1

My first job was working in an orange juice

factory, but I got canned… I couldn’t

concentrate.

3

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me

the axe.

4

I managed to get a good job working for a

pool maintenance company, but the work was

just too draining.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I

just wasn’t suited for it. Mainly

because it was a so-so job.

6

Next I tried working in a muffler factory but that was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just did not have the

cut for it.

8

Then I tried to be a chef–

figured it would add a little spice to my life but I just didn’t have

the thyme.

9

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I

didn’t have any patients.

I used to be a teacher, but found I didn't have

enough class.

11

I had tried being a nun, but I got expelled because of my

dirty habits.

12

Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I just didn’t fit in.

Next, I found being an electrician

interesting, but the work was shocking.

14

I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.

15

I wanted to be a stenographer, but they

told me they are not short-handed at the

moment.

At one time, I worked as a Sales executive selling

computer parts but I lost my drive and the boss gave me

the boot.

17

I used to be a butler, but found the work wasn't my cup of tea.

18

I had worked in the Income Tax Department, but it was just too

taxing.

I used to be a baker, but I didn't make enough dough.

20

I liked digging in the garden when I was young. At one time I considered

being an archeologist but my

father said that such a career would

end up in ruins.

21

My last job was as a professional

fisherman, but discovered that I

couldn’t live on my net income.

22

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