Highlands can be truly proud. From the youngest child taking part in his first fun run to the veteran marathon competitor completing a life-long ambition, everyone has their own motivation for running the race and each one sets out to do his best; whether that’s achieving a personal best time or simply managing to cross the finish line!

Although I have been involved with the event for several years, each year I am taken aback by the atmosphere. Runners of all ages and abilities challenge themselves whilst supporters cheer and clap along the route, and event officials and volunteers work hard to make it all happen. I personally think that the finish line by the side of the river Ness is the place to be. Here you can see the exhaustion, determination and then delight on each runner’s face. It’s wonderful to watch in amazement as some race to the line while others limp to the finish! What I most enjoy is hearing the roar of the crowd, watching the happy expressions of families and friends and witnessing the emotion of those taking part in memory of a loved one and raising funds for a charity close to their heart.”









The Cup is awarded to the first Highland resident to finish the Loch Ness Marathon. We caught up with him:

Hi Terry, congratulations on being the first person to retain the HSPC Gerald Cooper Memorial Cup! Wow!! I didnt realise that I was the first person to do so until now, So that’s a great feeling in itself. The Baxters Loch Ness Marathon is a magnificent event and one of the big highlights of the running calander so to do well is always very special.

It seems you missed the presentation of the trophy again this year?! I was there but unfortunately technology let us down on the day as my postcode was not flagged up by the timing provider as a Highland postcode at the time of the prize giving. After querying the result the organisers were very helpful and eventualy revised it.

This is your fifth time running the Loch Ness Marathon, on the four previous races you’ve run a personal best time, did you manage to make it five out of five? Yes i’m delighted to say that I did just manage to shave off another minute and a half to gain my

5th consecutive PB at the Loch Ness Marathon. It is a fantastic race with magnificent support all along the route and despite all of the hills it appears to be a great course for a PB.

What have you been up to running wise in the past year? The past 12 months have been my best yet thanks largely to joining my first running

club at the start of the year. The Cairngorm Runners are a friendly club that welcomes runners of all abilities and offers wonderful support towards development of runners through their own high levels of enthusiasm and dedication to running.

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the best form of motivation. Look for small local races to keep you focussed and ensure you keep your ‘get up and go’ through the cold winter months. However simply living in a part of the world that becomes even more beautiful throughout the winter helps too. I find the Inverness Park run on Saturday mornings at Bought Park very helpful to keep you keen. Just meeting up and being around other like minded running enthusiasts is a great aid in motivation throughout the winter.

Hopefully we’ll see you competing in the Loch Ness Marathon again next year, in the mean time what races do you have lined up and what are your goals for 2014? All being well I hope to be back again next year as i enjoy this race so much, but I’m also looking for some new challenges and experiences for the next year.

Finally which charity will you be donating the £1000 prize money to? This year I would like to nominate the Hampstead Marie Curie Hospice in memory of Clare Chadwick. Her sister is collecting to show our family’s gratitude and thanks for all of their wonderful care and support shown earlier this year and to help them continue with their fantastic work in support of other families who may find themselves in similar difficult circumstances. Thank you.

We also caught up with Dawn Cooper and asked how she had enjoyed the day: “The Baxter’s Loch Ness Marathon and Festival of Running is a wonderful event of which the Highlands can be truly proud. From the youngest child taking part in his first fun run to the veteran marathon competitor completing a life-long ambition, everyone has their own motivation for running the race and each one sets out to do his best; whether that’s achieving a personal best time or simply managing to cross the finish line!

Although I have been involved with the event for several years, each year I am taken aback by the atmosphere. Runners of all ages and abilities challenge themselves whilst supporters cheer and clap along the route, and event officials and volunteers work hard to make it all happen. I personally think that the finish line by the side of the river Ness is the place to be. Here you can see the exhaustion, determination and then delight on each runner’s face. It’s wonderful to watch in amazement as some race to the line while others limp to the finish! What I most enjoy is hearing the roar of the crowd, watching the happy expressions of families and friends and witnessing the emotion of those taking part in memory of a loved one and raising funds for a charity close to their heart.”

