game boys issue 1
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i, Blake Martin, ofsound mind and body,
leave this will andtestament. with a friend
like ricky, i update my will every semester.
trust me, you would
too.
feet dontfail me now.
please.
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that morning...
welcome to everyonesnightmare: high shool.
and high school comeswith a cast everyone
remembers.
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whats up,runt?
so, the word on the streetis you wont be out for footballthis year. smart choice. i mean,
protecting one martin is hardenough, but two?
we might not be ableto keep the other team
from knocking yourblock off.
it takes so much
energy keeping thosesoccer losers fromtouching you, with their
stupid initiation, youwouldnt want us
tired for the gamewould you?
well, well, thechunky monkey himself.
youre not thinking aboutsigning up for tryouts,
are ya?
please, i sodont need to roll
around in the grass withother guys just to get the
ladies. they flock to menaturally.
really?
ladies?
knockhis
blockoff?
what isthis, youre
a goodstudent,charliebrown?
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forgetthem.
LOOK FORWARDTO
NOT SEEING YOUOUT THERE.
GO AHEAD ANDLAUGH. SOMEDAY YOURE
GONNA NEED ME, AND IM NOT GONNA HELP!
ladies, you have ourpermission to leave us and have a great night
out with bRAVO NERE!
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after classlook, im telling you,
everyone online said thesame thing, the secretentrance is behind the
waterfall.dude, weve
looked backthere a dozen
times. the thingdoesnt exist!
i dont know if colinsgonna agree. mom and dad
left him in charge andthey said no.
oh come on, yourbig bro is cool, hell letus. besides what are we
gonna do, wreck thehouse? all we do is play
video games.
true.
come on, letssee if anyone signed
up for tutoring.
i cant believe youtalked me into signing
up for that. no one eversigns up, they allthink Im a joke.
but well check againtonight, i mean after the wild,
crazy party of course.
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i dontbelieve it.somebody signed up.
not just somebody,miss jessica jensen ,
herself. the hottestgirl in class and thecrush of one blake
martin. hey, maybe shes
finally coming around tothe darkside,my friend.
no, i didnt.but wouldnt it
make it so mucheasier if i did?
youdidnt. no. she
probably thinks Im a
freak.
how wouldshe know? Ihavent told anyone but
you.
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i was wondering iftonight around 7:30 would
be okay for me to stop by?
jessica, hey,hows it going?
uh, yeah,
sure.that would
be great.
do-do youwant to catch a movie?
i need help inbiology. my grade is slipping
and after getting yelled at by my parents, i decided to come to
the smartest kid i know. you .oh, yeah, sure.
no, 7:30 is fine. do youknow where i live?
whatfor?
uh, oh, yeah,
definitely.
great!maybe ill
see you outthere, someof the girls
are gonna bewatching.
youre thebrother of
the town hero. everyone
knows where you guys live.
hey, are yougoing to try
out this year?
for football!like your brother.
hi... blake.
ha hano, silly, forthe tutoring
program.i signed up.
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well, illtry to put on
a good show.
dude , what were you thinking? trying out
for football? theyregonna kill you out
there!
it just cameout... i wasnt even
thinking!
well, heres something else to think about: you
try out, and i think weregonna lose our protection against the terrible trio
over there.
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all rightmen, we are
going tostate this
year.
but to dothat, i need
runners!
the cannoncant be throwinevery play, which
means i need someonewith lightning feet
who can avoid
a tackleso, with the
help of some of thelinemen, were runnin
evade and capture!
time to seperatethe men from the
wusses!
why do i getthe feeling
that wont behard?
enter my brother, colin the cannon.
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welcome tothe grinder.
youre deadmeat, martin.
this isgonnahurt.
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im planting you in the gridiron
graveyard!
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sorry, littleman, nothing
personal.its just
business .
ouch.
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bro, you
okay? do istill have
legs?
just relax for a while. you dont
have to keep going.ill talk to the
guys.
yes,theyre
stillthere.
band-aids $3sling $9
a big bro whosgot your back...
priceless.
didshe
see?oh, i think
eveyone saw youget your manhood
handed to you.
