hom123 - adventures in sitting on babies

HOM123 Adventures in Sitting on Babies

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DialogRando-1: We're all, like, gonna die!

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DialogOh : Touchdown!

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DialogOh : Ooooh I wonder who that is! --

DialogOh : I hope it is someone nice. ......

DialogOh : I hope it is someone nice. .....

DialogOh : I hope it is someone nice. ....

DialogOh : I hope it is someone nice. ...

DialogOh : I hope it is someone nice. ..

DialogOh : I hope it is someone nice. .

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DialogOh : K-Trong! --

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DialogOh : -- To what do we owe the honor of being invaded? ....

DialogOh : -- To what do we owe the honor of being invaded? ...

DialogOh : -- To what do we owe the honor of being invaded? ..

DialogOh : -- To what do we owe the honor of being invaded? .

DialogOh : -- To what do we owe the honor of being invaded?

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DialogOh : Awwwww, K-Trong... --

DialogOh : -- Yes I can imagine is it tough being a Single Dad.

DialogOh : I am so sorry that as a Single Dad you have no had time to volunteer for the Kaloothian Orphan Foundation. --

DialogOh : -- I do know how much you care about Orphans.

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DialogOh : Awww please don't cry... --

DialogOh : -- Uh, --

DialogOh : --um, --

DialogOh : -- is thereeee --

DialogOh : -- anything we can do to help?

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DialogOh : Oh no no, I am sorry I am so sorry. -- ..

DialogOh : Oh no no, I am sorry I am so sorry. -- .

DialogOh : Oh no no, I am sorry I am so sorry. --

DialogOh : -- What you are requesting --

DialogOh : -- we cannot handle.

DialogTip : Can't handle what? We can handle anything. There ain't anything we can't handle. We handle so many things they call us Team Handles-A-Lot! -- .....

DialogTip : Can't handle what? We can handle anything. There ain't anything we can't handle. We handle so many things they call us Team Handles-A-Lot! -- ....

DialogTip : Can't handle what? We can handle anything. There ain't anything we can't handle. We handle so many things they call us Team Handles-A-Lot! -- ...

DialogTip : Can't handle what? We can handle anything. There ain't anything we can't handle. We handle so many things they call us Team Handles-A-Lot! -- ..

DialogTip : Can't handle what? We can handle anything. There ain't anything we can't handle. We handle so many things they call us Team Handles-A-Lot! -- .

DialogTip : Can't handle what? We can handle anything. There ain't anything we can't handle. We handle so many things they call us Team Handles-A-Lot! --

DialogTip : -- Whatchu got little man?

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DialogTip : AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

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(SFX : Cute baby goat noises like https://youtu.be/wMEOzUdxHs4?t=49s)

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DialogTip : You want us to babysit for you! --

DialogTip : -- Don't worry we will take -- ..

DialogTip : -- Don't worry we will take -- .

DialogTip : -- Don't worry we will take --

DialogK-Trong : (FREEDOM!) ......

DialogK-Trong : (FREEDOM!) ....

DialogK-Trong : (FREEDOM!) ...

DialogK-Trong : (FREEDOM!) ..

DialogK-Trong : (FREEDOM!) .

DialogK-Trong : (FREEDOM!)

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DialogTip : THIS IS AWESOME! --

DialogTip : -- We're gonna babysit you little Gorgies sooo goooooood! ...

DialogTip : -- We're gonna babysit you little Gorgies sooo goooooood! ..

DialogTip : -- We're gonna babysit you little Gorgies sooo goooooood! .

DialogTip : -- We're gonna babysit you little Gorgies sooo goooooood!

DialogOh : Tips, --

DialogOh : -- We should not be sitting on babies.

DialogTip : You goob. ..

DialogTip : You goob. .

DialogTip : You goob.

DialogTip : We're not literally gonna sit on babies. --

DialogTip : -- although their heads ARE like tiny pillows ... --

DialogTip : -- We're just gonna take care of them for a while.

DialogOh : But we Boov are raised in pods and therefore --

DialogOh : -- have no natural instincts forto --

DialogOh : -- childcaring.

DialogTip : We'll be good, dude. --

DialogTip : -- Trust me, --

DialogTip : -- I've taken care of LOADS of stuff before!

