Why study for exams? Are they not aboutwhat you know, not about how much youcan cram into your head the night before?....................Where it is a duty to worship thesun it is pretty sure to be a crimeto examine the laws of heat......................Examinations are formidable even to thebest prepared, for the greatest foolmay ask more than the wisest man can answer.......................Low of studentology: Book continues to bein state of rest or covered with dust andsoil, unless exams are appeared.....................Biggest Mystery of Maths, 1000s of years passed,Millions of theorems derived, Millions offormulas made, But still, X is unknown!...................I was thrown out of college for cheatingon the metaphysics exam, I looked intothe soul of the boy sitting next to me..................Make yourself an example, achieve it,but dont hurt anyone on the way up.I dont think I did that................80% of the exam is always basedon 1 lecture that you missed and1 topic that you didnt prepare.................When your crush updates statusabout love failure and you're like"Kiska hai ye tumko intezaar mainhun na...." :P...........................Facebook Apko Roti Nahi De Sakti MagR...Roti Banane Wali Tu De Sakti Hai ;-)....................To those,who tag 50's of people ontheir uploaded pic....I have something for you :')....."Zillat ke 50 likes se acha,Binamaange 2 likes hote hai".......................

Sometimes its not only the bad memories that makes you sad, but also the best ones which you know will not happen for the second time.

.........................When God pushes you to the edge trust Him because only one of two things can happen. Either He will catch you when you fall or He will teach you how to fly..........................Don't be sadwhen u see ur ex boyfriend/girlfriend flirting with someone elseOooooOoooOooocOme on yarrr....Learn to donate ur old toys to poor kidz:-pThatz called"Attitude";-)..........................I will always have this impossible little hope that you'll suddenly wake up one day and realize we're meant to be together...............................Dear friends : I have finally realised that "only way" to lose weight from green tea is, if you go to the mountain and pick it yourself...........................The hardest moment are not those when tears flow from eyes. It's when you have to hide the tears in your eyes with a smile on your lips.............................Marriage is nature's way of stopping people from fighting with strangers...............................Be careful of following the masses - remove the "m" and who exactly are you following?..............................Sometimes its not only the bad memories that makes you sad, but also the best ones which you know will not happen for the second time..................................It was at the crossroads of my life that I found you waiting there just like you had been there all along...................................Fair skin and black money will get you much admiration in this grey world.................................You know you've grown up when you let theidiots bark and you don't bother to respond.......................................Hurting someone with the truth is better than killing them with a lie.........................."Its Not That I Want U With Me Every-time.But, Its Just I Don't Want Any1 Else To Have U 4 A Second".........................dont try to understand women ...only women can understand women and they hate each other ;)cheers :D..............................Don't be mad because I don't give a f*ck, be mad because I once did and you were too blind to see.................................Some people make me wish I had more middle fingers.............................The worst thing about being lied to is simply knowing you weren't worth the truth.........................If it is important enough to you, you will find a way. If it is not, you will find an excuse...........................You sometimes think you want to disappear but all you really want is to be found.........................Sometimes the people you think don't want to talk to you, are the ones waiting for you to talk to them..........................Don't expect to find the right person if you aren't willing to let the wrong one go.......................There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you......................."It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.":).......................So many friendships end with "we just stopped talking.."........................Music and sleep are the two most common waysto escape from everything.......................This distance between us could never stop me from loving you........................Only 10% of Boys are Talking with Girls onfacebook .................................Other 90% of boys talkingwith Fake accounts.........................Mark zukerburg invented facebook after listening the song "Kitaben bahut si padhi hongi tumne, Magar koi chehra bhi tumne padha hai"!!!:P :D................Arz kiya Hai...

Bigdi Huizindagi ki kuch itni si kahaani Hai..

Wah..wah..

20% Hum Bachpan se kamine the

or 80% facebook/twitter/bbm/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai.......................................Facebook me apna muqam kuch is tarah se banao ki...agar Mar bhi jao to log ye bole...