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come on, the soccerboys have the field.
and youve got to getready for tonight.
seems youre a little out of your league.
hes nevergonna live
down winningthat little icecream eating
contest.
a bucketof extra
crispy doesnt
count,chunky monkey.
id watch yourself,soccer-tots. my man
may have an off day, butkeep your distance.hes a caged animal.
ive seen him rip achicken in half .
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you know, without yourehelmet buddies watching
your back, im thinking nows a good time to put both of you
through initiation.
sends a messageif we take care of
the most famouslittle brother and
his friend.
oh, ithink we
can think ofsomething.
ricky, run.
i think thisis about where you came in.
but i thinkwere gonna
have to changeit up a bit.
fellas?
h a r har
h a r
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we got a serious jamon our hands
this time! we?! what do youmean, we? you were
the one getting them all fired up!
oh, sure,
blame it on me.i see how it is.
ricky,come on!
theyregaining!
im going as fast as i can!
im not jesse owensover here!
go onwithout me, b!every man for
himself!
youre dead when i
catch you!
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whew!
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what are you doing
here?
what?
are youlost?
oh. no, uh,just hiding from
some bullies at school.
but thatdoesnt mean
i dont have something
for you.
im sorry.ill get out of
your hair.
some of thethings in my shop arent for you.
this is something very
special. for a special young boy. and i promise, it will change youre life, forever.
this is an amazing shop
you have.
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itsincredible .
what doi owe you?
tell you what,why dont we call
it a loan. if it
helps you, we can talk about
payment. if it doesnt,bring it back, and you can
have any other item in
here, free of charge.
thank you!
have agood
day.
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ill rememberthat next time.
dude, what happenedto you back there? you
know the rules, you neverleave a man behind.
fortunately, yourebrother showed up, and
he got my back.
try some airfreshener. youre still
gonna have to shower beforei let you stay here.
nicehands.
the heads good,thanks. and thanks for
helping ricky.
no sweat. but if youladies are gonna do yourusual and play games, im
gonna go upstairs. imnot kidding about the
shower rick.
yeah, yeah, i gotit. go memorize
a pass route orsomething.
hey bro,hows the
head?
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so what do you got going
on here?
new gamesystem, got it today
while you weredodging diapers.
why dont you
fire itup
groucho?
WELCOME, HERO.PLEASE SELECT CONTENT
FOR YOUR STORY.INFORMATION WILL BE
DOWNLOADED ANDINCORPORATED.
DUDE, LOOK AT THIS CONTENT!
AND YOU CAN MAKEYOUR OWN
STORY ?KILLER!!
NO DOUBT! OKAY,LETS GO WITH THE
LAMPREY EATERS AS THETUNNEL RATS. ZOMBIES
FROM EREBUS CRYPT.WHO DO YOU WANT TO
HELP US?
THEN, A TRIP TOTHE FUSION POWER
STATION AND THEMUTANTS. AND WEGOTTA SEE WHAT
THE SEA CREATURELABS ARE LIKE.
OH, WE GOTTA GET A VISIT FROM THEMONSTER DETRUCTIONSQUAD! THOSE SOUND
LIKE HARDCORESWAT GUYS!
DUDE,SHARKS
ARE NOT SCARY.
ID RATHERGO TO THE
CYBORGLABS!
TOUGH.ITS MY ROUND.YOU CAN PICK
NEXT. OKAY, FINALBOSS. GOTTA GO
WITH THEDRAGON!
wow, ive come to visitthe marx brothers.
A WALKINGSHARK.
FREAKY!
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a dragon? zombies andkiller sharks dont quite go
with fantasy.
this is so cool! what else
came with thisthing?
thank you.the game will start
in the world you havechosen.
so what? youd rather
i fight the giantdevil creature?
or the mutantinsect?
blastthosecrazy
freaks!
that guy over there!
shoot him, shoot him!
i seehim!
yeah,goodpoint.
yeah!take em
down!
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