DialogTip : -- my cactus, --

DialogTip : -- Pig, --

DialogPig : *pained mrow*

DialogTip : -- Lucy's goldfish, --

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DialogTip : -- and my DigiBaby Rutherford --

DialogTip : -- just to name a few!

DialogRutherford : Helppppp meeeeeee....

DialogTip : I know exactly what growing babies need! ..

DialogTip : I know exactly what growing babies need! .

DialogTip : I know exactly what growing babies need!

DialogOh : Optimal nutrition?

DialogTip : No, silly!

DialogT : FUN! .

DialogT : FUN!

DialogOh : Ooooh, what could be more fun than --

DialogOh : -- optimal nutrition?

DialogTip :Only the funnest place ever invented IN THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE... .......

DialogTip :Only the funnest place ever invented IN THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE... ......

DialogTip :Only the funnest place ever invented IN THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE... .....

DialogTip :Only the funnest place ever invented IN THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE... ....

DialogTip :Only the funnest place ever invented IN THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE... ...

DialogTip :Only the funnest place ever invented IN THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE... ..

DialogTip :Only the funnest place ever invented IN THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE... .

DialogTip :Only the funnest place ever invented IN THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE...

DialogTip : -- LUCKY CHEESE!

Notesmusic : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQhqikWnQCU

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DialogGame: Gib mir mehr! .

DialogGame: Gib mir mehr!

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DialogTip: My mom used to take me here all the time when I was little. -- ..

DialogTip: My mom used to take me here all the time when I was little. -- .

DialogTip: My mom used to take me here all the time when I was little. --

DialogTip: -- There's more fun here than you Gorgs can cram into your tiny, adorable faces! -- .

DialogTip: -- There's more fun here than you Gorgs can cram into your tiny, adorable faces! --

DialogTip: -- GASP! --

DialogTip: -- My favorite game!

DialogTip : Cuckoo CLOCK CRUSSSH! ....

DialogTip : Cuckoo CLOCK CRUSSSH! ...

DialogTip : Cuckoo CLOCK CRUSSSH! ..

DialogTip : Cuckoo CLOCK CRUSSSH! .

DialogTip : Cuckoo CLOCK CRUSSSH!

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DialogTip : Awwwww --

DialogTip : Well, you babies are a little too young for that game. -- ..

DialogTip : Well, you babies are a little too young for that game. -- .

DialogTip : Well, you babies are a little too young for that game. --

DialogTip : -- But this ride is perfect for you! -- ..

DialogTip : -- But this ride is perfect for you! -- .

DialogTip : -- But this ride is perfect for you! --

DialogTip : -- It shakes! -- .

DialogTip : -- It shakes! --

DialogTip : -- Babies like anything that shakes. ..

DialogTip : -- Babies like anything that shakes. .

DialogTip : -- Babies like anything that shakes.

DialogTip : Here you go, little guys. -- ...

DialogTip : Here you go, little guys. -- ..

DialogTip : Here you go, little guys. -- .

DialogTip : Here you go, little guys. --

DialogTip : -- aaaaand, safety first! ..

DialogTip : -- aaaaand, safety first! .

DialogTip : -- aaaaand, safety first!

DialogTip : Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee --

DialogV/O : machen Sie sich bereit fr ein --

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Tip : eeeeet ready for an -- .....


Tip : eeeeet ready for an -- ....


Tip : eeeeet ready for an -- ...


Tip : eeeeet ready for an -- ..


Tip : eeeeet ready for an -- .


Tip : eeeeet ready for an --

DialogTip & VO : -- unglaubliches abenteuer! .

DialogTip & VO : -- unglaubliches abenteuer!

DialogV/O & Tip : dei zewi eins, --

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DialogV/O : BLASTAUF!

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DialogTip : SOOOOOO AWESOME! ........

DialogTip : SOOOOOO AWESOME! .......

DialogTip : SOOOOOO AWESOME! ......

DialogTip : SOOOOOO AWESOME! .....

DialogTip : SOOOOOO AWESOME! ....

DialogTip : SOOOOOO AWESOME! ...

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DialogTip : C'mon Oh! Now that I've shown you everything about babies, it's time to learn about Cuckoo Crush! ......

DialogTip : C'mon Oh! Now that I've shown you everything about babies, it's time to learn about Cuckoo Crush! .....