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The perfect shaveWe would not want to be accused of ignoring the needs of the more delicate sex, men ‒ who have to endure something us ladies (mostly) escape ‒ the daily face shave. So, lets have a look at what makes for the perfect shave:

1: Steam ‒ Softening the bristles before a shave reduces the cutting force required to slice through the hairs. A steamy environment is the best softener of bristles. So a sink full of hot water should steam up the bathroom nicely.

2: Massage ‒ if you start by using a facial wash you not only degrease the skin but also the massaging action of your fi ngertips will lift the hairs and free any trapped hairs.

3: Go Softly ‒ most modern razors are designed to glide through the bristles so require very little pressure. If you are having to put in too much eff ort then it is time to replace your blade.

4: Protect Your Blade ‒ how long your blade lasts will depend on the density of your stubble and how often you shave but you should look to change the blade after around 14 shaves. To keep the blade in tip top condition you should not tap it out in the sink or clean it with an old toothbrush, simply rinse the razor thoroughly under a warm tap and store in an upright position.

5: Moisture, moisture, moisture ‒ the drier your skin the more ridges the razor will have to fi ght against. A well moisturised face will be much smoother and therefore easier to shave. Moisturising your face twice a day, after a shave and before bed, will have a noticeable and long-term benefi t on your shaving regime.

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The Filling Station8‒10 Academy Street, Inverness 01463 663360The Filling StationThe Filling Station8‒10 Academy Street, Inverness 01463 663360

I tend to think of The Filling Station as a ‘family restaurant’ rather than a place for grown ups to go for a quiet meal, but au contraire. Though I went in the the early evening and the food on off er is quite family friendly the place was fairly peaceable and there was not a sticky surface in sight. I don’t mean for that to sound derogatory to restaurants that appeal to families, I just mean that sometimes I think those large family chains could do more to make their establishments more acceptable to the adults who are paying the bill (sorry, bad experience at a well known pizza joint recently).

Anyway, back to The Filling Station with it’s elevated position off the road, booth seating and proximity to the railway station giving it a slightly Brief Encounter feel (that could just be me though). The atmosphere is all well and good but the food has to live up to it, so it is time to dive in.

My starter was Loaded Potato Skins. A generous sized portion for one, the potatoes were creamy and the cheddar cheese fi lling had not been skimped. An excellent sour cream dip on the side was also a good sized amount and of nice thick consistency. My partners starter of Goats Cheese Bruschetta was the real star of the two though. Four pieces of crispy bruschetta, again I think that is a very decent sized portion. Each piece loaded with Goats cheese, a delicious nut pesto, tomato, red onion and all served on a fresh rocket salad. I know you can say it is a simple dish and therefore hard to get wrong, but you would be surprised at how many restaurants do just that. I was delighted to fi nd a complexity of fl avours, textures and ingredients in this dish. So we were off to a good, if slightly full start.

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The Filling Station8‒10 Academy Street, Inverness 01463 663360The Filling StationThe Filling Station8‒10 Academy Street, Inverness 01463 663360

I tend to think of The Filling Station as a ‘family restaurant’ rather than a place for grown ups to go for a quiet meal, but au contraire. Though I went in the the early evening and the food on off er is quite family friendly the place was fairly peaceable and there was not a sticky surface in sight. I don’t mean for that to sound derogatory to restaurants that appeal to families, I just mean that sometimes I think those large family chains could do more to make their establishments more acceptable to the adults who are paying the bill (sorry, bad experience at a well known pizza joint recently).

Anyway, back to The Filling Station with it’s elevated position off the road, booth seating and proximity to the railway station giving it a slightly Brief Encounter feel (that could just be me though). The atmosphere is all well and good but the food has to live up to it, so it is time to dive in.

My starter was Loaded Potato Skins. A generous sized portion for one, the potatoes were creamy and the cheddar cheese fi lling had not been skimped. An excellent sour cream dip on the side was also a good sized amount and of nice thick consistency. My partners starter of Goats Cheese Bruschetta was the real star of the two though. Four pieces of crispy bruschetta, again I think that is a very decent sized portion. Each piece loaded with Goats cheese, a delicious nut pesto, tomato, red onion and all served on a fresh rocket salad. I know you can say it is a simple dish and therefore hard to get wrong, but you would be surprised at how many restaurants do just that. I was delighted to fi nd a complexity of fl avours, textures and ingredients in this dish. So we were off to a good, if slightly full start.

