HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS 101

AN EDUCATIONAL PRESENTATION

BEFORE YOU START• Plan things out• Find a topic to talk about• No it cannot be about:

1.Computers2.Mountain Dew3.Video Games4.Indoor Pluming

1.  Know about this topic1.Research, research, research• Wikipedia is your friend• Urban Dictionary is your "BFF"• (Best Friend Forever)

• Learn about the modern girl• Jersey Shore• Lady "Ga" "Ga"• BBMing• The Face Books

Girls like Justin Bieber

FINDING A GIRL• Girls can be found in many places

o Starbuckso Mallo John Stamos Anythings

• Girls can NOT be found in many placeso Gamestopo 4chano Beef jerky marto Monster truck shenanigans

• Get one that is "dateable"• Rule of thumb

o "If she has a working everything,            she's out of your league"                                       -Mallory Merryman                                       Ultimate Womanizer

Girl in your league

GOING UP TO A GIRL FOR THE 1ST TIME

• Pick a conversation topic• Stick to topic

o Unless she changes it• Make her laugh

o Review jokes in your head Don't laugh at them

o Funny stories = Goodo Jokes w/ punchline = Bad

• Avoid awkwardnesso Don't stare at ANYTHINGo Compliment hero Compliment only what you

would your mom• Act cool• That means you don't get nervous

Out of your league BTW

MAKING CONVERSATION• Only this | | much like computers• It's nothing like using Photoshop

o There's no GUIo No wiki to help you

• Maybe it's a bit like Flasho Don't take that literally

• Listen to her• Please listen to her• Seriously• Believe me, she knows/cares about your

o Magic cardso Excitment for a videogameo Love of Neil Patrick Harris

• It isn't always about you• Or your new graphics card

Stock footage FTW

IF YOU DON'T MESS UP

• Congratso Mozel Tov

• Keep up what you're doing• Don't change too much• Listen to the girl• Avoid "just a joke" girls• Get sammiches• Respect her• Keep talking

o Talking is good/important• Make sure she isn't a musician

o If she is, she'll write songs behind your back• Have fun

o Not too much fun

IF YOU THINK SHE'S "THE ONE"

She isn't

JK LOL, SHE COULD BE...

• I really don't know what to do• Remember this is just "talking" to girls• So here is some pictures of pretty girls (in your league)

IMAGE REFREENSES

Justin Bieber Girl

Arrow Girl

Barrack

Zombie

Broken Arm

Lady GaGa

http://www.flickr.com/photos/48772730@N04/4583683662/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/arcticpuppy/4781365464/sizes/o/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/outofluck/3620374942/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jurvetson/1341978643/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mislav-marohnic/3834948288/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/lquiles29/4695273969/http://www.flickr.com/photos/loritingey/4255484560/

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