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“One Man’s Opinion”

Part IOK, it’s getting stranger. Last time I wrote about the city’s newsmoking ordnance. (It’s printed again in this issue). Now I’ve beenreading about some states looking into “Distracted Pedestrians”. Yes, walking down street or run-ning through the park while wearing headphones, may cause you to get fined. Texting is also in-cluded in some of these proposed offenses. Can you believe texting while walking may get youfined? Some states are even considering fines for bicyclists for wearing headphones. What’s next,roller skaters, skate boards, wheelie sneakers?

So if you’re walking down the street while listening to B.B. King while texting your brother, whilesmoking a cigarette and past by the front door of a public building you may go to the penitentiaryor get assigned to the chain gang. I’m being facetious of course, but it seems that government isgetting a tad too intrusive in our personal lives. Or is it some unwanted attempt to protect us fromourselves? Where does free will and the exercising of common sense end and the imposed govern-ment structure on our daily lives begin?

I understand the ban on texting while driving. I don’t want Brittany Whitebread barreling down I-16while texting “Ewww” to her BFF, Ashley Cheerface. Controlling a two ton vehicle at 60 miles perhour is a long way from Leroy Homeboy on his bicycle on Bull Street listening to Ella Fitzgerald.What’s next, no wearing headphones on the swings or jungle gym? No texting while on the merry-go-round?

I am not anti-government, anti-police, anti-law or anti-order, but I am against law, government,police, inspectors, analysts, appraisers, examiners, investigators, observers, assessors and/orregulators; intruding and scrutinizing the nuances and intricacies of my personal life.

Part IIGreen Bay 28, Steelers 24.

Just, One Man’s Opinion.“Live Long and Prosper”

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher

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CALISIA PULLEY DANIEL S. BROWN



Laughs

My mother was away all weekend at a business con-

ference. During a break, she decided to call home

collect.

My six-year-old brother picked up the phone and

heard a stranger's voice say, "We have a Marcia onthe line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging

outside screaming, "Dad! They've got Mom! And they

want money!"

A little boy was afraid of dark. One night his mother

told him to go out to the back porch and bring her the

broom. The little boy turned to his mother and said,

"Mama, I don't want to go out there. It's dark."

The mother smiled reassuringly at her son. you don't

have to be afraid of the dark," she explained. "Jesus isout there He'll look after you and protect you."

The little boy looked at his mother real hard andasked, "Are you sure he's out there?"

"Yes, I'm sure . He is everywhere, and he is alwaysready to help you when you need him." she said.

The little boy thought about that for a minute and

then went to the back door and cracked it a little.Peering out into the darkness, he called, "Jesus? If

you're out there, would you please hand me the

broom?"

The road by my house was in bad condi-

tion. Every day I dodged potholes on the

way to work, so I was relieved to see a

construction crew working on the road one morning.

Later, on my way home, I noticed the men

were gone and no improvement in the

road. But where the crew had been work-

ing stood a new, bright-yellow sign with

the words "Rough Road."

Laughs

One of Microsoft's finest technicians was

drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle

range, he was given some instruction, a rifle,

and bullets. He fired several shots at the tar-

get. The report came from the target area that

all attempts had completely missed the target.

The technician looked at his rifle, and then at

the target. He looked at the rifle again, and

then at the target again. He put his finger over

the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the

trigger with his other hand. The end of his

finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled

toward the target area, "It's leaving here just

fine, the trouble must be at your end!"

A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.

Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!"

Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow."

Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."

I rode home with a female coworker about five years ago. I

asked her to wait for me while I used the ATM machine. She

asked if I trusted "those people."

"People *who*?" I asked?

She said, "The ATM operates by having a person inside the box.

Every time you put in your card, he takes it, looks at it, andchecks his paper files and folders for your account number. Here

he can find your PIN and check the balance. This person then

asks you to ENTER your PIN, cross checks it, and if all

matches, you can proceed. If not, he keeps your card.

"If you ask for a statement, he types it from his books and you

get the printout. If you ask for a withdrawal, he checks the bal-

ance and any restrictions, and if all is ok, gives you the amount.

He *then* calls all of the other branches and ATMs, tells them

how much you've withdrawn, so they can update *their* books.

"Wonder where they find all those little people at??"



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Laughs

Late one night I stopped at one of those

24-hour gas station mini-marts to get

myself a fresh-brewed cup of coffee.

When I picked up the pot, I could not

help noticing that the brew was as black as asphalt and just about as thick.

"How old is the coffee you have here?"

I asked the woman who was standing

behind the store counter. She shrugged.