DialogTip : C'mon Oh! Now that I've shown you everything about babies, it's time to learn about Cuckoo Crush! ....

DialogTip : C'mon Oh! Now that I've shown you everything about babies, it's time to learn about Cuckoo Crush! ...

DialogTip : C'mon Oh! Now that I've shown you everything about babies, it's time to learn about Cuckoo Crush! ..

DialogTip : C'mon Oh! Now that I've shown you everything about babies, it's time to learn about Cuckoo Crush! .

DialogTip : C'mon Oh! Now that I've shown you everything about babies, it's time to learn about Cuckoo Crush!

DialogTip: (competitive giggle)

DialogOh : The Gorg children --

DialogOh : -- will be okiey of donkeys?

DialogTip : Yeah man! They're on an unglaubliches abenteuer! --

DialogTip : -- Now stay focused! --

DialogTip : -- WOOO!

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Notesmusic : https://youtu.be/vQhqikWnQCU?t=55s

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DialogOh : AHHHH! ..

DialogOh : AHHHH! .

DialogOh : AHHHH!

DialogTip : You gotta crush em, dude! ..

DialogTip : You gotta crush em, dude! .

DialogTip : You gotta crush em, dude!

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DialogOh : I am too terrified!

DialogTip : WATCH OUT!

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DialogTip : You got Cuckoo Crushed.

DialogTip : Round 2!

Notesmusic starts again: https://youtu.be/vQhqikWnQCU?t=55s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg&feature=youtu.be&t=5s

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DialogOh : Tips... --

DialogOh : I think one of the Gorgies is upset.

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DialogTip : What ?

DialogOh : Number 8 is making the sounds of displeasure. ....

DialogOh : Number 8 is making the sounds of displeasure. ...

DialogOh : Number 8 is making the sounds of displeasure. ..

DialogOh : Number 8 is making the sounds of displeasure. .

DialogOh : Number 8 is making the sounds of displeasure.

DialogTip : Oh cause the ride stopped! ..

DialogTip : Oh cause the ride stopped! .

DialogTip : Oh cause the ride stopped!

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DialogOh : Number 11 has sprung a leak as well! --

DialogOh : -- Is this how babies express their pleasure?

DialogTip : Ahhh they're probably just bored of the ride. -- ....

DialogTip : Ahhh they're probably just bored of the ride. -- ...

DialogTip : Ahhh they're probably just bored of the ride. -- ..

DialogTip : Ahhh they're probably just bored of the ride. -- .

DialogTip : Ahhh they're probably just bored of the ride. --

DialogTip : -- Whatddya say little guys -- .

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DialogTip : -- You bored? -- .

DialogTip : -- You bored? --

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DialogTip : -- Yeah I can tell you're bored. Those are the sounds of boredom. .....

DialogTip : -- Yeah I can tell you're bored. Those are the sounds of boredom. ....

DialogTip : -- Yeah I can tell you're bored. Those are the sounds of boredom. ...

DialogTip : -- Yeah I can tell you're bored. Those are the sounds of boredom. ..

DialogTip : -- Yeah I can tell you're bored. Those are the sounds of boredom. .

DialogTip : -- Yeah I can tell you're bored. Those are the sounds of boredom.

DialogOh : Tip is having such natural instinctuals! ..

DialogOh : Tip is having such natural instinctuals! .

DialogOh : Tip is having such natural instinctuals!

DialogTip : Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon! -- ...

DialogTip : Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon! -- ..

DialogTip : Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon! -- .

DialogTip : Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it soon! --

DialogTip : -- C'mon let's get you babies to something more exciting. ....

DialogTip : -- C'mon let's get you babies to something more exciting. ...

DialogTip : -- C'mon let's get you babies to something more exciting. ..

DialogTip : -- C'mon let's get you babies to something more exciting. .

DialogTip : -- C'mon let's get you babies to something more exciting.

DialogOh : Yay exciteiment! ..

DialogOh : Yay exciteiment! .

DialogOh : Yay exciteiment!

DialogTip : Man... -- ..

DialogTip : Man... --

DialogTip : -- You guys are so precious. --

DialogTip : -- mmmm... --

DialogTip : -- ...wah! --

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DialogTip : Down the Alphorn you go! ..

DialogTip : Down the Alphorn you go! .

DialogTip : Down the Alphorn you go!

DialogTip : mmmm...

