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~_-_ QD \JLJ _ j ~ L ~ r _ ( . ' - t _ ( < > _ J L'\\ .9 !? ~A Yale p layer was te ach in ? bOL1a to : lay footba l l . He exp l a in ed th e rules as fo l lo Js: Remember, i f you can ' t ki ck th eball , kick a man on th e oth e r 1 ow le tA ge t busy. Whe Te 1 s th eball?One of th e cowboys shouted: Neve r m i ~ d th e bal l . Lets s tar t th e game.Lady customer l I vmnt f j_ve :)olmds of r ound steak _Butcher: Yes 1 s ha l l I del iver or v il l you ro l l i t home?"So Corinne :i.s a very cE.. r eful gi r l ? ""Yes l she onl y go es ou t onc e a woe:: .""Wf?""Her boy friend ge t s V'J ee kl y ."

Men u fo r High School Lunch RocmHors D'oofs

Balloon SoupPoor Fis h W se Cmake rsWham SandTi ichesBi ffsteek

Battered Bea ns S11Jashed Po tato esAsterisk. Tips

Custa rd P ieI ce TNTCheese Ch ee se

Brick Ic e Cr eamBilia r;k GoofyCheese

Assaulted nutsDumb: I always keep men a t arm's length.Don't you ever l e t them get far ther away than t h a t ~ora:The pi tcher s tar ted to vJ in d up---t hen stopped ."Gosh. 11 he mused , 11 I can i t r emember i f I:m supposed to throw th isgame or not ." -Baked : What wa s th e f i r 's t thing th e grasshopper said a f ter i t wascr eated?Bearis: Oh, Lord! ho-vY :vou made me"Who wa s that hobo I se en yo u wi th?""That was no oboe , - - that was my f1feo"Brown: Why don't you bu y a Wal ke r?Wal ka r : I wi l l t e l l you . All my neighbors th ink I can afford onean d I don't wa nt them t o f ind ou t t ha t I can 1 t ."What ha ve you , coloTed or wh i te help? !!"Both ---but th e y a 1e no help o"

Ain ' t I t So!A foreign man once did stepOn to th e U. S. l and,Think ing, he ha d l 0a r ned th 0 tongueOf th e mode rn yankee man .Th e f:L:-..fl.t thin g th a t he r an a cr os s1.'!a s , "so 's your ol d man ,""Quit fo e din ' me th e a"Jp le sa uco , ""Oh, stop mG i f youThe foreign man wa s a ll agha s t ,Th e poor ol d wr etched so ul ,'Nhen some ono yel l ed , !! Ju s t c le a rth 0 t r uck ,Or I 'll knock you for a r ol l .

He down a dusty roadAn d t he r e some men did to i l .Whe n a ll a t once a J an e di d say1'Ch bo ;." , yov. kno w ;you r o i l .""Bo t r.cg r vo u: r o off' yo ur onio!lA yo ung chap nc a r by s a id ,"Why, from th is ne w 0l octionTho t own is painted r od."Sc b:. ck i n hi s f a th ::; r countryThi s man knew he belo ngedAn d not i n th e l ive U. S. A.The l Gnd of j a zz and song.

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The farmers one was showing th e c i ty f lap pe r t truugh th e orchard.'!These," he sa id , "are Bald.wins , a,nd tJ;10s.e ar e Jonathans . Over thereare Russets, th is is a Ben Davis, and the re ' s i n e s a NorthernSpies, and Gravenste:i.ns."11Gee, kid," murmured th e c i ty f la :Jper in avJe, "You ce:rtainly knowyour apples."

" ~ e t Hot," said Hero to Rome , and obl iged witlf th e Jazz.Customer: I want a we s t-cak e.Clerk: Beg pardon?Customer: I want a west-cake.Clerk: Do you mean yeast-cake?Customer: OHl yes, I knew i t was some direct ion."I ca n hear a pin drop 10 yards Hway.""Really?""Yes, a ro l l ing pin."Customer: "I want so 111e hinges for th e end wall of my garage."Hardware clerk: "Thats a funny :ola.ce to put them."Customer: "I l::now, bu t my wife can ' t always stop th e car .""That customer could t a l k ~ ""Yes, I th ink he must have been vac cinated wi th phonograph needle."Teacher: "Now, Albert , your father is a carpenter, ~ S e l l us what hedoes when he uses his level ."Albert: "Paw, he vv ipes off his specks and takes a fresh chaw oftobacco."Isaac:Solly:Isaac:Jum:Beau:Jum:

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