"I don't know. I've only been working

here two weeks."

The following are actual medical records

[supposedly] taken from patients' actual medi-

cal charts...

-- The patient was in his usual state of good

health until his airplane ran out of gas and

crashed.

-- I saw your patient today, who is still under

our car for physical therapy.

-- The patient lives at home with his mother, fa-

ther, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in

day care three times a week.

-- She is numb from her toes down.

-- While in the emergency room, she was exam-

ined, X-rated and sent home.

-- The lab test indicated abnormal lover func- tion.

-- Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.

-- Patient was alert and unresponsive.

-- When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the

room.

Laughs

A golf pro dragged himself into the club-

house looking as though he'd just escaped a

tornado.

"What's wrong?" a woman asked.

"I just lost a game to Houlihan," the pro said.

"What? But Houlihan's the worst player I've

ever seen. How could he have beaten you?"

"He tricked me," the pro said. "On the first

tee, he asked for a handicap. I told him he

could have 30, 40, 50 strokes- any handicap

he wanted.

He said, 'Just give me two gotchas."

"What's a gotcha?" asked the woman. "That's

what I wanted to know," the pro said.

"Houlihan said, 'You'll see.' Then, as I was

teeing off, just as I had my club poised, he

screamed out 'Gotcha!'"

"I can guess what happened," the woman

said.

"Sure," the pro said. "The scream threw me

off, and I missed the ball completely."

"Understandable," the woman said. "But still,

that's only one swing. How did he win the

game?"

The pro answered, "You try swinging at a

golf ball all day while waiting for that second

'gotcha!'"



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Laughs

A tom cat and a tabby catwere courting on a back

fence at night.

The tom leaned over to the

tabby with pent up passion

and purred... "I'll die for

you!"

The tabby gazed at himfrom under lowered eye

lids and asked, "How

many times?"



Laughs

What Do Most People Do on a Date?

"On the first date, they just tell each other

lies, and that usually gets them interested

enough to go for a second date." -Martin, tenyears old

"Many daters just eat pork chops and french

fries and talk about love." -Craig, nine years

old

When Is It Okay to Kiss Someone?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you haveenough bucks to buy her a ring and her own

VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the

wedding." -Allan, ten years old

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big

embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If

nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it

with a handsome boy, but just for a few

hours." -Kally, nine years old

The Great Debate: Is It Better to Be Single

or Married?

"You should ask the people who read Cos-

mopolitan" -Kirsten, ten years old

"It's better for girls to be single but not for

boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after

them" -Anita, nine years old

"It gives me a headache to think about that

stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of

trouble." -Will, seven years old

Laughs

A Kids View on Marriage

What Exactly Is Marriage?

"Marriage is when you get to keep your girl

and don't have to give her back to her parents"-Eric, six years old

"When somebody's been dating for a while,

the boy might propose to the girl. He says to

her, 'I'll take you for a whole life, or at least

until we have kids and get divorced, but you

got to do one particular thing for me.' Then she

says yes, but she's wondering what the thing is

and whether it's naughty or not. She can't wait

to find out." -Anita, nine years old

How Does a Person Decide Whom to marry?

"You flip a nickel, and heads means you stay

with him and tails means you try the next

one." -Kelly, nine years old

"My mother says to look for a man who is

kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody

who's kinda tall and handsome." -Carolyn,eight years old

Concerning the Proper Age to Get Married

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going

to find me a wife" -Bert, five years old

How Did Your Mom and Dad Meet?

"They were at a dance party at a friend'shouse. Then they went for a drive, but their car

broke down...It was a good thing, because it

gave them a chance to find out about their val-

ues." -Lottie, nine years old

"My father was doing some strange chores for

my mother. They won't tell me what kind." -

Jeremy, eight years old



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Laughs

A stewardess was getting very an-

noyed by 3 little children on the

plane. They had been bugging her

since take-off, complaining that they

were hungry or bored or tired orthirsty or needed to go to the bath-

room and whatever else you could

imagine a small child commenting

and complaining about.

Well, the stewardess had had enough.

The next time the children said that

they were bored, the stewardess told

them to go play outside.

A little boy was attending his first

wedding with the family..

After the service, a cousin wondered

aloud, "I wonder how many women

can a man marry?"

"Sixteen," volunteered Jenni's boy.

The cousin was amazed that the boy

had figured it out so quickly and

asked, "How do you know that for

sure?"

"Easy," Jenni's boy said. "All you

have to do is add it up, didn't you

hear the preacher say: 'Four for

better, four for worse, four richer,

and four poorer,' and that makes

sixteen "



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