DialogTip : ...wah!

(SFX : GORG BABIES MAKING SCARED BABY GOAT NOISE)

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DialogTip : mmmm...


DialogTip : ...wah!


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DialogOh : Tips, I know you are the expert at sitting on babies, but I am beginning to think the Gorgies are displeased. .........

DialogOh : Tips, I know you are the expert at sitting on babies, but I am beginning to think the Gorgies are displeased. ........

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DialogOh : Tips, I know you are the expert at sitting on babies, but I am beginning to think the Gorgies are displeased. ....

DialogOh : Tips, I know you are the expert at sitting on babies, but I am beginning to think the Gorgies are displeased. ...

DialogOh : Tips, I know you are the expert at sitting on babies, but I am beginning to think the Gorgies are displeased. ..

DialogOh : Tips, I know you are the expert at sitting on babies, but I am beginning to think the Gorgies are displeased. .

DialogOh : Tips, I know you are the expert at sitting on babies, but I am beginning to think the Gorgies are displeased.

DialogTip : I hope these babies aren't defective. -- ..

DialogTip : I hope these babies aren't defective. -- .

DialogTip : I hope these babies aren't defective. --

DialogTip : -- I used to love this when when I was a kid! -- ..

DialogTip : -- I used to love this when when I was a kid! -- .

DialogTip : -- I used to love this when when I was a kid! --

DialogTip : -- What'sa matter, little guys. --

DialogTip : -- This is Grade A funsauce!

Action Noteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlYlNF30bVg&feature=youtu.be&t=5s

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DialogOh : Maybe they are needing more than fun? ...

DialogOh : Maybe they are needing more than fun? ..

DialogOh : Maybe they are needing more than fun? .

DialogOh : Maybe they are needing more than fun?

DialogTip : Yeah, you're probably right. ..

DialogTip : Yeah, you're probably right. .

DialogTip : Yeah, you're probably right.

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DialogTip : I bet --

DialogTip : -- they're hungry.

DialogTip : -- For more fun!

DialogTip :They're FUNGRY!

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DialogLucky Cheese: Und eins, zwei, drei!

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Notesmusic : https://soundcloud.com/kreativitaetlernen/ach-du-lieber-augustin-accordion-solo

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DialogOh: What sort of horrible human punishment is this?

DialogTip: It's just as magical as I remember...

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DialogLucky Cheese: (singing) Oh, I liebe to eat pizZA, eat pizZA, eat pizZA. Oh, I liebe to eat pizZA mit extra cheese! .

DialogLucky Cheese: (singing) Oh, I liebe to eat pizZA, eat pizZA, eat pizZA. Oh, I liebe to eat pizZA mit extra cheese!


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DialogOh: Tip! Your awful robots are working! -- ..

DialogOh: Tip! Your awful robots are working! -- .

DialogOh: Tip! Your awful robots are working! --

DialogOh: -- The Gorg larvae are calming down! --

DialogOh: -- You really do know how to sit onto babies!

DialogTip: Right? --

DialogTip: -- I mean I already knew that,--

DialogTip: -- but it's still nice to hear.

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Dialog(last verse) -- Oh, I liebe to eat pizZA mit extra cheese! ....

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DialogAnimatronics : Good night and thank you --

Dialog(bored employee over PA) : Chicago

DialogBored employee on PA system: Next show in half an hour.

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DialogGorg baby: (starting to cry) ...

DialogGorg baby: (starting to cry) ..

DialogGorg baby: (starting to cry) .

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DialogGorg babies: (crying in unison) ..

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DialogOh: Tip! The babies are making the bad noise again!

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DialogOh: I am being at the end of my wits! ......

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DialogOh: I am being at the end of my wits! ....

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DialogOh: I am being at the end of my wits! ..

DialogOh: I am being at the end of my wits! .

DialogOh: I am being at the end of my wits!

DialogTip: Relax, Oh! -- .

DialogTip: Relax, Oh! --

DialogTip: -- They're just fungry for food! -- ...

DialogTip: -- They're just fungry for food! -- ..

DialogTip: -- They're just fungry for food! -- .

DialogTip: -- They're just fungry for food! --

DialogTip: -- AKA, regular hungry.

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DialogGorg baby: (mmph!) ...

