duel with dave the wiza

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In the red corner of the arena Dave The Wiza. In the blue corner Fervor Gills. The judge makes the heroes equal and gives the go-ahead for the duel. The judge decides to impose an additional rule for this fight: the godpower accumulator won't let you use more than 3 charges during this fight. 7:57 Dave The Wiza took a hat in his hands and suddenly slammed it down on his enemy's head. 7:58 Dave The Wiza received a good blow to the face. Fervor Gills politely offered to pick up his broken teeth. 7:58 With a savage cry, Dave The Wiza swatted his enemy with all his might, showing Fervor Gills that there is in fact more to fear than fear itself. 7:59 Fervor Gills picked up a spectator and hurled him towards Dave The Wiza causing moderate damage. 7:59 Dave The Wiza jabbed Fervor Gills in the funny bone. Fervor Gills didn't laugh. 8:00 Fervor Gills slapped Dave The Wiza around a bit with a large trout. 8:00 Dave The Wiza suffers from a creativity crisis and sluggishly hits his foe. Viewers yawn. 8:01 Fervor Gills cunningly used her shiny armor to reflect a sunbeam into her rival's face. While Dave The Wiza was rubbing his eyes, Fervor Gills perfected some combo attacks on him. 8:01 Dave The Wiza throws his weapon at Fervor Gills. Fervor Gills catches it and throws it back dealing some damage to Dave The Wiza. 8:02 Fervor Gills tried to persuade Dave The Wiza that pacifism is a better solution with a sequence of powerful blows. 8:02 Dave The Wiza looked through the rulebook, then suddenly threw it at Fervor Gills, causing a mild headache. 8:03 Fervor Gills kicked her opponent's ankle. Dave The Wiza hopped around on one foot, yelling obscenities. 8:03 Dave The Wiza managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a piece in the process. 8:04 A booming voice from above said, “For Poi yes me!.” Fervor Gills disapprovingly shakes her head and fixes spelling errors in her opponent's diary... Dave The Wiza burns with shame, literally. 8:04

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My first duel on Godville

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Page 1: Duel With Dave the Wiza

In the red corner of the arena — Dave The Wiza. In the blue corner — Fervor Gills. The judge

makes the heroes equal and gives the go-ahead for the duel.

The judge decides to impose an additional rule for this fight: the godpower accumulator won't

let you use more than 3 charges during this fight.

7:57

Dave The Wiza took a hat in his hands and suddenly slammed it down on his enemy's head.

7:58

Dave The Wiza received a good blow to the face. Fervor Gills politely offered to pick up his

broken teeth.

7:58

With a savage cry, Dave The Wiza swatted his enemy with all his might, showing Fervor Gills

that there is in fact more to fear than fear itself.

7:59

Fervor Gills picked up a spectator and hurled him towards Dave The Wiza causing moderate

damage.

7:59

Dave The Wiza jabbed Fervor Gills in the funny bone. Fervor Gills didn't laugh.

8:00

Fervor Gills slapped Dave The Wiza around a bit with a large trout.

8:00

Dave The Wiza suffers from a creativity crisis and sluggishly hits his foe. Viewers yawn.

8:01

Fervor Gills cunningly used her shiny armor to reflect a sunbeam into her rival's face. While

Dave The Wiza was rubbing his eyes, Fervor Gills perfected some combo attacks on him.

8:01

Dave The Wiza throws his weapon at Fervor Gills. Fervor Gills catches it and throws it back

dealing some damage to Dave The Wiza.

8:02

Fervor Gills tried to persuade Dave The Wiza that pacifism is a better solution with a sequence

of powerful blows.

8:02

Dave The Wiza looked through the rulebook, then suddenly threw it at Fervor Gills, causing a

mild headache.

8:03

Fervor Gills kicked her opponent's ankle. Dave The Wiza hopped around on one foot, yelling

obscenities.

8:03

Dave The Wiza managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a

piece in the process.

8:04

A booming voice from above said, “For Poi yes me!.”

Fervor Gills disapprovingly shakes her head and fixes spelling errors in her opponent's diary...

Dave The Wiza burns with shame, literally.

8:04

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Dave The Wiza pelted Fervor Gills with cake and custard. Fervor Gills looked a trifle hurt.

8:05

Fervor Gills took a hat in her hands and suddenly slammed it down on her enemy's head.

8:05

Dave The Wiza pirouetted, leapt and swan dived onto Fervor Gills's stomach. Judges gave it a

perfect 10.

8:06

Fervor Gills was out of ideas so she decided to use her head. Both heroes now have a minor

concussion.

8:06

Suddenly there was a loud boom in the sky, a rainbow flashed and the sky burst out with

summer lightning... Both heroes felt like something was wrong and decided to speed up the

battle.

8:07

Fervor Gills took a timeout to check that the opponent's last attack was in the rule books. Dave

The Wiza used this chance to tie Fervor Gills's shoelaces together.

