EXT- OUTSIDE PERSON 3’S HOUSE. PERSON 1 & 2 HAVE ARRIVED

CARRYING BOOKS SINCE THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING THERE

FOR A GROUP STUDYING SESSION

EXTREME CLOSE UP SHOT OF PERSON 1 KNOCKING ON DOOR

MIDSHOT OF PERSON 1 AND 2

PERSON 1:

OI _____, are you finally gonna

answer the door or what?!

PERSON 2:

Maybe they aren’t in?

PERSON 1:

Well that little shit is the one

who organised this in the first

place so they BETTER be in!

MIDSHOT OF DOOR BEING OPENED BY PERSON 3: THEY HAVE A BLACK

EYE

PERSON 3:

OH yeah, you guys are here for-

MIDSHOT OF PERSON 1 AND 2

PERSON 2:

The group study session?

PERSON 1:

That YOU planned!

MIDSHOT OF 3

PERSON 3:

Look, I-I just forgot, alright?

I’ve been really busy-

OVER THE SHOULD SHOT ( 1’S BACK)

PERSON 1:

(Tries shoving past)

Well we’ve been waiting for 15

bloody minutes so-

OVER THE SHOULDER SHOT (3’S BACK)

PERSON 3:

(Stops them)

NO, you REALLY can’t come in right

now.

2.

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2

PERSON 2:

(Steps forward)

Dude, the fuck happened to your

face?

MIDSHOT OF 3

PERSON 3:

(Sarcastically)

Well that’s just lovely, you turn

up at my house, yell at me, and

then insult my face-

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2

PERSON 1:

They meant the black eye, you

JizzNugget!

MIDSHOT OF 3

PERSON 3:

(sighs)

N-nothing happened!...It’s no big

deal-

Interrupted by loud sound of rustling

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2 LOOKING SUSPICIOUSLY AT 3

CLOSEUP OF 3

PERSON 3:

OH NO NO NO-

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2 PUSHING PAST 3

INTERIOR- 3’S HALLWAY

LOW ANGLE SHOT (POV OF BAG) OF 1 AND 2

1 & 2:

WHAT THE-

HIGH ANGLE SHOT OF TIED BIN-BAG: IT HAS BUNNY EARS STICKING

OUT OF THE TOP AND SOMETHING MOVING INSIDE IT

SHOT OF 1 LEADING/PULLING 1 & 2 INTO OTHER ROOM

3.

INTERIOR- 3’S LIVING ROOM

CLOSEUP OF 1

PERSON 1:

What the HELL is THAT?

MIDSHOT OF 3

PERSON 3:

This is going to sound bad, but

hear me out....I MAY have kidnapped

the Easter Bunny.

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2

PERSON 2:

"MAY"? You "MAY HAVE"? I’m pretty

sure that when you kidnap the

Easter Bunny, you KNOW that you’ve

done it!

PERSON 1:

And you can’t just go around

kidnapping the figureheads of

world-wide holidays!

PERSON 2:

Yeah! Who do you think you are:

Jack Skellington?

PERSON 1:

Why would you even do this?!

MIDSHOT OF PERSON 3: SLOWLY ZOOMING INTO A CLOSEUP AS THEY

SPEAK

PERSON 3:

For years, I have come second in

every Easter Egg hunt: NEVER coming

in first place EVER! So I decided

that I’d make sure that I would win

this year: drastic action was

needed. I kidnapped the Easter

Bunny so that I could be in control

of Easter this year: because I WILL

win the hunt this time!

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2:

PERSON 1:

You kidnapped the Easter Bunny so

that you could take over easter?

That’s fucked up, bro

4.

PERSON 2:

I’m telling you: he wants to be the

next Jack SKellington

PERSON 1:

And why would you want to be like

him: Jack Skellington was a dick!

PERSON 2:

Nah Jack’s cool and funny and-

PERSON 1:

He nearly ruined Christmas for

everyone and almost got Santa and

Sally KILLED-

MIDSHOT OF 3

PERSON 3:

We aren’t here to discuss the

morality of Jack SKellington!

MIDSHOT OF 1

PERSON 1:

yeah you’re right: we came here to

study. Oh wait, we can’t now

because you decided to KIDNAP THE

FUCKING EASTER BUNNY!

MIDSHOT OF 3

PERSON 3:

It was a rushed decision!!

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2

PERSON 1:

Why are you even thinking of easter

egg hunts when we have exams in 2

months!

PERSON 2:

(look off screen, towards bag)

umm, guys...

PERSON 1:

(ignores)

You need to sort out your

priorities!

SIDE MIDSHOT OF 1 & 3

5.

PERSON 3:

(steps forward angrily towards

1)

Stop nagging me!

PERSON 1:

GRADES are more important than

bloody chocolate, you stupid

CumWaffle!

PERSON 3:

You’re not my mother, you control

freak!!

PERSON 2:

(from off screen)

Look, guys-

PERSON 1:

Atleast I didn’t steal a large

bunny, you..you BitchBurger!!

PERSON 2:

(from offscreen)

GUYS

PERSON 1 AND 3:

(Turn around)

WHAT?!

CLOSE UP OF 2

PERSON 2:

(points in direction of bag)

The bag’s stopped moving...

HIGH ANGLE SHOT OF BIN-BAG: IT’S STILL AND IS LAYING ON IT’S

SIDE

CLOSEUP OF 3

PERSON 3:

I might have forgotten to put in

air holes...

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2:

PERSON 1:

Jesus fucking christ

PERSON 2:

You....you just ruined easter

forever..

6.

WIDE SHOT OF ALL THREE CHARACTER SSLUMPING ONTO THE SOFA

PERSON 1:

How could you kill THE easter

bunny: how can anyone fuck up that

bad?

PERSON 2:

This is even worst than the time

you stole the coin that the tooth

fairy left me when I was five; or

the time you spiked Santa’s milk;

and the time that you ate all of

the candy left out for the ’trick

or treaters’ last year-

PERSON 1:

(Turns towards 3)

Wow, you are the grim reaper of

holidays!

PERSON 3:

I’m SORRY, okay? I fucked up

another holiday!

(picks up easter egg from

table)

Here, will this make up for it?

PERSON 1:

You stole that from the easter

bunny, didn’t you?

PERSON 3:

....possibly....

PERSON 1:

I don’t want any of your tainted

stolen eggs! What’s wrong with you?

PERSON 2:

I’ll take it!

(snatches easter egg)

PERSON 3:

You know what, no!

(Gets up)

MIDSHOT OF 3

PERSON 3:

I didn’t ruin easter! Because

parents usually buy their kids

easter eggs too, and organise the

7.

PERSON 3:hunts! The children probably won’t

notice any changes.

CLOSE UP 1 AND 2 LOOKING UP SCARED AS 3 TALKS

PERSON 3:

(off screen)

They won’t realise that the easter

bunny is....gone, right?

CLOSEUP OF 3

PERSON 3:

So: everything will be fine! Easter

ISN’T ruined!

(pause)

Hey, what’s wrong with you two?

MIDSHOT OF 1 & 2 POINTING PAST 3’S SHOULDER

OVER THE SHOULD SHOT: BACK OF EASTER BUNNY IS VISIBLE BEHIND

3, AS 3 IS SLOWLY TURNING AROUND

CLOSEUP OF 3 AS THEY TURN AROUND

PERSON 3:

OH GOD-

LONG SHOT OF CLOSED DOOR, AS SCREAMING AND CRASHING IS HEARD

FROM OFF SCREEN.

TRACKING SHOT OF EASTER BUNNY DRAGGING BIN BAG AS CREDITS

ROLL.