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DialogGorg babies: (crying louder now)

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DialogTip: Why aren't these babies more fun? --

DialogTip: -- Are they broken or something? .

DialogTip: -- Are they broken or something?

DialogTip : Hey, you babies--

DialogTip : -- don't you know how to baby yet? ..

DialogTip : -- don't you know how to baby yet? .

DialogTip : -- don't you know how to baby yet?

DialogOh: (O.S.): Tip, I do not mean to question your baby experting --

DialogOh: -- but maybe I can offer some assistance?

DialogTip: Not unless you know what Gorgs eat.

DialogOh: I do.

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DialogTip: It's Hawaiian pizza, isn't it?

DialogOh: Cryyyyyystals.

DialogTip: And where the crumb am I supposed to find crystal --

DialogTip: -- GASP

DialogTip: Rooooock Caaaaandyyyyyy. ...

DialogTip: Rooooock Caaaaandyyyyyy. ..

DialogTip: Rooooock Caaaaandyyyyyy. .

DialogTip: Rooooock Caaaaandyyyyyy.

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Action NotesTip holds up a buncha tickets.

DialogOh: Do nots worrying, little babies. Tip is knowing what to do. ......

DialogOh: Do nots worrying, little babies. Tip is knowing what to do. .....

DialogOh: Do nots worrying, little babies. Tip is knowing what to do. ....

DialogOh: Do nots worrying, little babies. Tip is knowing what to do. ...

DialogOh: Do nots worrying, little babies. Tip is knowing what to do. ..

DialogOh: Do nots worrying, little babies. Tip is knowing what to do. .

DialogOh: Do nots worrying, little babies. Tip is knowing what to do.

DialogTip: Here we go, Oh! -- .

DialogTip: Here we go, Oh! --

DialogTip: -- The solution to all our problems! ..

DialogTip: -- The solution to all our problems! .

DialogTip: -- The solution to all our problems!

DialogOh: Rocks on a stick?

DialogTip: Yep! Rock candy is just sugar crystals. -- ....

DialogTip: Yep! Rock candy is just sugar crystals. -- ...

DialogTip: Yep! Rock candy is just sugar crystals. -- ..

DialogTip: Yep! Rock candy is just sugar crystals. -- .

DialogTip: Yep! Rock candy is just sugar crystals. --

DialogTip: -- That's real science I'm dropping on you, Oh.

DialogOh: But scientifically speaking, that is not the silicon carbide crystals found on the Gorg's homeworld.

DialogTip: Yeah, well, you say to-MAY-to, I say to-MAH-to.

DialogOh: But I did not say Tomato.

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DialogGorg baby: (giggles) .

Action NotesBaby Gorg dives back in.

DialogMusic: (a la Busby Berkeley https://youtu.be/csG6MBYsmOU?t=3m45s)

DialogBaby Gorg: (chomp!)

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DialogOh: They are expressing gratitude in the manner of the Gorg. ....

DialogOh: They are expressing gratitude in the manner of the Gorg. ...

DialogOh: They are expressing gratitude in the manner of the Gorg. ..

DialogOh: They are expressing gratitude in the manner of the Gorg. .

DialogTip: See? Am I the master of all babies, or what? .

DialogTip: See? Am I the master of all babies, or what?

DialogTip: You can especially see the gratitude in their eyes.

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DialogOh: Um, I do not thinks their eyes should be making spins like that.

DialogTip: Ha! It's fine, Oh! --

DialogTip: -- Probably.

DialogGorg Babies: (low warbling in unison) .......

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DialogTip: Is this an expression of gratitude too?

DialogOh: I has never seen this before.

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DialogTip and Oh: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGHHH!

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DialogTip: They're going HAMster on each other!

Oh: WAHLAHALAHAHLALAH! ...


Oh: WAHLAHALAHAHLALAH! ..


Oh: WAHLAHALAHAHLALAH! .


Oh: WAHLAHALAHAHLALAH!

DialogTip: We gotta stop them! -- .

DialogTip: We gotta stop them! --

DialogTip: Bad Gorg! Drop it!

DialogGorg larva: (gulp)

DialogTip: EEEEEEEWWWWWW! ...

DialogTip: EEEEEEEWWWWWW! ..

DialogTip: EEEEEEEWWWWWW! .

DialogTip: EEEEEEEWWWWWW!

