Fairy Tail according to my dash

how do I powerpoint

Natsu Dragneel

• Who is this• dragon slayer but hasn’t killed a dragon???• wears a scarf but isn’t cold?• what a tacky outfit ew• muscles????•idk why he doesnt kiss lucy yet omfg

Lucy Heartfilla• is rich and has daddy daughter issues idk she runs away and joins fairy tail• summons celestial spirits wtf are those golden keys???• needs to kiss natsu already omfg• natsu obviously wants the boob

Erza Scarlet

• goes through a magical girl transformation which is a really powerful magic i guess• is really strict you don’t want her as your mom kiddies• almost had sex with some blue haired guy• she wants the d• he wants the boob

Happy

• is a talking cat cool• plot twist I think hes an angel cat he sprouts white feathers for wings so idfk• fish• i don’t even know what to say about him uh• talking angel cat guys okay

Gray Fullbuster

• needs to keep his shirt on• ice magic???• his mentor sacrificed herself to save him and some other ugly kid that’s some gnarly shit• is a stripper for juvia?• that’s really all I know• is also a stripper for lyon?

Juvia Loxar? Lockser??

• who is this• i think she likes gray• all the girls in this show have huge boobs

Mirajane• elfman’s older sister• transforms into a really sexy demon okay• ohhh gurl back dat ass up• thats all i have to say• oh and she used to like knives and dressed up like a skank when she was a kid• but then elfman killed their little sister and she got nice? she makes me sad

Elfman

• is named elfman but isn’t an elf wtf• MANLY• MAN• RAAAAUGH• SMASHHHH• also turns into a beast demon like mirajane• accidentally gets taken over by his own beast• and kills his sister?• again it makes me really sad

that’s really all I know

• Ive watched like 4 episodes and it’s actually really good