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town). On the side were some fairly standard, but fresh, skinny fries - if I get a choice I always choose fat fries though - also a red cabbage cream salad. I was expecting a spicy ketchup dip but the red cabbage was an added interest to the dish, so I was happy.

My partner’s main course was a rather marvellous New York Style Calzone (the old ‘inside out’ pizza). They do 4 diff erent fi llings, each more tempting than the next. He ordered the Californian and it arrived looking like a resplendent Cornish Pasty but was every bit the Italian/American classic. As promised it was stuff ed full of ingredients and the dough was soft with just enough bite to the outer shell. So no complaints from him, but I would have liked to see some salad with it.I feel I would not be doing the restaurant justice if I didn’t mention the extensive menu - all based on an American theme but does off er plenty of variety. Aside from the range of burgers and pizzas on off er, they also have a range of pasta dishes, fajitas, hot wraps and a tempting-sounding ‘Grills ‘n Thrills’ section with all the Ribeyes, Sirloins and Cajun or Piri Piri Chickens you could wish for.

What they don’t have however is a dessert menu. Don’t panic though, because they do serve a small, (and presumably ever changing?), selection of desserts which your server will be happy to relay to you. I chose the uninspired Chocolate Brownie, but it came with enough extras to give it a bit of pizzazz. The soft-rather-than-chewy brownie was covered in a chocolate sauce and sprinkled with chocolate covered honeycomb pieces, complimented by the honeycomb ice cream served on the side - a very nice touch - and the bowl of whipped cream did not go amiss either. So I felt justifi ed

in my slightly boring choice. My partner went for the more ‘out there’ Peanut Butter Cheesecake, also served with honeycomb ice cream and whipped cream, but he felt maybe a tad bit less rewarded than me. The cheesecake was just a little bland, tasting neither of peanut butter or anything much else. It was very creamy, but not very sweet, so certainly not to everyone’s taste.

The servers were a small but hard working, friendly, bunch and we were well looked after. I would describe the pace of service as leisurely rather than slow and I am aware that most diners like to take time over their meals, so I am not complaining.

They do a 2 course menu for £10.95 - available after 5pm Sun- Fri, which is good value - and you can add a dessert for just £3.

It certainly does what it says on the tin, as I was indeed full, but also pleasantly surprised. The Pleasantly Surprised Filling Station isn’t as catchy I suppose.

As early evening turned to night the lighting in the restaurant dimmed, giving it much more of a cosy, intimate ambiance and as I studied the fabulous cocktail menu on off er I could quite easily have settled in for a night of Sex on the Beach (it’s a cocktail people!)

Price for 2: £31.95 (exc. drinks)

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1: Exterior/Location ..........................82: Interior/Atmosphere .....................83: Staff–Appearance ........................84: Staff–Helpfulness .........................95: Speed Of Service .........................76: Food–Presentation .......................77: Food–Quality ................................88: Food–Value ..................................89: Menu–Range/Balance/Clarity ......910: Toilets–Appearance/Cleanliness 7

TOTAL: 79%


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town). On the side were some fairly standard, but fresh, skinny fries - if I get a choice I always choose fat fries though - also a red cabbage cream salad. I was expecting a spicy ketchup dip but the red cabbage was an added interest to the dish, so I was happy.

My partner’s main course was a rather marvellous New York Style Calzone (the old ‘inside out’ pizza). They do 4 diff erent fi llings, each more tempting than the next. He ordered the Californian and it arrived looking like a resplendent Cornish Pasty but was every bit the Italian/American classic. As promised it was stuff ed full of ingredients and the dough was soft with just enough bite to the outer shell. So no complaints from him, but I would have liked to see some salad with it.I feel I would not be doing the restaurant justice if I didn’t mention the extensive menu - all based on an American theme but does off er plenty of variety. Aside from the range of burgers and pizzas on off er, they also have a range of pasta dishes, fajitas, hot wraps and a tempting-sounding ‘Grills ‘n Thrills’ section with all the Ribeyes, Sirloins and Cajun or Piri Piri Chickens you could wish for.