8:07

Suddenly, a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Fervor Gills. Dave The Wiza cried in

jealous pain.

Fervor Gills tried to launch an attack using mind over matter, but Dave The Wiza didn't mind

so it didn't matter.

8:08

Dave The Wiza threw a strike of moderate strength at his rival. Fervor Gills decided not to

dodge this time.

8:08

Fervor Gills sternly knit her brow at her enemy. Dave The Wiza lost a bit of health due to a

lack of self-confidence.

8:09

Dave The Wiza blew Fervor Gills's mind by blowing gently on her forehead.

8:09

Fervor Gills's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.

Fervor Gills put a spider on her opponent's head. Dave The Wiza screamed in fear.

8:10

Fervor Gills suffers an allergic reaction to Dave The Wiza's cologne and starts sneezing

repeatedly and losing health as her opponent approaches.

8:10

Dave The Wiza felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, while cheering at

the heavens.

Fervor Gills tried to strike, but a sudden attack of sciatica blurred the impression.

8:11

Dave The Wiza sneezed powerfully. Fervor Gills flew backwards.

8:12

Dave The Wiza observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Sandiestcomet is on the watch!

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Unintelligible mumbling came from somewhere above.

Fervor Gills blows out a bit of stamina at the opponent's stick figurine with a masterful stroke.

8:12

Dave The Wiza snatched the Fibonacci sequins out of the rival's pockets and tossed it up.

Distracted with the trophy tumbling in the air, Fervor Gills misses a huge blow.

8:13

A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Frummjohn is not

sparing himself.

Fervor Gills smiled cutely and punched her rival in the gut. Dave The Wiza felt his second

wind being replaced with a breeze from a referee's towel.

8:13

Members of the audience raised cards that spelled out “Hmph.” ☣

Dave The Wiza looked through the rulebook, then suddenly threw it at Fervor Gills, causing a

mild headache.

8:14

A booming voice from above said, “An easy for for my champion!.” ☣

While Dave The Wiza was fixing a spelling error in his diary, Fervor Gills crept up from

behind and whacked him over the head.

8:14

Dave The Wiza spun around and gave his enemy a good slap. Fervor Gills felt like something

inside her cracked...

8:15

Fervor Gills suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about her wounds! It looks like

Frummjohn is on the watch...

Fervor Gills concentrated and focused all of her energy on Dave The Wiza's left ear and

performed a series of violent blows.

8:15

Dave The Wiza managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat her with it, breaking off a

piece in the process.

8:16

A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Dave The Wiza's spirit is lifted, knowing that his god is

around. Fervor Gills is horrified.

Fervor Gills put a spider on her opponent's head. Dave The Wiza screamed in fear.

8:16

A chorus of angels sings from the heavens. Dave The Wiza feels uplifted by the music and

finds his wounds are being healed.

Dave The Wiza told a 'knock knock' joke. Fervor Gills laughed and lost all her credibility.

8:17

Dave The Wiza received a good blow to the face. Fervor Gills politely offered to pick up his

broken teeth.

8:17

Dave The Wiza swung hard, landing a blow on the opponent's shoulder. Fervor Gills will

remember it for quite some time.

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8:18

Fervor Gills grinned with thrilling vigor as the omnipotence of her god closed her wounds

before Dave The Wiza's eyes.

Fervor Gills barked “Dave The Wiza - kill!” and drove her enemy knee-deep into the ground.

8:18

Dave The Wiza rushed in to attack, but tripped over his own foot. Fervor Gills facepalmed so

hard that she fractured her skull.

8:19

Fervor Gills wins a heroic staring contest. Dave The Wiza takes dry eye damage.

8:19

Dave The Wiza spotted an open window of opportunity and quickly slammed it shut in Fervor

Gills's face.

8:20

Fervor Gills felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, while cheering at the

heavens.

Fervor Gills smiled disarmingly. Dave The Wiza dropped his weapon on his foot taking some

damage.

8:20

Fervor Gills was blinded by the sun. Dave The Wiza helped out by poking his opponent in the

eye.

8:21

Fervor Gills pushed her foe into the stands. Dave The Wiza was nearly torn to shreds by a

bloodthirsty mob of spectators.

8:21

Dave The Wiza attempted to do something nice, but failed as usual. The injured Fervor Gills

refused to accept an apology.

8:22

Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, “oh dear.”

The heroes are kung fu fighting. They are fast as lightning.

8:22

A swarm of butterflies swoops down on the battlefield and surrounds Fervor Gills. The breeze

stirring from their wings refreshes the heroine and heals her wounds. Frummjohn is feeling

tranquil today.

“Freeze!” Fervor Gills bellowed and, giggling nastily, delivered a blow to her opponent, who

had obediently frozen in a Juxtaphysician pose.

8:23

Dave The Wiza is unconscious. Fervor Gills successfully fulfilled the goal of praising her

deity! The winner got richer by 2 gold coins and a golden brick.

8:23