How to Have a Bad Hair Day.

Every Day.

Before. How fast can you say ROOTS?

D-Day: actual footage not found

* My face is not Keira Knightly’s face

List of THINGS WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT:

#1. This

1 month later

(it was really windy okay stfu gimme a break)

3 Months After. Coiffed back-comb eleganza.

A relatively happy phase.

The “I cannot put it all into a ponytail and it’s driving me crazy” phase.

Month 4

Month 7

(ponytail status was achieved this month as well)

Month 8: A somewhat passable mullet

AKA: please don’t look at the back of my head.

10 months later These last 2 are after a 0.5” trim and adding some side-bangs

Present. Considering a wig.