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Collie's GoBone Dogs Are you looking for a cool pet? You need a GoBone Dog. Unlike any other dog on the market, the GoBone Dogs are totally and completely robots! Half the smell, half the food, half the cleaning, double the loyalty (of a handbag dog) and so on. You need a GoBone Dog!

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Haha, this is the advert for the Gobone Dog! Yes, it is funny! Extremely random. It's off my first Powerpoint site (www.star-angel-productions.com). Check out my newer Powerpoint site (www.powerpointsforall.webs.com) which is shared between me and my best friend. Go onto my two pages: Andy Productions and Two For One.

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Collie's GoBone Dogs

Are you looking for a cool pet? You need a GoBone Dog. Unlike any other dog on the market, the GoBone Dogs are totally and

completely robots! Half the smell, half the food, half the cleaning, double the loyalty (of a

handbag dog) and so on. You need a GoBone Dog!

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Go, go, go, you little Gobone!

When you buy a Gobone Dog (any colour available – red, blue, yellow, purple ect.) you get a free GoBone Dog for a present. You could get one for Mum whilst you're at it. Once you have bought it, there will be a monthly GoBone Dog

Race at which any GoBone Dog can take part in. If you win, you get a £50 voucher on GoBone

Dog gifts and goodies.

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Why you should buy a GoBone:

GoBone Dogs are less the hassle of normal dogs.

They come in loads of different colours. They respond to your voice. “Here dog!” and

he/she'll come. You can choose the gender in store. They are just as fluffy and cute as normal

dogs. They can play with you easily!

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How do I buy a GoBone Dog?

Buy at a GoBone store near you. Call 0932 00 1732 and order, to collect in

store. Download the application form online and

email it to [email protected] then collect instore.

Log onto www.gobonedog.com and order one to collect in store.

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By Star Angel Productions!

By the way, all this is jibberish. There is no such email address as [email protected] or

website www.gobone.com or telephone number 0932 00 1732. It's all a joke! ;) Enjoy!