What they don’t have however is a dessert menu. Don’t panic though, because they do serve a small, (and presumably ever changing?), selection of desserts which your server will be happy to relay to you. I chose the uninspired Chocolate Brownie, but it came with enough extras to give it a bit of pizzazz. The soft-rather-than-chewy brownie was covered in a chocolate sauce and sprinkled with chocolate covered honeycomb pieces, complimented by the honeycomb ice cream served on the side - a very nice touch - and the bowl of whipped cream did not go amiss either. So I felt justifi ed

in my slightly boring choice. My partner went for the more ‘out there’ Peanut Butter Cheesecake, also served with honeycomb ice cream and whipped cream, but he felt maybe a tad bit less rewarded than me. The cheesecake was just a little bland, tasting neither of peanut butter or anything much else. It was very creamy, but not very sweet, so certainly not to everyone’s taste.

The servers were a small but hard working, friendly, bunch and we were well looked after. I would describe the pace of service as leisurely rather than slow and I am aware that most diners like to take time over their meals, so I am not complaining.

They do a 2 course menu for £10.95 - available after 5pm Sun- Fri, which is good value - and you can add a dessert for just £3.

It certainly does what it says on the tin, as I was indeed full, but also pleasantly surprised. The Pleasantly Surprised Filling Station isn’t as catchy I suppose.

As early evening turned to night the lighting in the restaurant dimmed, giving it much more of a cosy, intimate ambiance and as I studied the fabulous cocktail menu on off er I could quite easily have settled in for a night of Sex on the Beach (it’s a cocktail people!)

Price for 2: £31.95 (exc. drinks)

44

ICA RATING

1: Exterior/Location ..........................82: Interior/Atmosphere .....................83: Staff–Appearance ........................84: Staff–Helpfulness .........................95: Speed Of Service .........................76: Food–Presentation .......................77: Food–Quality ................................88: Food–Value ..................................89: Menu–Range/Balance/Clarity ......910: Toilets–Appearance/Cleanliness 7

TOTAL: 79%


DAY ONE: Wed 06 Nov19.15 Gravity 3D Opening Night Gala SP19.30 � Kill Your Darlings SP20.00 � Dom Hemingway SP21.45 � Vanishing Waves SP

DAY TWO: Thu 07 Nov11.00 � Short Docs (inc Central Station Sofi a, Nae Pasaran, Swallow, Simply Complex, Buffalo Dreams)

13.00 � The Celluloid Man14.00 � Beyond The Haar (plays with Last Sunday)

18.00 � Leviathan18.15 � Parkland SP19.45 � Computer Chess SP20.30 � Jeune & Jolie SP21.30 � Big Bad Wolves SP

DAY THREE: Fri 08 Nov13.00 � Short Cuts 1 (inc Little Brother, end of message, Stay The Same, Radio Silence, 82)

15.00 � Easy Rider15.30 � Meeting Leila SP17.30 � Amnesty SP18.00 � Big Sur UKP18.15 � The Missing Picture19.15 � My Sweet Pepper Land SP20.00 � Blue Is The Warmest Colour20.15 � All Is Lost SP21.15 � Blood Pressure UKP

DAY FOUR: Sat 09 Nov12.00 � Short Cuts 2 (inc Getting on, The Last Piper, Joy Ride, Liar, Betrayal, Snap)

14.00 � First Shoots of Sundanese Cinema (inc Cinema Behind Bars, Nomads, Number 12, In Search Of Hip-Hop)

14.30 � A Messenger From The Shadows (plays with Le Matin) UKP16.00 � Tall As The Boabab Tree SP17.30 � Floating Skyscrapers SP18.00 � Blackbird19.30 � Kin 20.00 � We Are The Best20.15 � I Declare War SP

