forty-two percent of american women are able to belch on command
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Forty-two percent of American women are
able to belch on command.
Forty-two percent of American women are
able to belch on command.
"I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the
bathroom."Kirby Newell
"I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the
bathroom."Kirby Newell
Artificial intelligence is no match for
natural stupidity.
Artificial intelligence is no match for
natural stupidity.
An out-of-work hippie from Boulder gets a letter in the mail that appears to be from Chicago. It's from one of his friends that moved to Chicago and got a job. The hippie reads the letter, and it says, "Chicago is great!
The money grows on trees!" The hippie takes the phrase literally, and says to himself, "The money grows
on trees? Wow! I'm going to Chicago!"
He gets off the bus and walks up to the first tree he sees. Lo and behold, there are $20 bills hanging off the
branches!
He starts to reach up and grab a few hundred dollars, but he says to himself, "Not today. I'm not working my
first day in Chicago!!!"
An out-of-work hippie from Boulder gets a letter in the mail that appears to be from Chicago. It's from one of his friends that moved to Chicago and got a job. The hippie reads the letter, and it says, "Chicago is great!
The money grows on trees!" The hippie takes the phrase literally, and says to himself, "The money grows
on trees? Wow! I'm going to Chicago!"
He gets off the bus and walks up to the first tree he sees. Lo and behold, there are $20 bills hanging off the
branches!
He starts to reach up and grab a few hundred dollars, but he says to himself, "Not today. I'm not working my
first day in Chicago!!!"
Background Music byThe Bellamy Brothers
