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How to Write, or Not to Write, for PowerPoint By Simon Drake simondrake.com Text © Simon Drake 2010 With illustrations from Dante’s Inferno

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How to Write, or Not to Write, for PowerPoint , with illustrations from Dante's Inferno, explains in 13 comic and easy slides how to write slide shows.

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Page 1: How to Write, or Not to Write, for  PowerPoint

How to Write, or Not to Write, for PowerPoint

By Simon Drakesimondrake.com

Text © Simon Drake 2010

With illustrations from Dante’s Inferno

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How to Write, or Not to Write, for PowerPoint. Text © 2010 Simon Drake. simondrake.com 2

Remember:PowerPoint is

Painful

People will do anything to escape a presentation, so save them…

We want to be engaged, not spoken to.And we’ve seen all the PowerPoint tricks in

the known Universe.

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But there is Hope.

Short snappy sentences make an impact.Poignant images spark our imagination.Visualise a story and we are with you.

H eaven? Hel l ?LifeLife

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Words are Winged

Weapons

Keep the sentences simple, yet,Punctuate your sales pitch with grandiose,

verbose, exquisite & extraordinary adjectives not read aloud since the early 19th Century.

Variety of words are the spices of languages.

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How to Write, or Not to Write, for PowerPoint. Text © 2010 Simon Drake. simondrake.com 5

1 Slide per Unique Selling

Point

Spare your actual Unique Selling Points.Don’t crowd too many together… It’s the (breathing & thinking) space around

your concepts and Unique Selling Points that makes them stand apart.

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How to Write, or Not to Write, for PowerPoint. Text © 2010 Simon Drake. simondrake.com 6

Creativity is Dangerous,

So Use It

Never underestimate your audience.

They’re smarter than You.Stretch their minds with concepts and ideas –

they’ll respect you for waking them up.

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Oh no, Font Size and Type!

Oh yes, we can’t read your invaluable presentation because we’re:♠ Over 30 & squinting like we’re 80, or

♠ Staring at your laptop on a 63° angle, or

♠ Maybe because we’re un-inspired.

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Time to Get Crazy?

No.

Large fonts, clean cut lines and distinctive colors for formatting are the key.

Fancy fonts & too many colors give people major migraines. Make their life easier.

Spread your message with finesse, not an over designed mess.

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How to Write, or Not to Write, for PowerPoint. Text © 2010 Simon Drake. simondrake.com 9

And…Well…

Talk

Never present something you can’t present without a PowerPoint presentation.

Your cheery face is entertainment, the presentation is what people look at when they’re bored of looking at you.

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But… What about a Stand Alone Presentation (like this one)

PowerPoint Dialogue Ingredients are: ♠ 1 x Solid Concept with Summaries

♠ A sprinkling of Humor or Apocalyptic Awe,

♠ A fusion of the Visual and Straightforward,

♠ Baked with a High Degree of Confidence.

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But I have so much

more to say!

We all do. Use one-liners for the messages.The thrust of your argument, sadly, must be in

easy to skim bullet points.For back-up material, add it at the end of your

presentation and be sure it’s Print Friendly.

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Got it, Team?

Engage us

Design for us

Know your stuff

And don’t forget to

include some hard facts at

the end!

Above: Dante Alighieri (1265–1321), delivering some sound judgment.

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Appendix: Dante’s Inferno

Inferno is Italian for ‘Hell’, and is the name of the first part of Dante Alighieri's fourteenth-century epic poem ‘Divine Comedy’.

It follows the not very comic journey of Dante through a very vivid medieval concept of Hell. Fortunately, our intrepid Dante is guided by the chummy Roman poet Virgil.

Hell is charmingly depicted as only nine circles of suffering located within the Earth. Allegorically the ‘Divine Comedy’ may represent the passing of the soul to God, where the Inferno acts as the recognition and rejection of sin.

The illustration on the top right shows Satan trapped in the central frozen zone in the Ninth Circle of Hell, pondering how he/she could have improved his PowerPoint presentation.

Alas, with all good things, you only get one shot at them.

Slide #12: Hmph!

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The End

FYI: Slide #12 really impressed me!

Awesome! (Time to close this sale)