DAY FIVE: Sun 10 Nov12.00 � Reappropriated Cinema Short Cuts (inc G/R/E/A/S/E, Film Quartet/Polyframe, 2~1: A Space Cut, Crystal World, Audition, Life Is An Opinion; Fire A Fact, I Choose Darkness, Rear Window Timelapse, Funny Games Ghost)

14.00 � A Masque Of Madness (plays with Crystal World) UKP14.30 � Marius (double bill with Fanny @ 16.45)

15.00 � Fill The Void SP16.45 � Fanny17.00 � The Patience Stone SP17.15 � Kiss The Water19.00 � Dummy Jim19.15 � Nebraska SP19.45 Don Jon Closing Night Film SP

Wednesday 06–Sunday 10 Nov Wednesday 06–Sunday 10 Nov Wednesday 06–Sunday 10 Nov

KEY: � HIGHLIGHTS� LATE NIGHT THRILLS� SHORT DOCS� DOCUMENTARY� NEW SCOTTISH CINEMA� SHORT CUTSBox Offi ce 01463 234 234

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DAY ONE: Wed 06 Nov19.15 Gravity 3D Opening Night Gala SP19.30 � Kill Your Darlings SP20.00 � Dom Hemingway SP21.45 � Vanishing Waves SP

DAY TWO: Thu 07 Nov11.00 � Short Docs (inc Central Station Sofi a, Nae Pasaran, Swallow, Simply Complex, Buffalo Dreams)

13.00 � The Celluloid Man14.00 � Beyond The Haar (plays with Last Sunday)

18.00 � Leviathan18.15 � Parkland SP19.45 � Computer Chess SP20.30 � Jeune & Jolie SP21.30 � Big Bad Wolves SP

DAY THREE: Fri 08 Nov13.00 � Short Cuts 1 (inc Little Brother, end of message, Stay The Same, Radio Silence, 82)

15.00 � Easy Rider15.30 � Meeting Leila SP17.30 � Amnesty SP18.00 � Big Sur UKP18.15 � The Missing Picture19.15 � My Sweet Pepper Land SP20.00 � Blue Is The Warmest Colour20.15 � All Is Lost SP21.15 � Blood Pressure UKP

DAY FOUR: Sat 09 Nov12.00 � Short Cuts 2 (inc Getting on, The Last Piper, Joy Ride, Liar, Betrayal, Snap)

14.00 � First Shoots of Sundanese Cinema (inc Cinema Behind Bars, Nomads, Number 12, In Search Of Hip-Hop)

14.30 � A Messenger From The Shadows (plays with Le Matin) UKP16.00 � Tall As The Boabab Tree SP17.30 � Floating Skyscrapers SP18.00 � Blackbird19.30 � Kin 20.00 � We Are The Best20.15 � I Declare War SP

DAY FIVE: Sun 10 Nov12.00 � Reappropriated Cinema Short Cuts (inc G/R/E/A/S/E, Film Quartet/Polyframe, 2~1: A Space Cut, Crystal World, Audition, Life Is An Opinion; Fire A Fact, I Choose Darkness, Rear Window Timelapse, Funny Games Ghost)

14.00 � A Masque Of Madness (plays with Crystal World) UKP14.30 � Marius (double bill with Fanny @ 16.45)

15.00 � Fill The Void SP16.45 � Fanny17.00 � The Patience Stone SP17.15 � Kiss The Water19.00 � Dummy Jim19.15 � Nebraska SP19.45 Don Jon Closing Night Film SP

Wednesday 06–Sunday 10 Nov Wednesday 06–Sunday 10 Nov Wednesday 06–Sunday 10 Nov

KEY: � HIGHLIGHTS� LATE NIGHT THRILLS� SHORT DOCS� DOCUMENTARY� NEW SCOTTISH CINEMA� SHORT CUTSBox Offi ce 01463 234 234

� REAPPROPRIATED CINEMA� MIDDLE EASTERN LANDSCAPES� WORLD CINEMA� FILM EVENTUKP UK PREMIERESP SCOTTISH PREMIEREeden-court.co.uk

www.invernessfi lmfestival.com

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Documents

box office

daniel radcliffe

inverness film festival

daniel auteuil

jude law

festival website

boris karloff

richard e grant