"Banda asal zindagi me to kabhi milta nahi tha,par facebook par REGULAR update kartha tha... :P :D...............................Breaking News:Facebook Has Started Charging $1 PerTagging.. So Don't Tag People UnlessAbsolutely Necessary..

PS- Help Me Spread This Rumor. U Can SaveHundreds Of Lives Who Die Of IrritatingNotifications Everyday.. ..................................Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai : hiifriendzzkesi lag rahi hoon..?..........Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. Lekediya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhilagaya hoga.... Uss Mein dekh le,,...!!!....humsekya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi ki....;D ;D.........................Wo Kehti Hai:.Phone Na Kiya Kro "DEAR".Mama Hoti Hai "NEAR".Papa Se Lgta Hai "FEAR".Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR".Dewaro Ke Bhi Hote Hy "EAR".Is Liye FB use Karo."DEAR".. :p :O :/.........................Jab sa reply ka option comment ma aya ha larkio na comment karna he chor dia. ^_^

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larki 1 comment karti ha or 10 larka reply karta hain.1 really?2 nae yaar3 qasam sa4 hello5 beautiful name6 kia haal ha7 kaha rehti ho8 hi9 hmm10 agree wid u :D

:D :O ladki set kre ka naya tareeka :D..............................Sb log Be-Wafa ho gay...Hum FB sy Khafaa ho gay...Ye Status is liay kr raha hunNalaiqooooo.....Ye na smjhna, hum is Duniya sy Dafaho gay..... :P :D......................A sad boy status :........Jurm Sirf Ishq Tha Na... ,,To Un-Friend kr Detey,..Ye block Kiiyuuun...?? :D :p.................................Grls status on fb -"Wo Bewafa Nikla"

Comments by Guys.....1. Dear wo apke layak tha hi nahi2. Tum kahan wo sala bandar kahan3. Humne to pahle hi kaha sab mere jaise nahi hote4. Kabhi hume try karke dekho pata chalega bharosa kya hai5. Jo bhi hua acha hi hua dont worry sweetu......Guys status on fb -"wo Bewafa Nikli"

Comments by close friend1. Saale teri shakal hi gadhe jaisi hai2. Tere se bas aaj tak koi pati hai??3. Tujh jaiso se bhi ladki pategi...4. Usse teri Namardi ka pata chal gaya hoga5. Tere se kuch nahi hoga dude chal ab uske no. mujhe de .... :D xD :O................................................FACEBOOK ki sabse takleef dene walicheez.

(1)- Yaar maine status updatekiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sacomment bhi..

(2)- Yaar teri Id ka passwrdkya hai, ek din ke liye usekarne de..

(3)- Logo ke status chura karapni id par share karna..

(4)- Maine apni Profile picchange ki hai, Meri Pic Likekar de, Mai teri kar dunga..

(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi seComment or Like kar..

(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jobade comment maar rahi hai,or Agle hi din use Frndrequest send....-).............................BSNL ka networkAIRTEL ka balance aurFACEBOOK par mili ladki ka.. .... .. ..Kuch pata nhi kb kaha udd jaye :D........................Barbaaad Krny K Aur Bhi Tareeeky Thay..... .....Jaane kyun Mark Zuckerberg K0 FACEB00K Ka Khayal Hi Aaya :D

Khud Tou Shadi Kr Li

Aur Humei Yehan LiKE LiKE Khelney Pe Laga Deya !................................Facebook pe Continuously Online rehne kamatlab.....

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..Girls Hostel ke saamne...kursiii lekar baithne jaisa hai..!!! :D :P ;)............................Earlier generation's blessings from parents n elders "Jeete raho!""Khush raho!""Sada suhaagan raho!" etc. etc But the next generation's blessings shall be... ... "May your life be as awesome asyou pretend it to be on Facebook!". :-P...........................