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HOW TO SERVE UR DOG TO TOTAL ETERNAL REST H

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For centuries people have been trying their level best to keep

their best friends, the doggies happy. But no one since 109

B.C. have actually succeeded in this task. So now for the

first time, I am here to solve your problem. I travelled allacross the world to find these 10 priceless facts

{**RESPECT**}. So, for the first time in the history of dogs,

here it is

1. MAINTAIN GOOD AND COSY ENVIRONMENT

The first protection a dog has against the elements is his coat. A dog can feel very hot if kept naked, so it is your responsibility to keep it in a refrigerator. Or if you are poor then make sureyou make it eat ice cubes every minute. It might oppose that but that·s for its own good. And if you can·t afford to do that too, then screw you! Kill the dog and try to keep your children alive.

MR. ALLIVE tried our techniques, and he is one hell of a happy admirer.

2. MAK E SURE IT GETS THE BEST DRINK EVER

The most important and cheapest nutrient you can give your dog is water. So there is no need to give him water. You can give him petrol; diesel or even hair oil is good. Dogs specially likedrinking shampoo and soap water.



3. K EEP IT AWAY FROM DISEASES

Dog like to drink water from toilet bowls and pots. This can make them sick so as the owner. This can be easily controlled but putting some poison in the toilet bowl. Believe me it teaches a good lesson.



4. FEED A HIGH QUALITY PET FOOD.

Their diet consists of nothing but dog food and drinks(discussed earlier), with one notableexception. When any dog have a birthday, he can eat hamburgers. According to I.D.F.A.(International dog food association) here are the food that dogs like most.

FOOD NAME DOGGY LIKING FACTOR

1. Leather 6.0 2. Wood 8.1

3. Plastic 8.24. Marble 8.6

5. Thermocol 9.6

6. Ketchup \m/

5. MAINTAIN PROPER BODY WEIGHT.

J ust like humans, being overweight is not healthy for your dog. Obesity leads to heart disease,skeletal problems, diabetes and low energy. Your dog will look and feel better if you maintain him at a proper weight.

To reduce your dog·s weight, You can get it operated if you are very rich or there are certain easier ways to do it too like ~

1) Throw it in front of a car.

2) Shot him at the exact spot from where you want him to lose weight

3) Easiest way, don·t give it anything to eat for rest of his life.

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6. EXERCISE YOUR DOG REGULAR LY.

Exercise is part of a healthy lifestyle for dogs and people. The best and easiest exercise is walking or running with your dog. So obviously you don·t want him to do that. Instead you can make him

jump from the roof, cliff, bridge, pool ramp, ship·s dock, plane, into crusher plant, volcano etc.

Yoga is also another awesome technique and works very effectively for dogs.



7. PLAY WITH YOUR DOG DAILY.

Dogs were never meant to spend their entire lives alone in the backyard or anywhere else. Like people, they need companionship to thrive. They need to feel they are welcome and useful members of their pack. And they need to play. And point to be noted, according to W.D.S.A.(world dog survey association) 99% dogs listed out some games they like to play.

GAMES DOGGY LIKING FACTOR

1) Karate kid 7.02) Kung fu panda 7.13) Kill bill 7.7 4) Who is who·s bitch 8.6 5) Shot·em dead 9.06) P oison-poison 9.97) C at fight \m/

8. K EEP YOU DOG UNDER YOUR CONTROL ATALL TIMES.

To understand how your dog thinks, I strongly recommend a book by P atricia Mc C onnell, P h.D.called THE OTHER END OF THE LEASH. This book will give you a wonderful insight into your dog·s mind and help you understand why your dog does what he/she does. You can also pick up more tips by listening to P atricia Mc C onnell·s weekly N P R radio program called C ALLING ALLP ETS. Her website is www.dogsbestfriendtraining.com



Now, hes hell of a happy dog.

9. GIVE YOUR DOG A PURPOSE

No dog, likes to hang around all day and do nothing. Bored dogs can become a nuisance and bark a lot or get into trouble around the house. It is up to you to evaluate your dog and give her something reasonable to do based on her size, aptitude, motivation and personality. And if your dog is too lame then you can get her/him a bf/gf or a cat.

Remember your dog performs its task voluntarily so always, always provide leadership by praising the dog when she has completed her job.



10. SINCERELY FOLLOW THE ABOVE DISCUSSED POINTS



There are many consequenses if you don·t follow the above points correctely , like your dog may die, turninto a complete psycho etc. etc.

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