halloween joke show1
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4th graders practiced a variety of skills to make this seasonal show to share. Enjoy!TRANSCRIPT
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HalloweenHowls
4R
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Skills Learned or Practiced:
• Web searching
• Citing sources
• Selecting, inserting, resizing clip art
• Formatting text
• Adding PowerPoint slides
• File management
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What does a panda ghost eat?
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What do you call a single vampire?
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• A bat-chelor.
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• What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie
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It was fang-tastic!
http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/halloween.php
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What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
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http://www.ducksters.com/jokesforkids/halloween.php
! l You sure are Boo-tifu
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Where do movie stars go on Halloween?
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MaliBOO!
//www.squiglysplayhouse.com
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What does a bird say at Halloween?
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Twick or tweet."
/www.squiglysplayhouse.com/
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Q: Why are vampires tough to get along with?
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Because they can be pains in the neck
www.ducksters.com
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What is a mummy's favouritetype of music
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Rap music
www.squiglysplayhouse.com
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What is a skeleton's favouriteinstrument?
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The trombone.
www.squiglysplayhouse.com
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What does a bird say at Halloween?
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"Twick or tweet."
www.squiglysplayhouse.com
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What kind of cereal do monsters eat?
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http://www.robinsfyi.com
Ghost-Toasties
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
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He didn't have the guts!
www.ducksters.com/
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Why was the baby ghost sad?
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He wanted his mummy!
www.ducksters.com/
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
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Dayscare centers!
http://spoonful.com/halloween/halloween-jokes
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Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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What's a monster's favorite play?
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Where does Dracula keep his money?
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
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What did the skeleton order for dinner?
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What do witches put on their bagels?
http://www.ducksters.
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Scream Cheese
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What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
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Hoblin Goblin!www.robinsfyi.com/
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Why was the ghost such a messy eater?
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Because he was always a goblin.www.robinsfyi.com/
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How do you make a skeleton laugh?
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Tickle his funny bone
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/jokes/topics/halloween.shtml
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What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
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You sure are Boo-tiful!
www.ducksters.com
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What subject in school is easy for a witch?
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Spell-ing
www.ducksters.com
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Why are vampires tough to get along with?
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Because they can be pains in the neck!
www.ducksters.com
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When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
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When you are a mouse
www.ducksters.com
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What key opens a Haunted House?
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A spooKEY
ww.squiglysplayhouse.com
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What did one casket say to the other casket?
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"Is that you coffin?"
www.squiglysplayhouse.com
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Why did the witch travel on a broom?
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She couldn't afford a vacuum cleaner!
kidspot.com
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Do you know how to make a witch itch?
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You take away the w!
ducksters.com
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What do skeletons say before dinner?
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Bone appetite!
robinsfyi.com
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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
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bamBOO!
mikayla
robinsfyi.com
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Q. What is a mummy's favouritetype of music?
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A. Rap music
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/halloween.html
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Q. What is a skeleton's favouriteinstrument
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A. The trombone
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/halloween.html
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Q. What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave
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A. Lazy bones!
http://www.squiglysplayhouse.com/JokesAndRiddles/halloween.htmls
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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
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His ghoul friend !
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Why don't angry witches ride their brooms?
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They're afraid of flying off the handle
http://www.robinsfyi.com
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Why don't mummies take vacations?
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They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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What did the vampire say about the Dracula movie?
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It was fang-tastic!
www.ducksters.com/
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Do you know how to make a witch itch?
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You take away the w!
www.ducksters.com
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Why are graveyards noisy?
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Because of all the coffin!
/www.ducksters.com
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He wanted his mummy!
/www.ducksters.com/