THE MANY TWISTS AND HUMOUR IN THE FORTUNE AND MISFORTUNE OF FORTUNE COOKIES.

MAN WITH TWO WIVES MAKE SURE WIVES DON’T HAVE TWO HUSBANDS

A SECRET PERSON WILL STEP INTO YOUR LIFE BE SURE IT’S LADY LUCK AND NOT MISS FORTUNE (MISFORTUNE)

MAN WITH TWO WIVES BE SURE WIVES HAVE NO TWO HUSBANDS

A SECRET PERSON WILL STEP INTO YOUR LIFEMAKE SURE IT’S LADY LUCK AND NOT MISS FORTUNE (MISFORTUNE) !!!

IF CONFUCIUS IS ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD HAVE SAID IT IS BETTER TO BUY A LOTTO TICKET RATHER THAN RELY ON FORTUNE COOKIES FOR YOUR FUTURE !!!