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DialogGorgantua: (tiny baby cry)

DialogTip: Oh man, we've created a Gorgantua! --

DialogTip: -- Maybe their dad won't notice?

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DialogGorgantua: (baby screech)

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DialogOh: Baby expert Tip, do your sittings usually result in a GigaBaby? ...

DialogOh: Baby expert Tip, do your sittings usually result in a GigaBaby? ..

DialogOh: Baby expert Tip, do your sittings usually result in a GigaBaby? .

DialogOh: Baby expert Tip, do your sittings usually result in a GigaBaby?

DialogTip: Listen, Oh...

DialogTip: (beat)

DialogTip: I have ... NO idea what I'm doing, okay?

DialogOh: You are currently using your expertise forto sitting on the Gorg babies. --

DialogOh: -- Well... Gorg baby, now.

DialogTip: No, I mean I've never taken care of a real baby. --

DialogTip: -- I can barely take care --

DialogTip: -- of my Virtual Baby.

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NotesDeath noise : https://youtu.be/ATXznRxX2D8?t=54s (BLEAH.)

DialogVirtual Pet: (chiptune funeral dirge)

DialogTip: They --

DialogTip: -- call me Ms. Kills-Things-a-Lot.

DialogOh: GASP! But this means we are doomed! --

DialogOh: -- This is being anarchy! --

DialogOh: -- Who sits on the sitters?!

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DialogTip: I'm sorry, pal! I ruined everything! ...

DialogTip: I'm sorry, pal! I ruined everything! ..

DialogTip: I'm sorry, pal! I ruined everything! .

DialogTip: I'm sorry, pal! I ruined everything!

DialogGorgantua: (O.S.) WAAAAHHHHHH!

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DialogTip: If only I'd listened to you in the first --

DialogTip: -- GASP! That's it! --

DialogTip: -- Oh, I might not be able to handle this, but YOU can!

DialogOh: The fear and shame are making you have crazy thoughts, Tip. --

DialogOh: -- I am a Boov. We is knowing nothing about caring for babies.

DialogTip: But think about it, Oh. --

DialogTip: -- Pretty much everything I've done today has been wrong, --

DialogTip: -- and YOU'VE been right! You're a natural!

DialogOh : That is... --

DialogOh : -- true!

DialogOh: My guesses has been correct and helpful, whereas your guesses. --

DialogOh: -- were wrong and dangerous!

DialogTip: Well, yeah, I guess that's --

DialogTip: Only I can save us n--

Dialog*Gorgantua ROAR*

Dialog*Oh screams*

Dialog*Gorgantua ROAR*

DialogSFX: (alphorn, kids screaming) .

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DialogKid: Wheeeee...

DialogKid: Oof!

DialogKid: Haha!

DialogKid: Uhf!

DialogKid: Hee hee hee!

DialogKid: Hup!

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DialogKid: I'm scared, but I'm not hurt!

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Kid: Mommyyyyyyyy... .....


Kid: Mommyyyyyyyy... ....


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DialogOh : (SPEAKING CALMING GORG) .. ..

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DialogOh : (SPEAKING CALMING GORG)

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DialogGorgantua: (yawns)

DialogGorgantua: (sighs) ...

DialogGorgantua: (sighs) ..

DialogGorgantua: (sighs) .

DialogGorgantua: (fussing again) ..

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DialogOh: Did you see it making sleepy faces? The Gorgantua is needing a nap! ..

DialogOh: Did you see it making sleepy faces? The Gorgantua is needing a nap! .

DialogOh: Did you see it making sleepy faces? The Gorgantua is needing a nap!

DialogTip: Great plan, Oh. --

DialogTip: -- (sarcastically) You wanna try singing a lullaby to the giant rampaging baby alien?

DialogOh: Tip! You are being a genius!

DialogTip : Well yeah duh, --

DialogTip : -- but uh, --

DialogTip : -- why in this particular case?

DialogTip : Hey!

DialogTip : A GORG lullaby!

DialogTip: But most babies don't try to eat you while you're singing. --

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us! ........

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us! .......

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us! ......

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us! .....

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us! ....

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us! ...

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us! ..

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us! .

DialogOh : I is knowing how to keep it from eating us!

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DialogTip: Let's do it.

DialogOh: EEEEEEE! ..

DialogOh: EEEEEEE! .

DialogOh: EEEEEEE!

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